Why doesn't Marvel just make Miles' Mom a single mom and have her date Peter?
>Miles is not good enough to fill Peters shoes>but Peter is man enough to fill Miles mothers pussy.
>>153849548Peter around the age of his mom or just Cougar lust?
>>153849805Cougar Lust
>>153849548anon, nobody wants to read your gay daisy chain mom/son incest threesome slashfic
>>153849548How do people find that bitch hot?
>>153849548She's like way older tho
>>153849548>another thread where anons self insert as peter
>>153850035Aw :(
Why don't Peter and Miles get married? Then it makes sense for Miles to take the Spider-Man name as his own.
>>153854615You lost.https://twitter.com/JacquiPinol/status/1741675550039851115https://twitter.com/JacquiPinol/status/1871328327631540426Take the L and leave.
It's hilarious that the Rio Morales actress apparently likes the porn made of her character.
>>153850587Being hetero
what a bizarre but extremely specific request
>>153850587They have working eyes?
>>153849548Miles is, what, 20 now?Presuming she had him at 20, she's 40 now.Why do people want Peter to date a hag?
>>153849548Insomniac seems extremely adverse to the idea of Peter being in a position of authority over Miles, possibly out of fear that it wouldn't be PC for Peter to tell Miles what to do despite having more experience in the role. So Peter could never become Miles' stepdad because that'd give him a form of authority over him. Unless they make him the "lame step-dad who tries too hard to connect with the kids", which actually sounds like something Marvel would do.
>>153850587Rio Morales is pretty consistently hot. Even in those fugly Insomniac games she's one of the better looking characters
>>153854827Supposedly this is why the third game is being halted. Devs are trying to rework the story to not be mostly about Peter and appease Miles fans. They reportedly aren't happy with these tweets or the movie's voice actor making the meme that Miles is a cuckold mainstream.
>>153857146I mean it's going to be a clusterfuck anyway because it's so obvious that 3 is going to be a Miles wankfest. If Peter shows up at all, it'll be toward the end.
>Be Miles>Come home>Hear furniture breaking, walls and floors quaking upstairs>Unmistakable sound of Mami Rio swearing and cursing filthy things he's never heard spoken en Espanol>Flings open the door to her bedroom>Her voluptuous, mocha body is ravaged on the sheets, her robe flung open to reveal every inch of used flesh>Ivory gold seeps from her fertile cunt, sweat drips from her beautiful skin>Miles is equally embarrassed and shocked, but is unable to look away>Next to her is a note, with familiar handwriting>"Courtesy your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man"
>>153857362I'd read a story about Future Miles training his younger half-brother, Pedro Parker
>>153857146They should consider making Miles do a pact with Mephisto. That should appeal to Miles fans.
>>153857362stop self inserting
>>153856455The kids want Spider-Man to be their dad.
>>153860429Sorry I'll stop pretending to be Miles
>>153857362>Ivory gold seeps from her fertile cuntLooks like the web condem broke
>>153857146Miles fans bitched about the game? The entirety of peters narrative was completely invalidated to bouy miles in the story. Hell you weren’t FORCED to play as Peter in the miles game in the same way you were forced to play as miles in the 2nd game
>>153857362>>"Courtesy your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man"heh
>>153857835Why does Satan hate Spider-Man so much? Isn't he supposed to be fighting Ghost Rider or something?
>>153857146But miles is a cuck, nothing about him is really his.
>>153856455Peter is like 30, he's already in his expiration date.
>>153857362Poetic
>>153857079Her SV and Insomniac designs are both hot but for different reasons.
>>153849548We need more older female/younger male couples in /co/ media
>>153857079Spider-verse Rio is so hot
>>153865424She looks like that in the comics.
>>153865424I know this is the objective truth but Insomniac Rio is the one that puts me in savage breeding mode
>>153865634Based.
>>153850035>But you said you stayed up all night masturbating to it!>That doesn't mean it's good!
>>153865433Especially back in the 1610 days
>>153849548Because Miles shouldn't exist in the first place.
>>153869006The Insomniac games have accidentally shown while Miles and Peter should never exist at the same time. Miles has totally overtaken Peter as a character, forcing him into an early retirement.
>>153869027>Miles has totally overtaken Peter as a characterI mean, they're pushing him over Peter, but goddamn
>>153869027>Miles has totally overtaken Peter as a characterWell yeah, that's the idea. He's there to replace Peter so that Spider-Man is black now and slavery will finally be ended. They insist that such and such isn't happening, but it's a good thing that it is happening, you're evil for saying it's happening but also evil for opposing it happening, and then it happens and they pretend like the people wanted it all along. If one pays attention one can see this pattern often.
>>153849548Miles would kill him
>>153849548It would constitute a severe violation of the Bro code.
>>153861746>Why does Satan hate Spider-Man so much?OMD is about making anyone else other than Peter Parker who wants to be Spider-Man must go through Mephisto and Miles Morales is not Spider-Man nonetheless.>Isn't he supposed to be fighting Ghost Rider or something?Roxanne is dead again so GR's current main enemy is Kale who is Mephisto's subordinate anyway.
Based Mar-Vell
>>153869027What a shitastic take. Miles has never been able to actually be more interesting than Peter. No matter how many powers he gets, how many villian hand-me-downs, or however they get Peter to say he's better than him, in reality Miles has all the personality and charisma of a rotting plank of wood.
>>153865634good god any good porn comics with her?
>>153849548Why doesn't Peter's female clone just date Miles' Dad?
>>153874270Yes actually.
>>153872230That's what I said yeah
>>153869027It’s by design it’s why bendis never bothered to write a story where miles pops up in 616 despite their being a few places where you could reasonably wright him in.
Because Paul has dibs.
>>153876883No one is denying that this secular jew got the dib on the christian funeral.
>>153865634I will never not find it funny that they went full DEFCON 1 on removing any trace of femininity from MJ to combat the male gaze but left Rio completely alone.
paul was a pretty funny kike when he lasted
>>153874270Best I can do is futa sfm slop
>>153878494Paul Rabin may be legally dead, but his conveniently heretofore unmentioned identical twin brother Luap Rabin is alive and well in Acapulco with a generous life insurance payout.
>>153849548Everyone outside the imageboard full of porn-addicted retards would see this as an absolute humiliation ritual on OMD levels.
>>153880068Why?
>>153854827Good lord woman
>>153854827ummm based?
>>153880068First Luke Cage now Jefferson Davis.
