Under the worst and most desperate conditions
It was 2013, and we just got a big new england snowstorm in feb. I was drinking and driving in my 88 caddy on the roads just chilling, and I saw 2 walkers dressed for the weather just trudging. I pulled over and gave them a ride to the gas station and back to their pad. Guess they got snowed in or whatever, but they were walking a good 3 miles there and 3 miles back in a blizzard at night. pretty wierd, but i was hammered.
27 seconds to my fridge
>>22279927Probably something like this. It was fun doing stuff like that.
>>22279919Back in late January, we were under a Snow Squall Warning, but I still walked to the grocery store two miles away. The wind was terrible. No matter which way I turned, the wind was blowing into my face. Nevertheless, it was nice to get out of the house.
>>22279919I've done 30 mile round trips for a pack of smokes in rural Florida on a bike.
>>22279919About 15 years ago we had a snow on Valentine's Day and I walked 2 miles to get flowers as well as the fixings for lemon chicken with broccoli and Alfredo. That's what the wife wanted for supper. I totally could've just driven, it's board flat and there was only about an inch of snow, but I get to play the "I walked 2 miles for you" card at least twice a year now.
>>22279919First time I had to do a 34 hr reset I fucked up my planning and had to park in a stripmall parking lot (with their permission)Had to shit late that night, everything was closed where I was and didn't have a bucket yet since it was my first couple weeks of truckin' so ended up walking a mile in the cold drizzle to a 24hr taco place a little over a mile away. Got me a 'rrito while I was at it. Wasn't bad, but I wasn't happy because I was cold and wet and pissed at myself for not watching my clock.
>>22280110>I've done 30 mile round trips for a pack of smokes in rural Florida on a bike.SimilarI've done a round trip of 10 miles on foot at 2am for a packet at a 24hr garage.
>>22279919Two miles to Waffle House because they were open and I wanted waffles. The local place across the street doesn't open until 7am and it was like 430 in the morning. Funnily enough I saw a coworker eating breakfast so I got a free ride back to our store which is only a half mile from home.
>>22279919I mean I live here so not very far
When I was in college, we had a blizzard and everyone was closed down early. We were totally out of beer, and with the prospect of 4 dudes having no booze for days...I called the liquor store and he was still open, so I walked just over 3 miles in a total blizzard, dragging a sled. I got there and the owner was closing up, I made it just in time. The owner was laughing and said I was crazy, I loaded up with a ton of beer, vodka, rum and told him I was walking back. He gave me a free bottle of Evan Williams and gave me a ride home.
>>22280171Based and EW pilled.
>>22279919As an adult it might have been 3 miles round trip for Costco when my car got totaled >>22280135>I get to play the "I walked 2 miles for you" card at least twice a year nowDoes 2 miles get b-hole access or would that be The Proclaimers tier?
>>22279919man...lol. So it was actually during a snow storm. There must have been at least 2-3 feet of snow on the ground. I ran out of booze, was pretty drunk. The closest store was like 3 miles away, which doesnt seem long but when youre fucked up and have to trek through feets of snow it took waaaaay longer. I was so drunk i just decided to bundle up and make the walk....it was pure hell. Then when I got close enough to the store I noticed it was shut down, i assumed they just let thjere employees have the night off because of the snow storm. had to walk all the way back empty handed, it fucking sucked.
>>222799192 hours.
>Longestnothing that bad>Under the worst and most desperate conditionsWhen I was a stupid teen I'd walk to a nearby pizzeria every day for lunch in highschool pretty much every day no matter what, and one time I did it during a freezing rain downpour in the middle of february wearing a t-shirt (didn't want to get my hoodie wet). I was mostly just pissed that the rain was making my pizza cold on the walk back more than anything, I didn't give a fuck when I was 14.
>>22279919Back in 2013 I was living in Gainesville Florida and I wanted a smoked turkey leg, but the closest store from me was about 4 miles or so maybe even more honestly. I had to go through some of the sketchiest fucking places to get to that piggly wiggly (I think that what that store was, not a Publix that's for sure). Walked past an obvious crack apartment where they were screaming. Every single parking lot I crossed I looked into to see if there was a place I could hide lol. Bought my turkey and booked it home.
In the late 2000s I used to walk 20 minutes each way to pick up a pizza at a really good pizza place every Friday for a few years. So 40 minutes total walking for a large cheese pizza. I was always a little drunk and I would smoke weed and ciggys on the way so it wasn't bad. Once a junkie asked me for a slice and I yelled NOOOOO and sprinted away with my arms outstretched holding the box.
>>22279932>It was 2013, and we just got a big new england snowstorm in feb.exactly what i thought of seeing the OP. it snowed like 2 and a half feet. i lived right off a 4 lane road and i was walking down the center of it because nothing was open, no one was out and the roads were plowed but still had a couple inches of snow on them. about a half mile down this small liquor store owned by this indian guy was the only thing open. he carved a path right from the curb to the front door with the snowblower. i had to buy something for his dedication. i bought pic related because the guy had a bunch of them and they were like 66% off. spent the rest of the day sipping on that and digging out my car from the parking lot.
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>>22279927there's simply no way you walked 20 miles round trip as a kid.
>>22279919Comfy picrelSaved.
>>22280818>Walked past an obvious crack apartment where they were screaming.That's when you found...HER.Come on.Details please.
>>22279932>>22280859Holy shit I remember that, huge ice storm took out most of the power lines and we were on generator power for I think 6 days in Maine.
>>22280872Around 2001-2006 I had to bike to school and back 16 miles, almost every school day.
>>22280915I remember that storm too. I woke up, did a few bumps of coke for breakfast, had a couple cigs and a joint, and went outside and shoveled my sidewalks and car and my neighbors cars for hours and hours. My older neighbor asked me to shovel her car and she pointed out a lump on the street. Took me an hour to shovel it. When I was finishing a young woman asked me why I was shoveling her car. I explained and she assured me it was her car, not my neighbors and paid me $20. I know she was watching me shovel her car and waited until I finished to ask me what I was doing because she didn't want to shovel herself. I told my neighbor and we had to find her car, make sure it was hers and then I had another hour of shoveling. I was so fucking mad. I went inside and had a few bumps and then went and finished. In hindsight doing coke and then immediately doing very strenuous physical labor for hours was retarded and I'm lucky nothing bad happened.
>>22280932Lol are you doing less drugs now?About a year ago somebody at my factory left a vial that had something and also fent in it in the bathroom and I found it while taking a shit, the cops said I shouldn't have moved it because if I dropped it I could've died.Thanks for helping that woman even if it was under false pretenses.
>>22280946I've been clean for years. I only smoke regular flower weed in joints and drink beer sometimes. Doing drugs other than weed in the fent era is retarded. Semi on topic I used to trek miles in all kinds of weather to cop weed. Like forty minutes each way to get a $20 gram.
>>22280993Well good for you I guess, hope you have a good week.
>>22280110I think I did 40 for a bag of weed
>>22279919>Longest you've walked for foodIDK maybe 200 feet.
>>22280110>>22280141>>22281012the irony of doing an activity 2 acquire something that will later prevent you from doing that activity.
>>22280917up hill both ways in the snow. ok boomer.
>>2228103241, so yeah whatever.
>>22279919what an odd concept. I've never lived more than 1 or 2 blocks from any source of food, and never HAD to walk any great distance in desperate search of food. I've walked to the corner store for a soda or something. I mean once I got a car I've never had to walk any long distance at all.
