What would a Sad Meal contain?
>>22279869>Mc sad - a peanut butter and onion sandwich >Celery fries >Powdered milk packet and a bottle of lukewarm water>Instead of a toy, you get a feminist zine
>>22279904>zinehuh?
>>22279869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HSYkVDxGVY&t=58s
A handle of cheap vodka
>>22279869Chicken salad sandwich from a CVS
>>22280062low budget magazine
>>22279904>knowing about and using the word zineyou will always be a woman
>>22280164oh like a tabloid?
Macdonalds
>>22279869>apple slices>milk >five french fries in a soggy paper bag >chicken-free chicken nuggets >a dipping sauce full of seed oils>a toy from some woke propaganda for kids masquerading as entertainment like The Amazing Tranny Circus or Lesbin Hoteloh wait, that's just a normal happy meal
>>22280261Can I see the Lesbin Hotel happy meal toys?
>>22279872/thread
>>22279872Gottem!
>>22280261Seed oils are not the reason you're still a virgin at your age.
1 nugget less than what you ordered
>>22279869>fries>apple slices>carton of that watery milk>hasbrownwould make me immediately frown to open
>>22279869nothing
>>22279869Tears
>Order Nuggets: get Fish Fillet sized 'nuggets'>Order Big Mac: the 3 bread slices become patties, and the two patties become bread slices>Sauce is random regardless of request>Order Fries: it's shredded lettuce>The 'Toy' is a Burger Scent Air Freshener shaped like the HamburglerMake it black and white, do it as a combo Nightmare Before Christmas sponsor theme.
>>22280170Zoomer detected, your lack of world knowledge doesn't mean you can clock people
>>22279869>My CV>packet of cheese crackers>instant coffee>cup of mineral water>one cigarette
>>22279869canned beans, to be eaten with a spoon over the sinkbeer mug of the cheapest possible vodka500 cigarettestoy of a figurine of your ex with her new bf
>>22280321you make it sound based, anon.
>>22280321>>22280550>>22280554Reminds me there was a guy on /diy/ printing out soyjaks and putting them on communist propaganda.
>>22280277Big Seed Oil needs to hire better shills. You're bad at your job and you should probably kill yourself.
>soggy chicken-salad sandwich >half a re-fry (a cigarette that's been half-smoked and put out for later use) >diet, sugar-free, caffeine-free pepsi>a crumpled up picture of Paul Walker
>>22280321>>22280550https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3dgIvwFvjk
>>22279869In 2004, McDonalds offered an "adult Happy Meal" which was a salad that came with a pedometer. THAT is a Sad Meal.
>>22279869real scottish cuisine
>>22280550They were. As with anything that has a low barrier of entry, there was a lot of shit (I think actually the furry subculture developed via zines back in the day), but also a lot of cool stuff.>>>/lit/ actually has a zine that infrequently gets released:https://lampbylit.com/magazine/Though in classic /lit/ fashion their https cert is expired kek.
>>22279869oxycodone, a razor blade, and >>22280143
>>22279869no toy
>>22280581*whispers "not the reason you're a virgin" hotly in your ear*
>>22280764>(I think actually the furry subculture developed via zines back in the day)Yeah softpaw lol.
>>22281084I only know about it from fredrick knudsen's video about furries, I have no idea about the specifics kek.
>>22281095I know too much, it's too late for me.Save yourself.
>>22279869The exact same shit as a happy meal, only without the false advertising.
>>22280270
>>22281100I did. I'm already cursed to forever be bound to this hellsite, I realized I think some of the furry art is hot to me, so I stay clear of it for fear of getting even more degenerate.
>>22280736They did this in straya in 2024 and it was Peter Pan syndrome in a box. I'm not sure what the toy was meant to even be? A potato? a nugget? Whatever it was fucking sad.
>>22280736for a while they were giving out "fitness trackers" that were chemically burning people
>>22279869If it's made by McSlop, it's automatically a sad meal.
>>22279869A dead mouse
>>22280170The trannies on lainchan had a zine
>>22280530Equal amounts of oof and kek at the toy concept.Brutal.Doesn't help that my ex and I bonded over cooking. There are certain dishes I might never be able to enjoy as fully as I once did.
>>22280225Less gossip and more culture-ideological. They were big pre-internet as a counterculture version of a newsletter. Some are still made now, but it's more of a niche like listening to vinyl.
>>22281152Do Australians really look like that?
>>22280225No, people buy those.
>>22279869nutraloaf and oat milk
>>22280530should be like 1 1/2 menthol cigs
>>22279869>a can of sardines with a missing pull tab>a sandwich baggie filled with sauerkraut >1 red delicious apple>1 can of lemoncello LaCroix>1 incredibly dry and chalky peppermint candy>a no 2 pencil and a stack of post it notes( it's supposed to be a coloring book)
>>22279869I'd like to imagine it as an eldritch offering, where each serving is highly personalized to the person ordering it.>The school cafeteria meal you ate the day your crush kissed someone else as you pretended not to care>The beer you used to drink with your friends in a bar before you all lost contact with each other>The stale cereal you ate in your room while you heard your parents fight downstairs>Grandma's signature dish, made the way it tasted when she first started forgetting the recipe>The yogurt you ate when your parent couldn't finish it in the hospital the last time you visited them>The one dish your father cooked, that he now makes for his new family instead.If satan is reading this, I'm currently looking for a job.
>>22279869all the ingredients for a cheeseburger thrown haphazardly into the burger boxfive fries (undersalted)flat, undersyruped drinkhalf a wet menthol cigarette for the toy
