The other day I had just returned home from a friend's birthday party. Staying with my boyfriend and I were two other friends of ours, husband and wife. We were looking for a movie to watch and came across Jurassic Park. Aforementioned wife friend called from the kitchen where she was fixing us some cocktails (since after a party, what do you need more of? More alcohol). "Does anyone remember the cartoon for that, or was that just me?"Turns out we all did. Except the cartoon turns out to have never existed as we looked for more information. We even mostly remembered it the same way. The character of John Hammond was now Dr. Hammond (taking the position of Dr. Wu as the company's head genetic and cloning researcher, who we'll also get to).It was quite thoroughly aimed at children in the veins of cartoon adaptations of stuff like Robocop, Rambo, or Conan the Barbarian (as in, shit that probably really shouldn't have kids' shows). Hammond is an over-the-top manchild with an annoying running joke of being obsessed with ice cream. We all had clear memories of this too. I was the only one who remembered Dr. Henry Wu appearing at all. In my memory he largely was John's personal assistant mixed with Mr. Arnold (played by Samuel L. Jackson in the film). Denis Nedry appeared voiced by Wayne Knight, the only film and cartoon character with the same actor and was depicted as a befuddled clumsy comic relief side villain. Which gets weirder. The game warden Muldoon is also there, but whereas his original depiction had him as a more pragmatic man who thought the whole park was terribly dangerous and a mistake, he comes off as more of a Captain Planet villain presumably for thinking at least the most intelligent predators the company cloned should be destroyed. He's working with Nedry as his sidekick for some reason.Anyone else have such weird specific Mandela effects with cartoons?
>>153813570Take your meds
I thought for sure there was an animated spinoff of the x-files along with a friend of mine. I think we may have just misremembered the comics
>>153813599wasn't there a lone gunmen one?
I thought I remembered Meg buying a Gucci purse in that episode where Stewie becomes addicted to pancakes, but I rewatched it recently and it’s actually a Prada purse??!! Did I wake up in another timeline?
I thought there was a modern Beetle Bailey cartoon series, but the only one I can find is from the 1960s except I can sometimes remember watching it alongside other saturday morning cartoons back in the 90s. No one would rerun something so old with a regular weekend animation block though
>>153813913eh if you lived in bumfuck, nowhere, it's entirely possible back in the day. Living in rural kansas in the 90s we got fucking some clutch cargo bullshit some weekends
>le mambolo effectIt's called misremembering you stupid zoom
>>153813570I have a weird one with this specific golden age Superman story.So what is the secret under Titan-Man's mask that freaks out Lois Lane? I was curious too, so I looked it up, and here's the answer. He's a child. He's a thirteen year old boy on stilts, standing in a cage to give him a big chest, with a childish crush on Lois Lane. And I distinctly remember looking at a comic page of Lois Lane staring into a room and watching him get dressed into the Titan-Man robot, thus revealing his secret.I looked this comic back up a year ago after someone told me that I was wrong. And I found that, somehow, I actually was. The real reason Lois Lane doesn't want to marry Titan-man is because she discovers that he is actually a polygamist! With seven wives. And that because her name is Lois Lane (eight letters) he wants to make her his eighth wife.But if that's the reason, why the fuck does the cover imply that he's hiding something under his mask? It makes no sense, it's not like he has polygamist written on his face. The only explanation I can give for this is that I've literally fallen into another reality.
>>153813610Not animated, but yes
>>153813599There was a simpsons crossover
>>153813599There was men in black which involved characters wearing suits and dealing with aliens. Maybe that’s part of the crossed wire? But definitely no x-files cartoon. Not sure if it would have been any good, but I would have watched the shit out of it.
>>153815374The MIB cartoon was the shit. But yeah, there was the Lone Gunmen spin-off mentioned, but that wasn't a cartoon. If it's just a vague memory of an X-Files animated series though I could totally see mistaking them.
>>153814200Golden Age comics. Because 'fuck you' and 'logic is for homos' are sufficient arguments to write any shit that pops into your head.
>>153815374I'd watch an X-Files cartoon if it stuck to the 'monster-of-the-week' format, since it'd be easier to get away with more fantastical stuff. >>153813570I thought this was a thing. I think maybe around the time it came out there were some dinosaur themed cartoons that came out to kind of scoop up the buzz around the movie? That could easily explain the initial thought, and the brain just fills in the gaps.
>>153813599Maybe one of these?https://youtu.be/s8gZI-xIrHY
Weird I remember the guy with the hat from Jurrasic park animated too. Maybe is some other cartoon and the guy with the hat just looks like him?
>>153813579if they did there would be no mandelafags online
