marry, fuck, and evil ex who still wants to bang me. then the other two idk probably fuck, and evil ex

>>153758409
I dont't want to

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>>153758409
>Fuck Kim
>Marry Knives
>Evil Ex Ramona
Also
>Jork it with Roxie

>>153758409
one of them ending up an evil ex changes my answer a bit. fuck ramona, marry kim, evil ex knives. i think she’s the least dangerous

>>153758409
Marry, fuck, & reproduce with all three.

>>153758409
I like this take because having the last choice be "evil ex" changes choices. Out of the ladies I actually think Kim would be the least dangerous evil ex, so I would have her as that. Ramona is great and would probably make for a fun relationship, but I feel like she would get even more bored of me than she would with Scott so I would actually put her in just fuck. That leaves marry for Knives, which works. She has her issues but would probably work well long term.

>>153758409
marry knives, fuck kim, evil ex ramona.

>>153758409
marry knives
date kim
evil ex ramona, but it would better matter since i would blend in as the least interesting of the others

>>153760605
No anon, she becomes YOUR evil ex. Good luck.

>>153758696
>Knives is the least dangerous
Does Kim Pine even have any combat capabilities? I don't think she was ever shown to, from what I remember.

>>153758409
How do I pull chicks as easily as Scott?

>>153760725
Be a dork, be Canadian, be in the early 2000’s

>>153760704
She does not
The game gives her some

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>>153758409
>Fuck
Ramona

>Marry
Kim

>Evil Ex
Knives

>>153759714
>I feel like she would get even more bored of me than she would with Scott
true, but she does keep emphasizing in the book that she appreciates the simplicity and bored that comes with dating Scott, so that might actually be an advantage in some ways

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>>153759714
>>153760704
>>153766430
Kim can probably fight a bit, she can do a force field with the rest of the band too...


But I feel like "evil ex" Kim would just try to screw with you in a "normal" way, like spreading rumors to keep every girl away from you and the sort, which might be worse. Maybe try to move apart your friends from you, or show/say things tonyour relatives that woupd strain your relationship with them.


What Im saying is that with Kim's personality, she is not going to do something too bombastic, and will take the path of least resistance, but she will try to really make it hurt nonethless.


Unless it was something that REALLY pissed her off, and motivated her to destroy you.

>>153766722
>Pic rel
Artist source?

>>153758409
Fuck Ramona
Marry Kim
Evil Ex Knives (I didn't let her pay for her own arcade tokens once)

>>153760725
Scott wasn't even aware of how much tail he pulled. He wasn't aware of much of anything. If he can can serve as a lesson as a character, it'd be "stop trying so hard"

>>153758582
Nice draw

>>153758582
>Scott is completely oblivious as to why this lesbian ninja keeps appearing to challenge him
>it used to make sense when it was about a girl, but they are long past that
>until one day she appears, and Scott can clearly see how wet she is though her gi
>"Are you...are you getting off to this??"

fuck Knives
marry Knives
Evil ex Knives

>>153761616
Good Kim image

>>153758409
Hold hands with Ramona
Kiss Knives
Creampie Kim

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>>153758409
Marry Ramona

>>153775157
A choice of taste

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>>153758409
>Fuck
Ramona
>Marry
Kim
>Kill
Knives
Where does tall Ramona come from, also imagined Kim as the tall one and Ramona as kinda short

>>153776999
I don't think Ramona is going to be shorter than a high school asian girl, anon

>>153766722
It's surprising how uncommon genderbent art of these characters is

>>153770435
>"Are you...are you getting off to this??"
How would she respond?

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>>153779342
Yeah, Knives is pretty short

>>153783086
Wow, yeah, if this is official art then officially Ramona is the tallest of these four. American genes make you big, I guess.

>>153758582
This image is so good, the anon that made this should be proud.

>>153761616
She's so hot, bros...

>>153783086
Wow, cute group shot!

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>>153761616
I hate that the new show turned kim into only getting art of her being a generic waifu with big tits instead of the real kim.

>>153758409
Which one is most likely to indulge my adult baby fetish and put me in diapers?

Julie is the best

>>153793052
I don't know how to break it to you, but it's been like that since the comic

>>153758582
Roxie is probably this series biggest girl loser

>>153758582
12/10 image

>>153795121
She wasn't just some dommy mommy that glares all the time and has big tits. She used her cynicism as a defense mechanism but didn't really want to be that kind of person. At the very least her appeal wasn't in making her look like every other FotM waifu and you can always tell because they only draw nu-kim in the show's style.

>>153797373
Why rate it so low?

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Does anyone know which artist drew this Lisa pic posted last thread?

