Post South Park hot takes here
>>153819461Classic Wendy > Modern WendyI miss when Wendy was as immature and unhinged as the boys. Her character peaked in the first few seasons especially when she was voiced by Mary Kay Bergman
>>153819562They were always gay
>>153819461PC Principal is a shitty character. Every time he is on screen, it just makes me miss Principal Victoria. Cartman should have gotten his revenge against him by now.
>>153819461I like the whole show. It gets worse with time but not significantly worse.
>>153819461They should have kept Reality around as a recurring character. They could have had him dump on more celebrities as well as politicians
>>153819461This show was bad the second Season 5 started.
>>153819461Seasons 1-3 Cartman >>>> Sociopathic Cartman>>153819680This
>>153819562>as immature and unhinged as the boys.Most of the girls are like this now. Except for Red.
This now just a boomer show for two old men to complain about "thing that annoys them" that week.
>>153819602Cartman is neutered. He can't do shit to anyone
>>153819711I'll take both over modern Cartman. He's a complete joke. Arguably a bigger punching bag than Butters.But yeah, he was funnier when his worst offense was just being a spoiled brat
The show is funnier than it's ever been
>>153819461Season 20 sucks but Gerald Broflovski secretly being a menace to society was interesting. So was the whole internet trolls thing as well as Cartman having a girlfriend and seeing a vagina for the first time.
>>153819649They would unironically hate Reality in the modern seasons
>>153819461I think the show has been steadily improving since 2019, Some of the Paramount specials like Panderverse, Not Suitable for Children and The End of Obesity were kino and rank amongst the best of the series. Season 27/28 was also pretty funny, just wish it didn't have the " & Donald J.Trump " lock on cart on at all times. Maybe it's copium or delusion, but I am earnestly hopeful that Season 29 will be a true return to form.
>>153819926>Shows an entire stadium full of little boy's dicks>Can't show a little girl's pussyHacks
>>153819976>Season 29 will be a true return to form.They publicly admitted Trump is the new Tegridy, as they'll double down just to piss people off
>>153819461South Park was woke from season 1 with Big Gay Al and the whole 'we gotta learn to accept people' shit they did while specifying Christians and Conservatives are the problem
>>153820002I mean, Matt and Trey seem to have developed a nostagla boner for classic era South Park in the past few years. Their Trump homage was a long ( although grating ) Saddam and BLU homage. I get the impression they also got sick of mocking Trump and only kept going because they had already focused so much of the season on him, that they kinda had to keep going because of "muh serizalation bro". The South Park Sucks Now episode seems like an admission of that. It's annoying because there was so much potential and honestly great ideas in season 27 and 28 that get pushed aside for Trump Saddam hijinks.
>>153819926The whole Heiman ship would have been more kink if Cartman had his personality from the first three seasons of South Park and Heidi had her assholish personality from season 9 instead of making her a female Pip. They could have messed with people they don’t like together and have fun stirring up trouble. Trump winning the 2016 election was the worst thing to happen to the Heidi arc. They used their relationship as an allegory for Trump and his supporters and then shafted Heidi afterwards.
>>153820282>kink*kino
>>153820211>they also got sick of mocking Trump and only kept going because they had already focused so much of the season on him>The South Park Sucks Now episode seems like an admission of that.They literally admit they're gonna keep roasting Trump just because it pisses people off.https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/south-park-trump-mock-white-house-pushback-1236602987/Also, they seemed really excited to tell Jimmy Kimmel about how they made fun of Trump.
>>153819926>>153820282When I first watched season 20, I thought they were gonna make Cartman stuck in a polyamorous relationship where he has to choose to be with either Heidi or Kyle. That would have been a funnier arc instead of what we got in season 21.
>>153820378Oh, oh no.
>>153820282>>153820299Personally, I want Red and Butters to get that treatment of being a boy/girl troublemaking duo. But knowing them, he'll likely either forget about it or make it worse
Randy Marsh should have been homeless instead of Cartman. The post-Covid special should have ended with a drunk and homeless Randy flipping off Stan.Cartman's too smart to be homeless. They could have had him be a used car salesman or at least work as a busboy at a fast-food joint.
>>153820436It hurt me to see it too, dude.
>>153820570So like this?
>der drumpfenparken
>>153820570>>153820600Sorry, forgot the image
>>153820622>account based in India
>>153820625saved
>>153820570>>153820625Definitely this. Randy deserves this fate for causing the pandemic.
>>153819461kenny is the cutest and deserves more episodes centered around him
>>153820625My headcanon is that Cartman is pretending to homeless for attention. Or it's a ploy to launch the Coon as superhero again.
>>153820767I'll go a step further and say Kenny should replace Butters as Cartman's partner.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/153175236/#153175236
>>153820828Kenny, Butters and Cartman should be a trio
>>153820741It's because of their constant boner for Randy around that time.>>153820792You keep believing that...
>>153820859You're basically asking for Butters to get double teamed
>>153820880Can a nigga believe?
>>153819461Sermon' on the Mount was a fantastic episode and it sucks that Matt and Trey have deterred from that with, you know who.
>>153821024Yeah, you can believe
>>153820859Buttersfags really need to shut the fuck up and understand their fav is a distant fifth at best
>>153819461I like Lu Kim better as a Chinese guy instead of a White guy pretending to be Chinese
>>153821306True (I'm a Buttersfag)
>>153820767Kenny is my favorite character but I don't really agree. Kenny works because he can be the other guy. If he consistently had episodes as the hero the gag wouldn't work. It's good just to know he's there.
>>153821504Who said he needs to be a hero? He can be a shithead like the rest of them.
>>153821544Hero as in the protagonist of the episode
>>153821676Ok, how about he always gets at least one episode and at least one death per season?
>>153820282Trump winning the 2016 election robbed us of having moments like in picrel.>Inb4 Cartman is too evil and abusiveCartman was actually being good to Heidi but then his dumbass listened to Butters’ advice on girls. You could say he was being manipulative even before having his mind influenced by Butters, but it seemed like Cartman was scared of losing Heidi which is why he took her with him all the way to SpaceX.Also, what would have helped their relationship is Heidi being like Wendy and treating Cartman like a narcissist now and then instead of a human being. That would have kept his behavior in check. Even though I find Yentl to be a bland and uninteresting character, what I liked about the post-Covid special is that it proved that Cartman was capable of being in a loving relationship.
>>153821778kek Cartmanfags continue to cope about the Heidi fumble will never not be funny
>>153821778Heidi is stuck as a background character so unfortunately we may never see her as a recurring character with lines again.
>>153821778The fact that Butters swayed his opinion that quickly has me think it was performative and he was bullshitting from the start.
>>153821930Because Matt and Trey are lazy fucks
>>153821778Cartman’s relationship with Yentl in the post-COVID special to me seemed like a ploy to mess with Kyle.
