I am Slavic and I believe that not eating like an American is impermissible in the modern era, at least if you're white. American cuisine already unites most of the civilized world cuisines - French, Italian, Mexican, Chinese. You can't go on eating pickled fish and cabbage in 2026, be human & eat like an American!
>>22283396Don't know half of those words you mentioned, but hell yeah, brother!
>I am Slavic>civilizedYou're a larping lardgolem.
>>22283396we’re feasting tonight brother
>>22283400not all Slavs are the same, but this is not the place for that. But yes, the Slavic custom of eating slabs of cured bacon is stomach-churning, it is a good argument for why no Slavs are entirely civilized people. The only acceptable way of eating bacon is like an anglo, cut into thin strips and fried.>>22283403Just stop eating that. Find all the rotten cabbage you have stored in your house and get rid of it tonight. Be human, eat American.
>>22283396Would eat>>22283408Would not eatPost more Slavic food
>>22283408You will not take my kvass, you will not take my herring in oil. You're going to have to pry these Koulets from me. I'll fight you for my smoked sprats. You have lost your adidas privileges
>>22283412this is considered a great delicacy in my country, unironically
Also, Americans are known to curate the cuisines they have adopted and eliminate the bad dishes from their version of them. For instance, grilled fish, that are very popular in Italy. Grilled fish are rarely ever eaten by Americans, because fish smells, tastes and feels bad. There is only one single acceptable way of preparing fish in the entire world, and that is as fish & chips, served with tartar sauce.pic related, a nightmare in the making
>>22283420we americans know how to eat. which country are you from?
>>22283420Grilled fish is some of the best fish ever. I love fish of all kinds, cooked all sorts of ways/prepared all sorts of ways. You should go sit in the corner
>>22283396You are wrong, and probably Czech.
>>22283486is that a glock 9
>>22283408Whatever you say, Jose McConnell-Goldstein.
>>22283492Famas
>>22283492no, this is a glock
>>22283396>wanting to eat red meat and processed garbage instead of fibrous cruciferous vegetables and lean fish you are spiritually American which is ten times worse than actually being one. they have no choice, you are asking for the goyslop
>>22283420the anglo mind can't conceive of food that isn't fried in lard and served with additional oils
>>22283420>only one single acceptable way of preparing fish in the entire worldThis man has never been to America. Cornmeal based fish fry is the best way, but the Cajuns have some damn good ways to cook up some fish as well
>>22283486>>22283495Zased . . .
>>22283396One of the reasons why I like being American is that we can freely choose from multiple cuisines. Processed food can be a treat but too much just makes you feel horrible and sick. Sometimes I see some weird Euro food and I thank God I was born here.
>>22283486>pickled red goop with heavy cream like you were starving to deathwhy eat that at all?
>>22283521Food should be fried in lard or butter, not in toxic vegetable oils like in most of Europe. And the classic American steak contains no oils, it is just pure golden brown seared beef that is still red on the inside, the best dish in the world. It is the Slavs who make unhealthy cream sauces or smelly stews to hide the quality of their meat. The Germans too eat cured meat as a sort of cheap steak, only they serve it with repulsive pickled vegetables. Very unfortunate cuisine, German, full of toxic veggie slop and harmful processed meat. Slavs too eat crude, reeking salami in large quantities. People need to reform their ways.>>22283519Eastern European, German and Scandinavian food is the definition of harmful slop, American food like burgers is crisp and healthy.
>>22283494lmao
>>22283486>>22283495cringe
