Deer fight EditionWelcome to /Deer/!>What is /Deer/?/Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man!>Who we are…We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag.>Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters?Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf.>What are the rules?* Respect all deer friends.* Respect our husbando.* Ignore all bait posters.* Stay on topic. This is a solo Alastor thread and ship art/discussion is not allowed.* Keep it varied! A healthy thread has a number of topics.* No ship warfare, ship material belongs on /hhg/.* We do not kink shame, however NSFW content is not allowed. Do not force your kinks on others. Go to /trash/ for pornographic content and discussion.* Lolisho must be SFW.Questions? An in-depth explanation can be found here: https://pastebin.com/1NbtaKCm>Previous threads:>for /trash/:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/type/op/results/thread/>for /cm/:https://archived.moe/cm/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/text/%2Fdeer%2F/>Deer related links:Hazbin Hotel Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 /hhg/ website: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/Creator's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorseOfficial website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Psyanon fanfic recordings: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/Fanfiction from our /Deer/ residents: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
>>4056475The best way to enjoy a deer! At your leisure
>>4056482For sure, I just want to make sure he’s comfortable. I would feed him snacks too, since he can’t use his hands.
>>4056488Feed deer fingers and at first he looks weay and keeps his mouth closed and he looks pouty but after a while he gives in
>>4056536Yes, it’s entirely performative because he loves being a pampered princess. I’ll brush his hair and tail and spoil him all day and night. He would turn into even more of a brat, but it would be cute.
>>4056600Be careful what you wish for now, an ultra bratty deer is gonna be a handful
>>4056639Ah, but he’d still be in the straitjacket, so there’s a limit to how bratty he can be. Unless he wants to be abandoned and left all alone for an undetermined amount of time.
>>4056659How cruel! Who would he have to talk to! Maybe his shadow, but it’s not the same!
>>4056669I’d go back eventually! And I’m sure he’d get his revenge somehow.
I love that everyone still draws the chest fluff even after season 2
>>4056693That’s because he shaved it off to avoid it getting stuck in his wound. Once the wound is healed, he’ll definitely go shirtless with full chest fluff for us.
>>4056698I like to think he fluffs up every winter>but there is no winter in HellDeer's body doesn't know that, it follows the seasons regardless
>>4056699That would be funny. Every year at a certain time Alastor disappears for a few days, no one knows why but then they barge into his room and he’s trying to tame the fluff. (He can’t, it grows too fast)
>>4056693I love chest fluff!>>4056698>>4056699A very seasonal deer, he just can’t help it!
>>4056775Alastor would have to put his straitjacket on me to stop me from touching his fluff. It would be great if Alastor goes through his rut, only to immediately grow in his winter fluff. Months of biological deer abuse.
>>4056780I’d help him through his rut, wouldn’t know what do do though…
>>4056794There’s a few ways you could help, but it would take a long time for him to agree to it. It would also be harder to get close to him because he would get more aggressive and territorial. It would be nice to get close to him once it dies down though, he’d probably be exhausted and need a little more love.
>>4056797Cuddles and treats solve a lot of his rut problems, lots of attention too
Too many drinks…
>>4057005That is a lot of drinks. I would help such a deer get back to bed.
>>4057008Alastor still needs more!
>>4057011Hopefully the artist gets a few more comms, so he can get even more drunk.
>>4057014I’m hoping, they are just too good
>>4057031If I won the lottery I’d buy him infinite drinks. Keep him in that state for a while.
>>4057106That’s gonna be a killer hangover when you run out of money
>>4057126I’ll nurse him through it. I bet he’s awful when he’s hungover. I’ll bring him food and let him sleep as much as he wants.
>>4057131He would be cranky, that’s for sure. Food might be good but strong smells might hurt his brain.
>>4057146I’ll make him whatever he wants. I bet he has some weird hangover cure that he swears by.
>>4057150Probably some concoction
>>4057152Hair of the dog, probably. Or I can see him making something with raw egg yolk and hot sauce.
