You’re put in charge of your favorite comic company RIGHT NOW. What do you do?
>>153805270Porn. At such speed and magnitude that they will be drowning in the stuff before they can stop me
>>153805362>>153805270Bump
>>153805270Name the Jew
Embezzle lots of money and then declare bankruptcy. The economy will adjust and swing back pretty soon anyway.
>>153805270I have this in my reaction folder but never get to post it.
>>153805270add as much fanservice as possible
>>153805270Sell the IPs to as many different people as possible and permanently close down
>>153805362>>153807428Put attractive people back into the comic art styles, and try to be punk rock with it.And if people complain, prove them wrong by creating a kick ass story along with the cheesecake.Also put more diverse type of gernes such as fantasy, romance, and history, not just superhero stuff.
> MarvelPay Madhouse to make more of their Marvel anime with the exact same artstyle as the X-Men series or the DeadShot sequence of Gotham Knight.Specifically a Thor series hyper faithfully adapting Disassembled or God Butcher/Bomb from the writer/directors of Blue Eye Samurai + the Evangelion composer. Hemsworth & Bale return to voice but it's not in the Mcu.Also a hyper sexualized Domino series.
> MarvelPunisher series that has Xavier & Dr Strange explicitly confirm to Frank & Maria that the bad memories and her asking for a divorce were false implants of the Hand and cleanse them of it.Maria is working at a abused woman's shelter and witnesses a scorned Husband come and slaughter many of those under her care and she comes around to understand Frank's thinking that some monsters just must be put down.
>>153805270Marvel.Would have a crisis style reboot of the 616. Would give kirkman the nod to do it.Woukd be a year long event. A swan song of the old marvel comics characters. Would hire new and earnest takent yo sit doen and go over a new path firward. A marvel bible for the new 616. Will have a counsel to discuss the most popular with the normies/popukar culture version of the top marketable characters and discuss the new universe.Release only 5 main books with mini series of other characters that have a following or potential to gauge interests.Create a marvel direct edition for comic stores. A marvel anthology book fearuring soiderman, xmen, avengers and a revolving door of new characters and old for the book stores and school book fairs.Create YA versions of marvel characters for the market who will probably never step foot in a comic book store.Collectors editions of popular stories for book stores.Will create a marvel cartoon initiative. Child friendly cartoons starring spiderman and the power pack. Maybe the fantastic four.Teen aimed avengers and college/young adult spiderman.Anime xmen series, dark ghost rider series, darkholde horror action series co starring the entire horror side of marvel, Thor LOTR and Conan inspired adventure mini series.Initiative to create a marvel fanclub for children. The get a marvel anthology comic for kids, free merch, firtnite and roblox virtual money and access to the marvel website. Have a webtoon style comic section with comics written and drawn by up and comers and strenuously vetted fans.
>>153808666I thought Satan had better spelling than this.
>>153809233Satan has fat sausage fingers and a phone keyboard.
> MarvelHire Liam Sharp & Ivan Reis to rotate on Thor, give him back a design close to his 2007 outfit.Really not sure about writer. Mabye Geoff John's because I am so fond of his Aquaman run.Or Greg Rucka (Punisher) or Ron Marz (Witchblade)Some plot ideas.- Redeem Ares & make him a anti-hero again.- Tangibly use the Egyptian Gods again (haven't been seen since 2007, haven't had a major arcs since the early 90s), mabye have them go to war with the Mayan Gods from the Mayan Rule arc of Red Hulk
>>153805362Fpbp, I just want nudity. Give me a panel of Batgirl in the shower with tits or flash WW's panties, that's all I'm asking for.
>>153805270Hardcore pornography
If I was John Comicbook, I'd immediately command the creation of Moon Knight Arkham.
