does anyone in /ck/ actually cook
>>22286638Yeah
no we just food
>>22286638Yes. I made cauliflower soup today.
Yes. I cook almost every day and the days I don't, it's because I have leftovers. Pic attached is last night's dinner. And tonight was leftovers..
>>22286638Carlos Danger doesn't cookHis bitches line up to cook for him
>>22286689i wouldn't eat that 'fresh' let alone as leftovers. grim! grim!
I fried bacon, potatoes, onions, and eggs for breakfast... such a good meal for how simple it is.
>>22286693You don't like hern baked pork chops? Honey Barley bread? Mixed vegetables?Apricot kolaczki?That's a shame. But oh well, I really don't care what some picky prissy fag on the internet has to say.
>22286700If you didn't care you wouldn't have responded
>>22286689Learn how to set the table, please. Fork goes on the left. Knife goes on the inside right, blade facing towards the plate and the spoon goes next to it on the outside. The napkin the goes on the left next to or under the fork.
>>22286709Thank you, but I prefer it my way.
>>22286689Oh it's gun guyI haven't seen you post in a long time
>>22286638YepI made a pearl couscous sausage salad thing last nightShit was baller
>>2228668919th century peasant meal
>>22286689the only thing you cooked here is the meat (which looks like shit btw)
What's cooking? Does it mean growing your own ingredients?
>>22286689Loving the kolaczki
>>22286638Does assembling count? I am decent at precision assembly.
I keep trying to cook and keep failing. I try to convince myself I can get better but never do. In the last week:>Pico Di GalloLooked ok, tomato taste didn't come through much so it was just side-salady instead of something with loads of flavour that's akin to a dry salsa. Followed recipe, used premium tomatoes. >Chinese chilli glazed battered porkThis one almost worked and it tasted ok but ultimately, more expensive than a restaurant to make, took ages to make, didn't taste as good. It should have been a thick glaze but the large amount of five spice in it gave it a pastey texture (the recipe seem to use a slight bit more than it should but I don't think that's to blame for the paste texture) , battering made a huge mess, early strips didn't have enough coating, later strips got random lumps of dough as the bowls gradually got wet.I've got dyspraxia which shows up in cooking as a general cack-handedness and tendancy to miss or misread bits of recipes no matter how hard I try. Everything comes out like it's a 5 year old's effort cooking with their gran. Just kinds makes cooking depressing, having to stick to 1-pot recipes or "chop, fry/bake, add sauce" simple stuff.
>>22286689You're such a performative faggotThere's functionally no difference between you and the average Instagram wine mom in case you believe you're any superior to them
>>22286638I made scrambled eggs with onion like three days ago
>>22286724I'm one of a few, but yeah I started lurking again after being away for many years.>>22286913The honey Barley bread that I baked, doesn't count as cooking, eh? Baked chops in a bunch of herbs doesn't suit your fancy? Needs more breading and fried in seed oil for your liking. >>22286794Damn tootin, and it was pretty good.>>22286919I'm not a sweets guy, but I have a soft spot for em
>>22287100Performative eh? You sound like you have a lot of angry pent up. Imagine getting worked up over a picture of a real basic meal being posted. Especially on a cooking board.
>>22287104No, faggot. You're not doing that. It's a picture of a meal, a gun and a bible, not just the former.
>>22286689>here's my gun>aren't I "BASED"?
>>22286693You're a bitch.
>>22286709And the gun stays in the closet.
>>22287107lol, I didn't even see the bible. That's hilarious. What an idiot. He was probably saying his prayers before eating or some such gay shit.
>>22287107And that seems to really bother you. My Bible isn't for looks or pictures. It happened to be there, because I was reading it before hand. I'm not moving it, just so some heathens don't get upset. As for the pistol, the picture was originally for a /k/ thread. >>22287112I do. I pray a lot. Every single day. And I feel I need to pray more. I understand to those that dedicate their lives to sin, are repulsed by the notion.
>>22287142
>>22287177Laugh all you want, it's not going to change my faith one bit.
>>222871421. you worship a jew2. half of your bible is jewish3. jesus called goyim dogs in the bible4. jesus was supposed to return in the lifetime of the apostlesopinions?
