Deer fight EditionWelcome to /Deer/!>What is /Deer/?/Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man!>Who we are…We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag.>Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters?Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf.>What are the rules?* Respect all deer friends.* Respect our husbando.* Ignore all bait posters.* Stay on topic. This is a solo Alastor thread and ship art/discussion is not allowed.* Keep it varied! A healthy thread has a number of topics.* No ship warfare, ship material belongs on /hhg/.* We do not kink shame, however NSFW content is not allowed. Do not force your kinks on others. Go to /trash/ for pornographic content and discussion.* Lolisho must be SFW.Questions? An in-depth explanation can be found here: https://pastebin.com/1NbtaKCm>Previous threads:>for /trash/:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/type/op/results/thread/>for /cm/:https://archived.moe/cm/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/text/%2Fdeer%2F/>Deer related links:Hazbin Hotel Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 /hhg/ website: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/Creator's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorseOfficial website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Psyanon fanfic recordings: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/Fanfiction from our /Deer/ residents: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
>>4056475The best way to enjoy a deer! At your leisure
>>4056482For sure, I just want to make sure he’s comfortable. I would feed him snacks too, since he can’t use his hands.
>>4056488Feed deer fingers and at first he looks weay and keeps his mouth closed and he looks pouty but after a while he gives in
>>4056536Yes, it’s entirely performative because he loves being a pampered princess. I’ll brush his hair and tail and spoil him all day and night. He would turn into even more of a brat, but it would be cute.
>>4056600Be careful what you wish for now, an ultra bratty deer is gonna be a handful
>>4056639Ah, but he’d still be in the straitjacket, so there’s a limit to how bratty he can be. Unless he wants to be abandoned and left all alone for an undetermined amount of time.
>>4056659How cruel! Who would he have to talk to! Maybe his shadow, but it’s not the same!
>>4056669I’d go back eventually! And I’m sure he’d get his revenge somehow.
I love that everyone still draws the chest fluff even after season 2
>>4056693That’s because he shaved it off to avoid it getting stuck in his wound. Once the wound is healed, he’ll definitely go shirtless with full chest fluff for us.
>>4056698I like to think he fluffs up every winter>but there is no winter in HellDeer's body doesn't know that, it follows the seasons regardless
>>4056699That would be funny. Every year at a certain time Alastor disappears for a few days, no one knows why but then they barge into his room and he’s trying to tame the fluff. (He can’t, it grows too fast)
>>4056693I love chest fluff!>>4056698>>4056699A very seasonal deer, he just can’t help it!
>>4056775Alastor would have to put his straitjacket on me to stop me from touching his fluff. It would be great if Alastor goes through his rut, only to immediately grow in his winter fluff. Months of biological deer abuse.
>>4056780I’d help him through his rut, wouldn’t know what do do though…
>>4056794There’s a few ways you could help, but it would take a long time for him to agree to it. It would also be harder to get close to him because he would get more aggressive and territorial. It would be nice to get close to him once it dies down though, he’d probably be exhausted and need a little more love.
>>4056797Cuddles and treats solve a lot of his rut problems, lots of attention too
Too many drinks…
>>4057005That is a lot of drinks. I would help such a deer get back to bed.
>>4057008Alastor still needs more!
>>4057011Hopefully the artist gets a few more comms, so he can get even more drunk.
>>4057014I’m hoping, they are just too good
>>4057031If I won the lottery I’d buy him infinite drinks. Keep him in that state for a while.
>>4057106That’s gonna be a killer hangover when you run out of money
>>4057126I’ll nurse him through it. I bet he’s awful when he’s hungover. I’ll bring him food and let him sleep as much as he wants.
>>4057131He would be cranky, that’s for sure. Food might be good but strong smells might hurt his brain.
>>4057146I’ll make him whatever he wants. I bet he has some weird hangover cure that he swears by.
>>4057150Probably some concoction
>>4057152Hair of the dog, probably. Or I can see him making something with raw egg yolk and hot sauce.
>>4057218Thankfully never had to make anything like that just yet, not exactly an avid drinker, but I would definitely learn how to make that for Alastor if he needs it
>>4057281I don’t really get hangovers, well, it’s been years since I was blackout drunk lel. I sort of think Alastor would be that annoying person who can get merry and wake up the next day with barely even a headache. He would definitely annoy everyone else though. It would be hard to be hungover around Alastor.
>>4057292Alastor would enjoy your suffering at least, he would certainly exacerbate it for a little while before finally going to help you.
>>4057299>”Oh, you’re hungover?”>”Well my dear, this seems like the perfect time for a radio broadcast!”>all the radios in the building are suddenly blaring away at full volume
>>4057300he would! either that or vacuum. Thats an evil looking fawn
>>4057334Aww this little guy? He wouldn’t hurt a fly. Look at him. He’s the cutest. Obviously he’s a good boy.