>>153805362Hire this guy
>>153805270>IDW-Soft reboot on Sonic, so that the series actually focuses on him and his core friends. Also give Shadow and Silver their own comics that occasionally tie into the main Sonic book. Also remove Tangle and Whisper.-Buy back the rights to Transformers and make my own story that borrows elements from various media while also not being edgy gorefest tryhard slop. It ends with Rodimus and Windblade hooking up and going on space adventures together.
>>153813584Bump
>>153805270I am?
>>153805362Would solve 90% of DC's problems imo. Would kill Marvel for the better.
>>153805270Crashing the industry with no survivors.
bump
>>153805270I'd fire all the commie larpers and hire skilled writers who actually like comics without being obnoxious about it. You may now kiss my feet
>>153823562And also lots of porn.
>>153807449Why stop there. Name the mudslime, the jeet, the chink.
>>153805270>MarvelRetcon One More Day and EVERYTHING that came after. Make all of it the delusional fever dream of a fent addict as Spider-man is swinging him to a hospital. When the doctors save his life, the druggie decides that horrible trip is the sigm he'a got to turn his life around. He then thanks Spider-man, who goes hom to be with his wife, Mary Jane and their two kids.
Fire all the writers, keep the ones who actually can write, look for new talent, outline all stories for the upcoming ten years, and reboot.
>>153813584Get rid of the tranny transformers shit and you got yourself a deal.
>>153823562You're gonna havw to purge the commies in all of the sections. Editors, HR, catering, all of it.
>MarvelReturn to original numbering and install a Superman style triangle number for casuals to keep track that will reset on every writer run.Lighten up the universe, only Punisher and Wolverine should be deathly serious every month, we don't need 5 years of Hulk vs PTSD, or Spider-Man thinking about committing suicide every month in ASM
>>153823764A glorious conflagration
>DCShamelessly copy mango and launch a Shonen Jump style anthology with the same ruthless cutting of underperforming series. All separate unrelated stories that don't have to be capeshit.
>>153805270Increase sales improve distribution methods
>>153824182A great idea. I would go futher and say, publish the comics in black and white and on cheaper paper, save the higher value paper and color for the tankoban equivalents.
>>153805270start a slush fund to pay hitmen
>>153805270DCSlit Bendis and Tom Taylors necks. Whoever made Tim Drake gay also has to face the guillotine. Let Geoff Johns, Scott Snyder, Neil Gaiman and Frank Miller run the writing, with Johns at the head of things ( i wish Denny O Neil was alive) Get Ethan Van Sciver back YESTERDAYFinance Mignola and whoever made Crooked Man to make a high-budget and truly faithful cinematic universe of the Hellboy-verse. Buy Ghost Machine and keep it running as it is, while working on getting it to TV and Cinemas.Rape the corpse of whoever made Tim Drake a fag.End partnerships with whoever complains about the absence of black comic book character runs. Shut off all the Jews so they can’t make the writers do faggot shit.No more marvel crossovers. Let those faggots drown in their own shit and piss. Sit James Gunn down and have him slapped a few times, thus getting his head back in the game and refilm the Peacemaker season 2 finale and mae it a motherFUCKING CAMEO FEST YEEAAAH YOU READ IT CORRECTLY YOU KEKS I LOVE CAMEOS I LOOOVE EM I FUCKING LOVE THEM And more the Question. Just more.
>>153825952>Whoever made Tim Drake gayMarie JavinsMeghan Fitzmartin
>>153807498You haven't seen anything drawn on this site that would warrant that?
>>153805270Who am I to go against Fisk's advice?
>>153828456But that’s no different than what’s already being done!
>>1538052702000ADMore Dredd movies keep the budget modest and the adaption faithful let them spend a bit more on squibs and real stunts though less green screen shit. Make a Slaine TV show 90s fantasy t.v. style. Clean up the rot from some of the newer writers and try out more thrillies. Maybe a strotium dog mini series.
I would cancel half or most of the books and start heavely pushing softcore porn cheesecake runs of the female characters and all team books would become soft erotica romance fiction
>>153805270Make more Judge Dredd.
