New audio log drops at 7 EST. Commence with the shit talking of the Garou till then.
>>153855966Omg, Blair is on the right in the backHiiii!
>>153855966 I just noticed that when I just went to YouTube I did figure I should check if anyone else made something yet and it seems I did whatever happened to the funny alien show where they left off with most of the resistance dying last time?
>>153855966 I think I saw an image of who might be the legitimate daughter of Remold Blacklaw who probably gave him a grandchild and would be the half sister of Brokham "Brok" Blacklaw the female we seen a few images with a big muscles Might get some family tension if the son finds out that his sister or her sister is more tied into the supernatural already than he is.
>>153856200Half Life Zero Viscosity was shelved for the time being. Just wasn't pulling in the numbers Hunter was. Good thing too, it might've been years between Hunter episodes instead of just a year. Fucking scope creep, man.
>>153857730Great the thread's fucking ruined! Get the FUCK out of here Togo!
>>153855966I just hope Kitten isn't going to be "Angry screaming nutty man" from now on due to the trauma.
>>153855966 How long do we expect this episode to be?
>>153858807I'm gonna say it's an hour 30 of lore dumping the history of the different factions of the coalition
>>153857730I say that Togo should be loved and respected, appearing in every episode of HTP
>>153855966Yoooooo
>>153856319I think Remold has three kids. From a family pic it shows three people standing with him. One being Brok and two slightly older people, along with Occam, his mom (Remold’s sister) and Occam’s dad.
>>153859690Fuck off Togo
>>153857730I’LL KILL YOU TOGO!
>tfw you drop your 36 hamburger
I heard Grimal likes guacamole with her crips. Her favorite books are Wind in the Willows and Redwall. When she gets mexican she orders extra of that dark spicy earthy sweet sauce. I forget what its called.
>>153861834Where are you getting this info? Or is this a reference that I am unaware of?
>>153861541Hope she doesn't employ them at the meeting
>>153855966>regular updates again Wtf they actually buckled down?
>>153862511Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill. She just makes anime sketches of everyone in her moleskine sketchbook.
ELIPHUS IS INTO FAT BITCHES!
>>153863504I thought he was gay and into bara?
>>153864765Thats because liking fat bitches is gay
>>153857730Holy shit Togo get the fuck out
>>153855966about fucking time seen this on my front page and hoped /co/ had a thread upNuns with guns alla black lagoon time
>>153857730FUCK OFF TOGO!!!
>>153855966>7 EST>1AM my timewell, hope the thread stays till the morning.
>>153857730
>>153866197anon in starts i 15mins is another hour gonna kill ya?
>>153857730T-TOGO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153859690Shut the fuck up Togo.
>>153866275yesI need to wake up at 7
>>153866359pfff you only need 4 hours sleep
I hope we get more Amanda this episode. She cute
happening!
ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING
>>153866401My eyebags are big enough already
I'll have to watch later, enjoy hunters.
Oh hey Kryptman
Kryptman!
>lives in Sweden>releases new content when most Swedes with a job have to go to bedwdbmbt?
Occam is being very sassy today.
>Boy's enthused clappingamusing
There's a lot of FUCK THE COALITION energy in the room here...
>for far longer than you have, DThat's what YOU think, bitch.
>>153866675>boy’s enthused plappingthis is what ogerpon does behind closed doors
BLAIR
Oh no they are caught in a loop!
>BLAIRKILL HER
Found Perturabo
>>153866873No.
>>153866885Yes.
>>153866902>>153866903No.
>Bruva hamming up the Swedish accent>seemingly a Gothernburg one, despite living in Gävleinteresting. will this be relevant to the story?
>>153866913Yes.
>>153866928No.
ASMODAI!
Diplomacy with the FUCKING Coalition is certainly going well.
>That little giggle from Blair as VIOLENCE initiatesCute!
>Blacklaw's daughter stirring the pot out of spiteWhy is she like this.
OH NO SHE'S GOING TO EMPLOY THEM
BURGER LADY!
>Pentex wyrm agentsR U N
>>153867027I'M NOT THE BURGER LADY
>JobsThe horror...
TAXES!
Interesting they are using a hunter the vigil compact
>we'll do anything, so long as we get Marckus! Kitten still fails to understand just what kind of organization the Coalition is.
I hate the black woman in this entirely because she's black.He being a cunt is tertiary at best.
>Remold willing to cover itNice
video streaming is so retarded
>Giving money to Bri*sh un*onsewww gross
>nooo, rules!
A GA-NOME!
oh yeah of course tomtegubbar are real in WoD. tömtar å tröll!
>>153866873>>153866885>>153866902>>153866903>>153866913>>153866928>>153866936Homestuck reference
they appear to be dealing with a real gôôôô göbbe!
>>153855966uh, why is pentex present?
>>153867270Pentex worms (pun intended) its way into most things
>>153867270Pentex is always present. Especially when you think they aren't.
>Project TwilightEvil conspiracy revealed
>>153867270Cause the woofs attack their businesses
>>153867270because its pentex and they love corrupting everything as well as keeping watch on shit
>>153867270The Coalition is literally bankrolled by them.
Not looking forward to Blair's offer
I set the notification for this and it still hasn't popped up for me, fucking bullshit.
Kitten, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD stop signing these contracts.
>>153867309oh dear
Kitten is going to get them all fucked with all this signing...and we haven't even gotten to the direct Pentex rep
>>153867333>literally got fucking jewed into a devil contract for ONE squadKITTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Let's hope the woofs kill most of them
>>153867375They need to kick him outta this fucking room. He's a bigger liability than D at this point.
Just have Kevin dominate em
our boys are really bad at negotiating
>>153866459unironically best human character outside the family. unrelated, wishing we'll get a resolution to kevins sister since that's a very interesting plotline
>direct Pentex deal is by far the worstOh my fucking god.
The D family is being stupid here signing contracts without reading them. The others are also stupid for sending mooks into the werewolf grinder. Nobody wins.
Kitten for the love of fuck I don't care how much you want your ass fucked DON'T SIGN THAT
>>153867415They're LITERALLY the guys serving the force of death, rape and pain.
>>153867417Pentex wins. And that's what matters.
Welp they're dead.
>>153867417nvm door saves the day
NoNO!NOT TAXESANYTHING BUT TAXES
>every deal got retracted the MOMENT it came out that the D Family fucked up Pentex's operationsOn the one hand, this frees them from literal eternal slavery. On the other, Pentex now knows who to kill.
LUL THE CONTRACTS DIDN'T MATTER
>Contracts null and voidclose call
>>153867475In exchange, they've got Pentex watching them in earnest now.
>>153867475They got Pentex on their ass now though which is arguably just as bad
>Kitten putting Benedicte's men into existential crisesThe one smart thing he's done all night.
>>153867509they were already watching they were the flies last episode, keeping tabs on what happening and listenign to audiolog. They are EXTRA fucked now
>'greater good'Woman, you're a fucking tool for an org backed by Pentex. Your soul is worse than damned.
>>153867534And who do werewolves hate more than anything?
>>153867582Everyone else
YOU TELL 'EM BOY!
>>153867582other werecreatures
They're blowing up harder on them than anyone else kek
>>153867645It's really just all the built-up anger finally showing itself after the one group who bothered to remain showing itself to want to enslave them just like the rest.
>>153867436sweet
In another words, don't fuck with them.
>>153867581she can't hear you over the super rad wyrm drugs
Kitten really just needs to sit down and shut up. He's fucked up so hard here that the only reason they aren't getting assfucked into eternal slavery by Pentex right this instant is because of Door and Door only.
>>153867738>Those bugs methheads scream about being all over/inside them>Yeah those are real bugs >wyrm meth not even once
THANK YOU OCCAMFUCK YOU KITTEN
goddammit, go faster, videoGO FASTERI WANT TO KNOW WHAT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT
Based Occam
Oh the divorce papers
But D IS a Blacklaw!HE NEVER SIGNED THOSE DIVORCS PAPERS
THE DIVORCE PAPERS
Gay Wedding saves the day somehow!
>>153867534I hate Pentex as a lazy-ass plot device. They're just a liberal wet dream of THE corporation(s) from the early 2000s, but arguably the main villain of the splat being Exxon flattens the breadth of the lore and makes the werewolves seem like a bunch of total shitters. At least the Technocracy has more of an Illuminati mystique built into it, Pentex is literally just le evil polluting gas companies who are le greedy. It's such a weirdly pedestrian concept, and so goddamn lame and dated.Makes the Werewolves seem less like badass super-monsters and more like Captain Planet if he was a lobotomized retard. The super warriors with spirit magic are literally defeated by the local gas station.
