poast images of wypipo with implied submissive asian/brown boys ITT, been missing a few since i lost my phone
omori has some good ones for this
>>4061091yeah this is good, but preferably characters who are explicitly stated to be asian/seasian
>>4061112i've known of this ship for a while now, is mahou kaiju worth getting into just for them?
>>4061207Mahou Kaiju? They’re from Brave Bang Bravern
>>4061213yeah sorry, i used google search lens for that image and went off the ai overview for that post, but i already saw several doujins of them on mrm before
>>4061083lol what if we just kept posting Hetalia shit here until it just became the new Hetalia thread (new thread at >>4052777 is kind of a flop) and ditched the whole WMAM-gen concept.That series has so much good Asian on White chemistry. Or is it just Japamerica?OK, maybe it's just Japamerica, really nice ship (Rochu is for unfortunate people who like Genshin Impact lore).>>4061084Very inaccurate.Grindr connections will know how to cater to your sexual improprieties. That's what Grindr is for, it's not as general public as Tinder.Is there even a straight equivalent for Grindr? Craigslist?
>>4061096Latino is a kind of Asian since all Indigenous Americans are all descended from a migration lineage most closely related to Paleo-Siberians.Also, fun concept: like their distant, distant cousins, both groups are "Indigenous," which doesn't necessarily mean indigenous, it means "minority culture that was dominant in a region until it got invaded."Hence, Palestinian Muslims and Christians are "Indigenous" and not Palestinian Jews, i.e., the Israeli Jews who never migrated for Europe or the wider Muslim realms. Arguably, the European and Mizrahi Jews who only married within the community are also indigenous, just not "Indigenous".You could question their cultural "purity," but that would make the vast majority of First Nations Canadians not truly "Indigenous."The British of the Falkland Islands are (shockingly) indigenous, but they weren't "Indigenous" until the dipshits in Argentina decided to invade.Laufey, Björk, and their compatriots are all very much indigenous, Iceland was never inhabited before them. But they are never called "Indigenous."All modern Europeans except perhaps the Basque are neither "Indigenous" nor indigenous as their Indo-European and Uralic ancestral cultures displaced the dominance of the Pre-Indo-European cultures.The only Filipinos that are called "Indigenous" are the Cordillera tribals and the Negritos, but the Cordillera tribals are only "Indigenous," not indigenous, as the Negrito people had been living in the area ~15,000 years longer than the Cordillera tribals.The vast majority of Taiwanese are very obviously neither "Indigenous" nor indigenous.And similarly obvious to say, in spite of what many psychotic BJP supporters on Facebook may tell you, no Indo-Aryan culture was ever indigenous, though many peoples officially called "backwards" can very much be "Indigenous."
>>4061291 (You)Oh, and just to be clear, indigenous is roughly equivalent to autochthonous, a word I learned when it got Dua Lipa in hot water on Twitter: effectively, first to get there.Native? Stricto sensu, the way apples are native to Kazakhstan (fun fact), humans are only native to ... fucking Ethiopia or Kenya. #NousSommesTousAfrica.Furthermore: both Paleo-Siberians and Indigenous-Americans (also, brown and mestizo Latinos) are indigenous, the Americas had no humans when they got there, not even non-Homo Sapiens, the way Europe had just Neanderthals at first. But faaaar from all Latinos are "Indigenous."For Taiwan, I forgot to mention that it used to be home, exclusively, to non-Chinese Austronesian people. It is believed to be the outright Austronesian urheimat, which is kinda funny. Come to think of it, the consensus Indo-Euro urheimat has basically just one native (in the nationhood sense) Indo-European nation right now. Funny coincidence. Admittedly, though, it's not that weird, given that the region has always been very linguistically diverse.What did everyone's favorite Jew boy say, a prophet is a prophet everywhere but their hometown? Something like that.Additionally, the Maori are indigenous (no mammals in NZ until Moana arrived) as well as "Indigenous" (most neighbors are White people).So yeah, overall, "Indigenous" is superior to "Native" in terms of labeling populations in the modern world similarly situated to the Cherokee and Nivkhgu, but it's still pretty sticky.>>4061094So many lefties are so bad at geopol.Embarrassing, but not as much as how bad they are at economics and military, which they tend to avoid because of the vibes, and greatly at their peril given how that shit is so fucking essential to politics. Hard military stuff especially was the one edge the Red had over the Blue in the US, until, you know, recently. Not military geopol, mind you. All US political parties suck absolute balls there RIP INDOPACOM
This ship sucks balls, the Dutch were comparatively hands-off on their colonial possessions in the Asia-Pacific and Hima never gave Indonesia a personality. Similarly, do NOT let my ass hear about anyone shipping the Philippines with Spain. Ass ship. 350 years of political ownership and no chemistry.
