do you like killing birds or do you use cast iron pans
Kind of hard to catch those fuckers and give them a good smack with a pan
>>22288117Both...
>>22288117This is an extremely low quality post. A thread died for this.
>>22288127Yeah but it was probably a RatDonalds thread
you can kill a bird with just about anything if you hit it hard enough
>>22288202but why would you do that
>>22288117I hate killing birds so I use stainless steel pans to murder any cat I see outside
>>22288202What about a kilogram of cotton candy?
I can kill you with a non-stick pan as well you stupid faggot
>>22288209it would get stuck in the cotton candy and suffocate most likely from it's body heat and friction
"bird" is a British slang word for a woman, but you can kill those with almost any kind of pan.
>cook with nonstick pan>kills a bird>cook the dead bird>the smell kills another bird>infinite free bird meat