>>22286638I am 30 and do not know how to cook.My parents functionally abandoned us when I was a child. They were rarely home, only stopping by every few days to drop off off-brand cereal and microwavable freezer meals, leaving me to raise my three younger siblings alone. It was my job to get them ready for school, feed them, and help with their homework.Right before I turned 16, my parents told me they would no longer be stocking the freezer because, in their words, "it was time for me to become responsible." So, I dropped out of school and picked up a full-time job in retail just to afford enough food to keep my siblings fed.Shortly after my 18th birthday, my parents sat me down. They told me they were deeply saddened by how little I’d done with my life, specifically citing how disappointed they were that I’d dropped out of school—and gave me a month to find somewhere else to live.I picked up a second job working night security at a warehouse, found a grim one-bedroom flat with a bare-bones kitchenette I could just about afford, and moved out.Cut to my 20th birthday. I decided to treat myself to a rare night out at a pub, met a girl, and one thing led to another. A month later, she told me she was pregnant. She decided to keep the baby, wanted nothing to do with me, and put me on the hook for child maintenance—meaning I had to take on even more shifts just to make rent.Finally, my younger sister told me she was pregnant and being kicked out by our parents, so I let her move in with me. She had a "job" and helped me cover the bills. Even though I was sleeping on the sofa while she and my nephew shared the bedroom, I was finally somewhat financially stable.That lasted right up until my sister got nicked for dealing, leaving me solely responsible for raising her son, paying child maintenance for a child I never see, and working two dead-end minimum-wage jobs.That was five years ago, I don't see my life improving in any way anytime soon.
>>22287193I worship God, (the father, the son and the holy Spirit) More than half is "Jewish" you are aware there's not an even split between old testament and new testament?That not what Matthew 15:26 is saying, you know that. Or at least pretend to know it And most have agreed he did fulfill that with the destruction of the temple. If you actually read Matthew and Peter, you'd have your answer. But anyway, this is a cooking thread. You should stay on topic
>>22287104So are you by making sure everyone knows how you feel about it>>22287193Literally just ignore it and this won’t turn into a gay religion discussion
>>22287212That’s fucking rough, anon. I’m sorry your parents were such assholes. Have you tried to apply for snap or anything?I just wish you the best and wish i could help
>>22287224>the son"the son" is the jewish messiah, you worship a jew>More than half is "Jewish"https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint>That not what Matthew 15:26 is sayingcope>And most have agreedand most have coped*
>>22287224the bible is a book for retards and your meal is fit for one.
>>22287193God was God before there was a single Jew or nonJew, retard. Go be obsessed with Jews in Iran, retard.>>22287231It's funny because it's unsaved retards like you who can't even understand the Bible. Even your "experts" like Bart Ehrman are retards who can't understand it and constantly lie about what's plainly written. It's not that he's trying to lie, it's just that he's a retarded unsavable reprobate who can't understand the plain text of the Bible.I. Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.St. John 6:63 It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.>>22287226It's God's world, buddy, you're just living in it.
>>22287239I just wanted to stay on topic but it’s too late because an atheist fag just had to connect with a religious fag, and neither of you can help how gay and lame you are
>>22287246What it feels like
>>22287230Anything you disagree with is just "cope" I see. I guess discussion is impossible here. >>22287239Most are impossible to get through to. They love their sin and hate far too much And the notion of casting it aside, scares them. But pray for them and all like them. It's the best thing we can do. Anyway, back to cooking
>>22287239>derp u just dont understand the bibbel!!why are apologeticfaggots so retarded? imagine parsing through the old testament looking for le deep answers when in actuality it's a text of kvetching jews seething about all their neighbours; philistines, whore of babylon and egypt. you literally missed the forest for the trees.
>>22287246You atheist fags always cry about it, but only after you get your opinion out there. So shut the fuck up, hypocritical whiny faggot.p.s. I can't be gay because I'm not a reprobate.>>22287258>I made strawman and knocked it down>I am very smartroflmao
>>22287260>I'm going to ignore your argument>da king of joos wins againkek
>>22287260You are very, very homosexual.>>22286638Not daily but not a day passes where I don't eat something either I or my wife cooked. Yesterday was leftover pork curry. Today, she's cooking something bean-y
>>22287262You had no argument worth replying to, but keep crying if it makes you feel better with your brainrot-speak.>>22287263>You are very, very homosexual.You wish, probably because you stood next to me in the urinals.
>>22287268>You had no argument worth replying totranslation:>I had no retortI accept your concession, goy
>>22287270>goyGay. Remember, he's very, very homosexual. He admits to standing next to other dudes at the pisser then bending over and winking his sphincter to communicate he's ready for penile reception.That's severely homosexual behaviour.
>>22287268Anon, it's best to just let them to their sin and decadence. We can preach and preach, and they'll continue to respond with anger. And pretend to not understand anything. I should have figured a simple picture that I posted would rile up the wicked and sinful.
>>22287278a bot from india wrote this post.
>>22287282No. A bot[tom] from California wrote it. His name is Xandyr because going by Alex is too heteronormative.
>>22287282Yes I am a bot from India. You got me......Did you do the needful? It does bother me at times that, everyone's vote it equal. Assuming you're from Burgerland.
>>22287286I'm Midwest born and raised. Rust belt stronk
>>22286689>ignoring Matthew 6:5Scripture should not be your prop.>>22287289You're disingenuous and homosexual, regardless of your place of birth. You're so gay, you probably demanded to be C-sectioned just to be sure you never encountered a vagina even once in your life.
