>core, deseed and devein peppers>absentmindedly touch my dickuh oh
Yeah you can wash your hands. I wash my hands. Soap and hot water from a tap. Washing. Hands.
Cut my food into piecesThis is my last pepperIrritation, no washingDon't give a fuck my dick is burning
>>22282908Cuz I'm losing my sightAfter rubbing my eyes Wish somebody would help me I'm blind
>>22282910DARKNESSIMPRISONING MEABSOLUTE HORROR
>>22282903haha boy have I been there!>>22282905Spreads and activates it
>>22282903This happened to my uncle back in the 1990s
You can always tell if someone is a cooklet by observing their lack of pepper gloves and the redness of their cock
>touches his dick while cookingRemind me never to eat at OP's house
>>22283307YesPersonal hygiene standards tend to be more lax when you are aloneI even pick my nose and fart sometimes
>>22283161the heat of the pepper cooks the penis
>>22283393I've pooped on my kitchen floor twice now.Not a full dump, but I had to poo really bad and was holding it in, but my timing was off and I accidentally pinched off a little turd. Enough walking around the kitchen allowed it to snake its way down my underwear, ride down my pant leg, and bounce off my sock to plop on the floor. It wasn't that big of a deal, I just stepped around it while I finished cooking, then cleaned it up at the end. Tossed it in the toilet and wiped the spot with some disinfectant.
>>22282903spicy peenor
>>22283397didn't happen
>>22283681AUUUUGHI can't believe I gave myself the ol' spicy penis
>>22283161Cooklets wear gloves to cut up peppers. Those who know what they're doing just wash their hands (including a second pass under the fingernails) afterwards.
>do this with sriracha knowing what I'm about to do and saying fuck it can't be bothered to wash first on the justification that sriracha isn't that spicy anyway so....
>de vein and de seedMight as well just use dried pepper flakes if you're going to be a pussy
I did this but I when I pee I have to pull back my foreskin so the spice got trapped between the foreskin and head of my benis. It was bad. Another time my ass was really itchy so I itched my hole with my bare fingers after cutting habeneros and that was worse than getting spice trapped in my foreskin.
>>22283806you don't cook with hot peppers, cletus
>>22283855Then wtf is this thread even about?
>>22283861no I mean (You) specifically, your peppers aren't hot
>>22283855Why do you always call people Cletus? I see you doing this all the time for no reason. Like now. The anon you called Cletus wasn't redneck posting but you still called him Cletus.
>>22283914Just nonwhite things.
>>22283864Well I cook with habaneros all the time, so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about.
>>22283846>I itched my hole with my bare fingers
The amount of times I wash my hands when cooking is insane because I'm a germaphobe. Also I worked at a farm once, those fertilizers are fucking stinky. Never cross my mind not to touch my dick after chopping peppers until it became a meme
>>22284242Well la di da, Mr. No Itch. Like you've never been drunk cooking for yourself late at night and had an itchy hole that you scratched.
>>22284269when my boyhole starts itching really bad I have to run to the shower and spend several minutes scratching it and I literally look like this emoji
>>22284246I do this too and I can still taste pepper burn if I bite my nails pr something within the next day or so if I chop up a dozen jalapeños or something
>>22283842I just like the crunch and tang of pepper fleshNot setting my mouth on fire if I'm not being dared to do it
>>22282903you're not supposed to have your penis out when cooking.
>>22285230I'll cook how I want to in my own house
>>22285230It's where you're supposed to keep your wedding ring while you do the prep
>>22285240>his cock is as narrow as his finger
>>22285246it's squishy and pliable when flaccid, that's how you get it to stay in place
>>22285252Yeah, even when soft, I couldn't stuff my cock through a ring lmaoEven a thumb ring
>>22285261you've got some tiny fingers
>>22285265nahfat cock :)
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