>Go to restaurant with family>Order a burger>It tastes bland, its dry and they put pickles in there>Ask family how the food tastes>They like their mealsI could have made 4 burgers tasting much better and juicier for cheaper than this one shit one. I don't understand why restaurant always disappoint me, aren't people who cook professionally supposed to make good food? Why is it that a retard like me cooks better food than most restaurants I visit?
>>22281881>I could have made 4 burgers tasting much betterThen do it. Next time your idiot family wants to go out to some chain family slopstaurant just offer to cook instead.
Speak to waiter/waitressSay you are disappointed with your meal*Well, sorry??"Never eat there againLive a better life.
>>22281885Don't wanna, I'd have to ask them to pay and they'd have to come over and all that. Eating out is considered a fun special occasion for my family as well. I just don't understand why these places charge so much for such bland food.
>>22281881Why would you order something you could easily make better?
>>22281881Be grateful that they're treating you even though you're a defunct weeb.
>>22281881Did you go to a chain? The vast majority of those hire whoever off the street. They’re not professional anything lol
>>22281881Going to a restaurant is retarded in general. It's fun for a date but otherwise you are paying wayyyyy more for extremely mid (at best) food and most of them are super unsanitary (some even on purpose)
>>22281881>Go to restaurant with family>>Order a burger>>It tastes bland, its dry and they put pickles in thereThis was literally my experience on Saturday:>out running errands with the wife>she wants to try a new burger joint>have to order & pay at counter, then they bring it to you>of fucking course they expect a tip before providing literally any services>at least they typically cook the burgers to medium>burgers are $15 each, or more depending on toppings>order their basic, standard burger with cheese for $17>fries are considered a "shareable" and cost $10>at least they are truffle parmesan fries?>Fries are served in a stainless mixing bowl with a plastic cup of Caesar dressing sitting on top>dressing cup spills onto the fries when the runner brings them out>dressing is not good and destroys any and all truffle flavor>fries are also extra thin (annoying)>burger arrives>lettuce and tomato layers are each thicker than the beef patty>beef is pink in the middle (good) but unseasoned and flavorless>watery lettuce and tomato are the dominant flavors>extremely disappointed, but at least wifey paid so I didn't have toI will literally never understand how these places stay in business while serving such trash-tier food.
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>>22281887look in the mirror and ask yourself if you're a man or not
>>22281881>I could have made 4 burgers tasting much betterSo do it then you fat fuck. If it really is better than they'll stop going out and you'll finally be able to stop bitching.
>>22282605Great, so you can just be trans from opinions now? Woke is a joke
>>22281881>be autist with abnormal tastes>instead of asking for a burger without pickles he just eats the pickles and complains on 4chan laterHOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?????
>>22282459Yeah I’ve been disappointed with burger places recently, I wonder if it’s a beef cost thing. Sucks because burger and fries are my favorite meal
>>22282614well, i dont know any men in your situation
>>22281881>they put pickles in thereWhat's the problem here?
>>22282733OP has the palatte of a baby
>>22281881>Go to restaurant with family>Order a burger>It tastes blandA day in the life of an American.
>>22282848>obsesses over brit chefsBecause America has none of their own.makes you think.
>>22282722Ywnbw
>>22282869i didn't know hes british its just a funny video i downloaded
>>22282887>i didn't know hes britishDidn't know Gorden Ramsay was British?A likely story.
>>22282890i dont watch the food network or whatever because i dont have cable
>>22282894I don't have cable either but I know Ramsay is British, so is Marco Pierre White and Americans post them all the time on /ck/ because they have no Chefs of their own. Imagine that . . . .a country of 400 Million but they keep posting about a tiny island of 65 Million because they have no decent Chefs?Strange.
>>22281887>I don't want to eat with my family at a restaurant but I don't want to eat with them at homeWhat exactly are you hoping to get out of this thread anon?>have to ask them to payWTF why?
>>22282887>I didn't know the guy who speaks with a British accent was British
>>22282869>is Chef John from foodwishes dot com in your path
>>22282950i thought he was african actually
>>22281881nigga i aint gonna say it sucks in the restaurant save that shit for once we leave
>>22282952I don't think a You-Tube 'celeb' is the same calibre.
>>22282952never heard of him
>>22281881Order food that you don't know how to make or it would take you too long or be too inconvenient to make.
>>22282958You're right, Gordan doesn't hold a candle to a real cook like Chef John. They are in completely different leagues.
>>22283568This but unironically
