It's a scrandemic.
That's sushi. What are you trying to pretend "scran" means? Just some more made up bullshit words?
OP really nailed the "hello kids, what jive and hip, yo?" old man vibe with this post.lmfao ya dumb fuck
>>22279953are you in the hospital or have you graduated from soda bottles and actually own a medical-grade urinal bottle now
>>22279960bro is trying to plug his headphones into the sushi
I can understand why they would serve sushi in a place like this. less cutlery so the inmates wouldn't stab each other. but why did they let you keep your phone?
>>22279976looks like a care home, not a prison
>>22280815I think I've seen OP before and he is in some kind of care home for addicts or the mentally ill. You can from tell from the wrinkles on his hands he's an older fella. Poor guy. I hope his scranushi is bosh.
>>22280826Yikes
>>22280830Haha this is why I’m afraid to post stuff online lol
>>22280840if you're afraid to post online then you should have nothing that can be traced back to you so you shouldnt be afraid to post online.
>>22279953>>22280830Thanks, inspector. But can you tell me what this is?
>>22280894It's a urinal
>>22280905That's how soy sauce comes in the UK. I've seen this guys posts before but I can't remember the context. All I remember is he's in some kind of care home in the UK.
>>22280909That's what I was thinking. But hoping it wasn't.
>>22280894Horn of plenty. When the sushi goes bad he can put up to 50% of a dish inside to conserve its nutritional content for 5 turns.
>>22280894Prosthetic ball bag.
>>22279953They really should scale the soy sauce fish with the size of the sushi tray, or just give you more fish, it's ridiculous.>>22279960It means food, numb nut.
>>22281230To whom does it mean food, and where? Another fucking British thing like 'bosh'? I fucking loathe that shit.
>>22281246it lush
>>22281250Lush is a word. Not really for a kebab because how luxurious can they get? But maybe for the man eating it if he's hammered.
>>22281246Scran means food. Bosh means good food.
corr peng scran
>>22281246Chill out, rain man.
>>22281260Bosh doesn't mean good food you idiot. It means job done
>>22281332It doesn't officially mean anything.
>>22281341Fuck off. It's in the dictionary, so it have official meanings. Fucking pseud.
>>22281250>eats all the good bits>tosses the bird foodam i looking at british royalty?
>>22281230It is already precisely sauced. It doesn't need a soy bath
>>22281401Which dictionary?
>>22281422never heard of a search engine? is this a bit or are you retarded?
>>22279960Moron
>>22281264Dishis notGreat
>>22281264the seasoning on that chook resembles Lawry's. good stuff.
>>22281426>>22281401Well, I stand corrected. However it does not mean what you seem to think it means. You're all using it wrong and looking stupid. So while it technically may be a word, it's more of an insult if you tried to apply it to someone's food.
>>22281432I've never had Lawrys but it's a spice blend of primarily paprika/ancho/cayenne along with garlic, onion, cumin, fenugreek, etc
>>22281441eh similar but not entirely similar. also Lawry's is like 50% salt so you gotta be careful with how you dust it
>>22281438>Well, I stand correctedNo shit retardo. Try to make it a weekly habit rather than a daily one.
>>22281443yeah, I make mine myself so no salt. I add that separately depending on what I'm putting it on
>>22281450the best approach. I did have a moment of weakness and have a jar of Lawry's sent for christmas least year though because I was feeling nostalgic. I should really use that more often. It is honestly wonderful on any roast meat. And with a roast the salt isn't such a big deal because it's s such a small amount on each slice
>>22281416So why include a fish at all? Everything's fucked.
>>22279953you are fat as fuck lol
>>22281438>Well, I stand correctedThis simp got fucking rekt
Another day, another clarse scran.
>>22282078A poltergeist is messing with your chair.
>>22282078>bars on the windowsAre you in a secure psychiatric unit?
>>22281451That’s a fine roast. Nice to see your meal pics again
NTA>>22281438>>22281447>>22281980>Including the crappy dictionary.You are all wrong If anything >>22281332 is correct - 'Job Done'you can use it in the same way you use 'Wa La' (although it doesn't mean the same).It's a shortened version of 'Bish-Bash-Bosh!' and is more of an exclamation than anything else.It's not used much but most Brits will get it because of the context in which it used.It's mainly used here by anons pretending to be Brits and Brits, who like to take the mickey and ragebait. The Moar you know.
>>22281415>someone says or does something stupid>4chan likes itTypical.
>>22282078Sushi is not very fillingI hope you're eating other things
>>22282821OP is NOT the originator of these pictures!OP has just stolen these pictures from Twitter for shits and giggles, the real guy posts prolifically and is pretty much at deaths door, often posting his restricted diet from a hospital bed following yet another operation. It's a good job this sort of hospital care is free, otherwise he would exceed the National Debt in charges.
>>22282828>It's a good job this sort of hospital care is free, otherwise he would exceed the National Debt in charges.
>>22282814
>>22282828I feel bad for this guy that's really awful :[
>>22282919he's probably a dimwitted drunk that pissed his life away. the UK has one of the highest alcoholic rates in the west. they're basically wisconsin on steroids.
>>22283223>the westI suppose that you can't count the US in that 'statistic' as they're basically Israel. If you'd go out on a fantastical limb, then the US is ahead. So are Poland, Latvia, Croatia, Ireland, Denmark, Lithuania, Austria, Portugal, Czech Republic, Slovakia... Pick apart what you'd deem to be the west but you've already been destroyed.
>>22283250??? the UK consooms more alcohol per capita than the US you stupid fucking niggerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita
>>22283250>Pick apart what you'd deem to be the west but you've already been destroyed.
>>22283392>alcoholic ratesImplying alcoholism. If that wasn't the implication then it should've been elucidated in a more succinct manner.
>>22283405my point was that the OP is very very likely to be an alchie who pissed away everything, is now in a psychiatric facility because anyone that knows him doesn't want to deal with him, and is now desperately hoping he can get a donor liver (he won't and he will be in agony until he dies no more than 6 months from now)
>>22279972kek
>>22283531>the UK has one of the highest alcoholic rates in the westNo, this was your point. It was called into question, goalposts were moved and here we are. Talk shit and it will be challenged. You're an embarrassment.
>>22283537>this was your point.yeah and i'm right> It was called into questionand i provided a source that you got BTFO by>goalposts were movednow we're just making shit up because you got rectally ruined.anyway i accept your concession. reply to me again to confirm you read the above and acknowledge you got anally annihilated.
>>22283569No, you implied alcoholism, not alcohol consumption. If you were initially on about alcohol consumption, then the UK is behind many western countries. Choose the premise of your initial insinuation and then validate it with statistics. Because you're wrong on both counts. Define "highest" on whichever metric you want to choose. I'll await you pinpointing which of the two you meant and then for you to provide a precise summary as to why your sweeping statement was correct.
thank you for acknowledging i rectally ravaged (You). conversation over.
>>22283613The immaturity is alarming. It's quite pitiful.
>>22279953You're a scranimalAnd your downfall scran't come fast enough
