It doesn't look like Alfred is coming back anytime soon. DC Solicits reveal new Batman character>"As the Caped Crusader races to uncover who set this deadly plan in motion, the late Alfred Pennyworth provides a gift from beyond the grave with the arrival of a brilliant new ally to the Bat-Family at a time when it needs one most."
>lollipopSo DC is sexualizing children now? Going to drop all my DC titles.
>>153822682Sexy toe cleavage
>>153822682I'm just gonna assume she's gay.Odds on her being a "she"?
>>153822715Upon looking into it, I have found that I am actually not popular in any DC comics. Nor Marvel, for that matter.>>153822740Kys pedo.
>>153822841Is that your fetish?
>>153822853liking candy doesn’t make her a child
PSA: Fraction is making alicia silverstone canon.Enjoy the future Batgirl III
>>153822682I don't like this
>>153824917Batgirl with batnipple armor, just like Batman and Robin.
>>153822853Anon, she is clearly a grown ass woman.
>>153823152Another guess is that she could be Daphne Pennyworth from Pre-Crisis.Kinda hope that's the case.
>>153822682Built for Damian
Imagine if she has that trademark Pennyworth wit/sass
Alfreda Penisworth
>>153825546She is literally eating candy, anon.
>>153822715>>153822853>>153827367Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>153827367Adults can eat candy.Also, look at her.
>>153827651>>153827673I am. She clearly is a child.
>>153827827Stop looking at her you creep!
DeConnick's husband is ruining Batman, doing more harm to the franchise than Snyder, King, and Zdarsky combined. I don't know how can any sane person still buy this book.
>>153823152>PSA: Fraction is making alicia silverstone canon.>Enjoy the future Batgirl IIII'll allow it
>>153827827This is stupid bait and you know it, freak
>>153822682alfred is still dead??
>>153823152But we’re on 4 batgirls already! She’d be 5
>>153823152The whole point of her is that she's Bruce's butler, we don't need another Batgirl, specially since DC is pushing Cass.
>>153822682Have her rape Punchline
>>153822682SEX WITH CAMMY BUTTLER
Wouldn't she be a maid?
>>153822682>Readers bitch there are never lasting deaths or consequences in comics.>Give them exactly that.>Still piss and moan that it isn't magically undone.>Will return to bitching about no lasting deaths or consequences when/if Alfred gets brought back to life.I am starting to understand why comic writers are such miserable assholes now.
>>153831049In all fairness there's a vocal amount of people who will say they want nothing but Alfred, Gordon, and Dick as Batman's allies and the status quo to basically be an eternal BTAS.They say this and barely buy the books that do this, but they will still say that's how the comics should be, every single time.
>>153831049>>153831080Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, wanted Alfred dead. He's arguably a universally beloved Batman character.
>>153828315>>153827904>pedos panickingKys
>>153831080They've published 1 good book with Batman/Robin/Alfred/Gordon in the last 20 years.it's sitting on my bookshelf.luckily, they just announced a sequel yesterday, so....
>female butler>Not a maid in a frilly uniform with a short skirt
>>153830969>Taps calendar
>>153822682She looks cute.
>>153822682She looks like Cammy. She should wear a leotard that rides really high. 90s high.
>>153822682>provides a gift from beyond the graveJesus how shit is Bruce at hiring new people that Alfred has to hire his own replacement while dead, that dude truly was the most dedicated butler.Like imagine how fucking filthy some of the Manor must be without a butler constantly cleaning and maintaining the place.
>>153831049The issue isn't that they want lasting deaths and/or consequences in comics. It's that they are getting fucking tired of this shock jock-level shit to try and improve sales. The general population doesn't want any of the cast to die; they want a good story that doesn't hang on bait like "everything changes after this issue!!!!" That has been plaguing the books for the last 25 years. People just want good stories that don't hang on some permanent change as a need to hook their attention.
>>153830969Before 2012? Yes, and she also be very French. However, these last 15 years have been very sour to anything that could be seen as feminine.
>>153827999Checked. The art has been shitty too. What an absolute dumpster fire.>>153822682She is going to be a diminutive yet sassy girlboss bitch who helps Batman get in touch with his human side.
>>153830969Officially, butler and maid are different job titles.
>>153833758I know you haven't kept up, but for the record, Bruce simply moved out of the Manor shortly after Alfred died into a brownstone in Gotham.He also learned to cook for himself.Also, the manor got bought by Vandal Savage at some point, but doesn't matter now because Bruce just blew it up.
>>153827999I blame Tim Drake.
>>153836313Sure blame the gay Robin, is technically irrelevant but all your narrative problems come from Bruce not being a chud and hating him because he is gay
>>153827999Zdarksy was worse. Fraction's just annoying, but he's not pissing over the very concept like Tynion and Zdarsky did.
>>153822682
>>153822682I like the character has attitude and is easier to look at than the hunchback
>>153822715You think he fucked her mom when he was 70?
>>153830969Bruce doesn't need a maid. He needs a butler
>>153837876Male fertility is weird like that.
>>153822682Typical playboy billionaire, making a young blonde woman to be his manservant.When will someone do something about the pedos that run Gotham?
>>153822682So?
>>153832441women in suits are hot, old man.
>>153841912Honestly they're a little played out by now, zoomer.
>>153841912My man
As long as she isn't an American.
HOT CHICK WESTERN MAIDHOT CHICK WASTERN MAID
