>>22280876
They see the writing on the wall. Old people have no interest, middle aged people think it's tacky, and zoomers don't drink/go to bars and would be scared shitless to talk to one of them

>>22280876
we have this titty bar in albany ny. i was doing some work in the middle of the night on a manhole transformer. me and my retarded coworkers went in to get some food. the chick stuck my chicken fingers in her ass crack. i was livid and started screaming at her. yo bitch i'm about to eat that.

Zoomers get blamed for a lot, but this is one of the few things that's genuinely their "fault". Boomers were single-handedly keeping these places in business. Every subsequent generation of men since has had less of a need to advertise their heterosexuality to their friends and families, but the sheer drop off from millennials to gen Z was the last nail in the coffin. Zoomers are too scared to eat in public at normal restaurants, let alone ones where the hostesses are dressed like hookers and pretend to flirt with customers (unless they're talking to me, that's the only time they aren't pretending).

>>22280876
The women that work at these places just huddle up like quails in the corner and gossip about how creepy the customers are it’s a hostile vibe

>>22280886
I think boomers are the only ones who like it. They like to flirt with the waitresses and feel like they still go it.

>>22280891
i was a cook at hooters when i was 20. they don't do this. they're all stuck up snobs who belittle everyone. meanwhile no man they think they are worth would ever find them attractive.

>>22280886
>>22280890
what is this weird 'zoomers are afraid of sex' cope i keep seeing? are you guys projecting?

>>22280876
You think those are hot? kek

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Why are zoomers scared of this?

>>22280900
It's not they are scared of sex itself, but scared of interacting in unfamiliar social enviroments. And it's already been proven they have zero interest in bars for this reason.

How come there aren't any "bulgetaurants"? Seems unfair for the women and the gays. They should make the Femboy hooters meme into a real thing.

>>22280902
That girl on left looks fucked up on drugs

Doesn't anyone else get uncomfortable with hot women pretending to like you? I know outside the restaurant they would treat me like crap so I would rather they be honest and just be cold to me.

>>22280908
You never saw "Hooters" male counterpart restaurant, "Wangs??

>>22280890
>the hostesses are dressed like hookers and pretend to flirt with customers
why is this appealing? lets review
>breastaurants
do i get to touch the breasts?
>no
do i get to touch the women at all?
>no
may i pay for the opportunity to do so?
>no
at that point, what is my incentive to go to this place and be teased by women i cant get anywhere with? i'll just make some fucking wings at home

>>22280876
THE MILKS GONE BAD

>>22280902
I dont want someone's asshole all out while im eating.

>>22280919
id eat her asshole thobeit

I was molested at a strip joint and one of the ladies outed me, said "I think your friend is gay".
Almost killed myself, seriously considered running into traffic.
Thankfully I realized my dad was drunk as fuck and wouldn't remember anything she said.
I literally almost walked into a tractor trailer and him being hammered saved me.

>>22280890
> It's not the food quality, it's the zoomers!

>>22280929
You believe that anyone ever ate at these places for the high quality food? Even when Hooters was at it's peak, the wings weren't that good.

>>22280914
There was a place my ex went to for a friend's bachelorette party called Beefcakes. She said it was just shirtless muscle dudes with bowties and stuffed speedos serving overpriced drinks, hamburgers and "hogs" (all pork hot dogs). I remember the hogs thing because I thought it was pretty clever.
But if a place is called Wang's and doesn't serve Chinese food, then it can fuck right off.

>>22280942
I wonder what percentage of the customers were gay dudes vs women

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>>22280876
The breastaurant fears the maid cafe

>>22280910
Okay? She probably is.

The only Hooters I ever went to closed down because there were prostitutes working literally in front of it, and the street to the left and right (pattaya thailand, Beach Road). The women working there were generally 8s compared to the average bargirl who's maybe a 5 or 6, but good luck getting guys to pay for the hooters experience when their balls are already empty.

>>22280966
did she show her tiddies in true detective or am i misremembing that.

>>22280966
they look saggy, not actually big. Flat skin pancakes.