>>153822122It was genuine, dude
>>153821778Even if Butters didn’t sway Cartman’s opinion about Heidi, the relationship would have flamed out eventually. I think it would have just been less toxic than it actually was. It would have been nice to see Heidi in the post-COVID special but she got shafted.>>153822122It was in Kyle’s mind>>153822280This
>>153822535See, you get me. Heiman was doomed from the start.We got weight gain art from it, so not all bad
>>153819461What made the early seasons so good and charming was that most episodes genuinely felt like the kind of exaggerated crazy stories and pretend-plays kids this age come up with on the playground. I know me and my friends certainly did. The quality dropped as soon as the show became more interested in social commentary than a group of kids having absurd, non politically correct adventures
Seasons 1-4 are the best. Cartman's early voice is the best. The kids weren't criminal masterminds or (overly) preachy mouthpieces, they were just assholes mostly.
>>153823107>>153823110Pretty much this. I’ll take Mr. Hat jokes over jokes about Trump’s tiny penis any day of the week.
>>153821830>t. Kyle
>>153819461Randy's rivalry with Batdad was one of the most peak South Park moments
>>153823107>>153823110>>153823230The anon who says South Park was better when it was about kids being assholes was spot on. Nowadays, it's only Butters and Cartman
>>153819461Matt and Trey stopped giving a shit after the "You're Getting Old" episode from season 15
>>153819602PC Principal was fun to laugh at for a few seasons but now it's time to get rid of him.>>153819781This is true unfortunately. Butters is more likely to do something that will screw over PC Principal than Cartman.
>>153824313Yeah, PC Principal being Christian is a horrible justification to keep him around. Dogshit characterAnd Cartman is consistently more pathetic than he used to be. If he tried getting revenge on PC Principal, it would've backfired. And let's not forget stuff like apologizing to Kathleen Kennedy or saying Cupid Ye spreading his nazi message is too far. Cartman is castrated.
>>153821778Heiman (Cartman x Heidi) is like the hetero version of Cartters (Cartman x Butters)Candy (Cartman x Wendy) is like the hetero version of Kyman (Cartman x Kyle)As it relates to Heiman, they should have had it flame out after the White People Renovating Houses episode instead of dragging out for the entirety of season 21. I want to watch South Park and not some dumb teen drama show with Cartman acting like an incel.
>>153824621>they should have had it flame out after the White People Renovating Houses episode instead of dragging out for the entirety of season 21This is a problem South Park has where they cannot let a joke just die. They have to run it into the ground
>>153819461Sociopathic Cartman from the middle seasons had its entertaining moments but old school Cartman from the first few seasons was peak CartmanI'll also take both of them over modern Cartman any day of the week
>>153824313>>153824416The thing is, people have been satirizing the shit out of SJWs long before PC Principal was a thing, the joke was old before it even got to South Park. We all know the progressives are massive, MASSIVE fucking hypocrites already.
>>153824897And then every other kid became so much more moral just to highlight Cartman's sociopathy
>>153819461The show's quality died when Chef did, and it has been shit ever since.
first three seasons should be deleted
>>153824313>>153824416 >>153824928 Him turning Christian is the best fucking joke to date, because he didn't changed a single thing, puritan christians and SJW are two faces of the same coin
>>153825133Matt, shouldn't you be gargling Jimmy Kimmel's balls alongside Trey?
I want another Kenny episode that's about him and his siblings
>>153825246Kino idea
>>153819461Matt and Trey like to do things from time to time that will piss fans offThey talked about erasing the first three seasons when deep down they know fans have a lot of love and nostalgia for that eraI think they like to keep Heidi as a background character just to piss fans off. Not that I found Heidi to be the most interesting character or anything (I like the Mary Kay Bergman female characters the most) but I thought she had potentialIt wouldn't surprise me if they do more Trump stuff while at the same time bringing back Tegridy Farms all in one season. That will surely ruffle some feathers
>>153825497They're gonna do more Trump stuff, brohttps://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/south-park-creators-reveal-new-escalation-in-war-on-trump/
>>153825156Do you work for South Park studios, by any chance?
>>153819461I want an episode where Cartman is back to his old self from past seasons. He is warning the others about Indians multiplying on earth and taking over the internet. South Park just isn't the same anymore without Cartman being Cartman
>>153825921That’s too based for modern South Park
>>153825921>>153825997This would never happen. They'd make Cartman a delusional racist like always
>>153825921Many nu gen fans are easily offended by Cartman's existence which is why they neutered him
>>153819461Since more Trump episodes are inevitable, I'd like a love triangle one where Trump and Saddam compete against each other for Satan's love
>>153826378This but with Trump and JD Vance fighting over Satan instead
>>153819461Bring back Trent Boyett
>>153825246Yes. Another Kenny episode would be great. More Craig and Tweek would be nice too
>>153819461All he wanted was to enjoy his pee
>>153826955He got what he deserved
>>153819461More scenes with the boys hanging out at the bus stop in future episodes please.
>>153820282>>153821778>>153824621There’s a Heiman fanfic on the Archive of Our Own website called “An Alternate Conclusion to Serialization”I prefer it over the toxic relationship slop we got in season 21
>>153827216Part of me wishes they'd do away with sociopath Cartman and make him like one of the guys again.
>>153827074A million times this
>>153827470Same.
>>153827564I want a "Stewie Kills Lois" where they put aside the whole "Cartman's a heckin sociopath!" And make him like the other kids already.Well, either that or make everyone an asshole so Cartman doesn't stand out
>>153826955Mario character reject
>>153827074I want South Park to be more about the boys again and less about Randy Marsh
>>153828012>Ruins your show
>>153828057Randy sucks as a main character but was good as a side character
>>153828012>>153828057>>153828104Randy literally only had one episode
>>153825497It would be funny if Matt and Trey make more gay Cartman and Kyle moments just to piss off all the shippers that hate Kyman
>>153828057Trump was more of a main character in the recent seasons than Randy was
>>153828223Matt and Trey don't give two shits about shipping, and neither do most of the fans outside of teenage girls on twitter.
>>153828057He used to be my favorite character before tegridy.
>>153828285And they're adamant on keeping him in the show
>>153828223>>153828329Trey and Matt made a crackship canon, they definitely care.But they won't do it. They have higher priorities
>>153828686Are you talking about Tweek and Craig. They did it because they saw so much art of them online and thought it would be funny. They don't care about it in the sams way you do.
>>153828285Trump is basically the new Cartman while Cartman has been neuteredTrump also had a toxic relationship of his own with Satan
>>153828999They made them a legit couple, even in Post Covid.Also, there's the whole official Oastor Craig/Imp Tweek art..
