Are these better final words than some pleading about sucking dick and eating shit?
>>153796927yes
>>153796927I would've took homelander up on the dick sucking part and made him my replacement wife. I wouldn't treat him bad. Just casually make him have sex with me and make him stay at home.
>>153796927>punching a dude's jaw offYeah why not reuse a sight gag from The Pro
>>153796954based
>>153796927>I didn't actually commit my worst crimes, and this random character who appeared in 3 pages is the real mastermind? AAAHHH I WAS NEVER REALLY CRAZY [gets dismembered off-panel]Look the sucking dick line was overboard, but seeing him face true despair as he dies is more poetic than this lazy twist
>>153796927No. It was pitch perfect.
>>153798043it wasnt lazy
>>153796927honestly, making him actually suck your dick would be even better. he really gets to feel the humiliation. every single slurp, every single time your dick moves in and out of his throat, and he has to think about it. that he was a total big shot, and now he's reduced to sucking dick. to pleasuring you, to avoid getting killed
They made you...suck?
>>153798176It is funny how the reason for why the heroes such so much is that somebody is sabotaging them from the inside.
>>153796927Yes. It should have been drawn better, though.I've been so blindly enraged before to the point that I'm just spitting out FUCK FUCK FUUUCK and wrecking my knuckles on a hard surface. If the art depicted that rage better, there'd be no question.
>>153799301And what happens when he bites your dick off because he's straight and homicidal?
>>153801284He's depowered so he'll break his teeth.
>>153801284i'd probably kill him. if i'm in a situation where he's begging to suck my dick to live, i'm probably in a position where i can easily kill him now that he's powerless. so i'd probably just do that. suck my dick or die
>>153801284this is why you force him to rim your ass instead
>>153796927Homelander thinking sucking cock or eating shit would get him out alive is at least within character homelander throughout the show has made people do things, especially sexually as a power move. Also Butcher had full murder intent and did so, so it's not like it was just because Homelander lost his power. I'm reminded of Dr. Horrible sing-along blog in which captain hammer (Superman stand in) lost his powers and experiences pain for the first time. He runs out of the room crying.
>>153802055That's even gayer than The Boys.
>>153801362Not how it works.
>>153796927>STOP, STOP PLEASE I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK
It's impressive the kind of damage Homie did to Black Noir taking into account BN was designed stronger.
>>153802055>I'm reminded of Dr. Horrible sing-along blog in which captain hammer (Superman stand in) lost his powers and experiences pain for the first time. He runs out of the room crying.Wow nobody can write anything but the most obvious unfunny jokes huh?
>>153798141Pretty weird after they made a point about him being sexually harassed by adults as a kid but I guess Hollywood loves that
"I'll suck your dick" is just a rip-off of the ending of Mandy as well.
>>153801284If I wanted to theoretically orally rape someone (in Minecraft), I would have the foresight to make them wear one of those open mouth gags first
>>153801497>*bites your prostate out*Nothing personal kid
>>153796927Why are people so mad at this? I stopped watching after season 3 so I'm missing the context but the pathetic groveling seems both in character for Homelander if he was actually beaten and the kind of catharsis fans would want after 5? seasons of him being a monster. Was the rest of the finale just that bad?
>>153808069If you're not going to do the comic ending do something better (not a high bar to clear)Ennis sucks and all of his work is massively overrated but he is capable of setup and payoff which not a single television show writer after 1999 can do
>>153802055Whedon wrote that, right?
>>153800071Combined with the fact that they're genuine morons, like how real celebrities are.
>>153808069>the pathetic groveling seems both in character for HomelanderWishful thinking cope. "My bully would cry and beg if I beat him!"
>>153808038I don't think you know where the prostate is
>>153808069>Why are people so mad at this?because they identify with Homelander. they want to be a godly right-winger who kills anyone he wants. they hate it when the characters they admire are revealed as pathetic.
>>153808631They hate it because it's a retarded line.
>>153796927it's totally different. it doesn't matter. comic homey was an evil asshole but decided to go into a new unknown genocidal level of evil asshole when he THOUGHT he was capable of doing what Noir sent him pictures of. Noir actually did ruin his life, he wouldn't have taken everything that far without that push. That's why Noir did it, he was built to kill Homey and it was never going to happen without it. they two things are way too far apart to compare by the finale.
>>153808631If this was actually the case, these swme people would have enjoyed the deep or Ashley being humiliated many many times, over the seasons. Only leftists seem to enjoy this “these people represent my political enemies so I coom to the fictional portrayals of them being destroyed” spiel
>>153796927I love Billy's face realizing his milsim-tard-ism did not prepared him to deal with Corporate bullshit.
the comic works for me because it's a comic, i expect it to be ridiculous, unrealistic and just do whatever it can to be entertaining/fun with the commentary as a footnotethe live action show shoves its message down your throat will using horrible gore effects and gags that don't work within the medium of television
>>153796927Why did Homelander laser Noir's arm and not his head?
>>153796927No. This was Vivziepop before she was Vivziepop, and it's just as embarrassing.
>>153796954I don't even get this. Homelander seemed use to pain and being beaten. Why did he buckle like that? Isnt this the same dude who lasered his own arm open as a kid?
>>153808631They just liked the only entertaining character in a show of boring faggots. It's just obnoxious when boring faggots accidently make something engaging, but because they audience enjoys it wrong, the creative team spitefully ruins it.
