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Smol males :3
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>having a shitty day >remember that shotas exist>immediately feel betterThank you, shotas.
>>4043227I have felt this way several times. Shotas are just the bestest ever <3
>>4043227>>4043228The healing power of shota...
total shota love
>>4043235source?
LF
>>4043244Fren and our sons.
>>4043247
Why does Len like bananas so much?
Cute little emizel
>>4043236Wistoria
>>4043246i thought he wasn’t wearing pants O^O
>>4043252Something something ... penis
>>4043252There's nothing lewd about making the shota Vocaloid like bananas You people really need get your mind out of the gutter.
>>4043252His hair looks like nans
>>4043253
Have any of you gotten any sho figures lately? I've been thinking about getting a Ciel figure
>>4043216>>4043239>>4043241>>4043243Built for OHPArchitected for granniesErected for milfsStacked for older buttsCreated for wrinklesMaterialized for collagen eatersSlave for huge age gapSpawned for mommysAnointed for roastiesShaped for hagsToned for infertilityCustom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for OHP
>>4043280Shos belong with men and other shos. Now leave, straggot.
Shos in animal costumes
>sho loses his twin sister and becomes incredibly attached to youWhat are you gonna do, anon?
>>4043280yuck
>>4043216Who's this cute boy ?
Post vintage shotacore
>>4043280Perform sewer slide.
>>4043295Not really vintage and i never played the game but i always liked the fable cover art boy. Only in the cover art though, I've seen other pics of him where he doesn't look as appealing.
>>4043295Fine
90s skater boys with washboard abs
boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rEqD8PXjaI>17th anniversaryHehehe
>>4043295That one time Coca-Cola and Sega collaborated some shota/sensei relation positivity and called it The Coca-Cola Kid.
I dont know why reddit even has the thing that it download picture as pagefile. I can still get the picture because I know how snipping tool works.
>>4043313You don't copy/paste the image into a paint program and save it with a funny file name?
>>4043313>>4043319Use this addon to get the old reddit, which lets you download the files with ease: https://github.com/tom-james-watson/old-reddit-redirectOr better yet, don't use reeeddit as a source of art. Users there often upload low-res versions and rarely include the artist's links.You can use an addon like https://github.com/Brawl345/Image-Reverse-Search-WebExtension to reverse search a pic you saw on reeeddit and look for its original source.
>>4043319I do that too, but snipping tool is usually easier, because I have it on taskbar right next to mozila icon. >>4043320thanks, I will check themI dont use it primarily, just sometimes when I am going through google searching what it shows if I type this and that.
>>4043312LOVE BOI
What i also mean of course use UUUOOOOHHH BOY EROTIC
>>4043327Kissing Len feetLicking Len feetYummy
>>4043336appreciating boy to that degree is somewhat homosexual.There is no return
Little pp sho vs big cock shoChoose shotabros
>>4043340smolIt goes in my mouth desuprotecc
>>4043340Both are wonderful.
>>4043340I don't love shos because of what's in their pants
>>4043280Once again I tell youNobody cares about what women want here
>>4043279>feetis there really 500 of them?
>>4043279wait we could totally roll for shotas…guys the other day I was thinking about makjing a bingo card for shotacons and calling everyone gay loser, but I don’t wanna fuck up a thread with it cause it can be repetitive and so I’d prefer for it to be opt in.
>>4043306Gold is probably the tastiest Pokeboy MC. I bet every surface is highly lickable.
>>4043340Both are great, but my preference is for smol.>>4043279I have a Len figgy ordered, but it doesn't ship until August.>>4043351>we could totally roll for shotasI got pirate Ciel.>bingo cardHow would that work? What sort of things would the spaces be?
>>4043356Indeed
>>4043279Not lately. My most recent fig was Zidane last year, but he's not really a shota. I also have Dai from DQ: The Adventure of Dai, Hikaru from Hikaruo no Go, Ed from FMA, Boruto, and Hinata from Haikyu. Only half of them are really shota figs. There's plenty more that I would like but they are hilariously out of print and go for way to much on secondhand markets.
>>4043357It's not a new release, is it? Pls link it, I already have 4
>>4043357>bingo cardwe need 25 - 1 squares1. also it’s nothing like how actual bingo works, I think /lgbt/ will have the bingo version we use online, it’s basically just connect 5 with facts about youself.1. never emotionally graduated primary school2. owns more than 5 stuffies3. is a pederest/pedophile, like that german guy4. gainfully employed5. obsessed over one particular shota and will consume all the manga, anime, and novelty cakes related to the shota6. frequently crashes out at foids in the community 7. sex offender8. doesn’t do drugs, not even caffeine 9. hands out candy on halloween, but only to shotas10. will mod games to have nude shotas in them11. Bs.c12. mediterranean ancestry 13. free spaceI’ll stop halfway so I don’t dox myself, since the list is basically just me, except 5.