>>4057218Thankfully never had to make anything like that just yet, not exactly an avid drinker, but I would definitely learn how to make that for Alastor if he needs it
>>4057281I don’t really get hangovers, well, it’s been years since I was blackout drunk lel. I sort of think Alastor would be that annoying person who can get merry and wake up the next day with barely even a headache. He would definitely annoy everyone else though. It would be hard to be hungover around Alastor.
>>4057292Alastor would enjoy your suffering at least, he would certainly exacerbate it for a little while before finally going to help you.
>>4057299>”Oh, you’re hungover?”>”Well my dear, this seems like the perfect time for a radio broadcast!”>all the radios in the building are suddenly blaring away at full volume
>>4057300he would! either that or vacuum. Thats an evil looking fawn
>>4057334Aww this little guy? He wouldn’t hurt a fly. Look at him. He’s the cutest. Obviously he’s a good boy.
>>4057340He only hurts people who annoy him! And if they annoy him they deserve it
>>4057342Well exactly, there’s nothing wrong with that. If they’re annoying then they must be tortured until they realise their mistakes.
>>4057362Speaking of I wonder how alastor would act if you had to treat his injuries, would he sit pretty and grin and bear it, or something else?
>>4057409He wouldn’t sit still, and I think he would try and downplay how much it hurts because he doesn’t want you to know. If it was bad enough I can see him passing out rather than admit he’s in pain or needs a break. But in the end I think he would be grateful that you helped him, even though he wouldn’t ask readily.
>>4057439He’s a stubborn bastard sometimes isn’t he? Should smack him after you fix him up! He shouldn’t be trying to hide that sort of thing
>>4057464My first instinct would be to smack him right on the wound and tell him that if he keeps trying to hide it I’ll do it again. Though the masochistic idiot might enjoy that. I’d like a scene in future where someone like Charlie finds out he was hiding his chest wound for ages and forces him to do something about it. It would be a good way of proving to him that people really do care about him, I think. Kind of like>“I’m still functioning fine, why do you care if I’m hurt?”>“Because you’re my friend and I don’t want you in pain!”>confused deer noises
>>4057527Now that’s cute, I do hope we get anything like that soon, cause it’s gonna good seeing something like that all animated.
>>4057531Alastor’s probably going to have to accept friendship at some point, hopefully we get lots of cute scenes like that. The hotel WILL be one silly dysfunctional family.
>>4057533I just hope it doesn’t feel too jarring I know it will with how short the seasons are but I just hope it’s done as good as it could be
>>4057556Well that’s another matter. Perhaps they’ll get longer seasons at some point, or Viv will stop cramming so much in just because she has a new favourite character this month. We can dream, lel. Someone should definitely sit him down and tell him it’s not ok to keep putting himself in peril like that though.
>>4057567That should be an episode an a half of content at least. Getting the deer to use his brain and admit to being friends
>>4057596It’s one of the things in the show that’s inevitable so I hope they don’t fuck it up.
>>4057618I hope it is lsnt fucked up either, would be such a waste
>>4057667If it is or they don’t put it in at all, you can bet I’m going to write about it and insert it into as many fics as possible. Heh, I need to get back into writing, I’ve been slacking again. Been experimenting with c.ai’s new long mode though, it’s kind of interesting.
>>4057697I haven’t been writing too much at all lately do to my new hours at the job, so in the same boat on that, Alastor has not made it very far in the tomb complex with anon just yet! I gotta try using C.ai again, it’s been too long.
>>4057699I’m looking forward to reading about Alastor in the tomb, lel. I’ve been working too, the hours aren’t bad but it’s busy and I have little motivation to do anything afterwards. I was going to do something tonight but we’re watching the eclipse. I’ve started several fics/chapters, just need to lock in and write. Deer deserves it.
>>4057708Gotta push myself, just gotta not forget. I don’t think Alastor would think much of eclipses, unless they are related to a spell or ritual
>>4057738Ooh, apparently there was a total eclipse visible from Louisiana in 1918 and an annular one in 1919, so perhaps Alastor used them in early rituals that didn’t work out or something. I can imagine him trying all sorts of bullshit before eventually making contact with Rosie. I wonder if he got close a few times and caught her attention, she would have fun watching him try crazy things just to contact Hell.