>>153819461>Post South Park hot takes here"Scott Tenorman Must Die" is a classic and hilarious episode but it was ultimately a mistake as it escalated Cartman's character and indeed the show's overall edginess too far and they've spent the past almost quarter century chasing that high with ever diminishing results
>>153829421Even worse, they have spent the past decade making Cartman more and more castrated
>>153819926>>153820282>>153827216>>153827470>>153827564>>153827590yeah Heiman should have been the show using the pairing to "reset" Cartman back to being a more normal kid, especially if they just kept it as a recurring thing like how Stan/Wendy is a persistent thing unless an episode needs them to not be together>>153820439true Red/Butters would also be nice to see become a permanent pairinghmm so for this hypothetical we'd have Stan/Wendy, Cartman/Heidi, Butters/Red, and Craig/Tweek, wonder who we could pair off the rest of the major boys with?>>153823107true, probably why Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole are the best things Modern South Park has done
>>153819461I’d like a new South Park game with Lu Kim fighting the Mongolians
>>153823695>>153829925Yes! I’ll take the City Wok guy vs Mongolians game and a Randy Marsh vs Batdad game.
>>153829925“Ghost of Shitty Wok”
>>153829563Kyle with Rebecca Cotswold and Kenny with Kelly. Rebecca is from the Hooked on Monkey Fonics episode and Kelly was Kenny’s first girlfriend from the Rainforest Shmainforest episode. They’re old characters but bring them back anyways. South Park could use more South Park girls. I would have said bring back Tammy Warner but then I remember she gave Kenny syphilis that one time.
>>153830417Also Clyde with Bebe and Token with Nichole.
>Garrison and Richard DawkinsThey changed the world together in one scenario
>>153830609I want them to make a new version of this image where it’s Netanyahu sitting comfortably on his chair and Trump is laying on the rug as his bitch wearing a dress and high heels
>>153819562The moment wendy got hit with the lisa simpson ray she was ruined>>153820042yeah it was pretty preachy for its time but it still didn't pull punches when it was time to not be woke and attack whatever group they were going after
>>153820570To be fair, alcohol has ruined many a smart and manipulative man
>>153819461The creators should've passed the throne long ago to a completely new young team to avoid boomer rot of personal views keeping them from being funny
>>153819649Iconic character gone after only one episode. Kinda like Frank Grimes.
>>153831417I refuse to believe he’s gone. One cannot simply get rid of Reality. Reality is inevitable.
>>153819461Even if it was just a dream, I dug skinny Cartman from the End of Obesity specialI want to see more of him in the future
>>153830417>>153830575not bad suggestions, any thoughts for Timmy and Jimmy?
>>153825156I get that but the jokes are honestly just boring.>"you maaaaad?!"No you fat fucking retard I don't even live in that shithole. I genuinely do not care about that pedo faggot, the jokes are just even more lame than he is. I'm tired of these nigger trump orbiters tanking their own shows because they can't stop jerking off to revenge fantasies, then turn around and cry when you make fun of them for it. Like yeah I'm fucking mad you nigger, there's a million people you could roast instead and you keep focusing on the most boring one.
>>153831984Jimmy had a girlfriend named Nancy in the “Up the Down Steroid” episode so her for Jimmy.There was also a disabled girl who appeared in that episode named Francis so Timmy can have her.
>>153831761It’s just so weird seeing him be skinny
I’d like to see an Epstein Island episode in South Park
More Jimmy and Timmy episodes would be nice
>>153819461It didn't "damage society" as bad as Family Guy.
>>153829563Yeah, sociopath Cartman is boring now
>>153830609Garrison is kinda thicc
>>153829563I want Red/Butters to at least be platonic>B-but she used-Ok, so has the rest of the main four, especially Cartman, but people still ship him with them
>>153831113Like their kkds?
>>153833379It would have to be someone who isn't potentially controlled by the creators so def not their kids
>>153831066Trvke. The kids started behaving like either strawmen or Lisa Simpsons, with Wendy being the worst offender.We needs the kids being assholes again
>>153831761>>153832436He's cute
>>153833384Ok, someone else's kids, them
>>153832136Yay! Everyone has a pair!
>>153830705They don't have the balls to do that
>>153833340The only people who think this are redditors and Tumblrites
>>153819461random thought, Kyman would be incredibly hot if you turned one of them into a girl*this admittedly would apply to any of the Yaoi ships(or if one did it to the guy in any of the straight ships or turned both members of a Yaoi ship into girls to make it a Yuri ship) but it feels especially so for Kyman*preferably Kyle, I think there'd be a lot more mileage out of the humor from Kyle being the girl in the relationship than Cartman
>>153834366That feels like Cartman/Wendy but better
No episodes about Biden. No episodes about Harris. Everything about them got successfully memory holed.
>>153834530https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/south-park-trump-mock-white-house-pushback-1236602987/https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/trey-parker-south-park-scarier-trump-military-1236603652/https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/south-park-creators-reveal-new-escalation-in-war-on-trump/https://www.avclub.com/south-park-trey-parker-matt-stone-trump-season-spite
>>153834530>No episodes about Biden. No episodes about Harris. Everything about them got successfully memory holed.probably because Biden was kind of boring as a president, not really much to mock aside from his gradual decline in physical and mental facilities towards the end of his term and even that is more sad than funnyHarris meanwhile was a complete nothingburger of a vice president, there's a reason pretty much no one could really muster up anything more than mild apathy when she became the candidate for president
>>153834655You could've still made fun of Biden, bro
>>153834530>>153834655I could see an episode about him wandering off and ending up in South Park, and through high-jinks the boys have to get him back to the White House while dodging the feds because they think the boys kidnapped him, playing out like a sort of ET spoof.
>>153834603Ah yes, 4 news articles that say nothing about Biden or Harris.
>>153819736The teenager episode really convinced me of that, never expected SP to make jokes that stale.
>>153819736>>153834711Something something used to be with it but then they changed what "it" was
>>153834703I know. The point was hightlighting their terminal TDS
>>153832736They recently used Mar-a-Lago to reference Epstein Island as well as Fantasy Island
>>153835184And Satan's butt baby hung itself like Epstein
>>153835260I apologize they are still the most culturally relevant flash animation
Trumpfags will never stop seething about SP making fun of Trump and not Biden, huh?
>>153835368South Park will never stop seething about Trump.They should all get married.
>>153819461randy is only good as the straight man
>>153835284It was a shitty finale
>>153835592For Satan's butt baby, he had it coming
>>153835606Yeah, but if they hadn't wasted so much time with this plot, it wouldn't have been that lame
>>153835556I'll go a step further and say that him and Sharon were funnier when both of them could be crazy
>>153826378>>153826488>>153827018>>153827886>>153830609KEK
>>153819461They should make an episode about the gambling rings going on in sports.
>>153836221That or an episode about the Mike Vrabel and Diana Russini scandal.
>>153836221>>153836641Can any of it be tied to Trump in any way?
>>153836656The gambling ring thing in sports can definitely be tied to him. There have been federal investigations into illegal sports betting. Some people in the media believe Trump was politically motivated in having the FBI crack down on illegal sports betting. FBI director Kash Patel denied that he was.As for the Vrabel-Russini scandal, something like that would hardly have anything to do with Trump. If anything, Trump will look at a story like that and be reminded of the multiple affairs he has had throughout his life.
>>153819461An episode where Garrison returns to his angry lesbian phase and gets mistaken for Tim Walz
>>153836913They’re too focused on Trump now to ever do something like that
I think my biggest issue is that it's nothing I don't already see on the internet already.Why would I watch a show that's pretty much just the same regurgitated memes I already see every day?
