Blackman.
>>153854021Bet his mother was killed by the father.
>>153854038no, it was crack
>>153854052Does this mean Blackman made a vow never to use crack, like Batman won't use guns?
>>153854038>>153854052>Not going for the obvious reversal of his parents dying trying to rob Joe ChillYou're slipping.
>>153854021>Batwing already exist>Give fox a son he never mention to be the new black Batman >Meanwhile Bruce Wayne brokeWho the fuck thought this was a good idea? Miles Morales spider-man at least was originally done respectfully in ultimate spider-man.
>>153854021Scary
>>153854038His mother is a Japanese woman his father had an affair with. So when he was born, his black father and his cuckold black wife took the baby in and raised it.
>>153854255They already did that with the Wrath.
>pisses on brother Batwing’s legacy
>>153854021Batnigger
Don’t forget his sexy teen sister Tiffany as his sidekick.
>>153854021Can't go anywhere without robbin'
>>153854021He’s in New York City now right?Have the guy join the JSA as their Batman legacy.
>>153854021
>>153854021Steve Blackman
>>153856891gee no need to send the guy to DC's purgatory
>>153854393>something something replacementBecause it worked out SO WELL for MarvelHell, when Invincible did it, at least they did with taste
>>153854393Batwing is the retconed in son, black Batman is the one they forgot existed
>>153854393>Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?It's a holdover from when Didio tried to destroy DC with his 5G shit. They hired John Ridley, an Oscar winning writer, presumably paid him a shitload, and his contract probably stated he was to write x amount of issues of Blackman.
>Blackrock bucks have been deposited into your account.>Good Goy.
>>153854021More like Buckman
>>153854021How many bikes does he steal in Gotham?
>>153857571
>>15385874052 Helena is just a particularly swarthy italian strainTam Fox is going to my sex dungeonMichael Lane is catholic not blackBatwing can staySignal can fuck offRest appeared for 20 issues maxNobody will care if they get retconned outBatwings saving grace is cool suit and being bat iron man
>>153858152Miles Morales is great, anon. All his books, merch, and movies are selling 1000% more than Peter's!
Bump
>>153854021>Whiteman
>>153858740Remove Huntress and Orpheus.Add Jade Tiger and Ghost
You guys do know his origin is that he’s a rich guy who accidentally killed a man as a teenager and got away with it because he’s rich. So now he feels guilt so he becomes the new Batman of NYC
His sister
Who?
>>153865629The Darkest Knight
>>153860647>Michael Lane is catholic not blackSo he's a black guy that wishes he was a jew ok
>>153858740Tam needs some love
>>153856373When was that retconned in? He wasn't a bastard in the 70s/80s, just a stereotype (raised in a good upper middle class household but still somehow a street criminal).
>>153866404>wishes he was a jewThose are the protestants, just look at the USA
I quit comics shortly after the nu52 and it was thanks to this thread that I got to find out about Didio's 5G timeline. Thanks for the laughs
>>153867245It was in the “I AM Batman” ongoing.
>>153854021I'll never understand why some people at DC REALLY want Batman to be a black guy. He can't and here's why:>most of his literary inspirations are European and Gothic/Medieval European as fuck>his pulp hero inspirations are all Anglo/white>actual rich black people don't fucking live in crime-ridden urban settings, they either get as far away as they can from those places or they live in the safest and most comfortable parts and don't give two shits about poor people>Batman has to constantly fight off the gay allegations or the pedophile allegations and black superhero fans do NOT like that shitBlack men like Spider-Man, Wolverine, Daredevil, Captain America, Blade, War Machine, Spawn, Invincible, etc. There's nothing about Batman that is "black".
>>153869086Like look at why black people like Invincible and compare him to Batman:>dad comes from a violently abusive culture that has no room for empathy or kindness>said culture is extremely pro (their) authority and lives to scrap>your dad beat the shit out of you and then dipped only to fuck another woman and give you a brother>the government is trying to fucking put you under their thumb>constant beef with criminals>your arches are: a smart white guy who sees you and your people as an existential threat and a smart black guy who blames you for his life sucking>you got raped by a woman and you like white women with fat asses>you quickly realize that damn, extreme violence really WAS the solutionBatman's parents are too kind and too rich for black people to emotionally identify with him. It's true that the cops are initially at odds with Batman, but things change so he can have a good relationship with the police. His biggest enemies are: a flamboyant clown mobster, a smart white twink, an ancient Asian who REALLY wants him to fuck his daughter, a DA with DID, a deformed mobster, a big scary latino, etc.And on top of that, Bruce has a stable job AND he raises all of his kids as a single dad.
>>153869086But there’s no “black Daredevil.”
>>153869324For now. But Daredevil is still "black">working class minority (Irish) who was picked on by white kids>mom dipped>dad smacked him around>criminals killed his dad>he likes white women with fat asses>one of your love interests becomes a druggie>the cops are out to get your ass thanks to a big fat white guy>guilt stemming from his Christian faith, anger stemming from his relationship with his father>very angry, very horny, sensation seeking
>>153854021>Blackman.https://youtu.be/TTt4P_2jj_M?si=rreO88SsGk1Ipe2B&t=152
>>153858740cute famly !
>>153871943Lucius is always hard at workhttps://youtu.be/zGXee5iU8cY&t=3