>>22280876
I'm too akward for this. What are you supposed to do? Eating as usual?

>>22280982
Yes, its not that hard the Hooters at Trop in AC always has older couples eating there

>>22280876
they should have hooters for faggots with the nuts hanging out, i would go everyday. also im gay.

>>22280988
i'm guessing you voted for trump?

>>22280966
>file deleted
Yet if it were a frog there'd be a 20% chance of getting a 3 day ban.

>>22280876
they all look 50+

I like the hot chick part, I do not like the tipping part

>>22280929
Inadvertently yes, the creation of the internet led to zoomers being what we know them as, leading to the death of the modern full fanservice restaurant

>>22280876
I've been dragged along to pubs with topless waitresses by mates here in straya.It's pretty cringe. I love titties but you can tell straight away the girls are only there for the money. But that being said, having a topless woman deliver your beer feels pretty good. If there were a full restaurant for this stuff in Sydney i'd probably go with the boys for shits n gigs.

>>22280876
we have one by our house. food is great. music is too fucking loud, and all the girls look like 12 year olds with boob jobs.

>>22280886
>Old people have no interest, middle aged people think it's tacky,
bullshit we go there all the time. couldn't care less about the tits. the wife and I love the food. I see old people in there all the time.

>>22280890
>et alone ones where the hostesses are dressed like hookers and pretend to flirt with customers
how to say you have never been to one of these places without saying it.

>>22280919
dude... assholes don't "hang out" unless something horrible has happened and unless she's literally rubbing her sphincter on your plate who the fuck cares?

>>22280937
literally the only reason I eat at twinpeaks is the food. young hot chicks are nothing but trouble.

>>22280919
that is gross lol

>>22280990
Do the /ck/ jannies not like frogs? I got banned for an innocuous post that had a pepe pic attached. I was wondering what that was about.

>>22281058
the ck jannie is jewish. xir will ban for anything anti jew. the frog has connotations of anti semitism

>>22281058
This boards jannies are powertripping homos who ban anything edgier than a papercut.
>inb4 banned for "complaining about moderation"

>>22281058
They'll throw a 3 day global at a whim for a frogpost.

>>22281075
while protecting anime posters sitting on the blue board rules

>>22281011
I absolutely disagree and think you're a myopic retard

>>22281082
you cut your dick off and think you're a girl

>>22280937
There's only so much you can take for bag quality and bad pricing for titties.
I guess what I should have said was the experience most quality, it's not "zoomers"

>>22281086
Keep your fantasies to yourself, faggot

>>22281090
post axe wound

>>22281090
That guy is weird, shitting up like 15 threads with his obsession.

>>22281094
wrong thread loser

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>>22281093
Election tourist sticking around

>>22280943
idk but she said pretty much everyone working there but the bartender was fruity and I said 'no shit; gays live at the gym so if you ever see a guy fitter than is typical for a guy his age and he's not a pro athlete or bodybuilder, he probably knows what a dick tastes like' and she simply said "yeah".
Later that week, she and I were out in Chinatown and she saw that not-gay bartender with his boyfriend/husband. And yeah, I'm not sure which was which but both were fucking huge. Built like motherfuckers.
Anyway, looks like the place was 100% certified homo

>>22281097
2016 was 10 years ago.

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>>22281105

>>22281111
why would you post that with those digits?

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Nigger

>>22280876
My dad tried to take me to Hooters when I turned 13 but for me I was too embarrassed and I don't like wings or burgers or much other meat so I refused to go. He called me a pussy and a faggot and instead of Hooters he made me drink a six pack of Mike's Hard and smoke a weed and didn't mind when I got belligerent from three Mike's and demanded and smoked a few of his gross Marb Reds while we watched some gay manly 80s movie like The Thing or Predator or Day of the Dead or something like that.

>>22280913
dude they don't pretend to like you in the restaurant. they're just fucking naked. they put in the same amount of effort a bitch at chili's will. hookers and strippers are exactly the same. maybe I'm just an unlikable asshole though

>>22280919
What about when you're eating an asshole? Do you cover it with a blanket like a puritanical Christian?

