>Yolk broke in the pan as I was frying the egg
>>22282808>omlette breaks in two while flipping
Obviously you were doing it wrong, make scrambled eggs instead.
>>22282833never trust a brit
>>22282833There's nothing as sad as a scrambled egg that you can tell was intended as a fried egg but failed halfway though.
>>22282808if it ain't broke it ain't yolk
>>22282808Over easy is objectively the better way to fry eggsYolk did you a favor
>>22282852Even worse is the frittata that was clearly meant to be an omelette but they let it brown too much.
>>22282833ah, buttered eggs. a ramsay classic
>>22282808>hashbrowns wont stay together when flipping
>>22282808>raped by a nigger
>bits of cake fell to the bottom of the tea after dunking
>>22283099they're the same thing.the omlette has maybe more butter
>>22282833I can hear the "on off"
>>22282833You need to study under a master for 15 years to make this
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