A.J. and Chester found this gem in Timmy’s personal record. Not only is Our Hero a pants on head retard, but he ate so much cheese he couldn’t shit!
we all knew timmy was a genuine retard by the way he wishes for the stupidest shit.>Timmy, you could cure cancer, end wars, stop famine!>Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!!!>timmy please help us
>>153826409To be fair he's not the only kid who has fairy godparents. Who's to say that other kids haven't tried to wish for the world to have better conditions and either have had them granted, or were prevented by da rules?
>>153826643i think cancer and war are just THAT inevitable. fundamentally we're fucked. Wishes can only change it temporarily, then it comes back.
>>153826643They only give godparents to waterbabies because they need constant frivolous wishes or magic buildup blows them up. Maybe wishing was different and could be more constructive in Crockers' day, before Fairyland demented him, switched their energy economy to run entirely off of him, and needed somewhere to vent the excess.
>>153826643Whenever they show other kids with godparents it's to show how they're stupid and irresponsible but in a normal way. But it's shown in comparison to Timmy who actively forces more rules to be made because of the shit he pulls.
>>153826249weird thing is the show's pitch bible profile for Timmy was that he was supposed to actually be pretty clever, but then that was when Cosmo & Wanda were supposed to be "Two Halves of a Whole Idiot"
>>153826249Kinda sad being a retard but somehow smart enough to understand you are suffering and being neglected
>>153827334Bussiness men love cancer and war anon, it’s against the rules!
>>153826249Nobody is surprised.