She's smart enough to use a computer but doesn't know what a stove is?
>>153818872I'm tired of retarded gooner goblins. In fact, I'm tired of retarded goonbait porn in general. Not even a tradcath LARP. Just tired of seeing the same generic template of GIANT TITS AND ASS by hack """artists""". The market is over-saturated.
>>153818872makes sense if the stove doesn't have a keyboard and tooltips
>>153819268>I'm tired of retarded gooner goblins. In fact, I'm tired of retarded goonbait porn in generalAnd im tired of spiteful eunuchs who have a problem with me having a working dick, but here you are.
>>153819459>I want to fuck EVERYTHING in EVERY situationThat's called not having any standards, you gooner faggot.
>>153819589I like Captain Lou
>>153819268It still baited you.
>>153822569Ah, yes. The classic "I was only pretending to be retarded" defense. Gotta love that old chestnut.
>>153818872You can't expect a campfire goblin to know how to use a stove. The room mate was in the wrong here.
>>153818872Integration and job course only talked about computers but not about household.
>>153819268Goblin fatigue
>>153818872>>153819268I'm tired of FEMALE gooner goblins.I want FEMBOY goblins with FAT bottoms.No more ugly male goblins that need to be stabbed with a sword,I want bubble butt femboy goblins to stab with my COCK.
>>153819268yeah I like goblin girls but I feel like 90% of goblin porn looks like this.I cannot get aroused to this, I'm sorry. it's too fucking silly.not judging but its not for me.
>>153824952Woah MAMA what a hottie.
>>153818872
>>153819268Hide the thread and move on. No one would miss you.
>>153824840Sauce?
>>153819268Seeing posts like this genuinely makes me smile and reminds me that the huge number of people consuming this content and creating it are a monkey brain IQ bunch of incel types that feel like a species removed from you and me, unironically thank you anon.>>153819459People who actually have sex with a real woman no longer act like you do. Sex is what is good, this shit is not that and is embarrassing.
>>153827087Why are you here bitching instead of the numerous other porn threads you fucking loser.
>>153818872That’s just Gen Z
>>153818872>>153819933I honestly think she's cute
>>153826994You don't buy goblin slave waifus because you fear female rejection.You buy them because the size difference means you automatically have a monster cock to them, regardless of your own dick size.
>>153827222She's a craven savage.
>>153819268fpbp, true goblin lovers have been starving because of this lazy goonerbait
>>153827540>true goblin lovers have been starvingHow can you say that when there is no example of what true goblin lovers like?
>>153827087>People who actually have sex with a real woman no longer act like you doReally their dicks quit working and they become physically incapable of sexuality?
>>153827414I'd let her jump up and grab my collar like that
>>153824952What silly about wanting to fuck a race of horny green shortstacks?
>>153827628wdym? It's just a case of making them properly look like goblins and not just making them look like a squat blow up doll.
>>153827628
>>153824840>>153827043tales of androgyny. mostly futa on femboy video game.https://majalis.itch.io/tales-of-androgyny
>>153827628it won't let me post until I type something.
>>153827628I'm partial to this one. I think it's the hat.
>>153827794>futaShemale, the distinction matter to some people.
>>153827628I really like this guy's goblins. They're very gobliny, but when they do have big boobs they're not horrible beach ball tits. They're still very in-proportion with the rest of her body.
>>153827628This one's really good, too.
>>153827628This is the last one I have that i can safely post on a blue board, but I think I've made my point.
>>153827540Come on, don't do that. There's nothing wrong with the shortstack phenotype, lanky gremlin phenotypes still exist and at the end of the day we are all goblinfuckers here. We shouldn't fight.
She probably smells.
>>153828547>>153827929>>153819933Delicious Green Toes.
>>153819268I don't give a fuck what you think and firmly believe you should kill yourself
>>153830162>I don't give a fuck what you thinkYou gave enough of a fuck to respond to him>and firmly believe you should kill yourselflol, you first, you degenerate.
>>153827761>>153827811Goblins are best when they are chaotic little shit disturbers.
>>153818872Ewww, disgusting, gross, awful, repugnant. I hate electric stoves.
>>153830435It's true, gas stoves are superior.
>>153828109>Gobula
>>153830634It would be super cute if it weren't InCase-based AI slop.
>>153830505Induction > gas > restThis applies for 99% of westoids. However, if you can afford silver cookware (you cannot), then:Gas > induction > rest
>>153827540We actually just ignore the gooner part and take it while rereading books like the Goblins or select part from other fantasy novels...Wait are you a fake Goblin Lover? Who goes on the internet and lies about that?
>>153828547After she starts showering regularly, it's the southern winds you need to worry about
>>153819268You made a lot of AGP porn addicts upset with your post.