>>4057758Could be a big thing for sure, again in the show it was all rushed but his voodoo antics would have been fun to seem him learn about
>>4057760I think after the backlash over his race, we won’t see much of his rituals, it’ll just be some generic spooky magic. I bet he was into all sorts of nonsense though, trying anything until it eventually worked. It would be fun to see him trying everything, I can’t believe he was successful on his first try.
>>4057765A trial and error period of alastor going from just a killer to a cannibalistic occultist serial killer would be cool. Have him explore his grievances at the time and things like that
>>4057841We so need a full series for Alastor’s whole life. From his childhood, to his first kill, to his need to secure his place in Hell. With his career as well, how he became interested in radio etc. I know we won’t get it, but there’s so much that would be interesting to see animated. Plus we’d get to see more Mimzy, and that’s always good.
>>4057844We gotta sadly treat it like a blessing because it limits what sort of damage Vivze can do to his character, would love to see more animation of him though.
>>4057853That deer is thicc… that’s true. I enjoy seeing all the theories about his life, and I’m sure if something gets canonised, you won’t be able to theorise anymore or write anything but what’s canon because people are annoying. I’m just curious.
>>4057855They would hound you like how they hound people about everything these days. Can’t have AUs anymore. That’s a very Roman deer! Imagine him making the hotel guests fight for his Amusement… or maybe for the right to kiss him?
>>4057867He would enjoy watching people fight for sure. I could see him holding a whole tournament with a kiss as a prize… you’d have to battle thousands, and he’d probably just give a kiss on the hand as a prize.
>>4058003Another story I’ve gotta write, anon winning the Alastor bowl and getting a kiss from his/her beloved
>>4058016Yes! Anon needs to beat off Vox and everyone else who wants him, and receive a sweet kiss in return. Maybe Alastor would tip the odds in anon’s favour, to avoid kissing someone he doesn’t want to.
>>4058021Maybe not right at the beginning but Alastor definitely would start tipping the odds in anons favor, though he might throw in some curveballs as well, can’t be too easy on anon!
>>4058032Anon still has to entertain him, that’s the real way to win the Alastor bowl. But if anon came up against a powerful overlord, they might need a little bit of help to win it. There’s no way that Alastor would put himself in a position where he would have to miss someone he didn’t want to.
>>4058041Exactly, the Alastor always wins in the end!
>>4058044Of course. And anon wins as well. Every other character is jealous, though. Who wouldn’t want a chance to kiss Alastor?
>>4058047That’s why the Alastor bowl is such a big deal! I wonder who would get eliminated first? One hand it would be funny if it was Vox, but having him as a final hurdle or something would be good too.
>>4058051What if Vox was eliminated early, but he forced Val and Vel to participate so they could give him the kiss instead, and they half ass it. It could go through all his well known ships too, like Lucifer is only participating because Charlie made him, Charlie is relieved to lose because it would make Vaggie mad, Angel is disappointed because he wanted to see what kissing Alastor would be like, Husk got forced into participating, Emily is super happy for anon because she can see true love, Rosie tells anon to be gentle with her pet… Final battle against Susan, lel.
>>4058051>>4058096I do like the idea of Husk accidentally winning the deer kissbowl without trying and being annoyed about it. It's like how he's the only male Alastor enjoys touching, when he's probably the last man who wants to be touched by Alastor lol
>>4058100Husk shows up drunk, thinking he’ll quickly lose in the first round and go back to the bar, but accidentally keeps winning because his judgment is impaired from being drunk.
>>4058101lmao poor Husk. I will gladly volunteer to take his place if he wishes!
>>4058103That’s very honourable of you. I’m sure Husk would be happy to let you have the kiss instead. It would make Vox even more mad, not only did he lose but the kiss was given away to someone else.
>>4058100>It's like how he's the only male Alastor enjoys touching, when he's probably the last man who wants to be touched by AlastorSometimes I wonder if Alastor feels a weird genuine fondness for Husk the way he does Niffty. Granted it definitely stems from knowing Husk is beneath him and therefore not threatening at all, but still. It's sad to think their relationship won't really be explored since Husk exists to orbit Angel Dust now.