>>153819461An episode about P. Diddy and Luigi Mangione while they make Nintendo references
>>153836913>>153837257Not gonna happen>>153837017Pretty much this
>>153837257Luigi won by doing nothing wrong.
>>153819461They can make lots of money by making a South Park dating simulator game.Yes, I know they’re kids, but many shippers are autistic grown ups and a game like that would appeal to them.You can age up the kids and have them be in high school.
>>153836799Ok, you're set>>153837017Same...
>>153837570We need more South Park games period. Matt and Trey can work wonders when they aren't obsessing over current thing
>>153819461>>153829925>>153837570>>153837647A South Park game where Eric Cartman meets different versions of himself from different timelines.
>>153837969This would be very interesting as it relates to exploring different timelines like what if Cartman stayed a spoiled brat and never became a sociopath or what if Cartman was skinny.
>>153838186What if Cartman was skinny and all his friends were fatWhat if Scott Tenorman never bullied CartmanWhat if Chef was still in Cartman’s life
>>153838186>>153838362What if we have other universes? Like...What if Wendy was with Kyle?What if Kyle died instead of Kenny in Kenmy dies?What if Kenny was Cartman's go to partner instead of Butters?What if Nichole went after Stan?What if Butters never told Cartman women suck?
>>153837257 Maybe 2 years ago. Trey seems to have a softspot for Nintendo
Matt Stone and Trey Parker are hypocrites.They mocked and ridiculed Islam for being violent to get their way, yet defended BLMI guess violence is okay as long as you're black
>>153838647Tolkien is a lame character. Sorry, someone had to say it
>>153838441What if Cartman still had CartmanlandWhat if Cartman became the owner of Casa BonitaWhat if Randy never moved to Tegridy Farms
>>153838971What if more of the South Park kids decided to become superheroes
>>153838971All good except Randy
>>153839028Like Kevin? Or any girls besides Wendy?
>>153819461>Post South Park hot takes hereIt was never good. Nobody actually likes it for its content but because of the abstract things it represents for them.
>>153839232
>>153839465That'd be cool. I want some villains, too. Red and Butters can't be the only ones
>>153839028They should have already done this by now.
>>153839812There's a lot of things they should've done by now. Like a Craig's gang episode
>>153836913They won’t do it but it would be hilarious
>>153819461A Nintendo-themed South Park episode of Miyamoto reacting to lewd fan work of his IP's.It would be like how Totoro's creators were outraged in the Sora Not Sorry episode.
>>153819461>Post South Park hot takes hereI liked the last season
>>153837969I love this idea. It would be like the Samurai Jack: Battle Through Time video game where it has timelines that are more preferable than the ones from the TV show.
>>153819461A South Park episode where Cartman’s friends, especially Kyle, admit he’s cool and funny. They also admit they’ve bullied him too much for years.
>>153841183>t. Cartman
>>153841183Nice try Cartman. We know it's you fatass.
>>153841183He hasn't been bullied enough
>>153819461When Kenny said he’d someday stick his dick up Britney’s butt, I felt that. Never heard a line from a piece of media that understood me more than that. That was his best intro verse variation.
>>153841217>>153841291>>153841534Lay off my boy!South Park is nothing without himHis back is tired from carrying the show for thirty years
>>153825497Knowing them they might kill Heidi or other "fan favorite" kids the way they did Pip. "They just wouldn't stop asking about them, so there! Nyah!"
>>153839809The bullies from middle school would make good villains.
>>153828329kek memories of the one weird Stan-stan who tried to invoke talking to a SPS mod and telling fujos he said Matt and Trey thought they were disgusting pedos and to tell other fujos that to make them stop shipping Style. He was fine with Kyman because he hated them both though.
>>153838362>skinny Cartman fattens up everyone else so he can get all the attention for being a "cute, healthy" boy even if he still eats some junk and his personality is as devious
>>1538419486th Grader with his narcissistic face shirt and his two lackeys are waiting in the wings
>>153819461They should have ended after 2015. Satire as a concept died when Donald Trump became president.
>>153841641>t. Cartman's mom
>>153841641That's a weird way to spell Butters
>>153842004Based
>>153838362What if Cartman had his father and sister from the pilot, or it's revealed he did but gave away his baby (half-)sister to a bum in Denver so he could get all the attention and the fat old gray-haired man had a coronary fit?
>>153841948>>153842027Sounds pretty funny
>>153842059Well, maybe South Park relies less on satire then?
>>153839940>Craig's gang keep trying to have fun but it gets spoiled by background events involving Randy Marsh that'd usually be the A plot>or Cartman and Butters
>>153841183That defeats the entire joke, you bumbling retard.
>>153842397They still like him after everything, though
>>153819461The show is at its best when the main focus is on the boys but Randy Marsh still provides some comic relief.
>>153842392They'd most likely do that with Trump. But they'd do it in earnest instead of it being a fun meta joke
>>153841947I’d rather they just leave Heidi alone as a background character. I wouldn’t mind hearing a few lines from her now and then.
>>153842873>>153841947Yeah, I'd rather leave her alone. She's literally an abuse victim who's arc ends with her deciding against it. Killing her would land them in hot water
>>153842549they peaked with the boys doing shit and it somehow backfiring with them realizing what happened when they see their parents acting like idiotsstans nose bridge pinch was the bow on the present
>>153824621I agree with anon here. Just end the relationship right away after the “White People Renovating Houses” episode instead of dragging it out for the whole season. BUT NOOO, Matt and Trey had an itch to scratch and wanted to show their relationship as an allegory for Trump and his supporters.They should have had the relationship flame out the regular way and not in an incredibly toxic way where you have YouTube essayists analyzing it.If they just ended it the regular way, many fans wouldn’t be going “Where’s Heidi” as much.
>>153843256God, Trump winning broke South Park. At least their TDS wasn't that bad in Season 21
For all his faults, I would vote for Trump again in 2028 and 2032.
>>153843431You're part of the reason the show sucks now
>>153827216>>153827470>>153829563Yeah, sociopathic Cartman got stale. Just make him more normal again. They could have used season 21 to reset him back into a more normal person, but Matt and Trey wanting to stick it to Trump and his supporters got in the way.
>>153843830They also could've used this last season to make all the other kids assholes like in the earlier seasons. With how Cartman was having an identity crisis, I was expecting shit like people hating Craig and Tweek for being gay or other students making jew jokes towards Kyle.But nope, the only chuds are Cartman and Clyde. Fucking weak
>>153843898Cartman and Clyde also suffered the worst fates in the post-COVID special. Clyde didn’t want to take the vaccine, then by the end he ends up getting shot. Meanwhile, Cartman ends up homeless.