GAY MARRIAGE FOILS PENTEX
Is the coalition have pentex's hand up their asses in the lore as much as they do in HTP?
uh-ohTHE MASQUERADE HAS BEEN BROKENRUN RAGING FAGGOT FAMILYRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTHE WYRM KNOWS YOU
>>153867869H:tP is actually pretty restrained on that front.
>>153867869Technically, every company has Pentex up their ass. HTP is actually downplaying how fucking bad their influence is.
>>153867859It does seem like the Camarilla and the technocracy should be able to fuck up pentex easily if they wanted to.Realistically all of the major players should either be mages or antediluvians
>THE COALITION STILL FUCKING WINS SOMEHOWI HATE PENTEX I HATE PENTEX I HATE PENTEX I HATE PENTEX I HATE PENTEX
>>153867924Pentex IS the Technocracy. The two are deeply, deeply enmeshed. And fuck no, the Camarilla cannot touch them.
>>153867934no its just the church, who also fight the wyrm.
All of them must be purged.
Let's hope they gain some priceless artifact in this mission
>>153867924The Technocracy can't do shit about Pentex without literally destroying themselves - the Syndicate are literally part of Pentex's top brass. And even at their most powerful, the Camarilla have nothing on Pentex.>>153867962If you think the Inquisition also aren't completely compromised, you're a fool.
Bout the best they could've done in this situation. Occam MVP
>>153867938No they're fucking not the only contact is via the syndicate and even then they don't really know what pentex is up to.Which is kinda retarded.
>>153867982well duh they have sabbat vampires warrior monks and daemons in the org
>somehow are more polite with the nearly useless Swedish guy>somehow he still ends up absolutely fucking dunking on them with his sole quick reply
>>153868001>No they're fucking not the only contact is via the syndicate And the Technocracy wouldn't fucking EXIST without the Syndicate. There's a reason that even though every other branch of the Technocracy fucking hates them, they're unwilling and unable to oust them. Because the Technocratic Union would collapse if they did.
>WoD >Everything not being completely and utterly fucked
>>153867859>Pentex is literally just le evil polluting gas companies who are le greedy.Not true. Not true. Pentecost is every corporate scumbag personified into a villain that can be fought. It is a wet dream, in that it creates a villain that can be fought, and depending on your chronicle, be beaten. Unlike the real world where killing the Board of Directors of BP just leads to another group of stuffed shirts getting elected and picking up where they left off. In WoD, ironically the problems of the world can be solved with violence. Using violence in our world only leads to more problems.
>>153868071is it really so hard to burn down a few skyscrapers?
>Vinny was the two italian inquisitorsThat's a surprise.
Hunter the Parenting is a TTS prequel CONFIRMED
>>153867924Yeah, 100%>>153867938The werewolves main enemy being just a civilian-facing subsidiary of a faction the cooler/stronger/better splats gets to face off with is genuinely pathetic.And that's at best, because the degree other entities control Pentex is questionable and depends on the specific source. In a lot of descriptions, it really is just a fucking weirdly evil and competent gas company.If Werewolf lore was being written today, they would just be facing off against quasi-republican tech bros like Elon Musk. And LOSING despite not!Elon Musk having no real teeth whatsoever other than USD.
>>153868086No, but they just get rebuilt. In WoD, that cuts off access to the Umbra and saves the world somehow.
>>153867787Don't blame Kitten; dude's just very very desperate. He wants his fiancee back, even if it means signing their souls down the whole.
FUCK YOU TOGO GET OUT OF THE EPISODE
>>153867982The idea that a corporation can do shit to a group of all powerful reality warpers who have a fucking dyson sphere that nuked an antediluvian is fucking silly. Werewolf the apocalypses is just stupid and badly written by furry/beastiality sex fetishists.Mage, vampire, and hunter are the only good game lines.
>>153868112You really have no fucking clue what Pentex is, do you?
>>153868142>he actually thinks the Technocracy can do anything major in reality without getting raped by Paradox>he thinks Pentex isn't stuffed full of their own mages and reality warpersThank you for going full mask off and revealing you're a worthless fucking secondary.
>>153868100Someone should force Joel to watch Karl's Swedish man to have a stream version of image related happen
>>153868127>by joining the church, his marriage is declared nullTruly son-in-law is still not ready.>>153868142>The idea that a corporation can do shit to a group of all powerful reality warpers who have a fucking dyson sphere that nuked an antediluvian is fucking silly.That is basically Mage. Yeah you have the power to do whatever you want...but then there's those other guys who don't want whatever you want and they outnumber you. And then things get complicated
>>153868142The corpos have vamps, werewolves, nephandi and all the powerhouses
Yall' mfr's think this is good content?
>>153868154It's literally just an oil corporation ran by normies.Yeah, I understand that they're REALLY evil and REALLY greedy, and they have enough money and connections that they dabble in supernatural shit, and have relationships with the technocracy, tainted by the Wyrm, yada yada.But they're still just an evil gas company.There's no amount of deep lore that's going to make that anything other than an eye-roll for me, dude. It's lame Bush-era nonsense.
why can't good ever form their own ridiculously OP secret conspiracy?
>>153868233>It's literally just an oil corporation ran by normies.>But they're still just an evil gas company.Yep. No idea what you're talking about.
>>153868233So you don't know what Pentex is.
>>153868233Anon no. It may have started as that but Pentex is a monster and probably the Wyrm's strongest tool. One of the Black Spiral Dancers and most powerful werewolves is one of their higher ups. That's who the silly radio man was who was flexing over Palmer was
>>153868242>"The good ones don't ever want to organize, the bad ones tend to want to organize because they lust after power."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJixMjW_Os4
>>153868189They killed ravnos, can you see fucking Pentex managing that?
>>153868233>It's literally just an oil corporation ran by normies.No. It's run by the most powerful werewolf in the setting and humans posessed by evil spirits. It is not an oil company. When it was Premium Oil, maybe it was a bunch of normies. By the time they bebecame Pentex, that was no longer a thing.
>>153868299Yes
>>153868242Conspiracies take a long time to build
>>153868299Do you have any idea what it took to kill him? Those mages cannot pull the same stunt again, it did that much damage to them.
>>153868233It 'started' as a normie oil company. It has since transformed into a hyper evil all influence super corpo comprised of vampires, evil mages, psycho werewolves, and everything in between that ultimately work toward raping the world and bringing about its destruction
>>153868273>>153868275>>153868279>>153868301>"You don't understand, Anon.">"They're a REALLY evil and REALLY dangerous oil company!"Okay, I'm not disagreeing with you or saying you're wrong, I'm saying the concept is fucking lame and stupid. Hello??? It's a fucking evil gas company??? You can staff it with as many monsters as you want, that's still a fucking lame concept.
>>153868329And yet there's no fucking way Pentex could kill Ravnos.
>>153868299Killing Ravnos literally crippled them beyond repair. And yes - Pentex could easily do so. Calling up a head of the Triatic Wyrm > anything any Ante can do, and this includes Lasombra merging with the Abyss and engulfing the planet and Ennoia earth-melding with the planet.
>>153868363They could. They just don't want to because evil and let the other factions fuck themselves making it easier on them to continue raping the world
>>153868380>Calling up a head of the Triatic Wyrm > anything any Ante can do, and this includes Lasombra merging with the Abyss and engulfing the planet and Ennoia earth-melding with the planet.nta but imagine living in the WoD where this is a real sentence with bearing on reality
>>153868353>It's a fucking evil gas company???Are you fucking dense? Pentex isn't just oil. We've been saying that a lot now. They are big pharma, big beef, and big ag. They are the NRA, the ESA, and private equity. Your home? Built by Pentex. Your groceries, grown on a Pentex farm and packed in a Pentex factory. Your phone, dug up with a Pentex mining firm and processed by a Pentex owned tech company. Everything you do designed to make you miserable and short sighted, seeking another endorphin rush.
>>153868038cash rules everything around me
>>153868400Explain to me exactly what Pentex could do to kill one of the strongest antideluvians
>>153868299>>153868380You also forget that because the Syndicate is in their back pocket, Pentex already HAS access to Technocracy resources. They could absolutely deal with an Antediluvian in the midst of torpor. They have Nephandi amongst them and thus a direct line to things that make anything in Vampire's gameline look totally irrelevant barring MAYBE Caine, they can call up Banes of extraordinary and devastating power, there are Wyrm-aligned entities considered totally unkillable even by peak level Methuselahs like Baba Yaga, etc. Pentex has all of these and more at their fingertips.The only reason they wouldn't motivate themselves towards doing something like killing Ravnos is because leaving Ravnos alive to eat all of Bangladesh and cause the Week of Nightmares actively benefits their mission statement of defiling the world.