>>22280900
It's weird thing younger folks are dealing with. I work retail, and the amount of kids (we're talking like 17 and under) who just have this weird quirk of no eye contact, fidgeting and the like is apparent. Hell, even when they have a problem in the store, they need to be pushed by their own parents into asking us for answers, so their folks know that they need to work on their social skills.

>>22281263
That’s why the downfall of hooters isn’t the zoomer fault. They’re too fucking young, breastaurants were dying before they could even drink
Not criticizing your post at all, just jumping off it to add to my point

>>22281267
Oh no problem, like I said, it's just something I've seen in my years of retail. Too many times kids have just shoved their money into my hands, and I've have to tell them "Hey bud, you're overpaying", like they don't want to take the time to count bills in fear of holding up the line. I even warn them that some people will just take their shit and not give the change they would get back.

>>22281286
Ugh sad
It has to be a combination of Covid and shitty parents.
I know a few because my company hires interns every summer. None of them are that bad, but they’re from a wealthy suburb with a top school district. Surely some of their peers act like you describe though, I’ve seen it in stores myself too

>>22280906
thats because zoomers go to clubs and "lounges" not bars

>>22280876
Because hot chicks stopped working there.

>>22280925
>thobeit
You're one of those trans lesbians

>>22281107
Try not to be jealous

>>22281023
>yeah its cringe, but id still go
then just go

>>22280902
where?

>>22280900
It's actually a real thing for zoomer males - because they grew up in the panopitcon unlike all the older generations. You see, everyone is a narc and everyone has a panopiticon observation device in their pocket, aka a cell phone. That means any and all behavior that can be rendered into content is captured and put on the internet for the world to see. Slip and fall? You are front and center on the next YLYL youtube video compilation. Talk to a girl and be cringe? You are now captured on social media being cringe and no women will ever date you again. You get labeled the bottom 80% and you are DONE. Because zoomettes make you be done with their little toxic female hivemind they have going on tiktok and instagram.

This scares the shit out of the zoomer. Yes they can talk, but you have to review everything you say lest you die socially. Or for real if a foid calls you a rapist and the local SWAT team obliges her and fill you full of lead (this is only a partial exaggeration, see the Cornell 7 where 3 of the dudes didn't even have sex!).

Couple that with DEI hiring (anti-men, and anti-white discrimination) and zoomers are butt fucked. This is why they aren't at bars - they got a two for punch and were KO'd. No money, no rizz. So they stay home.

The bars/clubs do still have chicks at them - people videoed it - but it's VERY skewed towards women. The videos confirm what the survey results said. Also turns out zoomettes are fucking up the chain for X/Y for money. So they get recorded as being in relationships/having sex. But men (2/3rds) in the zoomer category are not because they cannot afford it financially or socially. Which is tanking alcohol sales because assholes forgot MEN pay for fucking drinks!

>>22281082
Whatever you do, don't try to open a hooters franchise. Good day

>>22280876
>breastuarants
1. Poor food quality, high cost
2. Chicks aren't hot
3. Porn is hotter, strip clubs are better

Hooters got popular for cheap wings. Now they aren't cheap anymore. The hot ladies were a draw back then, but now every woman runs around in yoga pants with the string up the ass crack so you can see everything and it's all thongs at the beach. Couple that with a lawsuit that the feminists one, nuking the primary draw by forcing them to hire fat fucks. And since they NEVER updated to keep with the times, they faded into obscurity.

We have better wings and better "scenery" now. Why go there? No one can answer why they are special.

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go to the Hispanic version instead

>>22281444
That makes sense. You can get a better bar experience at different bars and a better oggling experience at a strip club. It does both poorly and is suffering

>>22281439
A wise knower, smartphones are the death of society and probably the main contributor to the Great Filter.

I just want to watch a football game and my only other option is bdubs. Hooters doesnt even carry NFl network.

>>22281439
Just don't care

>>22281077
/ck/ jannies...i fucking kneel...