>>4043280Pretending to be straight is a propaganda tool used to control people created by people who wanted power
>>4043362https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=FIGURE-195884>>4043363>11. Bs.cWhat's that?
>>4043367bachelours of science.
>>4043279Shota figures thread when?
>>4043279I got choir boy ciel.
What are some games where you play as a shota or has a prominent shota character? I already played Inazuma Eleven, Tales of Vespera and Kid Icarus. I don't care how old or recent the games are.
>>4043379
>>4043295You now feel old
>>4043346ThisShota love is about what they can hold inside their ass
>>4043386Anon, no.
>>4043379Out soon, apparently
>>4043367Thank you fren, I'll be ordering that when I get home
My hero
Fren, I just checked eBay and found this long out of production one that last time I saw one was like $1000.I literally just dunked $350 on it.Can we get married now?
>>4043407I don't see why not.
>>4043411*squeeze*
>>4043415>>4043418
>>4043413
>>4043420LF
smol
>>4043423delicate and hickeyable
>>4043425ToT
Sho legs..
>>4043422
>>4043288Those are my favorite.>>4043289Become the best big brother I can be.
>>4043453Anon that's a loli. You can even see her slit through her panties.
>>4043407Lucky. I'm trying to get the Kazuma Ikezawa pop up parade and maybe the Len figma later on.
>>4043434<3>>4043467baste :3
>>4043489Whoever designed it was definitely a shotacon
>>4043490Ash butt!
God I'm so fucking miserable without a cute sho.I just want him to come home from school, through his school-bag on the floor, then leap into my arms! Then we'd lie together on the sofa cuddling and I'd denude his cute little head with pretty little kisses! :3
>>4043509You can always adopt a sho. As long as you have a job you will be able to do it. Orphanages are full. And if they will ask for you to be married just pretend to be a gay couple with other anon.Alternatively, I will let you in on a secret. Shos on the street are free, and you can take them home with you.
>>4043216Made for his step-big sister
I enjoy boi
>>4043363>6. frequently crashes out at foids in the communitythere goes my heerooooo watch him as he goesss
>>4043516My shota husband Link!
>>4043518He's mine
>>4043519>those legsToTI wonder what song he’s playing in that gif too.
Watching anons fight each other is so much fun, isn't it, Nobimaru-kun?
>>4043521Zelda's lullaby I'd imagine.
Soon
>>4043526>still no TsukasaSad and disappointing
>>4043533Tru
>>4043537Oh yea, Nowaki-kun also should get a figurine
>>4043540Yes, I do have a small acrylic of him and the expensive Kabane figure
>>4043545Also, speaking of figs, just yesterday I was browsing a shop and I was so fucking surprised that Clevatess has one. I now need to buy it just on principle. It surprised me so much.
What's your genuine opinion on boys with long hair?
>>4043552Get a haircut hippy
>>4043552As a boy with shoulder-length dark brown hair. Love them.>>4043553Nyet molotoff
>>4043552>>4043554I used to always have long hair, but it was just out of laziness, and I didn't like going to the hairdresser. Recently though I've started cutting it myself, do Im now firmly anti-longhair.
>>4043555So you have fallen and became a normalfag. I could go to hairdresser anytime. It is just one bus stop away. And male haircut is just 10 € or so it was last time. But it is about firm prefference. As a former twink, I need to preserve at least something. And the more parents and collegues nag me, it just streangthens my resolve. At most I'll just cut the corners.
>>4043552I love them. Well, I love all boys. But I really love long haired shos and wish they were more common. To paraphrase Lycurgus, long hair makes a cute boy cuter and a cool boy cooler.
>>4043559Long hair is a pain in the ass, and it's even worse in the summer. I look better with it shorter anyway.
>>4043552Never cared for it, love boi however. Short is more aesthetically pleasing, as are bois in general. They can do what they like, but g*rls shouldn't be allowed to appropriate it. Always disliked when cute frens of mine started to grow it out, which always seemed to just be trend chasing, and then have to see g*rls with the short hair that the boys should have had still.
>>4043555Me cutting my own hair is one of the reasons I keep it long. I don't think I could do any sort of actual hair style myself. But I can trim long hair.>>4043563It's been a while since I've had short hair. But I remember anything longer than a buzzcut was as or more annoying than long hair. You have to get it cut way more often to keep it from looking retarded and sweaty hair resting on your forehead is incredibly irritating. Basically every annoyance of long hair can be solved by simply tying it back. It also apparently looks better on me, since the only compliments on appearance I have ever gotten were for my long hair. I wish I'd grown it out as a sho. I could have used that confidence boost.