>>153819589Reminder that trannies like this hate attractive characters because getting an erection causes extreme pain due to having mangled penises
>>153818872Hold up, when did the new gobbo get introduced?Where can I catch up without having to deal with twitter's retarded UI?
>>153824840Can you be even more of a faggot
Would you?>I would
>>153835060
>>153834183That's her first appearance
I wish Goblins looked more monster-y, and less human.They're just green women with big ears MAYBE a pointy nose, the pointy nose should be mandatory.
>>153835091No nose but slits is also acceptable... She's cute...
>>153818872What office teaches secretaries how to use a stove?
>>153827636Don't act like you know what sex is like looking at this retarded shit, fat, stinky, brown faggot.
>>153819933Pantyhose clad feet on my face
>>153836210Lot of projecting and assuming coming out of you there
>>153830260>Erm, you le repliedAnd you are le transitioning.
>>153827628True goblins are Tolkien goblins.
>>153819268Gooners have nothing else in their lives. They're lower than junkies because at least junkies regularly get high socially and bang their crack hoes.
>>153835483nose ring, ew. otherwise, cute.
>>153824840They keep adding selkie fucking hiro but not selkie getting fucked. Disappointing desu.
>>153833555What you're responding to is literally them being upset over avoidable porn. They even added the grumpy game wop to their post.
>>153824840why are you gay?
>>153827761All I want is for artists to draw the big noses
>>153822794It's the classic 'I interact with the things I dislike because the thing I like is not liking things' otherwise detractors would be making their own threads, or even making said content they want to enjoy. But no, they latch to the echoing word in fad 'goonbait' and go around as a mindless cacophony into holes they suposedly don't want to be in. The other worthless side of the goonbait coin.
>>153827929Fem anons, is it really that difficult?
>>153840871You'll just end up making jew jokes about them
>>153840900Have you ever tried hooking a bungie cord around something where you can't see it? It's kinda like that, but it's behind you, your arms are backwards, and you're doing 4 or 5 cords at once. If you're not a retard and your tits aren't MASSIVE, then you can just put it on 'backwards' and hook it in front of you, then spin it around, put for boobs in the cups, then loop the straps over your shoulders.
>>153835060>>153835067>>153835091Thank you, Youtuber Possum Reviews.
>>153819268
>>153838637Tolkien goblins are based on the Svartálfar or Norse mythology.
>>153819268>>153833555What is AGP?
>>153843963Luv me Tani, simple as.
>>153844080'AutoGynoPhilia', it's a fake buzzword term used by troons to groom you into thinking you're a troon. In short, they try to convince you that you're attracted to the idea of a female or feminized version of yourself and that you should make that a personal goal to achieve.
>>153819268>In fact, I'm tired of retarded goonbait porn in generalIf the OP image offends, it might be wise for you to avoid 4chan in general.
>>153819268>>153819589What if I acknowledge that it sucks, but I still want to goon to it? What then, you pretentious hack?
>>153845294Then you're still lower than a junkie.
goblin feet
>>153846635She's cute!
>>153845294>>153819268>>153819589These are incredible Don Bluth-style drawings.
>>153818872Goblins you say?
>>153844610I thought it was a fake buzzword term used by antitroons to explain away motivations for trooning out as mere sexual deviancy gone too far.
>>153850044They're by kosperry.He has a few others like it, including Don Bluth style animal characters of sitcoms like Columbo and Seinfeld.
>>153850733Need a coomblin version of this.
>>153824840>I want [female body but with a dick and no boobs]This "fetish" really kicked off after America became minority white...
>>153846635Needs a kiseru instead of a cig.
>>153830505Gas stoves give kids asthma. It's literally 3rd world tier.
If it aint WoW goblinnas, I don't care.
>>153854473Do they ever address this in later comics?
>>153855187Address what exactly?
>>153855293THE BUDGET FOR THE THIRD QUARTER!
>>153855339I bet she got it in time.
>>153854473I'll admit the 'fantasy races doing modern human things' is something I really like to see, it's pretty funny.
>>153819268Why would you complain about oversaturation of a market you're interested in buying in? It's clear you're not actually in THIS specific market, so I'm not sure why, of all things, you're pretending to be in thIS very specific "fat goblin shortstack" market. It's pr0n dude, who gives a shit?
>>153837979>"Ehm, no, you can't use that rebuttal against me, even though I can use it whenever I want to, however many times I want to!"Cope and seethe some more, you little faggot, and also dilate your amhole as well.
>>153819268FPBP
I’ll be home in a few hours, pls send goblin requests
so it's okay to steal everything from japan while condeming japan 24/7interesting
>>153818872Trying to revive the art of the flip-take, I see.
>>153819268>>153819589>>153827087Why do you feel like you are in any way morally and intellectually superior to others based on something as silly as this? Men liking pretty women is natural.Yeah the whole overly curvaceous goblin shortstack might be a bit saturated at this point, but people like tits and ass and short women are cute, so it makes sense to combine it all together.
