Sir Patrick Stewart introduces the concept of "the 3 beer burger".Thank you Captain. I will "engage" in your honor.
>>22281914Very based burger story
>>22281914This is just a three martini lunch for zoomer boomers.
>>22281920mindbroken
>>22281914
>>22281914I read all this in his voice and now want a burgerRIP
>>22281914>Such was the scale of the burger
>>22281920tbf a three beer burger is much lighter than a three martini dinner.
>>22281914>restaurant has a long line must mean it's goodSuch a mid wit take.It could mean this particular restaurant is the only one meeting demand for that cuisine, or the local population is retarded, or the owner is an expert marketer (or a combo of all three)
>>22282037anon, walking around a place and seeing a possible indicator of quality isnt the same as a strict peer reviewed study.
>>22281914>Sir Patrick Stewartwho?
>>22282064the guy from the emoji movie and sheep detective.
>>22282003Did he die? Serves him right for bullying James Corden about his weight that time.
how little was going on in this bald soy's life that he included buying lunch one time
>>22282152>t.jealous moid
>>22281914an original tommy's and 3 beers? fuck yeah. honorary american.
May the force be with him
>>22281914Stories about America that entale burgers and beer make the country seem so wholesomeI little part of me wishes I could be an American eating burgers sitting on my convertible in the desert
>>22282172We have a pretty big desert but hardly anyone lives there.
>>22281914Tommy's is the underappreciated LA burger joint. In N Out gets all the fame but a good Tommy's burger blows it out of the water all day
>>22281914insanely based
>>22282223I used to love Tommy's but it's gone way downhill and most locations aren't open late anymore, which was half of the attraction. Sad to say the same has happened to The Habit, which was my favorite of all the SoCal burger chains. I moved away a few years ago and there's finally one about to open where I live now but I'm scared of how disappointing it might end up being.
>>22281914MAKE IT SO
>>22282223no place that puts nondescript poo chili on their burgers has ever been good
>>22282003>I read all this in his voice and now want a burger>RIPhe's not in peace, he's not resting. he's dead.
>>22281914Lived in So Cal for a decade. Sadly never got to Tommy's.My mentally-disturbed girlfriend used to demand I take her to In-N-Out several times, it was okay but no big deal.MY burger choice was: go to (the late lamented) Wolfe Burger on Lake Street in Pasadena, get the Wolf Size.Load it up with pickled jalapeno slices,and chase it with that split of California champagne. Yeah, we're 80s-California'ing now!
>>22282223Apples to orangesIn n out can't be toppedBut they don't have chili
>>22282404You just don't know how to get it made special.Stock burger flavors mask the unique options hidden in plain sight.
>>22281914why has this been written down?
>>22281914So he ate the burger in two bites??
>>22281914I have never once conceptualized the idea of sips of drinks to accompany the meal. I've just thought I could consume the drink and then eat the meal, or eat the meal and then consume the drink. I have never thought that sips of beer would add to the flavors or vice versa. I might decide that I want coca cola with pizza but never to take a bite then insist on a sip before the next bite.
>>22281914this is a stickyable /ck/ postF
I agree but I never did the chili, it made it too sloppy if you had to drive with it a little bit
>>22282118kys already Jim you fat cunt
>>22281920Three beers and a burger or three martinis and a dozen oysters? Call it
>>22283501This was the young, lovable James Corden at the 2010 Glamour Awards, not the monster that spawned afterwards. Bullying is unacceptable and twat Corden should be our motivation to eliminate it.
>>22282855I don't believe you
>>22282064The inventor of the stew
>>22281914For less than the price of a three beer burger, you can have the cream sauce and one or two negronis, which you will enjoy much more.
>>22281914Imagine the sloppy shit after the alcohol and chilly congealled in his sensitive british digestive system. I'm sure it made him especially irrascible on set later