>>4057340He only hurts people who annoy him! And if they annoy him they deserve it
>>4057342Well exactly, there’s nothing wrong with that. If they’re annoying then they must be tortured until they realise their mistakes.
>>4057362Speaking of I wonder how alastor would act if you had to treat his injuries, would he sit pretty and grin and bear it, or something else?
>>4057409He wouldn’t sit still, and I think he would try and downplay how much it hurts because he doesn’t want you to know. If it was bad enough I can see him passing out rather than admit he’s in pain or needs a break. But in the end I think he would be grateful that you helped him, even though he wouldn’t ask readily.
>>4057439He’s a stubborn bastard sometimes isn’t he? Should smack him after you fix him up! He shouldn’t be trying to hide that sort of thing
>>4057464My first instinct would be to smack him right on the wound and tell him that if he keeps trying to hide it I’ll do it again. Though the masochistic idiot might enjoy that. I’d like a scene in future where someone like Charlie finds out he was hiding his chest wound for ages and forces him to do something about it. It would be a good way of proving to him that people really do care about him, I think. Kind of like>“I’m still functioning fine, why do you care if I’m hurt?”>“Because you’re my friend and I don’t want you in pain!”>confused deer noises
>>4057527Now that’s cute, I do hope we get anything like that soon, cause it’s gonna good seeing something like that all animated.
>>4057531Alastor’s probably going to have to accept friendship at some point, hopefully we get lots of cute scenes like that. The hotel WILL be one silly dysfunctional family.
>>4057533I just hope it doesn’t feel too jarring I know it will with how short the seasons are but I just hope it’s done as good as it could be
>>4057556Well that’s another matter. Perhaps they’ll get longer seasons at some point, or Viv will stop cramming so much in just because she has a new favourite character this month. We can dream, lel. Someone should definitely sit him down and tell him it’s not ok to keep putting himself in peril like that though.
>>4057567That should be an episode an a half of content at least. Getting the deer to use his brain and admit to being friends
>>4057596It’s one of the things in the show that’s inevitable so I hope they don’t fuck it up.
>>4057618I hope it is lsnt fucked up either, would be such a waste
>>4057667If it is or they don’t put it in at all, you can bet I’m going to write about it and insert it into as many fics as possible. Heh, I need to get back into writing, I’ve been slacking again. Been experimenting with c.ai’s new long mode though, it’s kind of interesting.
>>4057697I haven’t been writing too much at all lately do to my new hours at the job, so in the same boat on that, Alastor has not made it very far in the tomb complex with anon just yet! I gotta try using C.ai again, it’s been too long.
>>4057699I’m looking forward to reading about Alastor in the tomb, lel. I’ve been working too, the hours aren’t bad but it’s busy and I have little motivation to do anything afterwards. I was going to do something tonight but we’re watching the eclipse. I’ve started several fics/chapters, just need to lock in and write. Deer deserves it.
>>4057708Gotta push myself, just gotta not forget. I don’t think Alastor would think much of eclipses, unless they are related to a spell or ritual
>>4057738Ooh, apparently there was a total eclipse visible from Louisiana in 1918 and an annular one in 1919, so perhaps Alastor used them in early rituals that didn’t work out or something. I can imagine him trying all sorts of bullshit before eventually making contact with Rosie. I wonder if he got close a few times and caught her attention, she would have fun watching him try crazy things just to contact Hell.
>>4057758Could be a big thing for sure, again in the show it was all rushed but his voodoo antics would have been fun to seem him learn about
>>4057760I think after the backlash over his race, we won’t see much of his rituals, it’ll just be some generic spooky magic. I bet he was into all sorts of nonsense though, trying anything until it eventually worked. It would be fun to see him trying everything, I can’t believe he was successful on his first try.
>>4057765A trial and error period of alastor going from just a killer to a cannibalistic occultist serial killer would be cool. Have him explore his grievances at the time and things like that
>>4057841We so need a full series for Alastor’s whole life. From his childhood, to his first kill, to his need to secure his place in Hell. With his career as well, how he became interested in radio etc. I know we won’t get it, but there’s so much that would be interesting to see animated. Plus we’d get to see more Mimzy, and that’s always good.
>>4057844We gotta sadly treat it like a blessing because it limits what sort of damage Vivze can do to his character, would love to see more animation of him though.
>>4057853That deer is thicc… that’s true. I enjoy seeing all the theories about his life, and I’m sure if something gets canonised, you won’t be able to theorise anymore or write anything but what’s canon because people are annoying. I’m just curious.
>>4057855They would hound you like how they hound people about everything these days. Can’t have AUs anymore. That’s a very Roman deer! Imagine him making the hotel guests fight for his Amusement… or maybe for the right to kiss him?