>>22280886
boomers are the main reason hooters existed. it was an excuse for husbands to get away from the ol' ball and chain for a little bit and gawk and smile at college age poontang. nowadays you can get whatever porn you want in 5 seconds on your phone so there's no need for those kinds of places.

>>22281683
boomers did not go to hooters. hooters was gen X. you idiots think anyone born before you is a boomer.

There's literally zero reason to do these spots anymore since the average woman dresses like a whore these days anyway

>>22281707
hooters started in the 80s when boomers were in prime middle age. you couldn't be more fucking wrong. next time shut your supple dick sucking lips about things you know nothing bout

>>22281801
Behold the effeminate rage from a sexually incapable """person""". Excruciating to read.

>>22280876
Hot shapely women hardly even exist anymore
It's either hamplanets or sticks who look like dudes now

>>22281807
Shut up faggot.

>>22280876
The markup on food is not worth it. I can eat the same sysco wings in a top-bottom-less strip club and chances are the food and a contact dance will run me cheaper than the breastaurant where they dont take their top and bottoms off and dont rub themselves on you (both will let you fuck the girls in exchange for coke though)

>>22281099
>And yeah, I'm not sure which was which but both were fucking huge. Built like motherfuckers
They probably have a twink in cuffs under the bed waiting to get "airtighted"

>>22281807
all right that's enough from you twinkle toes. get on your knees and open up that mouth. my 8 inch hog needs to be drained.

>>22281971
Show your penis

>>22280876
The peak of Hooters success was in the late 80s to early 90s.
That's when internet porn wasn't yet widely available or accessible.
Being in the presence of slightly more visible boobs doesn't have the same draw when at home you can jerk off to billions of times more fully naked women and hardcore stuff involving them than you could ever possibly want

>>22280902
it's cringe
if i want porn i can go look at porn
there's no appeal to whores acting like whores
there's no value in something you give away for free
i can't imagine being so desperately horny 24/7 that you can't go out for a meal without having pussy dangled in front of you the entire time

>>22280876
These will always be so weird to europeans. You can’t even fuck the women so what’s the point?

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>>22281338
> something nonsensical to get the last word

zoomers killed the whore industry. we need to do something about this, fellow soilennials

>>22282033
I know! Let’s add bacon wrapped wings to the menu, and funko pops to the decor!

I'd assume people can't even afford to eat out in restaurants with ugly waitresses anymore

>>22280876
No one has spare income. If you want cheap food, it either doesnt exist or isnt there. If you want good food, its not there. Closest thing is hooters wings the next morning out of the fridge but for 10 wings youre spending 14 dollars. MORE if theyre not boneless. If you want GOOD wings, hooters isnt bad, but people would never believe that. Hooters wings being decent for restaurant wings is an indictment against restaurant wings, not an win for Hooters. BWW is cheaper, and the average breastaurant patron doesnt care about quality. If you want alcohol, you cant get even a half-decent cocktail, and the beer selection will suck. If you wanna hang out with friends, bww is better. everyone likes boobs, but its more interesting to watch sports while drinking with beer with friends for most.
If you have disposable income, no sense of fiscal responsibility, want wings, burgers or other slop, a half-decent drink, boobs, and have a place to hang out with other degens. Strip clubs do EVERYTHING better.
Alcohol? Stronger, more, and better. Food? Better, cheaper or both. Only exception is when theres only one strip club and zero breastaurants. Hooters isnt failing because people hate sex, its because breastaurants are a retarded business model.
Here's a random club from florida. I chose florida because Hooters has a hq there. Check out their menu goldfingergirls.com/food-menu. Compare this to the hooters from the same city order.hooters.com/menu/ft-lauderdale-sunrise. Everything at hooters costs the same or MORE. For less tits and hot girls, worse liquor and less time. I didnt talk much about twin peaks but it has the same issues. Even at their peak a alot of hooters income was non-restaurant income.
People make fun of them, but the founders are right, hooters works better as a family thing. "real" adults without kids are gonna go to a strip club. Problem is all the irresponsible boomers kids already grew up, so the only people who go are dying out or going to clubs

>>22280876
also
>in my area
maybe your area just sucks anon
>>22281466
que eso?