>>153868233>It's literally just an oil corporation ran by normies.bahahahaht. wyrm agent
Keep in mind, Pentex "killed" a frenzying Ravnos after throwing everything they had at him. That wasn't even his full power. And I sincerely doubt the ante who can literally rape reality as he pleases would die like a bitch
>>153868232Yes, I enjoyed it thoroughly, its builds on the world and adds characters and character. Also comedy Belgians and Swedes
>>153866884Nah, he’s too small, and not one of D’s kids.
>>153868353Allow me to explain it to you like this.Pentex = supernatural Blackrock
>>153868591JESUS CHRISTO
>>153868486And THIS is why the WoD books are separate. When they interact, the powerlevels go all fucky wucky
>>153868457This is nobody likes wulf cause it's 90s kids gay idea of villans as a corporation that makes evil. It robs humanity of autonomy and has to bend itself into a retarded pretzel to keep the company from collapsing under it's own weight.
>>153868536Blacklaw's daughter is a HE?
oh, i was just jokingbut vaginalaw really might be on the wyrm drugs
>>153868353They are NOT an oil company. They are a genuine apocalyptic death cult, hastening the end of the world with the aim of getting to rule what little is left over. The means they use to accomplish this include:>Ardus Enterprises: Dump toxic and radioactive waste to irrevocably taint land.>Avalon Inc: Flood the market with cheap plastic toys that encourage toxic behavior whilst creating massive amounts of plastic trash.>Black Dog Game Factory: ...evil TTRPGS. I'll be real with you this one is mostly a joke.>Endron Oil: The dangerous oil company is ONE of the MANY things Pentex does.>Incognito: Fake internet vigilantes that leak info on competitors.>King Distilleries: Flood the market with cheap, heavily intoxicating alcohol and let rampant alcoholism do the rest.>Magadon Pharma: Produce shitty medicine, flaming public distrust in medicine and leaving them more susceptible to the OTHER side of the deal, marketing snake oil products.>O'Tolley's: Cheap, heavily processed food that's marketed towards the poor so their kids grow up fat, impotent and vulnerable.>Sunburst Computers: Give the people shitty, cheap electronics that their kids get obsessed with that leak their info online.>Tellus Enterprises: This one actually just ended up being what AAA games are like now, the joke became reality.>The RED Network: Heavily politicized talkshows that inflame hate, distrust and ideological zealotry while also shilling other Pentex products.To make it clear, Pentex is NOT AN EVIL OIL COMPANY. It is a HOLDING COMPANY that has its fingers in EVERY CORNER OF THE FREE MARKET with the EXPRESS PURPOSE OF ENDING THE WORLD.
Even in /co/, retarded Werewolf fans are still as thin-skinned as ever.
>>153868643I read this in Sir D's voice.
>>153868611Yeah no shit, refer to my previous post >>153868071It is hope-cope that the ills produced by greedy corporate clowns detatched from reality can be stopped by twisting their heads off, when we all know that in real life all you can do is wait for them to die and hope their replacement has a few more brain cells.
>>153868643This post radiates Sir D energy.
as said above Pentex is blackrock but replace jews with every evil super natural creatures/orgs on earth all severing the wyrm willingly and thus completely insane but wearing a sanity mask
Why isn't anyone ever allowed to dislike all of the retarded shit from Werewolf without you retards turning it into a hours-long debate?
>>153868643>They are a genuine apocalyptic death cult, hastening the end of the world with the aim of getting to rule what little is left over.Sounds like a typical oil company
>>153868611This is true, though. Pentex as a concept is pretty ridiculous. It's one of those things that really, really needs a good Storyteller who knows how to play them seriously.
>>153868693Even in WoD, nothing would change if you killed every member of Pentex's board of directors overnight or destroyed most of their subsidiaries (and survived the subsequent economic collapse). They'd be replaced in less than a day.
>>153868714pentex is found in every splat anon its just THE big bag for furfag the yiffing aint no one here playss that shit everyones a mage/vampire chad
>>153868111LMAOi literally read this right as ThunderPsyker said and it synced perfectly
>Dude evil capitalism can totally play in the same game as antediluvian demigods and reality warpers fighting a war over what they want the fundamental rules of reality to be.Werewolf was a mistake
>>153868714>episode is about Werewolf lore>why are you guys arguing about werewolf lore?
>>153868614Oh i thought you meant the chav. Nah she’s more of like a SoB than pert. Also kind of getting a exes vibe from them.
>anti-Werewolf fag seething and coping over being wrong so hard that he needs to spam the threadPathetic.
>>153868738Basically, yeah. OWoD's mistake was obsessing over making everything fit together. If you hate this, you should fucking see what Mage says every other gameline is REALLY about. Take ten minutes reading up on it, and you too will want to personally kill Phil Brucato/Satyros/Goatboy.
>>153868732Me personally I'm a hunterfag. Vampires? Werewolves? Strange Fae creatures? Ghosts n goblins? Kill em all.
There is going to be SO MUCH blood and violence if they spent this much time recruiting NPC fodder.
>>153868643>Black Dog Game FactoryBlack Shuck…
>>153868641What, no. Benedicte had a COMPLETELY NORMAL RATIONAL GOD-FEARING RESPONSE to attempt to turn those heretics over to the light of The Almighty and make them into a worthy weapon against the Devil herself.
>>153868731Killing Mike is going to accomplish a whole lot more than nothing
>>153868789Reminder that real, REAL Hunters are, in fact, the Chosen of God.
>>153868716Name which oil company owns Smith & Wesson. Name an oil company that controls Armalite.
>>153868805And I'm looking forward to seeing it
>>153868831He'd definitely be a blow to their powerblock amongst the BSDs, and a heavy loss of a major investment. But it wouldn't cripple let alone destroy them.
>>153868738>>Dude evil capitalism can totally play in the same game as antediluvian demigods and reality warpers fighting a war over what they want the fundamental rules of reality to be.90% of people were shit eating peasants 150 years ago. Capitalism is super fucking powerful. Give the new dog some credit.
>>153868738Only if you assume that Pentex is the sole adversary that the werewolves face, which it isn't. It's just one of the many prongs that the Wyrm uses to rape Gaia and ruin the world.The main enemy of Werewolf is the fundamental force responsible for the concepts of death and destruction, gone mad. It just so happens that one of its tools is human society itself, which it has infested, corrupted and warped into something foul, as is represented by Pentex because White Wolf can't just go around declaring that actual corporations are servants of not-Satan.
>>153868732>the villains of vampire are a retarded death cult of red shirt vampires intentionally designed to be as stupid as possible>the villains of mage are a secret society made up of men in black, big pharma, ghost busters, lockheed martin and blackrockworld of darkness generally has a pretty shit roster of villains lmao
art of Claire and Boy :)
>>153868882No
>>153868738>>153868773>>153868611>>153868693can still work if youre into philosophy and can metaphysicize or aestheticizecapitalism into being a zeitgeist or collective unconscious type of thing ala deleuze, M-Fisher, Nick Land, Marx, Adorno or Especially Baitte. disco Elysium is a good example as much as I disliked that game of how to treat capital and faceless devilrous corporations in both plot & philosophyhowever this is more imagination than the average leftoid is capable of. and certainly more than pseudolefties of Alfabusa would do (the ultra Catholics had no comment on their "ally's" legally dubious gay marriage)>t. migrant leftoid
>>153869093Fuck off, retard.
>>153868805Wouldn't capture the proper WoD Woof experience without it
>>153869093I respect the grind
>>153869130schizo political, economic and/or epistemology philosophy and only improve fiction. try travelling to /x/, /lit/ or reading a book and not internet shit sometime. right or left politics doesnt matter, channels like Alfabusa which have a monopoly of autists are morally obliged to grow their brains with incorporating this shit into their plots. fuck it ima lobby for it in these threads>>153869160 thx, preciate it
Can I have sex with sexy vampires and werewolf ladies and still be a good hunter?
>>153869306Yes.
>>153869093I mostly just ignore everything that contradicts other shit and just say that there may or may not be other entities or beings that may or may not be their own thing or an aspect of others and it meshes together fine. I mean these are supposed to be RPGs? Shit like core books and splats exist more as tools to give context and understanding certain things so you can add them in. It’s not like they want to dictate what is and is not real. Unless it’s the Kuei Jin or any of the other shit that was retconned… I hate V5.
>>153869306Vampires can't really have sex, anon. To them, drinking blood is sex. But if you've got a vampire you can somehow trust, then letting them drink some isn't a bad deal, because it feels akin to sex. A werewolf lady, well, I hope your cock is massive and you can go for hours.