>>153850755You are correct sir!
>>153859897Yeah, except the problem is these goblins aren't "curvaceous." They're horribly deformed hypersexualized caricatures with insane, impossible body proportions. It's some Violet Beauregarde blueberry transformation fetish horseshit and it's been oversaturated to the point that it's starting to breed contempt.
>>153860079Goblins are usually portrayed as short and with different proportions than humans (larger heads, smaller torso, big eyes, big pointy ears, etc.). Making a goblin with proportions too similar to humans would looks strange at this point
>>153827812Newhalf, get on with the terms unc.
>>153858632goblin seller, I'm going to battle and I need your strongest and smelliest goblins.
>>153858632requesting the girls from Gabital having fun on the beach
For me, it's Alky
>>153861135???
>>153858632Requesting Kersha from Monster Lands wearing a raisins uniform
>>153862602>Goth IHOP, Tomboy Outback, Raisinsfeels like Gobs should have their own place
>>153858632Intimate ear massaging.
>>153861121>ywn have a goblin alchemist companion who tests her shrinking brews on you first.PAIN, also such a bummer I haven't seen more stuff from this guy in recent years Alky is so cute.
>>153862661McGobnaldsGoblin BellGoblin HuttGoblin Barrel
>>153862661>>153864467They just work where the tips are the best.
>>153864467>Goblin BellThe Baja Blast is just Goblin sweat
>>153861135Care to explain?
>>153864707>Me 10 seconds after I find out they sell Goblin girl sweat
>>153864813HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>153859897>dumb fucking coomer misses the point entirely It's not about goblins. It's about the fact thete is a plague of retarded goonbait that might as well be a palette swap of GIANT ASS AND TITS.>I wanna look at r34 of a character like Gwen Ten or Asuka who are flat as a door.>"YOU WANTED GIANT TITS AND ASS">I wanna look at r34 of a character with slight curves like Miranda from Mass Effect >"YOU WANTED GIANT TITS AND ASS">I wanna look at r34 of goblins...There is nothing for me to be morally superior about but I guess you've had this conversation enough times to where you automatically assume this. It's about hack artists that have no style, no substance, nothing from a creative side or even a sexually stimulating side with this shit. It's boring. It's Rage Comics level of repetitive. >inb4 you lie and say your sexually fineNo. You're the lowest common denominator this shit appeals to. Reminds me of how deer and pheasants chose the artificial decoy over the real thing. You are an animal and below me not morally, but intellectually.
>>153864859Aah I get it now!You're an 'on-model' type of faggot who has no idea how to use the search feature or how to use different tags to get exactly what you actually want, so you just blame everyone else for not drawing what you personally want out of them.And I can bet you will never pick up a pencil, or pay an artist, or try making a prompt to get what you want personally and instead rage out in the open that people have different tastes then you.The shortstacks goblins are here to stay, but please, continue having a meltdown over art so more people will draw it out of spite.Because we all know you'll never do anything about it but complain and moan.
>>153864467McGobnalds is the best for a direct and obvious pun, but it'd have to be like the fun McDonald's. Goblin Bell is a good second pun, but feels a bit limiting in some ways. Goblin Hutt is nice but the pun itself doesn't do well in text form, with Goblin Barrel having the same issue; they would probably look okay in a drawing, but Goblin Barrel probably has a much more complicated logo change. No sure which one would work best desu.
>>153865414Once again, this dipshit coombrain has premade arguments in his head. What part of "overused" do you not understand, brown? Hold on, lemme just filter this shit on 4chan. Oh wait. Can't. On-model? I give no fucks so long as it's something that has some sense of creativity and sexual stimulation.Case in point: explain to me what exactly is sexually stimulating about your picture besides GIANT TITS AND ASS? Why would a goblinwhere jungle explorer outfits telling you to be sneaky?The actualy answer you don't want to hear: because you're an infantilized, stunted child that needs childish retardation to get off. Right down to needing proportions only a child would find attractive. This is what as known as "goonbait". Where the situation makes no sense and has no real stimulation beside "THE JOKE IS SEX! GET IT?!" >pay someone for pornIf you have done this you are no different than a meth head saying they sucked dick and ate shit for a hit. Subhuman.
>>153865787goblin wear*
>>153864859hey anon.you can just say you're a pedo.that's why you want to look at small women with no secondary sexual characteristics right?like a child?THATS why every porn artists draws women with huge tits and ass, to dodge the accusations
>>153854473OL outfit does her SO well.wife her right nooooow!
>>153865930Joblins are underrated.
>>153861011I did one. If I do the others later they’ll be quick sketches. Sorry if it wasn’t a complete beach scene but I don’t have access to my body refs right now.