>>153844102Someone said Clyde should've suffered all the vaccine's side effects he listed. I agree
>>153821778>>153824621>>153827216>>153827470>>153829563Matt and Trey haven't been the same since the 2016 election
>>153829925Lol saved
>>153821778>>153824621>>153827216>>153829563>>153843256Cartman is written to be the dumb chud character that screws up anything good he may have in his life while at the same time endlessly being the butt of jokes.They had him muck up his relationship with the only girl from his school that ever liked him (Heidi) and they did that while also getting their preachy political points across.They also want to make sure you’re not a foolish chud like Clyde that’s refusing to get vaxxed in the post-COVID special.
>>153844888They checked out after the “You’re Getting Old” and “I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining” episodes
>>153842549Another classic Randy moment
>>153845376Cartman feels like a bigger punching bag than Butters nowadays. In the recent season, Cartman tried to kill himself, was rendered irrelevant by everyone the next episode and got kidnapped by Peter Thiel.Butters gets a girl to hatefuck
>>153842549>>153845774That time he wanted his son to try his gourmet food.
First few seasons were peak.Seasons 4-11 had a lot of entertaining moments tooThey definitely checked out after around season 15
>>153819602>it just makes me miss Principal VictoriaSame. Remember how she randomly confessed to murdering some guy? Remember how she ate a pot cookie before the Thanksgiving helen keller play just to get through it? I miss her a lot and also that random, surreal style of humor the show had.
>>153846336I loved the Chinpokomon episode
>>153834655I find this hypocritical. SP has always been about making fun of everyone, so why should Biden get a pass?
>>153819461I'd like another Christmas episode with Santa Claus.
>>153819461I honestly think it stopped being good around 2010.
>>153846363>random, surreal style of humor the show had.Matt and Trey abandoned that when they made fun of Family Guy. Now, every joke has to connect to a narrative and shit. And even then, they still do random shit like this
>>153819781>Cartman is neutered. He can't do shit to anyoneYeah, what happened to him? And when? Surely Matt and Trey know that Cartman is supposed to be evil and sociopathic? I just don’t get it.
>>153846443Apologize to Red first
>>153825215He's a much weaker character, though.
>>153846685They've toned him down considerably. He spared a pangolin just for Garrison to torch it, he said Cupid Ye was going too far in being a nazi, apologized to Kathleen Kennedy and tried killing himself because he couldn't offend people in a post-woke world. Cartman is washed
>>153846412Same
>>153819461I don't think south park sucks or has sucked. I think the audience has been so used to the show (like 25 seasons) that they got used to the humor. They want to feel like it's their first time watching south park again but it's just not going to happen.Here's a random sexy betty boop image
>>153845376The Cartmanland episode alone proved that they like having him remain miserable.
>>153843256The sp-by-april essayist wouldn't be going on about how actually, Heidi's the more evil of the two and that's why Cartman was attracted to her too.
>>153847611That's what, Season 5? He still got some wins before they became allergic to that
>>153847776How does Tumblr consitently have the most retarded takes on South Park?
>>153833474i noticed all the "trump bad" media are too pussy to insult israel too, safe edgy
>>153848250IKR? Even Joe Gran makes fun of Israel.
>>153847933It's dumblr plus whatever exodus of noobs there were from the South Park Studios forum going down
>>153848250>>153848278What they did to Netanyahu is limp dicked in comparison to Trump
>>153829563Cartman’s character is done more justice in the Stick of Truth game than in the modern South Park seasons.
>>153849022All the kids were>Kyle is a bastard to you for no reason>Stan and Kenny actually matter>Butters is adorable, but also badass>Craig's gang are relevant>The girls are funny as shit>The adults are supporting charactersPure kino
>>153819461It's shit. It hasn't been funny in well over a decade, but it trundles along on the same undead steam that animates The Simpsons.
>>153846412I loved the Chickenlover episode
>>153837969>>153838186>>153839028A scenario where Cartman is the CEO of his own time travel company.
>>153849022>>153849176One of the best things about the Stick of Truth game is that it captures the show’s signature humor and charm perfectly.
>>153820282>>153820299>>153821778>>153845376I remember back in 2005 the main highlight of the Heiman ship was that they were egg partners. Good times.I’ll take season 20 Cartman over the Cartman we have now. He got to see a girl’s pussy while cleverly masquerading as an SJW. Back in 2016 a lot of people didn’t expect them to last, but still found them cute. That was of course before season 21 happened. We got a lot of interesting fanart of them at least.As for Butters and Red. Don’t know what they have planned for them. They could either forget about them or make them more toxic.
>>153846412That one of the first South Park episodes I watched.
>>153850910>As for Butters and Red. Don’t know what they have planned for them. They could either forget about them or make them more toxic.I say have her join in on his Professor Chaos shenanigans, they've definitely got some matching gremlin energy going on
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe is a classic
>>153819461South Park’s best intro song was the one from the first few seasons. The one from seasons 6-9 was good too
>>153850315We need to go back and have the show how it was meant to be again like in Stick of Truth
>>153850315Yeah, it was kino>>153854775Too late for that. Matt and Trey are part of the Film Actors Guild now
>>153819461Team America is a shit movie made because Trey Parker was still on copium after 9/11 that the USA was the world flawed good guyhttps://www.nme.com/blogs/the-movies-blog/team-america-15-anniversary-south-park-2558750The article above says it all in one sentence: It’s a film that hates celebrities teetering on a soap box far more than it does the idea of young men being flown home in bodybags
>>153850910>>153851655Red has a villain persona, so it's possibleBut I'm confident they'll make her thing with Butters a Trump allegory to ruin it. Hell, it won't even be an allegory, it'll be pretty blatant
>>153820282>>153820299>>153821778>>153845376They’re not gonna have a White couple with based views be happy together in the modern day entertainment industry, not since Trump won his first election.
>>153854833I mean, not a couple but Red was antisemitic in Sora Not Sorry. The whole Jew comment she made with the Droopy Dog Kyle video.I want more of that
>>153819461Slushhh put it the best in this videohttps://youtu.be/Cry_aYCYCRw?t=409The kids of South Park are too tame outside Cartman and Butters. With Cartman's identity crisis, I was expecting other kids to be more assholish
>>153846443If they do another Christmas episode in the future, it will be with Trump Claus again.
>>153855340It's astonishing how Trump mindbroke them. Literally every episode has to tie back into either Trump or his administration. We can't even have a traditional kids being kids or holiday episode without having either Trump or Pete Hegseth show up
>>153855443The effect he's had on people in general is genuinely shocking. I don't think it's possible to overstate just how insane people have become about him, even and maybe especially people who have no interest in politics. It's like the those who were in the trend-chasing culture of the early 2010s settled entirely on one final trend of being absolutely schizo about Trump
>>153831984each other
>>153820570His Jewish wife was the key to his happy life, many men end up homeless because they're lonely all their lives and have zero motivation to do anythingIn real life, there is no quirky comedy "40 Year-Old Virgin" movie scenario, men like these end up deranged and broken
>>153855554And it's destroying South Park. and they obviously have no intention of dropping it.https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/south-park-trump-mock-white-house-pushback-1236602987/https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/trey-parker-south-park-scarier-trump-military-1236603652/https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/south-park-creators-reveal-new-escalation-in-war-on-trump/https://www.avclub.com/south-park-trey-parker-matt-stone-trump-season-spite
>>153846417I think it's moreso that there just weren't many episodes being produced during his presidency, and the ones that were targeted specific issues.