>>153869225>schizo political, economic and/or epistemology philosophy and only improve fictionI dont think this would help hunter at this point. I do think this could help the norfolk wizard game since its more outright schizo. And it fit’s mage’s above-it-all writing attitude
>>153855966I liked this episode quite a bit, but I do have one major niggle with it, and it's not just the Newburgh Group rep. I can understand every group involved wanting to screw over the D Family. I can even get behind the contracts meaning jack diddly, as a fakeout. Obviously they were never going to associate with Pentex subsidiaries, and Door's characteristic hard-headed impulsiveness was on full display in outing Burger Lady. BUT WHY DID THERE HAVE TO BE SO MUCH SCREAMINGI actually have a headache from watching the damn thing, and I don't even jack up the volume on my computer, my ears have been damaged enough.>>153869306Only if they're evil. Because then you're preventing them from doing acts of evil by doing them.
shhh...
>>153869332humanity 9-10 anon they look human and dont need to use bloodpoints for sex. They can even eat food and stay up later than normal vampires
>>153869306Yes, there are Vamps that are not complete cunts and some that are trying to walk the path of redemption and maybe find a way out of their condition. As for woofs you would need to find one that isn’t a complete ragetard and is not in the “slaughter a warehouse of factory workers who have no idea what the worm is rawr Impergium II when” camp, also being a kinfolk would help, but that’s going to be a lot harder. But you would also have to have a specific creed.
>>153867582Fucking everyone? Garou are cunts
>>153867582The Wyrm
>>153869093>can metaphysicize or aestheticize>capitalism into being a zeitgeist or collective unconscious type of thingThat's basically the Syndicate of the Technocracy. But to make that into a compelling story requires not just knowledge of WoD, but a thorough unserstanding of Macroeconomics that quite frankly, I don't think anyone in his small team has. HtP is basically rendering WoD into easily digestable content for normies on behalf of autists who have years of experience selling their hobbies to their normie friends. What you're looking for is more advanced level stuff. It'd ve like trying to make a story about the an Administratum adept in 40k solving a murder case simply by identifying discrepancies in planetary tithes and local tax credits issued through Guard Requisitions. It's a nice within a niche that only the stoutest of neck beards can pull off; and you aren't going to find that here.
>>153869382I think they're still going to need prep time to not feel like uour sticking your dick in a clammy steak just pulled from the fridge.
Door you fucking retard
>>153869382If you've somehow managed to land a Humanity 9-10 vampire, then fucking congratulations, you man amongst men. We all aspire to be like you.
>>153869394>d a way out of their condition. As for woofs you would need to find one that isn’t a complete ragetard and is not in the “slaughter a warehouse of factory workers who have no idea what the worm is rawr Impergium II when” camp,So glass walker or bone gnawer
>>153869306>>153869332>>153869382Vampires can fuck with high humanity or by using Blush of Life. Alternatively you can find a thinblood chick with the Lifelike merit, make her a nice meal and bang her after
>>153869360certainly fixes the problem >>153869319 noted that everything gets reduced to capitalism bad unless you actually are able to make capitalism more interesting, which most good continental or occult philosophy does. D literally went on a short lecture on the Wyrm in the last audiolog, how hard would be for him or someone else to include:<the forces of big business are unknowingly being guided by occult energies seeking to>psychically drain the life out of the vitality of the masses and take out a player in the darkness cold war>bring forth a system which will accelerate the native, inexpressible drives within man to taboo breaking by forming such large conclumrates that already weaken national lawi mean werewolf v5 is pretty much just a rip off Mark Fisher's work but without any of the good prose
>>153868504I mean, you're wrong but why you are wring interests me.
>>153869544>I mean, you're wrongNo
>>153869485>So glass walker or bone gnawerYeah, more or less. But you should still be careful.
>>153869433>mage is the peak of WODindeed. im not asking for Ogrepoppy to literally force audiences to read Kant or the IMF reports or something, but one can ease audiences into more esoteric storylines and take influence from deep philosophy while still being understandable, especially as this series only has like 18 episodes yet is probably over 30 hours in content.again, tho i dislike disco elysuim, it pretty much did this perfectly
>D, you OTTOMAN CRETIN!That's a nice little callback that I didn't expect.
>>153867748Kitten's unambiguously a fag.The promise of buggery probably sweetens the deal.Homosexuality is definitionally wyrm-aligned.
>>153869676>mage is the peak of WODVampire the Masquerade is literally the only good part of WoD and HtP suffers every time it focuses on anything other than hunters hunting vampires. At this point, I'm only watching it out of schadenfreude to see how shit it gets after squandering all of its potential.
>Everyone yammering about Pentex>no one noticed D being horrified when Charles declared that gnomes are real>>153869373FUCK!
Just finished the videoI want burger lady to yell at my penis
>>153869834With or without the facegrill on?
>>153869809>the antideluvians>the wyrmboth kneel to the gnomes.
>>153869532The dude you quoted here, the way I’d do it is have it be a situation where you separate capitalism from corporatism. Sort of an idea that the free market has been tainted by the corporate entities who themselves lead to stagnation in all things and prevent any growth or cycles of renewal. Like if a corporation fucks up and is on the verge of collapse it should fall and make way for a new set of people to compete in an ever changing environment where companies and groups fight to be at the top not because they are the slimiest retards but because they offer the best service/goods possible. And when they get too big they either downsize or die like those that came before. Kind of a bullmoose philosophy on it which can tie into the nature of economics and how one may view the nature of shit like Pentex from both what they are from the supernatural and mortal perspective. But that’s still could be a little too heady for some people. The whole “capitalism bad raaaah fight da powah” is part “the message” and part that it’s easy to write. Anyone can write an evil corporation because you effectively just take one from real life change its name and say it’s run by actual demons and monsters. But adding nuance and a way to fit it in is what will actually make the difference. To take it back to the bullmoose comparison many hunters do it for the sake of freedom, to not have to worry about some immortal jackass turning some poor schmuck into a juice box or some milkling deciding to pull a epig prank and make some guy forget his mother’s face. So to have them in turn fight in the name of a truly free market out of the purview of both a force of economic and physical entropy and stagnation would be apt. Anyway sorry for rambling that’s my $5.55.
>>153869864Not Swedish enough, delete and reformat.
>more "le inquisition bad" stuffWasn't the Inquistion in WoD literally and unequivocally right? Like they straight up were just completely right about the supernatural threats and they made the vampires shit their pants for a good while.
>>153869850withthe voice modulation further stimulates me
>>153869850Do you reckon burger lady has a nasty Wyrm mouth under her mask?
>>153869892They also massacred good and innocent humans untouched by the supernatural in the process because they went full scorched earth and never held back.
>>153869916She's going to have a nasty worm in her mouth if she takes it off, I can assure you of that.
>>153869892Mmmm no? The Shadow Inquisition was dedicated to hunting supernatural threats and learning about them. The First Inquisition was just a wildfire that destroyed everything it touched regardless if they were some supernatural evil or not. And the victims included members of the Shadow Inquisition. Our modern Inquisition is made up of the dumbfucks that killed skilled warriors of God for political gains
>>153869868I think youre missing the broader point. the negative examples i gave on how they could frame big business like pentax and shit was just cus they are clearly already aiming for them as the villains (regardless of my own leftoid politics).my point is that you can have capitalism is evil or whatever while having it not being boring/uninspired leftoid slop. my solution by actually characterising capitalism through existing deep philosophy who could actually make capitalist villains cool and interesting (like disco elysuim for the hundrednrh time).ultimately your right that "crapitalism is evil" is low effort crap. philosophy and a more nuanced take on capital ala marx or even restraints of Teddy make for better stories
>>153869932>>153869947>muh good supernaturals Who, the furries? The vampires? The house of tremere?I'm not even gonna talk about how the real life inquisition is the most overstated shit to have ever become a propaganda talking point because that's not the one in question.
>>153869834When she is in murder hobo mode? Or when she has those dilated eyes that indicated arousal from hearing Palmer's voice?
>>153868738Capitalism (or really, it's more corrupting aspects) is just an aspect of the Wyrm, as was feudalism, and so on. Humanity was given structure, reason, and thought by the Weaver, and with it they build structure and society to better themselves. The Wyrm builds all that seeks to corrupt and destroy that society through subjugation and anti-societal behaviors. The Triad has basically fallen away to just be a dualistic struggle between the forces of order and stasis vs the forces of chaos and decay.
>>153870013They also massacred good and innocent HUMANS UNTOUCHED BY THE SUPERNATURAL in the process because they went full scorched earth and never held back.
>>153870013>muh good supernaturalsI said nothing of the sort. I said true faithful servants of god. They were 100% dedicated to hunting down vampires and werewolves, then were forced to join the dudes hunting for heretics or be destroyed. Which, of course, is bullshit. If the Inquisition was doing such a good job, the Messengers would not be making Imbued Hunters everywhere.
>>153870076...How do you know of them!WHO SENT YOU?!?!
imma log off rn. it's 3am and I got shit to do tomorrow. hopefully this thread will still be up then.hope i at least have some food for thought also no Amanda in this audiolog was bullshit
>>153870112Esoterica is so confusing. Can't I just wave a stick and say "SHAZAAM!"?