I don't even like Alfred with India, come to think of it. Major ick.Any India, since my headcanon is multiple Indias, but the "main" India post-independence being Delhi.Fuck, I take it back, all Hetalia has for the ITT is Japan and America.And given the amount of fanart that ship has, I'm sure that'll be more than enough to dwarf any other property.... actually, nah, I like Kolkata and maybe Mumbai being into Alfred, even with the famines hitting Bengal really hard.I think the Indias take turns hating Alfred and desperately wanting his approval and attention.
Of course, I also don't ship China with America. Not romantically, at least.Russia and China have a lot in common with America, except that with Russia and America, I can see that turning into erotic obsession.America and China, not so much. The reason Filipinos take up so much space in this thread is because Filipino gay guys are the primary Asian for whom White dick is way more attractive than other species of dick. All Asian folk seem to like White features, but they prefer them on otherwise mostly Asian bodies. Native Wasians who are not so obviously mixed are always in high demand!And cosmopolitan Filipinos anyway tend to like foreigners more in general compared to other Asians!What most actual Asians like the Chinese seem to like and thus exoticize about White people is the sophistication of a Parisian cafe/bistro and the smart tailoring of the London elite, and Americans have a reputation as the slobbiest species of White.On the American side, Americans love sexy Russians: Black Widow, Molotov Cocktease, Katya Zamolodchikova ....Despite the archetype of evil Chinese spy girl being far sexier, it's much less popular for some reason. It took the Japanese property of Resident Evil to even hint at its existence via Ada Wong, whose lore suggests is as Chinese as Obama.This is not ship material.I think America and China would be the kind of guys who are enemies because of circumstance but would otherwise be real bros who bond over their mutual love of money. The Chinese fandom understands this well, the leftoids of the Western fandom tend not to because the dumber types of Westoid lefties either glaze "Commie" China or do not understand that other non-Japanese Asians hate China for similar reasons as they might dislike America.Ordinary Americans and Chinese folk also have a mutual interest in each other's vibes, in a "positive" racist waySo yeah, I think they hate each other because rivalry, but would otherwise be total besties.But they ain't fuckin
>>4061301>AlfredFUCK I meant ArthurPlease Mr. Hima, don't kick me out of the fandom!!!!
That's Kiku's torso, just not his face.
This is totally WMAM content, they're dominating China by cucking him. He's rolling his eyes while annoyedly doing all the work in searing lust.
Teaching the Northern Bear barbarian how to read
Yes, this is Mongolia. Not a country you think of much, huh?
All you need to know as a foreigner is that, the "Mongolian" cuisine you've had at a Chinese buffet is an oversimplified theme park version of the actual food.Their real cuisine is much worse than that.
>>4061290>Rochu is for unfortunate people who like Genshin Impact lore)OK, but tbf, being transfixed with aesthetics probably isn't the worst thing to be as a fan artist.Probably the biggest issue with why RoChu as a serious ship is kinda ass is the actual history between Russia and China.The Chinese Heta fans and their beautiful thematic motifs of mysterious woods and intertwining thousand-year histories is largely a product of a modern imagination with little basis in history but a lot of basis in "big woodsy guy + little sophisticated guy = yes."Russia was not particularly warm (lol) to China!This is particularly funny with the two of them being the most important Communist states of the Cold War.Imperial Russia had designs on China, and prior to that, they were separated by the vast expanse of Siberia.The height of their interactions came afterwards, when they were united under the Red banner, and it was only under that that they seemed to have been united, since their actual relations were marked mostly by strife! In some ways, the Chinese and the Russians were warmer with America than with each other! Remember the Nixon visit? They became competing powers fairly quickly.Khruschev's visit to China was spent watching Mao, nearing the height of his psychosis, aura-farming his ass by doing laps at the swimming pool in front of Khruschev's wrinkly old ass, and that just worsened the already tense relations between the two states. They spent the rest of the Cold War feuding, with the two of them kinda on different sides in the Vietnam War, with the USSR backing the Viets and China somehow backing the vastly more evil Cambodian Commies over the Vietnamese ones, my favorite Commies, who, might I add, did fantastically faring against the most powerful military in history and are doing very well nowadays in part because they had similar schtick economically as China.