>>22287193bible existed before jews were a thing
>>22287332And it was not intended to be a prop. It I were to do that, it would have been more in view. And I legit did not notice part of it was in the picture. And I do not care if you believe that or not. As I said above, I was reading earlier. And set it there. You sound very angry and you are doing a lot of projection. Would you by any chance be mad? Are you angry because you are mad? Or mad because of your anger?
>>22286638Yes, but I'm poor so I make a lot of sloppashits such as stews and soups. If I posted pictures of most of what I cook, /ck/ would make fun of me.
>>22287363As my Lord, I do not know you.
>>22287343christcucks never cease to amaze with the depths of their retardation
>>22287343
>>22287142>My Bible isn't for looks or pictures.At least own it. You like to tell people that you have the bible and the gun so you include them with pictures of your food. You'll be posting them with your pictures now in future threads because it got you attention, I imagine.
>>22286638everyday, I live in an rural area with no fast food or other trashdo YOU cook?
>>22287383I posted this picture because it was the latest picture I took. The original picture was for a /k/ thread and I reused it here. /K/ is for weapons. And a gun in a picture with food is very /k/>>>/k/65616317
>>22287407This might surprise you but this is >>>/ck/ not >>>/k/ or >>>/c/
>>22287407Random unrelated shit next to food to make people reply is very /ck/
>>22287407>>22287383And as you see in my very first post, there's another meal with a pistol. But no Bible. If I wanted people to know I had both, would I not have done that Everytime? Or are you going with the one time it happened as the rule and not exception This pic posted here is at the bottom of the thread and I'm not going back to link that post.
>>22287407I saw that on /k/ Love the crossover, ignore the retards giving you a hard time. They’ll get over it. Nice plates and whatnot too
>>22287408This may surprise you, but you can post on both. And use the same image too, and be relevant to both boards. Should I remove my candle from future pictures too? Since it's not food or cooking.
>>22287252Exactly>>22287260You’re certainly a faggot for engaging with atheists like this
>>22287413Everyone thinks you're full of shit, why do you need to keep trying to convince them otherwise? Your defensiveness and need to argue about religion when people did bring it up is what convinced me you were a baiting retard in the first place, honestly. I'm just going to call you a fag now and stop replying, learn to do that and stop derailing threads.Fag.
>>22287418Thank you very much. The plates are Spode Blue Itilian. They aren't terrible expensive but not really cheap either.
>>22287423Not one thing I posted was supposed to be bait. It's not my fault others got so angry about it and engaged with it. Apparently clearing anything up is just being defensive and it's my fault that others actually tried to detail it. Look up and see how many times I said talk about that was off topic and we should get back to talking about cooking. Was I derailing there as well?>Post food pic on /ck/ It's bait>Try to get back on topicNooooo you're just detailing everything. Can't really win with assholes on the internet can ya
>>22287423You are the faggot, absolutely no better than the faggots posting nibble verses.You and whoever started it reinforce this concept of scouring people’s content and assigning some sort of performance or meaning to it even when there is none. It was an aesthetic photo of food.And if there is an intended point, ignoring it is literally the best way to handle it.But you don’t. You engaged along your made up bait, and fucked up the thread.At least reserve your photo hyperanalysis for harassing people over funny stuff like a weird toe, not this performative call out over a book at the edge of the frame.
>>22287454> nibble versesBest autocorrect I’ve experienced in a whileAlso this is an entire bait thread, just realized that for some reason
>>22287419Yes. Yes you should.
i cook for my husband
>>22286638Cooked this last night. Pretty standard venison stew.
>>22287487Couple of days ago it was this cowboy cornbread except I used chicken instead of beef. Tonight I'm smoking some ribs.
i cook every day, but the meals are very simple and straightforward. my primary goal is to hit my macros so the meals themselves are rather unimpressive.that being said, i do enjoy cooking rich, indulgent and complex dishes every now and then as i see cooking as a hobby. i really enjoy cooking nice meals for other people and hosting dinner parties with multiple services. i mostly cook Italian dishes, but recently getting into Frech cuisine. im hosting some friends in December and planning a 5-course French dinner with wine pairing. should be fun, but im trying to figure out what can be made ahead of time vs live.
>>22287454>>22287457>absolutely no betterI'm much better than because after reading your nonsense, I'm just going to call you the fat gay retard that you are and not have a 20-post reply chain about it. Kill yourself today for me, please.
>>22287549than them*
>>22287488Looking good there
>>22287549You are no better>>22287488Chicken sounds like it would be better than beef desuI’ve never had cowboy cornbread either way though
>>22286689Why is your gun upside down? You would never be able to naturally grip that gun in case you needed it. Retard.