>>153870022murder hobo, easy
>>153870066Scorched earth is an extremely understable thing to do when dealing with vampires and wolves and demons when you don't even have a shotgun to blast them in the face with.
>>153870139>tfw god will sort them out
>>153870008Okay I get you and I did cover on that a bit. It’s all a matter of having a spectrum of figures and ideals be presented with different things being presented in different ways and for different reason. I know that’s sounds broad and pretentious so I’ll give an example. Like let’s say you have a Pentex middle management type who is not high enough to know about the Wyrm (or at least the full scale) stuff but at the same is just plodding on because he needs to pay bills. Like someone can tell him about it all and show him but that won’t really change anything for him since he is still going to have to keep the lights on and put food on the table for his family. Only now he knows that he is getting paid by monsters and that the food is most likely corrupted demon flesh. He could give everything up and run to join some commune in the woods or whatever but in the end that won’t do much of a dent and he will still have to contend with survival and taking care of his family. That’s a real banal way to have it, some guy working a shitty job that is killing shit not out of any loyalty or madness but because he is just resigned to it. It also reflects on the kind of people that would become hunters. They’re not usually going to be your average joes. I mean sure they work and have jobs but they’re not exactly all there in terms of mental health and discovering the supernatural and meeting with the messengers (depending on the version) just made things worse. I mean all of the D family are unemployed and focus mostly on Hunting and studying the occult.
>>153870139Maybe for werewolves by weakening their ties with kinfolk, but Vamps will at best use the innocents as early warning systems, at worse manipulate them into being scapegoats so they can get off free.
>>153870139>humans untouched by the supernatural>humans untouched by the supernatural>humans untouched by the supernaturalCope all you like, but WoD's Inquisition killed plenty of ordinary innocent people and a lot more than were killed in real life, because WoD is edgier and darker than real life.
>>153869364>BUT WHY DID THERE HAVE TO BE SO MUCH SCREAMINGEspecially hotblooded and angry D + extremely worried Kitten + evil as fuck Coalition = lots and lots of screaming.
>>153870022I like to think of this as Blair’s business mode. It’s where she is chill and has to actually be diplomatic-ish. While “business” mode is her going apeshit. She probably has some shit in the filter of her mask she huff regularly and can close it up when she has to be normal.
Guys, I have a feeling if we get Markus back; it will not be in on piece. He's either gonna get VERY critically wounded, or worse, he won't be the funny spunky guy anymore given the trauma.
>>153869782Faggot.
>philosophy>philosophy>philosophynigga try thinking for yourself sometime instead of overwriting your worldview each time you read a book made by a dead german
>>153870242"Normal" as if she isn't constantly doped up on something. Girl probably hasn't slept in 8 years.>>153870248Might go through an Awakening desu, if there is any way to awaken a Mage it's to dip him straight into the collective UnReality of the universe. I'd be surprised if he isn't a mage, maybe very gifted with Entropy given his encounter with the Wyrm.Speaking of, Matilda is probably having to Doomguy her way through every fucking Bane in the Umbra with Marckus' presence beckoning them.
>>153870251Be as retarded as you like, but Vampire the Masquerade is the World of Darkness and the World of Darkness is Vampire the Masquerade. Mage shit, werewolf shit and all of that other shit are irrelevant side-projects that only appeal to hipsters and retards.
>>153870265Lmao.
>>153870248He is going to lose his eye and it will be replaced by the Oculus or some shit. That or he will get imbued and go a bit schizo. Or Matty will rape him
>>153870182vampires as a common tactic will turn somebody into a vampire and then send them into a hunter's waiting arms preferably dominated and brainwiped to think theyre them.
>>153870291The only retard here is you and I completely refuse to indulge your faggotry.
>>153870108Them
>>153870289“Normal” relatively speaking. Palm can’t be there because he needs to trudge through tomato sauce so she has to represent.
>>153869834Listen here you horny retard:DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN WYRM PUPPETS.YOU WILL SUFFER A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH.
>>153870343Kinda speaks to how well contained First Teams are from their "medication" for Palmer to be willing to send a complete fucking psycho like her to do negotiations and it actually mostly worked. If they didn't have the paperwork communist they probably would've sold their souls to the Wyrm.>>153870362>"Thanks for the unprotected sex anon, now I am going to get an abortion in the name of the Wyrm!"
>>153870302Very nice pic.
>>153870362it's okay anonno contactjust yelling
>>153866873That was foreplay to them
Give it to me straight.In WOD, what is the single most powerful entity or class that you could realistically be while still remaining unrestrained to any of the the orgs, uncompromised by not directly interfering with any of the structures of the world while still being able to live a normal life?Basically a thing which any org sees and goes "fuck that i'm not going near that thing."
What if Marckus freed the Wyrm from the gimpsuit and chastity cage?
>>153870476Yeah she is going to consult the canon to find loopholes that let them fuck and conceive a 2nd child right now.>>153870488Mummy or Orphan Mage probably.>>153870498Calamity, unless humanity can either re-balance the Triad or create a new balanced Dyad as the state of affairs. The issue with the Wyrm is that it's more a cosmic consequence of the state of the planet than anything. The Wyld is dying from the conflict between Wyrm and Weaver, and Gaia is dead - all of the things of the world having been sculpted like clay from her flesh.
>>153870333I hope you don't mind having your balls hooked up to a car battery
>>153870476They definitely dated at some point right? That’s not just me picking up on that?
>>153870194Well, who were these humans and why were they hunted? Just muslims and jews? Possible supernaturals? Suspected ghouls?
>>153867417whole thing is a leadership and negotiation clusterfuck only halfway through but god damn are these chumps getting fleeced a high value asset like the hunter data attracting infiltrators and open assault should have been discussed and had explicit defensive pacts in place preemptively zilch on open assault or regular ghoul or wider supernatural threat control completely clueless on the next to most minor due diligence even before just the lack of enough armed bodies for serious defensethese chumps were set up to fail so blatantly they should be questioning how many of these guys were planning to steal the data themselves and if the werewolf actually beat them to it let alone forgetting the ghoul duplication of the data is a VERY valid concern here as well as much wider infiltration and corruption throwing out good intel in a supernatural war gives little room for good intentionslike holy fuck were D and Fatigue right about these crooks failing to hold them accountable for the least of this stuff has got them right to paying the bill for the coalitions bullshite after a half dozen betrayals and fleecing's at least
>>153870610NTA but in the World of Darkness, yes, yes, and yes, but also god-fearing lay members of the Roman Catholic church, randos who they could get political influence and property from by killing them, and just any random jagoff that they didn't like or to get their sick kicks torturing. They have only ever been portrayed as Claude Frollo-tier cartoonish villains, sinister, insidious puppets to the really dangerous supernaturals across splats, or unwitting pawns in the shadow war. >the WOD (Normal) Inquisition was full of mouthbreathing ape-brained violent retards, corrupt priests, political operators, and zealots who don't know anything about anything who kill those that do, making everything worse>Yes, I know that this isn't the same as the IRL Inquisition.
>>153870302jokes aside; I SERIOUSLY hope they don't pull a rape in this story. Just would feel too "shock for drama". Markus getting mentally hurt dealing with the umbra, or being in the pretense of angry terrorist wolves would be enough.Then again, I hate rape for drama.
>>153870302>>153870715oh please, like the scandicuck writers have the fucking balls to even ELUDE to thatand rape is good when it at the very least makes sense
>>153870610>>153870708It's worth remembering that for a very long time the Catholic Church was pretty much dominated by Vampires and it wasn't until well after the First Inquisition did they clear out their ranks. Vampires nurturing Hunters and Inquisitors and feeding them info to off their vampiric rivals is a common tactic - most hunters are just fodder or pawns for vampires, and there are a decent number of ghouls who started out as hunters.>>153870715>>153870736For wolves, non-kinfolk humans are seen as pests and nuisances, she isn't going to fuck Marckus. At most she'd maybe fuck Kitten but inter-breed sex is frowned upon.
>>153869093kill youself
>>153870715>>153870736I wasn’t being serious about the rape I just posted it as a joke and an excuse to post the pic.
>>153870827did anyone save the black talon company rape wife?the one raping a normie human and making him take care of the pups?
>>153870689It’s odd that no one is investigating the chapter house aside from the member and the D clan. I would figure at least one of the groups would try to set something up?
>>153870736>ELUDEthe word you are looking for is "allude". To elude is to evade or escape
>>153870775>decent number of ghouls who started out as hunters.I mean, being a ghoul hunter who just murders vampires for vitae does seem to be a valid way to hunt if you're baller enough
>>153870876fuck off grammar nazi
>>153870881Oh it is, pic related is so effective he is over a 200 years old and has the local Camarilla go on the run whenever he shows up in an area. And anyone who doesn’t leave gets blood hunted.