>>4061389Vietnamese foreign policy now is very interesting consequent of this!They took Russia's side in the Ukraine invasion, and yet, are very friendly with the US, in part because they have the common goal of containing China! The Vietnamese hate China sooo muchInteresting to note how a weird rivalry/obsession with America is one of the other things China and Russia have in common.What an incredible threesome they'd have.Anyway, you know who else is fairly pro-Russia vis-a-vis Ukraine? China. But!Emphasis on "fairly!" Look at how unenthusiastic China is!Their "partnership without limits" seems to have found many limits!China clearly understood that the rest of the world (i.e., its market) was not with Russia on this, and the only countries that were willing to even tolerate it were either the ones that had prior friendly relations and nothing at risk (like Vietnam or neutral India) or total pariahs like Iran and North Korea (Iran in particular already fell on the same side as Russia given their shared Syria interests).And the future for the relationship seems to be rather bleak for Russia.
>>4061390I mean, the future is bleak for Russia in general, but the partnership with China is bleak in particular because it upsets the Russian imagination of itself as a great power.Yeah, China's not doing hot right now, what with its population crisis and interrelated social ills. But Russia?Russia is bleeding to death in a field of sunflowers.Which are incidentally on fire.Even were it to take Ukraine and, what the hell, throw in the Baltics, too, its standing on the world stage is getting worse by the day.And China remains an ascendant power as America's star falls too. Russia is assuredly not going to be an equal partner in any future relationship. It's likely that Russia will enter the next half of the century as a vassal of the much older and resurgent Chinese empire.This would be humiliating enough for any state, but remember: Russia sees itself as an epochal civilizational power, the last true bastion of Christ surrounded by the minions of Satan (Catholics and Muslims and I guess now the EU). Naturally, this means that even compared to the US, they are very proud and very racist!And the main target of their racism is "Asiatics" such as the Muslims of Central Asia who are basically like their Latinos (you know, menial migrant workforce, target of White Power gangs and nationalist propaganda).For Proud, Mighty Russia, the last true Christian nation (lol), to be brought under the yoke of this most ancient dragon of the Orient ...Well, I'm sure at least the Poles are enjoying themselves.
>>4061091Kel is mexican
>>4061507I am confusion; how is that not Asian
>>4061513Must be getting back at him for Tsushima
Fighting ... for the deek?
>>4061301>all Hetalia has for the ITT is Japan and AmericaAfter some research, I've now found this not to be true.There's also AsaKiku.
>>4061556Japan and England twin so fucking hard my dude, it's unbelievable.And it's not even just their matching evil energy!- Far Northern island nations who were/are dominant powers as against older, more established mainland empires- Brutalized minority speaking distant language who were there before them, now confined largely to big island at edge of the world- Love of fancy high tea and fancy high tea snacks- Most notable villain-protagonists of 19th century imperialism- Even as declining powers (England significantly more than Japan lol), they retain enormous soft power by virtue of their winning and highly influential cultural exports in film/television and music- Japanese food may be exponentially nicer than British, but at heart, they're both kinda bland (in a good way for Japan (ochazuke<3!!), in a bad way for England (beans-cum-toast))- World's most prominent incumbent royal lineages (despite the actual royals who actually do shit all being in the Persian Gulf region)- Love curry (though Japanese curry is kind of its own thing (but a thing they incidentally got from the British!!!), while English curry is only paaartly and kiiinda indigenized (dunno how much of a thing the specific dish "tikka masala" is in India, and no, kedgeree does not fucking count))- They have an increasingly irrelevant stereotype but still true in smaaall parts for being very prim and proper and elegant- Internal entertainment market has rather bizarre features and they make a lot of shit with significantly lower international demand- Modern selves are both a teensy bit weird about India- Early adaptors of their respective regions for capitalism and liberalism- Became horny in a psychotic way due to repressed sexuality and wacky trad gender stuff (England got over its Victorian era, Japan's still going through it)
>>4061557For those reasons ... I don't actually think they'd be good to ship.Oh, for sure they FUCK. They fuck HARD, there is so much mutual attraction there.But I can't ship, they're too similar, and I haaate shipping dynamics that are like "OMG twinsies!". So boring.My ideal relationship for them is as honest-to-God besties. They go do fancy things like having high afternoon tea while affirming each other's masculinity and self-delusion.Amepan tho. Clear winner.
