I will not eat it it, Sam I Am.I will not eat green eggs and ham.I'd rather suck a hundred dicks.I'd rather eat a bowl of shits.
Still unfunny but at least you put some effort
>>153803197YOU DID NOT RHYME
>isn’t funny in the least>niggers still desperate to run it ten feet under the ground as fast as possibleJannies should be made to beg for their fucking lives like this every day though
>>153803375>JanniesYeah, but they'd be saying "I promise to stop sucking dicks! I promise to stop eating shit!"
>Search results for: Dick>Search results for: PleaseMake the "mods" do their fucking jobs.
who was in the right here?should No-Eggs learn to step out of his comfort zone and try new things?or should Sam-I-Am have respected his preferences?
>>153803267It's a half rhyme.
>>153804155Both were wrong in some ways. Guy should have tried them and formed an opinion rather than insisting that he didn't like something with literally no experience with said thing. But Sam should have not been so fucking pushy about it. Like, if he doesn't want your fucking green shit, let the man not want it. It's not your responsibility to force him tot try new things, and by trying to force him to try it, it only made him resist harder because of the annoyance.
>>153804155The answer is found at the end of "I Had Trouble In Getting To Solla Sellew". Both of them should have had large bats.
>>153803569meds
>>153803197Why GREEN eggs and ham tho?
>>153810084I'm sure all the lore behind that will be explained in the CGI motion picture adaptation by Sony Pictures coming out next year.
>>153810208They made two seasons, how do you make two seasons out of a short Dr. Seuss story.
>>153806964BAAAAATTER UP!
>>153810797The show was kino, it's just Planes, Trains, and Automobiles for kids.>>153810208The show basically was a movie in everything but format
>>153813749I'd pay to see a theatrical cut in cinemas, shit was movie-quality animation
Bump to see where this goes.