>>22287570If you knew anything about the Browning 1922, you'd know the serial number is very visible on the frame, barrel (by ejection port) and bushing on the other side. I didn't feel like doing any editing by blacking them out.
>>22287570Not a gun guyWhy can’t you pick it up as it’s pictured??
>>22287720Have to kinda slide your hand underneath which could be slow and awkward.Anon is mostly just nitpicking over the other guy being an election tourist poser though
>>22286689You will never be Polish, Kowalski
>>22287570You noticed the pistol being "upside down," but you didn't notice the shitshow of utensil placement? You're on the wrong board there bucko, go back.
I just made this
>>22287257You aren't free of any of that. You're righteous because of your ignorant, antiquated beliefs. You hate people who don't agree with you. You look like a fool worshiping magical nonsense in 2026. But that's your prerogative.
>>22287729Needs meat.
I just shuck oysters, cut herbs and vegetables and plate stuff that others have cookedI don't cook anymore
>>22287820You don't know me at all. I've heard this nonsense several times before. Often because they know they'd be extremely like that. So therefore everyone else must be. You are wrong. I don't hate anyone. Sure I'm distrustul of some individuals. But to hate is a grave sin. Wither you like it or not. We are all created in God's image. To hate another, is to hate the Father. I really hope one day you'll see how you are wrong, and accept or Lord and Savior. I know you won't believe anything I say and that's fine. Maybe even retort with some snarky comment that reddit atheists would use 15+ years ago. I really wish the best for you and no that's not some passive aggressive thing to say. I genuinely believe that. Take care my brother >>22287726No, I'm American. Lol>>22287725I've been on this hole of a site on and off since 2008. Was a election tourist for when Obama was elected? Or are you saying I someone posing as an tourist? When did you come here?
>>22287729wholesome
>he's still goinglol
>>22287854>some iteration of "I'll pray for you"Again, with the violation of Matthew 6:5.And this time, in the swansong of the Christian larper, who knows just as much of the faith as the Lord knows him ("Depart from me, I never knew you", Matthew 7:23)You do not live as Christ commands.
It would be so cool to filter replies in a thread. >>22286638AnywayYes i cook
>>22287903Did you make that?I'm not gonna reverse image search and I'll take you at your word.
>>22287366I’m sure they’re yummy <3
>>22286638I cook, but it's always the same stuff over and over since I'm an autist who hates change.
>>22287912Nahh, i just thought it was funny
>>22286638Yes.I am cooking up some frosted flakes (friday is my lazy ass night)
>>22286638Yeah, I cook all my dinners. Lunch is a toss up of eating out or bringing something, depending on my schedule. I do still like to pop out for lunch to keep tabs on where it's good to eat in town. Plus it is easier to eat hot food at lunch when others make it fresh for you. Dinner was seasoned little potatoes with pulled pork and cornbread. Cornbread was baked a little back, the pork smoked last weekend, and the potatoes were from my steak dinner a day ago. I was surprised at how well they retained themselves as leftovers. The main reason I cook is because if I don't, I don't get to eat good bbq. Because the local shit just doesn't cut it. I also did grow up cooking because if I didn't, I didn't eat food. Part and parcel with being a latch key kid early on in life. Turned into a survival skill because neither parent could cook. Grandparents were kinda shit cooks too. That ended with me. I'm a decent cook. Sure some twat tire company approved chef can whoop my ass in a competition, but I'm definitely eating good daily, so I can't complain.No not posting photos, not doxxing myself.
I made this
>>22287854>>22287897Both of you are fucking idiots wasting time and thoughts and probably even money on something that makes no sense whatsoever: the idea of an afterlife and a warm, protecting figure who created you and everything and guides you and helps you from somewhere in the ether, as 'he' does for every single person who declares, with thoughts, into the nothingness that they accept these tales and actively devote themselves to this faith. And the audacity to think YOUR god is THE god and that your book is correct while the countless other religions (which are all more similar than different) got it wrong, and those people will all burn in your religion's version of a punishment afterlife, 'hell'. It just seems so silly and stupid to anyone with critical thinking skills. But that's what indoctrination does. Your parents whom you trust with everything from the start push this as does the congregation and some pockets of the media and society if you keep the blinders on. What's way more sad is when adults find this shit on their own and buy into it all far later than there's any excuse for because their brains should be fully developed.But it's just comfort. People looking for answers and assurance that it's all going to be okay. You guys mean well. But your confidence and the way you talk to others who disagree is so pompous and arrogant. For believing in fairy tale sci-fi fantasy shit. You should be more humble considering that. Of course you think the EXACT same way about we poor heathens.
>>22286638on occasion
no i have a mom
>>22286689Good thing you've got that gun there, those dinner mats look dangerous
>>22288100That's nice, sweetheart.Would you like a jellybean?