>>22280900
dude, no
they both are afraid of sex and too mentally ill to accept they might want sex, and every last one of them has a singular specific fetish that's different while also generally abhoring the idea of having any fetish at all.

>>22281466
I live nearby, looked at the menu and it didn't seemed wildly overpriced, what's the catch

Id rather go to the Vietnamese "cafes" in Westminster to get my eye candy. There's similar bars along Beach Blvd but that area is always sketchy

>>22280891
You can just say quail for multiple quail. It in itself is also the plural form

these only work in large degen tourist metros like las vegas. there's a place there called tilted kilt. location is most important.

>>22281439
very cool effortpost. lovely.
>>22281672
their whole social life is online, its impossible to not care. not like you or me (i assume) that could care less because we have none or barely any online presence besides shitposting here and there.

>>22281971
>my 8 inch hog needs to be drained.
that's called a genital wart. have it looked at incel.

>can see literally any sex act imaginable within milliseconds
>why don’t people want to stare at uninterested college girls while eating shitty reheated frozen food

>>22280900
Millennials are projecting after they spent the last 20 years promoting pride parades and veganism

>>22280900
You can look up stats yourself you know

>>22282315
>these only work in large degen tourist metros like las vegas
Now if only Vegas could stop fucking over people with the "resort fee" bullshit.

>>22280902
>Braaaaap!

>>22280876
TP is based, made my wife realize she’s into girls. we’ve had a lot of fun ever sense
>>22282315
not true, the one in my area is always packed and I’m nowhere near vegas

>>22283079
>Twin Peaks turned my wife Bi, based guys right??
Let me guess, she announced it to everyone there as well, everyone stood and clapped, and an orgy broke out and you personally directed the entire thing.

>>22283119
Nta but you sound jealous and bitter

>>22283132
Kek, sorry, I don't my wife to turn gay from a sleazy sports bar.

>>22280876
What’s the Muslim population in your area

>>22281439
I do high school science demos twice a year and all the high school zoomies have been very well behaved

>>22283141
Gay is gay, there’s no turning

OH MY GOD LE ZOOMER BOOMER PEEPEEPOOMERS ARE KILLING MUH ALCHYHOLS AND MUH TITTY CITIES AND NOT HAVING ENOUGH SEX AND MUH CIGGIES AND MUH PORNIES AND MUH
boomers complained nonstop about millenials, now that millenials are washed up and bitter it's their turn to bitch about zoomers

>>22283300
It's still boomers complaining, they're the ones who own the stupid low quality shit no one wants to pay for anymore

>>22280876
Cringe theme and shitty food. Your world is dying old man. Do the rest of us a favor and let go.

>>22280876
because the food is usually pretty mediocre and outside cities or tourist areas, the girls aren't usually great looking

>>22280876
I dont wanna eat with a boner.

>>22283528
You don't have to, they have knives and forks like at a regular restaurant.

>>22283577
I dont think so

>>22280876
hag goddess hag hag

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>>22282180
>Id rather go to the Vietnamese "cafes" in Westminster to get my eye candy
for sure

>>22280876
They're faggots

>>22280876
Every place I go to has hot chicks, I have to go out of my way to go to a small hole in the wall to get served by a 50 something divorced woman (Jonnie) who calls me handsome and knows my order.

>>22280902
this is objectively the perfect body

>>22281466
funny story, i was a hotel near cowboys stadium for a work convention thing and me and my team wanted to get some lunch and since none of us had cars since we flew in, we walked to the nearest restaurant which was ojos locos
we had no idea it was a breastaurant and it was lingerie week or something because they were in underwear instead of their usual uniforms
we all had a laugh and ate anyway

>>22281746
this is true. before if you wanted to see a girl in super short shorts with her tits out you went to hooters, now you just go outside

>>22280876
what's the point of going to these places? not that I don't want to see fat titties, but isn't it pathetic paying extra for cheap food just to stare at waitresses knowing you have 0 chance of getting to touch her? the kayfabe of it is really a turn off to me. at least normie women you might see in the real world you have some chance with.