>>153870827Nah I know, it's why I said jokes aside. I mean I'm a fan of CNC as a kink, but actual rape I just find extremely uncomfortable. I only bring it up because /co/ and /v/ seem to love talking about it when it comes up; and iwth the Invincible show, EVENTUALLY they're going to tackle *that* scene.
>>153869782>Vampire the Masquerade is literally the only good part of WoD and HtP suffers every time it focuses on anything other than hunters hunting vampires.Agreed.Take the antagonists of what they represent from the splats. The Mage splats are a good showcase. Technocracy are cool, but they're ultimately a distillation of>*smokes weed* >"Dude, what if, like, the fight is about what we think reality even IS, man, like, science is just opposed to magic in how we VIEW shit."The fight in mage is for the collective unconsciousness, which is the most reddit view of reality possible. Life is just a collective amalgamation of post-modern delusion, and mages are powered by being more delusional than anyone else. Gay. "Dude, life is heckin' SUBJECTIVE!!! It's about what people FEEL is real!"Meanwhile in Chronicles Mage, it takes an almost diametrically opposed view of how the cosmos and magic works. Objective truth DOES exist in the supernal realm, but it's been perverted by the exarchs, who are basically the gnostic demiurge. Reality itself is a completely fabricated perversion, and mages have power because they can see glimpses beyond the veil to higher truths beyond human sight.WoD Mage makes me think of a crystal bitch smoking pot, CoD makes me think of gnosticism and The Matrix. There really is not a comparison. The Seers of the Throne are a billion times more interesting than the Technocracy.
>>153870895I'm just a grammar guy anonno need to thank me for the book learnin'all in a day's work
>>153870925>CNCgod, i despise women
>>153870498Reality ends and the Wyrm most likely kills itself after, forever breaking the Triat and preventing any new Tellurian from ever being created again.
>>153870881Well, ghoul as in a vampire's thrall ghoul, not a free-swinging vitae enthusiast. Mortal operatives skilled in the craft of vampire slaying are a useful asset to keep in a vampire's courtie. It was one of the big events in one game I did, actually. The Hunter group we were in got info leaked to us about a local vamp's operation so we did a successful sting to take them out, only to get black bagged and taken to an auction held by some even more powerful vamps where our op and how we performed in them was used by the vampires to determine the price for bidding.
>>153870928>chronicles autistyou guys are the vegans of WOD.
>>153870968Changeling is worse in WoD, Werewolf is worse in WoD, Mage is worse in WoD, Hunter is worse in WoD.CoD really is better in every way except that Vampire: The Requiem is shit. I very seriously doubt there would be any debate about which setting is better if Vampire: The Masquerade wasn't heavily carrying the entirety of WoD on its back, and since 5e it's been like they're actively destroying the lore on purpose.
>>153871020as i said, you are the fucking vegans of wod. every time I have to listen to this shit its like having to deal with a linux user or a vegan and bring up Chronicles/nwod completely unprompted by anyone.
>>153871020Nevermind the other guy. I respect your hustle Anon, and I do hope you enjoy it.
Door dropping Worm Freak with the hard R (the Coalition is filing the HR report as we speak)
>>153871080The settings are married. Inextricably linked. Where one is, the other follows. It actually boggles my mind why you would be surprised by this. It's like stepping out in the rain and then bitching that thunder is the "veganism" of the weather because it shows up unprompted with the rain.I guess I'm just accusing you of being stupid. You're stupid.
>>153870950Ok genius you got a better term for it? Please, tell the class.
Apparently VinnnyVinesauce was one of the Italians Nice.
>>153871110Fuckin A
>>153871169Both Italians actually
>>153871096Don't you fucking start encouraging it, you don't browse /wodg/, this shit happens every couple of threads. chroniclefags are the bane of wodg because people stopped talking about their setting half a decade or so ago and keep seething about people playing 20th. >>153871127faggot, this is what i mean, you act superior and go ERM HOW IS TELLING YOU YOURE WRONG FOR NOT PLAYING THE PEAK THAT IS CHRONCLIES.its because i dont fucking care about the strix, i dont care about the pure or Atlantis bro. the ruleset may be better but the setting isnt as gonzo off the walls bullshit. i enjoy my nazis in hollow earth, I enjoy counter earth having a weird computer heaven for technocrats, i enjoy my methuselah who eats entire concepts. Chronicles just doesn't have the same sense of literally anything goes that old wod does. its a gonzo setting of insane deranged bullshit. if you don't think sharks made of evil possessed radiation powered by demon spirits are the tightest shit then you clearly aren't worth acknowledging as a human being with rights.
>>153870302The Matilda fanfichttps://archiveofourown org/works/64589266
>>153871169wonder how the fuck they got vinny to do this. dont think he's ever mentioned being particularly into wod at all. hell joel has played vtmb on stream before id expect him first
>>153871204>I like it 'cuz it's dumberOkay.
Would Benedicte be a good stepmother to Boy
>>153871309Remove the stepand no Boy is with Door for a reason
>>153871167rapeplay
>>153871274go back to crying about how pentex is bad because theyre silly. I'll enjoy my silly cartoon villains you retard, if you don't get dnd that makes you evil and kill yourself and people ala Satanic Panic is fun, you wouldn't be welcome at my table because you'd be a little faggot who wants to emulate some gay fagtarded actual play kys.
>>153871309No but her and door were certainly flirting
I'm still enjoying this and all, but boy do I miss the blankbody focus.
>>153871309No.
>>153871330>Everyone I disagree with is the same personAlso, swearing doesn't make you seem confidant. It's like listening to a little dog bark.
>>153871265There was a recent clip where Vinny basically said "I like doing the Mario voices, if you want me to do it for your shit hmu" like he did for that recent Fox in Space vid. Vinny is generally open about being down for doing voices for projects if someone reaches out.
>>153871478hunter has always been the crosssplat game, you do weird bullshit and hunt down supernatural freaks. hunters hunted was the only one with a focus on vampires, vigil and reckoning have you square up with other freaks and geeks. >>153871499eh swing and a miss for me, better luck next time eh?
>>153870868yeah a fucking sun mage is a peak asset for a larger power center than the house currently is considering the diplomatic implications this deal should have been grounds for expansion of the chapter, nay demanded it reallyif it was a legit deal seems very likely that rather than openly betray the hunters yarmoth house was a pawn for an "allowed" theft of the data to save face and tie up internal loose ends they might be intentionally agitating to see if Occam and co got wise to the con or a peer they considered merely an asset got one over on them
Well now I know why the next one is gonna be about grimal, the D family just screwed out of her job
>>153871599Also if she is the ghoul doesnt this make her mission null?
>>153871317I swear if Door and Benedicte "The Parent Trap"-ed their kids and Boy's secret twin appears I'm going to riot
>>153871663It'd be funny if his twin was a literal choirboy who does no wrong and would never hurt anyone
>>153871663That's the secret, Akira cross wasn't Boy's self insertIt was what he imagines his twin brother to be like And all that stuff did happen to him but through the lens of a child
A piece of Samason from Norfolk Wizard Game I did a while back
Just watched, god damn is Occam based coming in clutch like that. Fuck, maybe now he can actually go out into the field and do some actual hunting, rather than just bureaucrat all over the place instead.
>>153871758Nice
>>153871640Still saying Dr. Waters is the Ghoul until otherwise proven wrong
>>153871412I saw the sexual tension but was afraid to mention it
>>153870022Blair and boy /ss/ art when?
>>153871810Logically I know it's probably Grimal and I'm sticking to that, but the next audiolog is going to vindicate either you or the ghoul!Harry anon, and I'm not sure which one would annoy me more.
>>153871859Right after the grimal and elise duo /ss/
>>153871833>Door and Benedicte in their logic loop>Me: My God, WOULD YOU TWO JUST FUCK ALREADY! SEND ME PICTURES LATER!
>>153871986Can you imagine Door's pillow talk?>You must be well-built to receive punishment like this. I approve.
>>153871999>You walls are well made, but my instruments are more than capable of penatrating them and delivering my requisitions to their needed area
>>153871810If Waters was the Ghoul, why would she be doing drugs?
>>153871758My second progression of the NWG gangBill
>>153871758>>153872043Good stuff anon.
>>153872041To try and stave off vitae withdraw a little. We already know that Guy Chapman did the same.
>>153872050Got a third that Sybil and I'm in progress of Parker as the fourth. The theme of them is obvious: Faces of their Avatars.The four novitiates having their faces fused with their avatars. I quite like them
>>153871127Yeah, but this thread is specifically about something tied the World of Darkness alone, not the Chronicles of Darkness. The strongest CofD link is one of the orgs being inspired by the Union from HtV, but that's still not a springboard for you to proselytise for CofD. You're as obnoxious as a DCfag who goes into a Marvel thread to talk about DC's superiority and argues that they're totally on topic because of the obvious links between the two franchises.