>>4058096That would be ca good little storyline>>4058100>>4058101I do like the pairing with husk and Alastor, it’s pretty ok. More of a fan of Alastor and myself of course >>4058115Again, it seemed alastor was found of husk in the pilot, but then we don’t even see them interact except the one scene where Alastor is a bit mean to him. Very strange very sad!>>4058103Definitely would take the kiss though!
>>4058115I wonder if we’ll find out why Alastor chose to spare Husk (and Niffty too I guess) when the other overlords were killed off. Whether it was on Rosie’s orders, or Alastor on his own. Maybe all the overlords were given the option to sell their souls or die, and Husk and Niffty were the only ones to take it. Having power over Husk definitely helps, since Alastor can still deny that he’s a friend even if they get along well most of the time.
>>4058140It’s a big plot hole for sure in the show, though that’s generally how it goes for most of the ‘political’ and overlord stuff at the moment. It hasn’t been explored enough, especially for Alastor.
>>4058173Maybe we’ll learn more next season when we hear about Rosie and what she really is, I would assume that means we also get to find out what her plan is or at least what task she needed Alastor for. I do kind of like him keeping Husk and Niffty around as companions, keeping enough distance between them that he doesn’t have to admit that they’re close to being his friends. I also want him to crash out when they start ignoring him in favour of other characters.
>>4058274It seems like they might be resetting everything back to pre season one, least with angels plot line and development, since it got basically skipped over in season one, so maybe we will see some antics from our trio. I don’t give it much hope, since all the stuff I’ve heard was it being a Morningstar/ angel dust season, which means probably 10 tons of unnecessary heaven nonsense as well.
>>4058325Well, s3 is supposed to be the story that Viv originally pitched, so it makes sense that it goes back to the hotel crew. S1 was like an introduction, s2 you can tell was kind of shoehorned in with all the Vees stuff once they knew they had a few more seasons. So hopefully it’ll focus more on the hotel and everything. I just hope that Charlie gets more focus this season, and she isn’t overshadowed by her parents. Viv could always surprise us, lel.
>>4058330I do hope she does surprise us.
>>4058383I enjoyed watching s2 with everyone else, despite its flaws. Going in with low expectations definitely helped, all I really hope is that I can have a similar experience with the next three seasons. And lots of deer, we need lots of deer.
>>4058443For the most part season 2 was ok, but that finale was just too much for me with the care bear asspull lasers. I hope they spend more of the funding they have on more interesting interactions with the original characters, and of course deer!
Boo, maintenance. >>4058492The ending kind of… yeah. Perhaps next season will end with our heroes losing or something, I can see it being something to do with Roo being summoned. I still want Alastor to be involved with her somehow, they look good together and I want people to draw them together.
>>4058523The problem with the endings are they pump so much of the money and time they have to make into it, for it to be a mid at best episode or worse. They could have used all that time and money to extend dialog between our deer hotel cast, instead of pouring it in on mostly forgettable songs and ‘epic’ finales that fall flat. alastor woudl not find it to be good entertainment!
>>4058588That’s a good tail wag
>>4058543It makes me wonder what the actual ending of the show will be… it’ll be another grand musical number for sure. Happy Day in Hell reprise? Though they kind of did that already at the end of s1. Which, if they didn’t know they were getting more seasons until after it was all written makes sense. I guess it depends. As long as Alastor is still there to see it.
>>4058671I’m not sure what they can really do in the next few seasons, cause all the big stuff from the pilot era has been done, if done quickly and poorly. Probably a lot of bullshit with roo, but who knows.
>>4058684I would assume next season is Morningstar stuff which results in Roo’s awakening, then the season after is Roo wreaking havoc and more Heaven stuff, maybe Lute finally doing something, and then the final season everyone comes back together to defeat Roo with the power of friendship and somehow this fixes the whole system and everyone gets redeemed or whatever. Idk. For Alastor maybe he ends up working with Roo for a bit before his bffs at the hotel get through to him, and he comes back to them in the final battle or something. I’m intrigued to see how right I am, and what random twists Viv throws in.
>>4058693It’s what we all wanted, the random twists, maybe there will be 2 Alastors?