>>4043552I'm going to come across as a hater but it's just my opinion and you asked for it. I don't like it that much and i think it's a very basic bitch idea that long hair = cuter. I like shortish boyish hairstyles way more, longest hair i can find appealing on a shota is shoulder length hair but it depends on the style.
>>4043570>anything longer than a buzzcut was as or more annoying than long hairI just don't see how that's true. Long hair is such a pain in the ass in so many ways, that when i got a decent shorter hairstyle i was much more comfortable but i also looked way better and i wondered why i even bothered with long hair to begin with.
>>4043573Shorter hair looks WAY cuter, cause you get to see that boyish curve, where the neck meets the back of the skull. I don't have any pics that can illustrate my point though. But, it's cute as fuck.
>>4043573>>4043575Can this world really not go a single moment without making something into a shitty culture war? Both short, midlength and long hair are cute, that is a fact.
>>4043577No one brought up anything related to the culture war. What length hair do you prefer?
For me, it's a chin length haircut with a cute ahoge.
>>4043579Love sho with antennae
>>4043580Same, specially when it changes its shape according to the sho's current feelings.
>>4043581I like it more because it means they have wireless connectivity, but to each their own
>>4043574Like that Ben 10 pic above your post. When he gets hot and sweaty, his sweat drenched hair will rest on his forehead. I always found that irritating, both mentally and physically. And you can't really do anything about it. You can try pushing it up and back, but it's too short to stay.But with long hair, you have enough length that it can hang to the sides to begin with (and you kind of have to so you can see). And if it is giving you trouble, you just tie it back. Although I usually leave mine down even in summer. I used to get sunburned on my neck all the time. But not anymore.It probably doesn't help that I have never once in my life gotten a haircut from another person that I thought looked good. And I have always found the experience itself miserable. So not having to do that as much or at all is a big plus.>>4043573>idea that long hair = cuterI think it can make boys look cooler and more masculine. Like a mane. Although that tends to work better without bangs, so you don't see it much in Japanese media where they live in fear of the 5head. And Western media has an even harder long hair = girl bias.I don't even think all boys should have long hair. Variety is the spice of life. I just wish long haired shos were a normal thing instead of it being so rare that it is a defining character trait for the few who exist.
>>4043569Not a shota.
All this talk about hair and sweat made me wish I could wash a shota's hair (while also gently massaging his head and face) and brush it while he talks about how his day went.
>>4043575100% agreed >>4043577What culture war retard? I clearly said it was just my opinion.
>>4043583Just don't live in a hot area or comb it back or to the side and you're ok, with long hair i had to untangle it constantly, use way more shampoo, tie it whenever i wanted to eat so it doesn't get in my mouth, got ruined on windy days, felt like it retained a lot of heat during hot days, etc. I just really started to hate it, to each their own but i just don't see how short hair is somehow more annoying than long hair.
>>4043570Kazemaru is so cool
>>4043549Someone needs to make a sho figures thread.
>>4043584eat shit lol
>>4043594NTA but those characters also aren't shotas lol
>>4043587>Just don't live in a hot areaI live in the south lol. I was born in the heat, molded by it. And I don't get what you mean by not combing it to the back or side. I think my hair might just be especially low maintenance. The last time it got appreciably tangled was when I had to wrestle a goat covered in tree sap. I don't usually comb or brush my hair and have had multiple women express jealousy upon learning that, because I guess they have to and thought I must too based on how it looks. And I am eating soup right now as I type this and my hair isn't getting in my face.Wind is a nigger, though. I'll grant you that. And yeah, I do go through a lot of conditioner. But overall, I definitely think it is more comfortable. For me, at least.
>>4043594Is he dead?
>>4043596Based soup eating country boy on his farm.
>>4043280Don't be so mean to my son clione like that
>>4043602Don't engage with the heteroid
>>4043597No
<3
>>4043600Yeehaw
Would you have a threesome with Gon and Killua or would you rather not interfere with their love for each other?
>>4043610I would never interfere. Also, I wouldn't survive both of them, I would have a heart attack from joy.
>>4043610Can we watch first, then have a threesome?
>>4043612How the hell did you end up here?
>>4043612Calm down, here have a sho
>>4043614There's a /cm/ banner ad. I assume people like that stumble on this place from seeing it.>>4043610The latter. Their love for one another is too pure and complete to meddle with.