>>153855702They had twelve episodes and nine specials. They had ample time to make fun of Biden
>>153837969>>153838186>>153838971>>153839028>>153840890Another South Park game with Cartman as the Coon would be kino. Have it be like Spider-Man: Web of Shadows where you have different endings.One ending can have the Coon preferring to work solo. Another ending can have the Coon deciding he wants Coon Girl as his partner in crime.
>>153829925>>153830215An open world adventure game with lots of action and wall buildingWould play
>>153819461I liked the brief period where they had Tweek be the fourth guy in the group.It’s okay to shake-up the character dynamic now and then.
>>153856457Especially since Kenny is practically a prop at this point
>>153819602This.>>153819461>>153819736>>153838647South Park is a public signal to the limit to what Normalfag are allowed to believe.>>153824928>The thing is, people have been satirizing the shit out of SJWs long before PC Principal was a thingHe isn't even a good satire.
Why are Matt and Trey doing very short seasons?
>>153856757Laziness
>>153856663And they made him a MAGA christian, so he was never really PC to begin with
>>153829925>>153830609>>153836913LMAO
>>153829925>>153830215Have the City Sushi guy Mr. Takiyama be a boss in the game
>>153819461It is not a hot take but season 20 was so fucking bad I legit just gave up on the show.I am not even American but the jokes were so fucking bad I stopped caring and haven't watched the show since.I really don't understand why every artist has such a huge hate boner for trump to the point they would put in jeopardy their whole lives and careers for it. Every single one of them does this and it is always fucking unfunny.
>>153857516Well, you haven't missed much.There's this parody fanfic on AO3 that's literally the show now. It's called Season 29 leak. Just type in South Park Trump on there and you'll find it
>>153855340It's basically Trump Park now with occasional appearances made by Randy, Butters, and a castrated Cartman.
>>153857619I rather not do any of that. I prefer to keep the good memories of the show that I still have intact.
The show would be improved if the characters all had huge tits.
>>153857652Not even Randy, he's basically replaced by Trump now.
>>153819461I miss when Matt and Trey used to piss off celebrities like Tom Cruise back in the day.
>>153857914Those were golden days
>>153819461It's a political show for normies nowadays. Some will spend hours of their lives analyzing it with video essay slop.
>>153858231I hope, my greatest fear is that they just do live streaming reactions
>>153857914Only people they pissed off were a rando in the White House and Kristi Noem
>>153857657Well, do that>>153857660So? Goonslop won't save the show
>>153819461I'm still mad Snowdays mean we're never getting a New Kid game again.>>153819562Shame we couldn't fuck Call Girl in FBW
>>153819602>PC Principal is a shitty character.I never understood people defending him and pretending he was dunking on anyone. Dude basically always wins.
>>153846685>And when?Don't know when it started but the moment it was cemented for good is the one episode where we see he became a homeless dude and just doesn't do shit about it.
>>153824928>The thing is, people have been satirizing the shit out of SJWs long before PC Principal was a thingIs it even a satire if you make them always win and beat up everyone with no consequences?
>>153838737>TolkienWho?
>>153858484Butters can fuck Red if the stars align right
>>153858565They retconned Token's name in a recent episode. Apparently, he was always Tolkien, and only Stan and Randy didn't know
>>153858524>>153858549So is Power Christian Principal unbeatable, then?>>153858537Yeah, it's sad
>>153821401They didn't have the balls to just have a parody of a chinese dude anymore.
>>153858685Same thing with Tolkien/Token. Why did they feel the need to change his name?
>>153831761Making Cartman skinny would be more ballsy than anything else they did in decades
>>153858590>They retconned Token's name in a recent episode. Apparently, he was always Tolkien, and only Stan and Randy didn't knowYeah, I'm gonna ignore that. I literally played the games where his name was ON SCREEN written as 'Token'. This is the pussiest shit they've ever done.
>>153858809Would it, though? What would that really change?
>>153841641>South Park is nothing without him>His back is tired from carrying the show for thirty yearsUnironically true.
>>153858609>So is Power Christian Principal unbeatable, then?He's more or less been so so far as PC Principal so maybe?
>>153857516The guys who quit at Ass Burgers probably are feeling vindicated, if the one who threatened to off himself is still around and didn't Schantrac himself too. Preferably still alive to watch better things.
>>153858570I want my character to be fucking the girls tho.
>>153858884I don't even get why they did it
>>153859075NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT THEY ARE KIDS
>>153858775>Why did they feel the need to change his name?Because they are pussies and they felt the wind blowing toward that joke not being allowed anymore and tried to hide said cowardice with a Rick and Morty tier attempt at meta humor that falls flat because Token's name was confirmed in NUMEROUS ways in-universe too so it doesn't even qualify for the reddit-type 'cleverness' they were going for to hide their cowardice.
>>153858905Both him and Butters>>153858987What would Power Christian Principal's weakness be?
>>153859100Said kids got anal probed and sucked dicks for money. And Kenny got syphilis. Let my new kids get laid.
>>153859114Yeah, like the Token Black Productions bit
>>153859122>What would Power Christian Principal's weakness be?If it's like PC Principal? Nothing that lead to actual defeat.
>>153859075Based>>153859100>>153859131Yeah, let the new kid have sex. They deserve it
>>153859147Well, he can be stalled. Putting himnuo against any minority does the trick
>>153859165It also make sense, the Newd Kid's whole thing is being genetically the ultimate Influencer. Fucking underage girl just comes naturally with that.
>>153859216I mean, he beat the shit out of that mexican who said he was tired. That didn't stop him.
>>153819461It never told a single good moral. The only time South Park is good is when it is strictly comedy with no message was so ever because every message they teach is clever when you're a teenager but is actually just jew psyop shit.>Smoking is bad but ANTI smoking is the real bad>Being christian isn't about believing every word of the bible>Insult Jesus regularly >Cartman Strawman Jew voice of reason>Being gay is actually cool its just being trans that's bad>a faggot being your kid's scout master was actually PREVENTING them from getting molested>Depict Catholic Church as child molesters, but say NOTHING about Jewish Church>2016 mind breaks them to the point where they still attempt to "make fun of both sides" but vividly and directly tell the audience to vote for Hilary Clinton and don't vote for Donald Trump
>>153859220Never considered that
>>153859240Oh. I guess he's unstoppable then
>>153859308That's why I never found him funny.
>>153859295It make even more sense if the third game is anime based like people have theorized, given all the pantyshots, schoolgirls and stuff that it would involve.
>>153859243And then you get some weirdos who take those messages at face value and be all "Heck yeah, smoking is good and Family Guy bad only because Matt and Trey say so" yet continue to watch FG just to gripe about manatee balls. One went on to scam his way into being an English professor who'd teach a course on South Park with his both-side views.