>>153798227
No anon, I mean that many people who drew Kim even before the show came out drew her in that way, not that it was how she was ever portrayed in any canon. People probably draw her like that now because it is the more recognizable look for her.

>>153760725
>be white
>be charmingly stupid
these two should put you in the running.

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>>153792689
Yeah, I'm glad Bryan is willing to start drawing Knives and Lisa again. As much as I love Kim and Ramona, I want to see how Lisa and Knives look post-series too

>>153806581
Does he ever draw them or show them doing whatever they're doing after the events of the series?

>>153803826
I think our few resident drawfags for Scott Pilgrim threads are nameless with no socials.
Which honestly-pretty based.
That's the way this place used to be.
Now almost every artist is an attention whore.

>>153758582
Someone draw this but with Knives

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>>153808893
kek she would have a similar reaction to Scott

>>153809132
Similar reaction to Scott? What??

>>153785256
I mean, she is described as fat by knives

>>153783086
Can someone draw short Ramona, seems like a fun headcanon

>>153810117
I would imagine most of that fat is concentrated in her chest and hips

>>153808219
Yeah, I do miss those old times, though I do still like when anons have some place I can at least keep up with their art in case they make something that isn't posted here. It's a real mixed bag.

>>153812803
It's a double edged sword that I think hurts more than it helps. That's WHY we had boorus. Art archived and maintained by anons who weren't the artist. Art preserved in a place NOT right next to a rant about the artists current mental breakdown, or their political brainrot or their irrelevant interactions with other users.
Twitter broke the userbase of this place. It's never going to get better unless we return to the old ways and shun the twitterbrain.

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Primal green part 1 (https://files.catbox.moe/qhhb9i.png)

>the cutely dressed cave woman had been playing with her new boy toy - her boy the size of a toy - and still hadn't gotten tired of doing so
>seeing him squirm
>seeing him squirt
>seeing him squished (between her enormous breasts)
>the best part was how much the little guy clearly enjoyed it, about as much if not more than the prehistoric lady
>sure, every now and again he would seem to suddenly get some amount of focus, and try to convey to her the urgency of his situation, and the need to go back where he came from, and to look for a proper way to find his friends
>it only took a bit of forceful rubbing against her body for a bit to remind him of the fun they were having here and now, though
>she was for sure going to help the little guy out, but that could be done later
>there was SO much fun to be had, right now~
>though right now at this moment, Primal Knives was feeling more than a little bit moist from the accumulated sweat, cum, and so on that slowly had accumulated on her from their antics
>she took her super cute little pal to a nearby body of water to go get herself clean
>as she disrobed, she looked at Scott, and tilted her head curious
>she couldn't exactly bring him into a big body of water, it would be dangerous for someone of his tiny size
>thankfully, a bright idea came to mind, and the miniature man was quickly tossed into her mouth
>giant surprisingly clean and well kept teeth blocked his way out, as a giant serpentine presence quickly darted towards him
>with eager excitement, the tongue of the cave woman explored the body of the little man thoroughly, enjoying his flavors as she removed the excess liquid from him - as well as causing some MORE liquid to shoot out
>finally, all clean (in a sense), she removed the tired little guy from her mouth, and set him down on some hard white surface before heading into the nearby water
>just as she was out of sight, a new woman came into view

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Primal green part 2

>purple hair
>nude
>exceptionally endowed in the chest
>plus, much like the prior woman, she looked oddly familiar, though with her hair down and facing away from him he couldn't place it
>Scott resolved to wait quietly for her to finish up in the area
>not stare at all while he sat there cold and innocent
>still, all the movements he heard had him curious, as well as the confusion of why she was still in the area
>against his better judgement, he peeked
>the sight made him realize several things in that moment
>all the miscellaneous materials on the ground weren't just random junk, but very rudimentary clothes
>with her hair accessories in place, he quickly recognized the woman to likely be the ancestor of one of his girlfriend's exes
>lastly, she had just one more clothing item to put on, her bra
>the platform the man was on was lifted up, and brought towards the girl
>she seemed distracted as the man made an attempt to call out, and soon he had a familiar sensation envelop him
>nude tiny body against tons
>and tons
>and TONS
>of huge soft cave woman breast
>his placement against her chest quickly got her attention, as he was right up against the nub, and she began to squeeze and grope at the place curiously
>the pressure and force got to Scott, who was now back to being hard as ever, and having his dick pressed against the endless flesh before him
>a confused sound of pleasure was heard from the woman above, who squeezed a bit more eagerly than before
>the size challenged man, in turn, humped and grinded against the chest rather eagerly himself
>a moment later, he came, as the woman quickly undid the covering on that side of her chest
>she was sweaty, flustered, and frustrated seeing the nude man hanging from her boob
>then outright angry when the other woman returned, seeing him and asking for him back
>her response?
>a running tackle
>both women were on the ground, a tiny nude man pinned between their bare chests