>>153872086That Sybil
I do enjoy the Alfabusa team's work, but goddamn, the more I read about the wider setting, the less interested I am in it and the more I wish they had gone with another property after Warhammer screwed them over.
Are the leopoldites in the thrall of the wyrm like the rest of them? Aren't the the most knowledgeable hunters by a country mile? If anyone should be able to avoid being thralled by supernaturals it's them.Also do they have any connection to the celestial choir?
>>153872197Enough people are trying to control the second inquisition and succeeding that no one is really succeeding and they have relative autonomy
>>153872194the thing to remember about WoD is that you can take or leave anything for *your* WoD setting, you don't need all of the connections for the story to work.That said, I think every set of chapters is an "upgrade" in the severity of supernatural threats they face - Ch 1 was Vamps (generally the weakest supernaturals you can play with), Ch 2 is now Werewolves (powerful on a physical and spiritual level, but can still be bodied by other stronger supernaturals. Ch 3 could be mages (probably by virtue of the Special Projects Division) or going into banes and spirits or something like that with Pentex and the Nephandi.>>153872197>Are the leopoldites in the thrall of the wyrm like the rest of them?Less so, but there are sects of Christianity turned Wyrm-worshippers, albeit Protestants are way more vulnerable for that with prosperity gospel and the like.>Aren't the the most knowledgeable hunters by a country mile?Arguable, there is another sect of Eastern Orthodox hunters which worked with the KGB and now the FSB which is very powerful and knowledgeable, and even have their own blankbody agents in vampire organizations. Islamic and Jewish hunter orders also exist and are generally very powerful with linear magic which is mostly lost to Christian hunter orders.>Also do they have any connection to the celestial choir?No, Mages have very little interplay with Hunters generally speaking. The Technocracy wants to maintain Consensus and the Traditions don't need to pick fights with any more foes than necessary.
>>153872197>Are the leopoldites in the thrall of the wyrm like the rest of them?No.>Aren't the the most knowledgeable hunters by a country mile?Primarily regarding vampires, werewolves are a secondary threat to them, and they have even less knowledge about anything to do with the Wyrm.>If anyone should be able to avoid being thralled by supernaturals it's them.They aren't serving the Wyrm intentionally, but they're not well-informed enough to know that the Pentex bunch are fundamentally, well and truly evil on a scale far beyond typical corporate greed.>Also do they have any connection to the celestial choir?Historically. One of the factions responsible for the Inquisition is the Cabal of Pure Thought, who were booted out of the Celestial Chorus for being over-zealous dogmatists. In return, the Cabal went on to become one of the founding members of the Order of Reason, played a part in orchestrating the Inquisition (and turning it on the Chorus who were identified as heretics) and gradually evolved from religious fundamentalists into more general authoritarians, becoming what is the New World Order today.
>>153857730FUCK OFF TOGO!!!!!
>>153872269>the thing to remember about WoD is that you can take or leave anything for *your* WoD setting, you don't need all of the connections for the story to work.Yeah, that's one component in what's driving the reducing interest. Things are simultaneously trying to have everything connected but everything separate and it only causes a massive mess that invites a greater amount of lazy or poor writing because contradictions "don't matter".It gets even worse when you try to talk to anyone else from the sheer number of different versions of the setting that get generated from people doing this, and while that may be present with every setting, the deliberate encouragement only serves to create even more confusion than normal between canon, headcanon, homebrew, etc.
The Church Soldiers are super dead, right?
>>153872459Super-duper! It took like 6 of them plus a skinthief to beat one wolf in the Philippines. But they will die comedic deaths.Honestly they probably would've had an easier time just negotiating with the wolves than doing all of this.
>>153872459Oh for sure.
>>153872483I assume that modern leopoldite hunters are better equipped then the one's in the failpenis.
>Dad, is Sweden a real place?>Yes son, unfortunately it is.>I don't believe you. I like how much lip they're giving Boy.
>>153872514I mean, the functional difference between a gun from then and now VS any supernatural is kind of negligible, especially on the higher scale like fighting Werewolves. A full squad of dudes with fully automatic rifles magdumping into a werewolf is still only dealing damage they "soak", able to regenerate the lost HP via rage on their turn. They are requisitioning silver bullets which does make it better, but only if they are fighting as actual werewolves - they could still shift as humans or wolves and silver then does nothing to them, and they still have access to a lot of their abilities in those forms too. Depending on how the Werewolf cell is operating, they may even have kitted out Kinfolk allies with some supernatural enhancements.
>>153872157The settings quite literally sprang from the same setting, same company, just split because of bizarre bureaucratic entanglements.100% if I want to criticize the lore, bringing up the other branch is completely valid. It's like comparing two fruits from the same tree. Getting butthurt about it just makes you sound like some fanboy consumer.
>>153868142>nuked an antediluvianAn antediluvian who was too off his tits on frenzy to do anything smart with his disciplines.
>>153872666Or got so good at his illusions that he zero-summed by ollying into his own better illusionary world (which he made real).
>>153872649Talking shit about the actual setting that HtP is focusing on and trying to shift the subject to another setting mostly unrelated to HtP makes it seem like you're trying to artificially create discussion around CofD and are still hyper-bitter about people abandoning CofD in favour of 20th Anniversary WoD.
>>153872610This does bring up a point. We're swinging for the big leagues now, what can a relatively small group of Hunters even accomplish at this point?
>>153872710Well what if Markus becomes a mage and D turns him into a proper powerful one? If he's anything like Magnus he's going to be one strong as shit mage.
>>153855966Nice>>1538625955.2 REALLY fucked with their schedule and they got worried about weird delays again
>>153872710"Armageddon for all"
>>153872710We'll have at least>The D family, who has access to heavy-caliber weapons like M60s and D himself seems to have some kind of an enchanted sword and a klaive, a werewolf-devised weapon for killing other werewolves, with Big D's experience backing them.>The Blacklaws, with access to linear magic and built-for-purpose weapons alongside a vast repertoire of scholarship behind them.>4 Leopoldites with silver bullets and probably some kind of supporting linear magic.>2 squads of FIRSTLIGHT era special forces, equipped for the job.>A variable group of street hunters with local experience.>(Maybe?) Kevin and Chapman, one a fairly powerful vampire with domination magic and the other is a very skillful ghoul.>(Maybe?) any of Marckus' friends who'd be willing to try and help however they can.Going forwards, I suspect whoever in that cast survives the throwdown with the wolves will be part of the main or extended cast, so it can be a pretty effective lineup so long as they play their cards right.
>>153872459Absolutely.
>D getting annoyed at 40k fanboys yelling HERESY at everything
>>153872795oh, and a Pentex squad, but they will probably be antagonists even before the whole escapade ends.
>>153872710Well if Boy turns out to actually be an Oracle that's pretty big.
>>153868682It could be worse, really.You could be dealing with the last bitter Lunar fans of Exalted (the ones who aren't just upfront about only being into the splat to engage in furry sex fantasies, I mean)
>>153872746As much as D knows, he's not a Mage, so he wouldn't be able to train Markus; recall that during the omelette video he briefly discusses Wizard hunting methods. In fact he's very likely to consider Markus' awakening a worst case scenario, he explicitly does not want him to blindly experiment with something that can blow up in his face and Paradox is the most severe form of that.
>>153869738go back chud >>>/pol/
>>153872917If Boy is an oracle doesn't that make he basically a god that that could solo an antediluvian?Aren't Oracles basically the strongest that a pc can possibly get in WoD?
>>153873141Nah, Oracle is an end-state in that when you achieve it all worldly interests your PC had up to that point are over, much like Goncala for vampires. Thusly it's also very ambiguous as to what it ever is cause if anyone did achieve it, they don't stick around to talk about it.
That wasn't as good as 5.3, but it was pretty decent
>>153873141They are legendary endgame / NG+ mages who have ascended or purposely hit the pause button just short of it to help or fuck with the world. They're a big deal
>>153869738Gay marriage is literally what saved them from an eternity of being Wyrm debt slaves.
>>153873188I got kinda exasperated by how bad they were at negotiating. At the very least they should've listened to every proposal before signing anything, and asked for specifics on what they would be getting out of it. They were acting much too desperate and were getting royally screwed in every conceivable way.