>>22280900
Zoomer men are all porn addicts who have panic attacks when they talk to women because
>they see chads pick up girls and know that they have to compete with that
>they see guys get shamed for approaching women at all and blasted on tiktok forever
and zoomer women are the ones blasting guys for invading a woman's space by acknowledging her. Zoomers are also having kids at a far lower rate than previous gens. It's going to be bad for a while.

>>22284278
women dont deserve rights or a nachos grande platter, but at Twin Peaks they can have both.

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>>22280876
kek. there isn't a Hooters near me anymore. the golden age of breastaurants is over

>>22280902
I don't like tattoos. If I go to a restaurant and one of the staff has tattoos I leave.

>>22283300
Kek this

>>22284379
Yeah Noone wants to see brown shit

The food sucks, is overpriced, the interactions are cringe and fake, and fair labor practices mean they have to hire busted hags. If these places only hired college girls without tattoos, they'd be onto something but why would an attractive college aged waitress work at a place with no dignity instead of a normal restaurant?
Bikini baristas are a better version of this but unfortunately they tend to be full of tattooed whores. Hence, the humble Japanese cosplay cafe reigns supreme, even though the girls are full clothed.

>>22284554
Also japanese girls are cute unlike ugly white whores

>>22284564
Well yes, helps they aren't fat/tattooed/mannish but you could pull it off with white girls if you were able to assemble a staff entirely of milky-skinned, thin brunettes with soft lips and large eyes. (So basically non-Asian cope)

Call me when I can eat my meal off the bare soles of their feet

>>22280876
Just legalize prostitution already. It would also drastically reduce your gun rampage problem.

Probably not the best person to ask since I'm gay, but I can't stand women. That is my personal reason.

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>>22284699
understandable

honestly, if she's not fucking me, I'm not giving her any of my attention or money. I'm done wasting my time and money.

You want me to like your tiktok video? Get on my dick. You want me to tip you? Get on my dick. You want me to buy you a gift? Get on my dick.

>>22280902
Breastaraunt?
More like Assteraunt!

>>22284699
>since I'm gay
this cover will only last for so long before they start making you prove it

>>22284705
> you want me to like your tiktok
Do people ask you that?

>>22284658
The evangelicals would rather die

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>tfw you get twin peaks doordashed

>>22280902
She still has her boss’ cum inside her. That’s why

>>22285027
tiktok is full of girls doing retarded little dances, posting bikini videos, and even flashing their tits for likes. And none of them will never ever reply to any dms.

>>22285623
Not my algorithm, damn

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>>22280876
>breastuarants
go to a breast cafe instead

>>22280876
Zoomers are all gay/sexless, that's really about it.

>>22280876
I'd rather have a genuine chance that the eye candy will blow me or spread her legs, strip clubs are the way to go.
Rhode Island is only good for two things: their abundance of whores, and fried calamari.

>>22285684
404 no breasts detected

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All restaurants are brestaurants when the average woman dresses like a whore.

>>22286058
>404 no breasts detected
all they have to do is be wearing a bikini

>>22286307
Nice thighs

>>22280900
Zoomers are factually dating less and having less sex than any previous generations at that age. Probably because they do everything online, and probably because everyone is always recording everything now

>>22281160
the real question is what were you doing at 12 to cause these concerns.

>>22284564
simmer down brownoid

>>22286307
>dresses like a whore
she's wearing shorts shitskin.

>>22286775
indeed

>>22280876
Reminder that Hooters literally went bankrupt.
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/69826539/hooters-of-america-llc-and-wind-down-entities/
(It's a reorganization, not a liquidation.)

>>22280876
because for the past 3 decades you can see all kinds of porn at any time without the need to go to a restaurant to take a peak at half naked boobies
these places were popular because it was the only way for boomer men to take a peak at boobies that werent their wives' without cheating or paying for porn tapes

>>22281131
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