>>4058695Maybe the twist is that every character slowly gets replaced by another Alastor, and in the end, the entire cast is just another variation on Alastor.
>>4058696The show ends up being a stage play set up by Alastor for the hotel
>>4058699>“…and this is what would happen if redemption really WAS possible.”>“Now, about that jambalaya…”
>>4058700Alastor would do that, the tease!
>>4058717After the final episode in season 5, they all wake up and realise they were listening to Alastor’s radio broadcast all along.
>>4058781That would be a great ending if Vivze ever pulls it lol. Angel or Charlie must of asked for help with something and it all spiraled from there.
>>4058822It would be funny if Charlie asked him to come up with a skit like she did with Angel and Pentious, and Alastor came up with an elaborate multi-act play that is basically the story of Hazbin Hotel. Then it cycles back to the start. It never ends.
>>4058848What an exquisite torture, I’m sure Alastor might keep it up for a while but he’ll have to tire eventually, right?
>>4058852Maybe he’ll make slight variations every time so he doesn’t get bored. It would be a pretty good hell loop, as punishment though.
>>4058853A great punishment! only a mind so DEVIOUS can come up with it
>>4058867Exactly the kind of thing deer would come up with if he was in charge of Hell…
Would it be difficult for you guys to still like Alastor if season 3 made him into all the worst stereotypes of RA and had him behave like a perverted daddy dom sex pest with Lucifer? Viv likes that exact slop, so I'm worried...
>>4059013It would make the show incredibly hard to watch, but I don’t think it would ruin Alastor for me since it’s so ooc for him. I’d definitely lean more into fanon. Even as an RA fan that shit pisses me off, though I lean more towards Appleradio than the other way round so I’m biased anyway.
New deer plushie!
>>4059042WHY IS HE TIED UP!!!>>4059013>>4059014I’d just stop watching the show, will keep posting deer however. Love him too much too drop him.
>>4059055Because Japan loves RS I guess, they’re making a lot of merch for s2 over there. I want to buy him, his ears are cute like that, but maybe I’ll get 2 so I can try and remove the cables.
>>4059059If you are gonna be paying for Japanese shipping, might as well get two.
>>4059062I hope they release it soon, because I want to get a yume doujin that should be released soon and the new black balloon things as well, and I can get them all shipped together. Soon I’m going to have to throw out some of my non-deer stuff to make room for all the deer, lel.
>>4059065Rent a storage room to store all your non deer stuff in, so you can have your room be entirely deer
>>4059074I want to clear out one of my bookcases, a lot of the stuff in it is old manga and things. Though I’m going back to uni soon, so I’ll have to pack up most of my deers to take with me there.
>>4059076A lot of work packing, make sure none of the deers get damaged in transit!
>>4059078I don’t think I’ll take everything. I have so many standees now. I also need a new pin board, I might turn the one I have now into a radiorose one because they seem to be consuming me at the moment. The rose theme kind of fits.
>>4059079I like all the pics of Alastor sticking his tongue out. Very cute. Gotta have room for your studies too, not just deer! Radio rose is a good ship for deer art, because the two mesh well.
>>4059082He’s very silly with his tongue sticking out, I like the vibes. I only need a small space for paperwork, and my pc. The rest can be taken up by deer.
>>4059083I wonder how rough his tongue would be? Good luck on your move and your studies.
>>4059088Thank you. Apparently deer tongues are soft, so it probably isn’t very rough. It would probably be gentle if he licked you.
>>4059094Get him drunk and he’ll lick you all you want!
>>4059098My cat will sometimes randomly lick me when I’m carrying him around, I imagine a drunk deer might do the same. It’s the sort of thing he would probably find really funny.
>>4059099He likes the noises and faces you make when he does it
>>4059118That deer will do anything to get a funny reaction out of you!
>>4059157Just saw that and wanted to post it, damn. Garters look so good on him
>>4059158Sorry! I just woke up and I love how cute the artist draws him. I can definitely see him wearing that sort of thing under his clothes without realising how erotic it is.
>>4059160Alastor is the type do do many things that make people go crazy, and simply not even realize cause he doesn’t know/ care enough about the sexual stuff
>>4059162Occasionally he might notice a reaction that confuses him, but he probably sees it as entertainment and doubles down.