>>4043617yahbut thats on /lgbt/ and /y/ sometimes, do /pol/tards see it? that seems like fishing in a junkyard.
>>4043617no i frequent here, i really like sho's but you guys should still kill yourselfs
>>4043619oh it’s like an internalized shotaconphobia. well, i think that you should get laid or something.
>>4043620you mean like rape?
>>4043621uhm, well if you live in the gta I’ll let you rape me; it’s prlly best to just find a girl at a bar… desu i’m a virgin, but whtevs.
>>4043618I'm not sure about there. But I'm almost certain I've seen it on /v/, which has a good deal of overlap.
>how it feels not to have a shota in your life
>>4043624makes sense. do think someone has made a mod that changes pragmata into a boy?
>>4043606
>>4043618>>4043624The board banners are displayed at random without restrictions. You can go to /hm/ and see /s/'s banner, get /cm/'s banner when you enter a /pol/ thread, or get /mlp/'s banner on any board that forbids ponies.
>>4043628ah, speaking of i just saw /r/, it let to 404
>>4043625Realest post itt
>>4043619Well, your loss.
>>4043629Yeah. Mods deleted /r/ in a rush a couple of weeks ago after clickbait news sites reported that the board was full of tards begging for AI porn of women they knew (this is true), something that breaks a new law against revenge porn and deepfakes and would put the site at risk of being sued. Most references to the board were removed from the rules page and sticky threads (thankfully the sticky I made doesn't mention the board and doesn't need to be remade), but the banner and some references still exist.
>>4043626Man I wish
>>4043552I think medium length is cuter, I always had long as a kid and it got me mistaken for a girl many times.
>>4043651Mid length is very tussleable
Hug boi
>>4043664Hey, just a quick heads up, it's spelled 'boy', with. 'y'. You've made a common typo :). Try to get the spelling right next time, 'kay?
>>4043666NTA but what's the problem? It's not that big of a deal
>>4043667I just enjoy correcting people over incredibly inane errors.
>>4043667"Bois" are male whores addicted to sex that would cheat on you with anyone if it weren't because they're not even interested in forming a romantic relationship."Boys" are the most precious beings in the world, who love you for who you are and would never attempt to break your trust or play with your feelings.
>>4043674Nonono anon, you're mistaken. Bois is the French word for 'wood'
>>4043676And the french are the biggest sluts in the world so the point still stands.
>>4043612You sure showed us. Retard.
>>4043680I want to kiss him
Someone should make a new man x shota thread.
>>4043601>Gets turned into a cute shota>Thinks it's the worst thing ever because he can't marry his wifeWhy are straight people like this?
I wish I had an evil shota minion who would routinely disrespect my authority and pretend not to have a crush on the valiant heroine I send him to antagonize
>>4043685>not to have a crush on the valiant heroine I send him to antagonizeEw, disgusting.
>>4043686I'm sure he will get over this momentary lapse in reason in time for our next dastardly scheme. He's even taken the initiative to follow her in disguise to learn about her weaknesses. So far he's only gone as far as finding her favorite flowers and confectionaries (for a future bribe or some poisoning scheme, I'm sure), and he's still so nervous about the subterfuge his heart races whenever he sees her, but progress is progress.
>>4043687Shut up, with your disgusting heteronormative bullshit. Boys are for boys.
>>4043684He can marry his loli wife tho
>>4043688Source: straight from my anus
>>4043690>posts about hetshit>gets called out>gets madevery time
>>4043684Kafei was an adult turned into a shota to make him a Terminian counterpart to Link, who was a shota turned into an adult in OoT. Kafei avoids meeting Anju because his wedding mask was stolen. In Terminian culture, it's verboten for the engaged to meet without their wedding masks in hand, similar to how in Western culture it's taboo for a bride to be seen by the groom in her wedding dress before the actual wedding. This was a promise he made to her, so he was dead set on keeping it. It's explicitly stated that Kafei being a child had absolutely nothing to do with him avoiding Anju, which is seen in the actual ending of their questline. Kafei returns with the mask, still a child, and embraces Anju nonetheless.
>>4043690Not really. It's demonstrably true. "Straight" stuff only exists because it's forced on us from day one. It would not be seen at all if not for people trying to force it. Actions and ideas shape the world and that, in turn, shapes people.
>>4043702Yeah, it's funny how he treats the shotafication as more of an inconvenience. Like being cursed by some mischevious imp is just part of life that happens from time to time.
Where's the new bread?
>>4043714New thread>>4043715>>4043715>>4043715
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>>4043552Cute as long as they're not crossdressing
>>4043579For some reason I read that as ahegao kek
>>4043712Legs ToT