>>153865736Five GobsTexan Goblin houseGobbysWhat a GoblinGreen CastleKrispy GreenStargrotsGoblin ExpressGFCGrot in the boxCasa Gobinta Dakka House SubsCaptain G'sLong Gobs Green'sPlanet GoblinwoodEmerald TuesdayOlive skin Gardens
>>153864467Goblin King
>>153866057OR here awesome work, it's fine you didn't do the whole beach scenenice to see the new girl get some love
>>153861135How did the Japanese invent goblins?
>>153866151>supposed to be a play on Burger King>Thinks of the Goblin King from Labyrinth firstgreat all I can hear now is Dance Magic Dancehttps://youtu.be/j6NqnYYmSVE
>>153861135I didn't know Frank Zappa was Japanesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGX-C6-q10g
>>153866057cute tushthe Goblin girls from Gabital really aren't modest when it comes to how little they wear
>>153864859Dude calm the fuck down, geez. I didn't say anything aggressive towards you, I'm just saying that it is completely understandable why people like it.You may not, and that's fine, I think it is sometimes exaggerated and it is getting a bit overdone at this point too, but I don't go making a huge deal out of it.I'm not saying anything about you or my own sexuality, just that it is common for men to like such things, at least the type that dwell here on this site, or most nerds in general. Most normalfags won't even waste their time looking at this kind of stuff to begin with.
>>153866108>Casa Gobintanow I'm picturing Cartman wearing green face making a movie called Dances with Goblins
Power Gob.
>>153859897They hate you because you tell the truth
>>153865787nta but boy, that's a lot of words just to let everyone know you're a sterling example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
>>153866731>nta>"haha i know a snarky reddit quip for psychology! >:)"I accept you concession, samefag.
>>153866151Burger Goblin is better
whats a type of goblin that doesn't exist yet
>>153867532Operator Goblin.
>>153865414...does this goblin have no feet?
>>153866887>Everyone who doesn't agree with me is just the same person!Original anon who you responded too here, you're a retard AND a faggot, an impressive combination.
>>153869317This bitch is like 50% ears.
>>153869540bro, this is a blue board! you cant say stuff like that!
>>153818872This is what women are like though when they pretend they cant use the TV remote
>tfw no goblin pinball table
>>153824952Why is her face built like Meowth's?
>>153819268If this is porn to you, you are a prude who should fuck off to some other website. You ain't cut out for 4chan. Hell, probably not even cut out for Reddit. Stick to Facebook, and we'll all be happy.
>>153870509You are a gooner. See above.>>153838675
>>153870268I recognize that pixel art.
>>153864467>>153866108>>153866151>>153866982So what should the Goblin fast food parody name be? The Goths and Tomboys can't have all the fun after all.
>>153864859As an appreciator of well drawn BBW shortstacks, I appreciate someone who also doesn't want every artist to go pic related:
>>153870793You sound like an autistic retard. Are you really going onto a random board to bitch about people enjoying a niche thing?
>>153870437What do her Sneakers smell like??
>>153864467>>153866151>>153866982>>153871377Made a Straw pollhttps://strawpoll.com/7rnzV2zNYnO
>>153871588The fuck do you mean, "random?" These goblin gooner threads show up on /co/ all the time. Some nozzle keeps trying to start them on /v/, too, but /v/ actually has moderation so they tend not to last very long.
>>153872719>/v/ actually has moderationNow THAT is a rather hilarious joke.
>>153827718Im tired of the "short race is hyper breeders" tropeThis is how we ended up with gay femboy rats
>>153873487>Im tired of the "short race is hyper breeders" tropeI'm not.
>>153873487correlation causation.they're short BECAUSE they overbreed, and being small means you use less resources, and take less time to grow quick.you know, like with rabbits and rats and gypsys in real life.
>>153872719It’s pretty self explanatory, you are going on a random board (you mention frequenting /v/ but yet you’re in /co/) just to bitch about a thread about shortstack goblins. Get some fucking help mate! Go outside, touch grass, maybe meet some new people.
>>153873524
>>153861011Drew the one with curly hair
Would you step into a all female goblin campsite with no provisions?
>>153859897>Men liking pretty womenwhat does that have to do with those ugly creatures in OP's image
>>153864813I assume a medieval fantasy equivalent of this would be a goblin using a tiny bag of holding to siphon absurd amounts of ale or food from an open tap or something.
>>153874291Love goblin women with big hair to match their big ears. Cute gob there DrawFug.
>>153838637>muh Tolkien invented fantasy kill yourself
>>153861011not bikini or beach related but wanted to draw one more gobbo
>>153866887Facts don't care about your feelings, dipshit>>153869097It is fascinating to see, isn't it?
>>153874843Noice.
oh i get it they're fantasy latin women or something
>>153876087They more sophisticated than most brown women.
>>153874843She's missing a kidney
>>153862602>>153862661I like a more obscure goblin, thanks anon. Delibbering