>>4059165What a beautiful woman of the cloth...
>>4059227He is indeed beautiful. Makes me want to get down on my knees and pray.
>>4059165>>4059227>>4059240He’s gonna get himself into trouble if he keeps doing that
>>4059298He’ll be ok, he can get himself out of it.
>>4059314How does his back do that
>>4059336He is made of liquid or something.
>>4059467He must be if he can bend like that! Angel dust could learn a thing or two from him
>>4059570Angel wishes he could be that flexible. Though Alastor seems to just like dislocating his joints for fun.
>>4059574It’s dedication to his craft, might as well do it well if he’s going to do it
>>4059612Alastor would be the most talented stripper ever, if he was interested in being a stripper.
>>4059615Hell yeah, probably a decent dancer as well! I would love to have him do a little strip tease lol.
>>4059617Alastor would be the biggest tease ever if he danced for you. He would pretend to strip, but never actually take any of his clothes off.
>>4059695The bow tie comes off at the end. It still will be worth it
>>4059723Ooh… you might even get a glimpse of his… neck.
>>4059748How erotic! In other news I’ll be working on my Egypt deer fic again, anything you might like to see in it?
>>4059838Nice! I’ll look forward to it. I’m a huge fan of ancient Egypt (that’s why I made my sona a mummy, lel), and I love the Egyptomania craze in the 1920s, I always liked the idea of Alastor being interested in the curse of Tutankhamun and that sort of thing in his occult journey.
>>4059845I like to imagine he was already on that path but he learned much more and leaned more into the occult after his visit. Least in my fic of course. Grew up watching and reading all about the mummies and the titanic and pall sorts of historical stuff so I got a decent bit of interest in the subject as well.
>>4059848In my sona’s lore he swindled her out of an Egyptian relic she was smuggling into the US. In general I think Alastor would try anything to give himself an edge, with regards to magic and rituals and stuff. That’s why I think it’s extra silly to moan about all the voodoo, since Alastor wouldn’t give a shit about using something in an evil and insensitive way as long as it got him what he wanted. I also think of someone like Aleister Crowley, who was also really into Ancient Egypt. There are lots of interesting connections that could be made.
>>4059849>anything to give himself an edgeExactly! Seems very alastor to try to stack the deck in his favor. Lots of strange occultists in the 20s and 30s to take inspiration from when writing Alastors antics
>>4059874It’s entirely stupid to basically say you agree with the killing and cannibalism and stuff but there’s no way Alastor would ever do something insensitive and even gasp racist despite being from a time when attitudes were completely different. It’s the same as the people who call him a feminist because he prefers women, despite the fact he’s fairly patronising towards them in general. Thinking that Alastor subscribes to that kind of modern ideology is silly, when he’s basically out for himself and uses anything that will benefit him. I bet Alastor has a lot of occult knowledge, it would be interesting to sit and talk to him about it.
>>4059914Sadly it seems these days most fandom types like jamming their political views into the things they like, without care or anything, because they just can’t imagine a world that isn’t like how they think. I dunno it’s sad, can’t theme a character around being from a certain era without having the modern mindset basically strip all the interesting stuff that’s offensive or distasteful or whatever.
Alastor deserves better Is basically what I’m getting at lol. He has so much potential for an incredible story, lots of intrigue.
>>4059916>>4059917Too many people only care about who he’s shipped with, that’s the least interesting thing about him in my opinion. Alastor’s platonic relationships are much more interesting than ooc romantic slop. I’d love to just sit and listen to him telling his story.
>>4059921slop is what most people are after these days, anthing indepth just wont stick for them. Alastor would have the best stories, Id love to lay down on his lap and fall asleep as he tells me about his radio show or his day or anything really
>>4059914Do you happen to have a source for this extremely cute deer?
>>4059924Alastor would love that, his own captive audience. It would be the greatest privilege to be invited into his room or radio tower and be allowed to listen.>>4059927It’s from a rare Japanese RA artist. https://x.com/sikanuko12/status/2091517821306200350
>>4059960Very rare very cute! Also, new bread>>4060040>>4060040>>4060040
