>Gradually I just began to LOVE them.
Really?
>>153842703NEIN!!!
That's it! Sending you back to 1942 Germany and see how you feel about hanging with Hitler!
>>153842613based
>>153844834>get Hitler off Pervitin>fast-track the Atom Bomb process, redirect energies to the right advancements on the Eastern Front>secure a peace in Europe and a MAD with Amerika>help with what little I know about the future to advance technology in the right directionsGladly. Thank you Magic Negro!
I want more Hitler good guy stories.>Hitler now helps people not commit suicide from disconnecting from euclidean time restraints and now spends his eternal life preventing suicides and helping people see their best path forward>jewish black magickians want his vril and try to confound his power, chasing him across the planet
>>153842613Don't you have a mosque to shoot retard?
>>153844946Nah, it’s Ongezellig that causes it.in b4 Mymy gets Sallyfied
>>153844887>fast-track the Atom Bomb processHilarious fantasy Anon. Even if Germany had the know-how, they didn’t have the materials or means to test them. And even if they did, the Allies were already sabotaging the little bit they had just in case (See allied efforts in Norway)You’d have to fundamentally change the Nazis BEFORE WW2 even began to win the war.
>>153844834She’ll probably drive him to the brink of insanity, like what that annoying bitch in Histeria did to Lenin.
>>153842613Are theese the new "What's for breakfast?" threads?
Samurai Jack but it's Hitler is a good idea too, Jinjerzilla was pumping out fun concepts for a while.There should also be a Hitler fighting game, similar to the idea of the Tournament of Heroes from DC. The Ur-Hitler summons the various forms of Hitler from across the multiverse to compete in combat to prove who is the Master of Masters of the Master Race. You got Hitler ClassicCommie HitlerRich Tycoon HitlerArtist HitlerPsychadelic Surfer HitlerMime with Magic Powers HitlerViennese Operatic Tenor HitlerAnime Hero HitlerUntethered Robot Conqueror HitlerThat sort of grab-bag, some believable alternates and then Hitler but various tropes of Hitler.
>>153844965I mean, you've already teleported me through time, we're already in the realm of fantasy, and better yet the time travel power can be reverse engineered and I can go back and figure out how to do it right. Face it, in the end, Hitler and I are gonna win.
>>153842613Fine, I’ll bite.Who is this smug little slut, why is she everywhere and why is she so fucking hot?
>>153845506You must be at least 18 to use this board
>>153845506https://youtube.com/watch?v=yv-Dmkwdwvs&pp
>>153842613what cartoon is this
*bang bang**bang-bang-bang-bang*>TOWNSVILLE "LEADING">O TO THIRTEEN>THEY NOT SCORING>TWO GOALS MATCHING>BUT WE'RE KNOWING>THEY JUST GO-NNA-WIN
>>153845506/co/'s last shitposter making a his last stand against the coomerwaffen
>>153848552>>153842613You have crappy taste for one-shot characters, Anon. Plus, she's the worst.
>>153844887>>153844965>>153845063The longest the Nazis can possibly make it requires the Dunkirk retreat to go wrong so that he'd be able to ward off Western powers. There is nothing the nazis can do to make that happen because Dunkirk was already one of the greatest encirclements in human history.What you'd need to do is tardwrangle the axis into a proper alliance. Which won't work unless you get Hitler himself to not attack the USSR among other things so that supply lines aren't turned to shit.Basically>Keep Italy from invading greeceThis, this is where it starts to go South. Britain kicks Italy's ass and gains a much more strategic position and line for reinforcements from a formerly neutral territory.I can not name how many headaches the Axis would have avoided if Mussolini behaved himself>Keep USSR outYou now have a solid plan to keep your soldiers on a single front without diverting resources.In one way or another, you can't win the Eastern front, it's a complete fucking meat grinder.>Keep USA outYou buy yourself a good few years in time. Soviets wouldn't have nearly the counter-offensive ability without American lend-lease and American reinforcements played a major role in bombing German industry as well as being the ones to carry the war machine in general since everyone else had bombed infrastructure. Take America out of the picture and historians estimate you have 5-10 years more. But those 5-10 years are as brutal for you as they are the Allies.Unfortunately for you. You got to 1942 by magic, so no reverse engineering, all of this has already happened. You are fucked.
>>153848644Really?
>>153842613Anon, even God agreed with Hitler and sent His only Son to say so.
>>153849023>see I have constructed the ultimate loseable situation so you must admit defeatNo.
>>153848552CAM ON TOWNSVILLERLANDSCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS
>sallyfag is also a /pol/tardGrim
>>153851533>and a spicMuy sombrío
>>153850200Just 'ate puffsJust luv matching dressesSimple as
>>153842613Gradually I begin to hate OP
butt
>>153848584It's a glorious battle
Does anybody have that drawing of a jewish McDonald's cashier looking sad?
>>153844955What of you kill yourself?
