Summer activities editionPrevious: >>4041096Girly shota: >>4026428 Kemono shota: >>4003971 Muscle shota: >>3991400 Man x shota: >>4027718
>>4041658badminton>>>tennis
Who cares about crummy old fish? He should be catching Pokemon creatures.
Need a sho wearing the fish fear me hat.
>>4041661Well he can eat fish, but he could fuck pokemon, so it just depends on his priorities I guess
>>4041667You can also fuck fish
>>4041668This is false, there are laws against bestiality, there are not laws against pokemon. You don't want your sho being a criminal do you?
Fishing for fishiesDon't make them feel happyOr me neitherI feel so sorry for fishies
This fish talk makes me wonder, are there any Mershotas?
>>4041672Other than picrel, I just remembered. Anyway I wish there was more.
>>4041670I wish it was possible to fish without putting a hook through the fish. It looks so fun, and I think fish are really cool, but I don't want to hurt them. I certainly wouldn't like having a hook put through my cheek!
>>4041674What if the hook through your cheek was the cost of you being wrangled by a sho who would then take you home and keep you forever?
>>4041661Why not both?>>4041674Fishing is based. It is the most fair way to secure animal protein. With domestication, hunting, and trapping the animal has little or no chance to secure their survival (or the intended use of their eggs or milk) through their own merits. Their fate is decided before they're even aware of it by forces outside of their control. But fish can simply be smart enough to not take the bait in the first place or have enough finesse to snatch the bait without getting hooked or at least get away once hooked. The fish have as much say in the outcome as the fisherman. And fish don't seem to mind the hook. I once had the same too small to keep fish bite four or five times.I wish I'd been taken fishing when I was a sho. I'm mad I had to be taught by my aunt as an adult instead of by my father like normal. And I would definitely take a sho fishing, both because it's fun in its own right and as a good way of easing into less comfortable things like butchering chickens.
Catching bugs is also based. But mostly just because bugs are cool. You should not eat zem.
>>4041681You should absolutely eat bugs.
>>4041682Only if my cute shota lord tells me to. Otherwise, no.
>>4041672>>4041673Sorry but sho legs are too precious for me to appreciate mershotas
>>4041684This. Imagine taking away Link’s legs to make him a mersho. It just doesn’t seem right.
>>4041672>>4041673Husky!>>4041684>>4041685If the sho can transform back and forth then you can have both >>4041248
>>4041684But--but tummy!
>>4041683eat bugs
>>4041681>>4041683>>4041682>>4041695You vill eat Ze bugs
>>4041698That became CE's most prized possession. >>4041696No, you eat bugs.
I'm bugs.
>>4041700Soon™
>>4041675What happened to this thread
>>4041668gay fish yo
>>4041674>see pic>realize that Minecraft is 15yo and that a kid who played it when it came out would be old enough to have kids nowdamn...
>>4041703It'll be out when it's out
>Be Pokeboy>Have lots of gay sex with other pokeboys
>>4041711I wasn't joking with the soon. As of the latest update, they're expecting to finish up in July and release soon after.
>>4041715Oh, alright. That's good. I wasn't really following their progress or anything so this is a nice little surprise
>>4041712Kind of the crux of the whole show
>>4041736muy bien
>>4041739Boys are so cute!
>>4041740I want a son just so he could help me find all the best little rocks at the beach
>>4041741It reminds me of when I used to go to the beach as a kid. I would end up getting my parents to help me carry dozens of shells and pretty stones I found in the sand, only for me to accidentally drop them along the way or forget them at the hotel like a fool.
>>4041689mnf
>>4041740They're the best!
>>4041746cute>>4041752double cute
The king of smol.
>>4041757I love this pic. It's adorable even by Allister standards.
Hot
>>4041784kiss boy
>>4041751>>4041752:)
EMIZELMIZEL
>>4041581Unfortnately I'm not familiar with most FNaF lore to say, but they really nailed Gregory's design
>>4041684forget about the legs, the real loss is no butt and no cute shota dick+balls
>>4041680>I wish I'd been taken fishing when I was a sho. I'm mad I had to be taught by my aunt as an adult instead of by my father like normal.me too. except no one taught me to fish so I don't know how.Like most things, really. I fantasise about helping a sho learn how to do various manly things, but I don't know how to do them myself! Cycles of suffering.
>>4041806He’ll have a tail and chest.
>>4041814
>>4041802Is that weird?
>>4041672>>4041673>2026>I am forgotten
>>4041823He’s so cute and I’d suck on his nipples but how am I supposed to sex him?
>>4041824>he doesn't knowWhat did you get from biology or natural studies?
>>4041824He has a mouth you fucking retard