>>153859325Maybe that'll change. Since PC Principal is a chud now, he's gonna be a punching bag
>>153819461I'd like to see more of him
>>153859641Did you know his son worked at Blizzard for 5 years?
>>153859383Kino...
>>153854833Especially a hetero one
>>153857516They should have just ended the show after season 20. If you deleted every season after 20, you wouldn't be erasing anything of value except for a few interesting things like the End of Obesity special.
>>153858231This
>>153829988A Randy Marsh boxing game that’s a parody of Rocky.
>>153859641He recently joined ICE
>>153860567Yeah, good on him
>>153860365A shame, really.
>>153860567>>153860638Woke women ruining his World of Warcraft game made him snap
>>153860545YES
>>153860745
Many fans would rather read AO3 fanfics than watch modern South Park episodes
>>153857516>>153860365Season 20 story-wise was a mess of a season. That said, it still had a few interesting concepts that they later on threw away because of the orange man.
>>153860701I share his pain
>>153820282>>153821778>>153829563>>153845376>>153858537>Cartman carries the show for thirty years only to be neutered and suffer a homeless fate in the futureFUCKING LAMEI’d rather they just have Cartman be a submissive boyfriend like how he was portrayed in the Phone Destroyer game than what they’ve done with his character in the recent seasons
>>153861256Have him be submissive to Kyle, then. Make Kyman canon already
>>153861256Cartman's bad future being pussy whipped would be funny.
>>153861416Yeah, have him submit to Kyle. Or Wendy.Heiman would work better and be funnier if Heidi is abusing Cartman and not the other way around. Have her pussy whip him!>>153861535Not just funny, hilarious
>>153861823>Heiman would work better and be funnier if Heidi is abusing Cartman and not the other way around.I feel like South Park prioritizing moralizing over actually being funny nowadays
The only episode that ever joked about black people without making them look like innocent victims was here comes the neighborhood.Token acts like a complete pussy for being joked about unlike every other kid and tries to fit in with his own kind. I think this is a direct jab at black people being unable to handle any form of criticism
>>153861988I wish we got more of Token outside of being used for "he's black."
>>153862034He's a TOKEN BLACK for a reason, anon.Also Tupperware was decent on his own.
>>153860952This is true and it shows how much South Park as a show has declined over the years
>>153861535A saw a fanart on these boards one time of Cartman’s face getting planted into Heidi’s ass as she farts lots of gas into his face. Wendy was also in the background using her phone to capture the moment.
>>153862253More of Tupperware, then
>>153862396>A*I
>>153862396>>153862422Where can I find that fanart? Anyone have it?
>>153862472Thank you
>>153862472Cartman's real "bad ending" in post-Covid
>>153862582You're welcome. This guy did the same for Butters and Red.>>153862621Cartman being fart-dommed could be canon. Think about it; Post Covid's good future was only possible because Tegridy was still around. It's gone, so his future is different
>>153859243>"WHY DOESN'T THE CARTOON AGREE WITH ME!!!!!!"
>>153862761They aren't a chud, they have tons of leftie points here
>>153819461I think that "M'Kay" teacher and Jimmy are the funniest
>>153862810Mr Mackey and Jimmy are funny as fuck, so I'd agree
>>153862952>When someone makes a dookie in the urinal
>>153863045I want Mackey to be the main adult
>>153860853He should take after Krillin and throw a rock at him
>>153819461Old school South Park was peak
>>153863378The movie was great too
>>153863480Old school South Park was its cultural peakIt also had a lot of entertainment moments in the 2000’s era
>>153819461The middle seasons were hilarious
>>153862472GOD I WISH I WAS HIM
>>153862472I headcanon this as to why Cartman has mellowed out in the recent seasons
>>153863721Yeah and it’s also why he’s done stuff now he’s never done before like apologize to Kathleen Kennedy.
>>153863721>>153863754Really, it was PC Principal beating him up that did that
>>153863686She canonically farted on him in canon, too
>>153863658A lot better than their recent stuff
>>153862472>"I JUST WANNA SHARE MY BEYOND KFC WITH YOU BABE."
>>153819461The World of Warcraft episode was kino
>>153831078If they were so smart, they would have avoided alcohol.
>>153863957I think Heidi needs to lay off the Beyond KFC for a while
>>153830705OBSESSED
>>153835368Why would I? I don't watch South Park beyond season 4.
>>153863957>>153864418Forgot the pic
>>153864438>>153864476Matt and Trey showed Trump's dick and asshole onscreen for at least 90 seconds
>>153864620That doesn't surprise me.
>>153862472>>153864501What’s the artist’s name?
>>153863658This
>>1538649157987anomaly. They have a Pixiv
>>153862472>>153863927Cartman’s luckiest moment
>>153865079In another universe (or next season), Butters had one of his ownhttps://files.catbox.moe/pnfgta.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/44gsuk.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ciw0ci.png
Final Heidi fart pic
>>153865079Cartman’s luckiest moment besides of course the time Heidi showed him her vagina
I hate Clyde. Kill him off.
>>153867033Sucks we didn't see it...
>>153867060Why Clyde specifically?
>>153867272He enrages me
>>153867033>>153867247There’s Rule 34 art of that moment.
>>153867432Other characters do that more
>>153819461I miss Cartman’s mom being a whore. I think last time was in season 9 where she fucks the delivery guy. I also miss when Mayor McDaniels was around and was kind of an asshole. And also kinda dim at times. Seasons 1-4 had the best characterizations.
>>153867785It's not the same
>>153867930The one thing I miss is when all the kids were assholes. To quote Matt Stone>parents who disapprove of South Park for its portrayal of how kids behave are upset because they "have an idyllic vision of what kids are like">Kids don't have any kind of social tact or etiquette, they're just complete little raging bastards"Nowadays, the only kids who act like that are Cartman and Butters. Anytime anyone else does it is deliberately an OOC moment rather than something expected
I was in the hospital for a week and watched Comedy Central on the hospitals TV. Comedy Central has been reduced to hours of decades old South Park episodes. I forgot how good South Park used to be.
>>153868557Matt and Trey forgot, too
>>153861416This time he has to eat Kyle's farts after being reminded how Kyle used to rip ass nearly as much as him in those old days
>>153819461>>153829563>>153868055>>153868557I want the show to go full circle and go back to how it used to be from the early seasons where many of the kids were assholes. The kids were the main focus and the adults were the comic relief. Give the South Park girls more screen time too.
>>153868921That would require Matt and Trey to stop giving a shit about politics and Donald Trump which I doubt will happen anytime soon.
>>153868722>Kyle farting moreKino idea, especially if Cartman likes it
>>153868921>>153868990Some anon mentioned they could've made the entire cast more chud-like but they only did that for Clyde
Soft reboot the show
>>153863045>”My urinal sense is tingling, M’KAY!?”
>>153868921>>153868990If only
>>153868921>>153868990>>153870441More people need to stop accepting the slop they’re being fed and complain about the direction of the show. Be incredibly vocal about it. It’s like fighting city hall.