>>153758409
Kim is the nortubel of scott pilgrim

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Primal green part 3 (https://files.catbox.moe/utxw4k.png)

>as the woman on top tried to overpower the one below, neither woman seemed like they would stop any time soon
>both had also quickly gotten dirty again from the results of each of their pleasure filled responses to the bizarre stimulation they all felt
>the two women experienced a different response to the stimulation
>the lady below, overjoyed, incredibly aroused, and very willing to go with the flow as she enjoyed the new forceful fun this other individual added to the mix
>the lady above, frustrated, confused, and not sure what she wanted to get out of this impromptu wrestling, as she combatted with the barrage of feelings welling up within
>as for the man between?
>exceptional, exquisite, and immense pleasure that overwhelmed his very body and soul
>down to his core, to every nerve, to every atom
>to every... soul... atom?
>making sense of it was hard when any attempt at reasonable thought was immediately kneaded out of him by the most erotic and overwhelming situation he'd ever faced before
>all that made sense, was the release
>then the build of pleasure
>then the climax
>this continued in a hellish (heavenish?) cycle for the young man as he lost himself to the pleasure, and was starting to lose his place on their body
>any time he tried to cry out for some kind of help or attention, it would be drowned out by the sounds of their struggles and pleasure
>it was a struggle more fierce than the epics of yore (which actually had probably not yet been written in the time period Scott found himself in)
>mountainous masses mashing malevolently, miniature man moaning mirthfully
>trying to push against a tit with an arm or kick against a boob with a leg was no good, and no purchase could be made
>there was no way out but through
>the trapped fighter resolved to ride this out to its conclusion
>as the ladies went on in their struggle and smother, they lost track of time
>lost themselves to the euphoric bliss...

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Primal green part 4

>it was darker outside
>both girls were beginning to reach their limits
>growing weary from the endless stimulation
>their struggling was much weaker than before
>the more aggressive purple haired lass had fully given in to the joy the situation gave her, though still held on to a fair bit of frustration it caused
>the kind and misguided black haired lady meanwhile was practically feeling her eyes roll back in her head from the joy she felt
>as for the man?
>tired
>weak
>emotionally spent
>sexually undeterred
>he would be surprised at how he continued to cum despite how much he's been through and how long he's been through it, if he could think of something other than the erotic smothering he was subjected to
>he'd reason it might have to do with the stamina that comes with being Toronto's best fighter, if there was reason left in his little horny addled mind
>the first to regain some mental acuity was Primal Knives, who tried her best to convey that after all the fun they had today, that she would help the little cutie with his mission the following day, for sure
>she even volunteered the help of their new companion, who was out of it enough that she agreed without much further thinking
>hearing tiny Scott's faint twitches and movements snapped Primal Roxie of the haze, and she added some stipulations
>she told the classically clothed cave woman below her that this outsider would need to complete challenges if he wanted what he sought here
>the outsider, of course, didn't get any say in the matter as he was kneaded and suppressed softly between them
>the other woman simply agreed on his behalf, and the two ladies, from an abundance of exhaustion and pleasure, ceased their struggles
>as the purple haired barbarian fell to the side, she could be heard faintly muttering something about getting some drummer to help with the trials
>Scott, meanwhile, was happy for the reprieve, and drifted off to sleep moments later - the girls dozing off soon after

If looseendmoose is in this thread like the last Scott Pilgrim thread, I just wanted to say that I finally got around to writing greens for the Primal Knives/Roxie art you drew before here:
>>153813430
>>153813436
>>153813452
>>153813464

Oh fuck I'm eating good tonight as a roxxiefag

>>153813492
Why, what happened?

>>153813440
Kill yourself.

>>153803826
How can you tell that's Lisa??

Fuck and marry all three, kill anyone who complains.

>>153758409
Can I get all three of them pregnant?

>>153783086
Does BLOM ever draw the random side characters for fun?

>>153766722
>hate fuck fem scott and straighten butch wallace

>>153793052
I like the irony of your post with your image

>>153803826
Why is there a crab in this pic?

>>153815887
I think he responds to fan demand, so probably not.

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>>153797322
I love this girlfail

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>>153807896
There were a few references in Seconds. He also draws a lot of the Kim, Ramona, and Scott presumably following the series. He seems fond of Kim and Ramona particularly

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>>153809936
Jerking off to the idea and image of Scott.

>>153816266
What's the irony? I posted a picture of myself

>>153817848
Fair enough, I guess I usually see that picture used in a mocking way instead of a straightforward one.

>>153817806
Oooh, ok, I see