>>153811060Yeah, pretty much
I'll give props for how Anthony Starr was telling Kripke to tone it down cuz he knew it was too stupid
>>153796927Black Noir is not a great countermeasure to Homelander because if Homelander were smart he would have flown away, which Noir cannot do, and shot laser eyes at him, which Noir has no counter for
>>153796927Why screw up the black Noir twist? It's the only thing interesting about the source material. Why not simply adapt the series accurately? I hate these retard Hollywood writers
>>153811665the whole point is these "heroes" have no idea how or when to use their powers. they're fucking morons
>>153808631Homelander and soldier boy were the only entertaining characters in the show. Butcher was cool until the reveal that he's a cuck bitch.
>>153811706The only interesting thing about the source material is that the villain has an asspull clone? That's the most interesting thing? Lol
>>153811776The interesting twist isn't the asshole clone part. The asshole clone part is just there to explain, like the Boys getting strength and durability from the Compound V, how he could be someone expected to take on the Homelander.The interesting part of the twist is that the Homelander is exactly what he was always portrayed to be: a petty, cruel, but not genuinely inhuman or exceptional bully. He's just some asshole who likes to be powerful and indulge, but he doesn't actually want to take over the world and kill a bunch of people just to watch them scream. And it was only the manipulation by an individual who could pose as him that made it seem like he was.It comes down to what Hughie said. The supes aren't supervillains, they're just wankers. Their power makes their mistakes more destructive, but they're not fundamentally inhuman or super human individuals. Only Noir was, and only because he was specifically made to be fucked up and they didn't think too hard about what that might result in.
>>153811776i like the bush did 9/11 angle.
>>153812014It's also that Homelander in the comics is, at the end of the day, a bit player. He sets off the chain of events that ends the comic but he himself isn't that important to the narrative beyond being an instigator. The entire comic is leading up to Butcher going too far, and he eventually does, and the payoff to that is actually climactic as Butcher is the true antagonist. The Homelander/Noir reveal is just a punchline
What should he have said?
>>153800071The heroes suck because it's expensive to train them, and once Vought gets the military contract, it won't matter that they're untrained, so why do it? They're just glorified actors and it would cut into Vought's bottom line.
>>153808069You’re talking about people who took multiple years to understand the show was mocking them while they were busy idolising the blatantly obvious evil guy
>>153811386I don't think it was the pain, it was the feeling of true vulnerability, and the knowledge that he was going to die.
>>153798176The funny thing about the 9/11 arc is they still save thousands of lives taking out the planes accidentally. The military was and still is prepared to shoot down a hijacked plane deliberately.
>>153815011They crashed the plane into the Brooklyn bridge and killed just as many people as if the plane had hit the tower.
>>153815011Also why wouldn’t Vought train them? They’re government assets! If they were supposed to be trained but a dei hire stole all that money I could see it.
>>153811060Leftists being weird, vindictive freaks, the sky is blue.
>>153796927Yes. And Homelander still went out more dignified here, since he still managed to disembowel the guy who’s entire purpose was to kill him.
>>153808069>>153808631Everyone hates it because it’s obvious Kripke it’s just obsessed with Trump, and trashed his entire show because of it.
>>153796927Never noticed before Darknoir ripped Homelander's jaw in a single hit.
>>153816446Yeah, it's fucked up. We can only imagine how Homie ripped Black Noir entrails out.
>>153808487he would if you were about to kill him
>>153798176You are remembering it wrong, some fighter Jet was ready to shoot down the plane in the air, they already took care of the other highjacked planes. Vought used their influence to stop the fighter Jet from shooting the plane down so they could sent the Seven and "save the day" instead the Seven fucked up so bad the plane crashed into the brooklyn bridge killing more people.
>>153816481Cope. Some people will die while yelling "fuck you"
>>153814331>Took multiple years to understand This is the level of intelligence these people have, they truly honestly believe that it wasn't known.
>>153808631You people have a genuine mental illness lmao. "this propaganda we made to express our hatred for whites is being enjoyed by them nooo"
>>153811060>Only leftists seem to enjoy this “these people represent my political enemies so I coom to the fictional portrayals of them being destroyed” spielMeanwhile rightwingers/whites know full well from the start that it's just propaganda made by spiteful mutants who hate them, so they try to at least get some entertainment value out of it, and for some reason this makes them seethe like fucking crazy, the way they sit here and go "UM ACTUALLY CHUD WE'RE MAKING FUN OF YOU IT TOOK YOU YEARS TO FIGURE IT OUT WHY ARE CHUDS LIKE THIS"
>>153817555Nta but also stopped at season 3. Homelander does not strike me as the type to go down without trying to bargain
>>153817973What level of cope is this?
>>153818033Neither one is bargaining here >>153796927Ennis is a working class leftist so his characters tend to be more true to life than the fantasies of middle-class+ lib babies
>>153816446>>153816468>comic book Homelander gets his jaw punched off in one hit>still fights Noir to the point where Noir is essentially a shambling corpsehuh, not bad comics Homelander...
>>153812014This is what I hated about the show. They made about Homelander's particular evil whether they meant to or not. Supes are people given extraordinary power, they are not genuinely special, Homelander especially
Honestly I would've preferred Homelander demanding to die since living without his powers would be shit for him.
>>153796927How do you miss with eye lasers? Nigga you literally looking at what you want to hit.
>>153819472Too mad to look straight. He is getting a chunk of his arm though.
>>153818126it's called 20/20 vision and calling what you see. Most of us didn't actually even watch this show btw at most we just watched youtube clips to know what basically happened.