I dont really have any hot takes desu. I think almost everyone agrees with these:-Randy is best when he is just an oblivious moron and not an actual asshole. Tegridy farms is 99% jackass asshole Randy and not fun dumb Randy.-I am as leftist as can be and I am very tired of the Trump jokes. I get it Trump bad, I agree. Lets do some other jokes now pls.-South Park is at its best when its a surrealist commentary on some weird aspects of society and not when it is literal commentary. The best episodes are those where something weird happens to the boys and they are thrust into some batshit insane plot.-If the writers are out of ideas then they should just stop making the show or wait until they get better ideas. They should even get new writers since it seems kinda clear that Trey and Matt are burnt out of doing the show.
Honestly their takes on woke were bizarre. It isn't enough to say, "Oh they are old guys and simply not with it anymore." There is just something skewed to their attempts at parody. It felt at times like watching something lost in translation. And that made so much of it feel bland but in a specific way.
>>153819461Maybe not a hot take but Gerald being skankhunt ruined the 20th season. The troll should have been one of the school kids. I get what they were going for but it was very weird for such an otherwise serious character like Gerald to bully his kid's classmates on the internet.
>>153871393Skankhunt42 should have been Timmy
>>153871465KEK
>>153862472The best way to discipline Cartman
>>153862472>>153863927>>153864501>>153865707Heidi my beloved.
>>153819461More episodes where they go to other states or countries
>>153819461Bring back CEO Cartman
>>153872508This design is so much better than the post-COVID one.
>>153819461>>153820282>>153829563She has such a nice voice actress. It would be nice to hear her say some lines again even if it’s only a few lines.
Clyde suuuuuucksss
>>153819461the theme song is one of the worst in history
>>153819636seconded.There are many episodes Id straight up skip, but not whole seasons.
>>153871465This
>>153871465Would have been funny too. They’d spend the entire season worried about Skankhunt being some predator but then they’d realize it was little Timmy the whole time and he didn’t know any better.
>>153819926>tfw first vagina I saw was my sister's when she was getting her nappy changedI hate that I'm envious of Cartman now.
>>153871112>>153871301I hate how no one will call them out on this>>153871465Based
>>153871771>>153871812Same. Her canon fart made me like her>>153872820I agree. She was very adorable
>>153873023Fuck you
What a bunch of useless gen-zers and millennials living like it's the past and whining about shit they could fix themselves.You have the technology use it.Oh you suck at writing? Guess you're no better than Stone & Trey and judging from your retarded wish-fulfillment shipping wars you suck just as much dick as Trey.
>>153873591The recent one, yes
>>153874970Even if someone did make a popular show, so what? People are gonna watch actual South Park more
>>153840492One where he sees all the furry art of his Star Fox IP
>>153819461An episode where Randy starts going around town and defecating on people. You can have Mr. Garrison and the City Wok guy join in on the fun
>>153875513Replace them with the females and now you're talking
>>153875587Have Liane, Carol, and Linda be the leads
south park peaked with the first 4 seasons, slowly but surely it went downhill from there
early south park was kino because it was like this fucked up cynical version of some shit like arthur. they talked about shit kids went through like divorce or going to the planitarium for school and occassionally they would incorporate politics if it something a kid faces in the real world, like meeting a gay person for the first time or gnomes stealing your underpants. now its all gay all reddit humro shits
>>153875716As long as it's Linda Black, I'm down. Linda Stotch already shit herself.And Liane already farted, too
>>153875795Yeah, it lost the edgy Peanuts feel and became a mouthpiece/
>>153871465Timmy low-key being a mastermind is kino
>>153875961Timmy needs more screentime
>>153819926Gerald being the troll was perfect. People, especially normies, always have thos idea that trolls are exclusively basement dwelling gigantor incel types. In reality more than half the trolls you meet online are really normal people just having a giggle.
>>153876176I wish he got consequences for it
Well, I think the show needs a soft reboot.Someone needs a list of how every character will be in this new show
>>153863045>When someone makes a dookie in the urinal and gets away with it
>>153876176Good pointSome of the trolls you meet could be famous peopleThere were many sports fans that believed a Twitter account known as “Mike Masters” belonged to NFL coach Mike Vrabel and he was using that account to defend himself from the Diana Russini scandal.
>>153875513One where a drunk Randy goes streaking in his underwear at the football field in the middle of a primetime game. He fights with a security guard and urinates on him before getting arrested. Then the incident becomes a viral video online.
>>153872508Would be cool.
>>153877613Nigger, we need less of Randy
>>153819926>>153867033>>153874293>Saw a vagina at 10 years old
>>153877738Too bad they deleted the pic of Heidi farting
>>153819461>>153827216>>153829563>>153868921Matt and Trey should pass down their creation to writers who are invested in their work. There are fans out there who have made some really interesting stories online. There’s the creators who are South Park fans that made South Park High AU on Linktree.
>>153877908In a better world, they hired people who actually like the show and its characters, stopped treating other writers as just yes men & made comfy episodes and the show retains its peak
>>153862451>>153862621>>153863686>>153864501>>153865707https://litter.catbox.moe/nnloot0xuxyl110o.jpeg
>>153878100Here it is
>>153878100>>153878115Based, thanks
>>153827216>>153860365>>153861256Should’ve had the show end after the post-COVID special. That was the show’s swan song.Should’ve had seasons 21-23 be like the first three seasons of South Park with that old school South Park vibe where most of the kids are assholes and not just a select few like Cartman. There would also be more scenes of the South Park girls. You could also have had experimented with the skinny Cartman concept more in these seasons like they did in the End of Obesity special.Then for seasons 24, have them move to Tegridy Farms for a brief period before eventually moving back. Don’t drag out the Tegridy stuff too long.Have the post-COVID special end with a drunk and homeless Randy Marsh flipping off Stan while he’s having a wholesome moment with Wendy and his friends.Have Cartman’s ending be him getting pussy whipped by Heidi and also being farted on by her like in that art made by 7987anomaly.
>>153878571>most of the kids are assholes and not just a select few like CartmanYES>experimented with the skinny Cartman concept moreCool, I guess>more scenes of the South Park girlsFucking hell, yes!>Have the post-COVID special end with a drunk and homeless Randy Marsh flipping off Stan while he’s having a wholesome moment with Wendy and his friends.Cathartic as hell>Cartman’s ending be him getting pussy whipped by Heidi and also being farted on by her like in that art made by 7987anomaly.Kino^3All in all, pretty great
>>153819461The South Park movie had some catchy songs.
>>153879051It really did
>>153879051The one about Sheila was the best one
>>153819649Reality was not a hero we deserved but a hero we needed.
>>153879346>tries to kill Butters>moralfags about how they killed him
If they used Reality today, they’d use him as a mouthpiece to go after Trump with.
>>153879561Not that there’s a nothing wrong with dumping on Trump (not at all) but he wouldn’t be going after the different sides of the political parties