>>4061558Honda and Alfred have such an adorable dynamic that seems to highlight the best of both of their respective personalities!You get Alfred's Big Guy sunny youthful himboness mixing with Japan's Little Dude quiet reservedness and elegance.America's got no sense of manners, while decorous etiquette is Honda's whole schtick.Sunny-overcast pairing, super classic foundation already.You look at their respective populations, and it's clear they're kinda obsessed with each other!America sees Japan as a technological urbanist powerhouse who maintains a warm concern for preserving a beautiful set of traditions.Japan (2020s, post-Anpo) sees America as a boisterous but friendly young man with a strong orientation towards progress and the future.They love each other's food and music and movies! They think each other's pop culture is kinda weird and funny. They've had a mutually high degree of influence on each other's cultures, which is kinda exceptional for Japan as it's only been recently considered a peer civilization of the Western societies (though far longer than Korea).
>>4061559There's also some interesting friction that differentiates their relationship from Japan's relations with other Western states, which is mostly based on mutual admiration!Remember, this is, at heart, an enemies-to-lovers joint!!America forced Japan to open its market in what can only be described as a romantasy meet cute, where grouchy tsundere Japan is BURDENED upon to open up to socialization by a charismatic bad boy! It's so romance-coded!!Japan's developed a dependency on America's defense infrastructure, but feels conflicted, and sometimes wants military independence!America still bosses Japan around (Plaza Accords, hello?) and condescends to Japan due to its White-centered Western essentialism, but that's fading especially as younger generations of Americans are increasingly enamored with this most favored of peer civilizations. Japan's Asian, yeah, but it's basically Asian France. It's not like ... Laos, or the Philippines, which for Americans are to Asia what Ukraine and Armenia are to Europe. Japan's in the fucking 主要国首脳会議!And it's not like Japan is exclusively fawning like the Philippines or ... South Sudan?. Japan does assert himself in finding America often very annoying!So yeah, Amepan's the real deal. The way they are in the series, and in reality, it's like they were made for each other, but far less obviously and kinda obnoxiously than Hima's own favored Gerita.
>>4061560You know, so long as they both stay boys.Or at least, if America stays a boy.Yeah, I've noticed while seeing all this Nyotalia stuff is that gender is kind of a big thing in Amepan, and I'm not just talking gay and top and bottomIf you keep America a boy but make Japan a girl, the dynamic actually stays fairly similar.If you make both of them girls, the relationship sometimes gets somehow even cuter!But if you reverse that and make America a girl but keep Japan a boy, then ... shit gets weird?Guys are very weird about women in power, and Japan is particularly weirder about it versus the West since it's much more patriarchal.Japan being a somewhat junior partner to a powerful senior Nyo-America would be ... I think it'd get gross in a fun way fairly quickly.I feel like perpetually freak-horny Japan would turn into a weird kind of proto-incel who wants to killfuck the dom slutbitch that is the object of his fixation.\And America being America would only inflame that feeling, being so insensitive and above-it-all while she'd flaunt her dollar assets.America would also be very attracted to Japan, but in a somewhat indirect way that would somehow make him go insane.Imperial-era America LOVES its subtle dominance mind games, which these days are getting kind of insane as America loses her marbles.Imagine all the different flavors of mental damage powerful bitchmommy America could inflict upon horny repressed nerd boy Japan!!
>>4061562I mention this because I wanna note that all forms of this relationship would be fun!It makes sense in the comic, it makes sense in the real world, it makes sense in the fanon.Amepan forever!!
What they gonna do with Iceland UwU>>4061083Thank you so much for this thread! It was truly a WMAM.Here's the next edition!! Like and subscribe for more WMAM!: >>4061565( previous thread for posterity: >>3989406 )
as an autistic, sperggy and lonely balkanite male, this thread makes me feel weird because i've always wanted a more dominant pretty blond boy in my life.
>>4061615hmu
>>4061615I'm telling you right now, it is not worth it to go Oli London.
>>4061566thanks for reviving my thread anon, really liked the amepan pics you posted
>>4061617ah fuck it, theotherguy223 on discord
>>4061741I was joking, you fucking maniac
Though I am considering it
>>4061639Anything to rant more about countryshipping pros and cons, like how Rochu is very aesthetic and real nice until you think about it for a couple seconds.Was a little offended by the countryhumans-posting. This board deserves Hetalia and nothing less.