>>153867859>using 'liberal' as derogative in 2026>when republicucks and conservatives are becoming more cringe every year
>>153873236Especially DYou would think he knows how to make deals at this pointThe situation showed everyone how flip floppy the family is and how it’s not worth it to help them
>>153869306The Ashwood Abbey would like a word with you. Heard they’re hiring
>>153873282That anon’s net worth is not nearly high enough to join
>>153869809>>153869864Nobody been asking the hard questions…What about gnomish immigrants?What about gnomes marriage?What about gnomes having a taste of that sweet elven gabussy)
>>153870362His dick will be infested with worm after the sex
>>153873236>Family of social outcasts in a desperate situation>Not one of them is statted out for face situations except unironically Chapman, Kevin, and OccamIt went about as well as I expected, but it probably shouldn't have taken so much time
>>153873333These aren't those kind of gnomes. These are the Swedish gnomes. The kind where you need to leave food out or they eat your guts, the kind that will turn a forest against you if you don't reciprocate their generosity(of not making the forest rip you apart slow and painful like)
>>153873225All apart of the wyrm’s 4d chess master plan
>>153873225>>153873658Bros... We just got Occam's Razor'd... He's fucking dying at the end isn't he bros?
>>153873740>A Patriarch>Sun PowersOh boy were going places
>>153873740Very, very likely.
>>153873236Counterpoint: Deals matter less when you're a vagabond cunt who doesn't care about rules.It's a piece of Swedish paper, bro. You can wipe your ass with it and renegotiate later; no reason to treat it like it's a spiritual bind with the fae.>"You have to do this, you have to do that, you have to--"You don't have to do anything. They can drive away in their bus at will and tell them to go fuck themselves. Not a hard problem to solve. What, is a death squad going to get sent after them to pay their taxes? They have to get Black Shuck, and pay some lip service, it's actually not that bad, and they're hunters so Black Shuck was already on the table for getting whacked anyway.Getting sweaty over contracts is an impulse for normie pedestrians. We're talking about vigilantes who want to kill vampires who infest the government, dude. What, they might get a call from a lawyer? Who gives a fuck.
>>153873913Did you miss the part where if they broke their deals, they'd get hunted and executed by the Coalition's members? And where several of those deals entailed essentially turning them into borderline (or literal) slaves, with their lives and all their assets and possessions completely owned by the Coalition - and therefore Pentex?
>>153873966>It's dangerous!The coalition tongues my balls.You'd never make it as a hunter, you're too scared of shit. Got no balls for the coalition to lick.If I showed you a cavern entrance and told you to go in there and kill vampires, you'd probably cry about vampires hiding in the dark, too. Let the bastards come.
>>153872483the woofs send their demands already, didn't they?a copy of the data that was destroyed.doesn't seem like it's much of an option, with the guys in charge obviously unwilling to give it, and the gang not having access even if they wanted to
>>153872610>the functional difference between a gun from then and now VS any supernatural is kind of negligiblei remember someone bringing up the rules and running the numbers.an RPG to the face basically leaves a werewolf on the brink of death. i doubt they will have that kind of firepower, but still...
>>153873236>I got kinda exasperated by how bad they were at negotiatingyeah. kitten especially was fucking moronic>ok, let's open negotiations>kitten:we will do ANYTHING and i mean literally ANYTHING for this
>>153871218nice seeing stuff I wrote get reposted.unsure on whether I should do one about Blair, Grimal, or, for haglovers, Waters next
>>153874290Go Grimal then Blair. We have some sweaty desperate fujo sex to see. But I beseech you, no pegging. It’ll be a pain in the ass to read.
Is it me or the ending was kinda bullshit?I understand the divorce papers not being signed thus marriage still being in place, but the whole reinstating Marckus into Arcanum 'just before his kidnapping' and no one asking further questions is kinda bullshit.
>>153874370These are people that operate on bullshit by default. Also there is a very good chance that Benedicte knew that Occam would pull out the treaty and just sort of went along with it to get the Arcanum’s shinies.
So the Leopoldites won, right? They managed to get something actually worthwhile from this negotiation and not a bunch of disgruntled recruits that would never have cooperated in good faith anyway.
>>153874370They probably let it go because they WANTED the Arcanum to foot the bill. If they had wanted to, they could have argued over the legalities of it all until the situation would have resolved itself and then some. It is the D-family that is running out of time, not the order after all.
>>153872795wonder if the leopoldites have a chorister on call
>>153872746mages are too individualistic to properly train like that, especially from non mages, you'd need another proper mage to manage thatalso, mages explode during awakening, but afterwards take a looong time to become anything noteworthyarete 1 mages are basically normal people with cantrips and a big ego, and its only at 3 they become the famous meme mages are
>>153874360My early plan is Grimal getting very drunk and desperately macking out with some equally heavily intoxicated guy who is woefully unprepared for the sort of insane she is, but also probably somebody just as desperately lonely as she is, leading to a horrid, codependent, lust- and overattachment-driven arrangement built on quickies, dorm room sneakiness and going to conventions together. Overall very different from Matilda, more reliant on chatting since Grimal probably is on some level very needy for attention and getting to talk somebody's ear off. Unsure if I should use the same student, just in a 'he didn't get the hots for Matilda' way, or a brand new, equally pathetic take on the usual Anon insert character. Sole reason I'm yet to write it is waiting on the Grimal audiolog since she might be a ghoul and that alters the setup a lot, especially since sweaty desperate fujo sex is great, but adding blood drugs into the mix makes it a thermonuclear sort of a setup a man may die from. Very fun.>peggingIt'd be plausible and even reasonable with Waters but the other two are way too feral to manage something that complex, anyways.
>>153874565I would go with the same guy and have it be kind of a weird happening situation where he sort of inadvertently these women to be with him.>It'd be plausible and even reasonable with Waters but the other two are way too feral to manage something that complexI remember it being mentioned in a conversation she had with Marcus that she did it to Kitten, I believe it was the pub episode.
>>153874360She would probably use her yaoi paddle as a pegging tool
Reject Garou. Embrace Nuwisha
>>153874641Hate reddit forcing that shite watermark
>>153874581'Same guy but all these women gravitate to him' is a fun option, not just for the obvious harem/love triangle fantasy but since I am somewhat gunning for him being an unknowing (but not necessary asleep) Mage who's in the Arcanum to study them in the first place, drawn to the subject. Him being successful with women despit being a blank slate of a person, almost, boring and overattached to his studies, but otherwise absurdly lacking in identity, as if it was very much torn off to render him anonymous (badumtss), could be due to his influence on reality; maybe his Avatar working to grease the wheels of socialization a little, to build him a network of people who love him dearly since he has nothing of the sort, and they in turn really do need the companionship too; a genuinely well-meaning influence on reality accidentally creating social drama since it doesn't really understand humans is kind of fun and tragic. Any sort of a same-time arrangement has obvious issues with that I can't imagine Grimal would want to share her new boyfriend, Matilda could get possessive too, and Blair and Waters would probably not care but both would be an insult to the first two.>I remember it being mentioned in a conversation she had with Marcus that she did it to KittenShe said she broke something of Kitten's, which Marcus also broke, could be hips if Marcus bottomed. He is kind of fucking giant, after all.And even if it was pegging, that was Grimal drunk on the joy of being in a fairly unfunctional romantic relationship, not Grimal making up for years of not getting any action by suction cup attaching her skinny ass to the first man to show her genuine romantic and sexual attention in a way she didn't utterly fail to spot due to her neuroses.
>>153868233I haven't seen someone so confidently wrong in ages. Reconsider every choice you have ever made recently because you mind is compromised by it.
>>153874538>and its only at 3 they become the famous meme mages areIsn't arete 3 the notorious meta pick at character creation for mages?
Are those space marine wannabes canon? Also why hostage negotiators? Do they have werewolf hostages?
sex with remold´s daugther!
For as much as the Fag shit is frankly grating (gay marriage literally saves the day, like cmon you queer quacks, you can do better than that), I can also respect the fact that the writers acknowledge the fact that the Gladius Dei isn't actually horrible.The general was obnoxiously patient with D and his cohorts, even as they actively refused to use her title which is a big fucking deal. She let them endlessly belittle her and her cause, and rant and whine and complain and shit talk and even pointed out just how dumb it was that they were actively antagonizing her. She stopped her subordinate actually just shit talking to not purpose because it was actually reaching just disrespect levels, and clearly explained that, despite the fact they were indeed a bunch of retarded fucking moron pagan dipshits who she should hate, she was legitimately willing to do a deal with them still, to reveal her truth, and to even reveal to them that, contrary to brain surgery slavery, literal wage and intelectual property slavery, monetary extortion, literally bequeathing your own child and home and more, they could just work their way through in the sense of just hunting for them for a while, and if they vibed with it, become basically hyper hunters and the contract would be done.Compared to everyone else that wished to endlessly control their every move and minds and spat in their faces, and effectively wanted to rape them for 4 soldiers tops, the Gladius was downright fucking clement to the actually pagan sodomite schizophrenic asshole retard squad that puts mines in their front lawn and openly despise the church. Because let us be honest here, nobody likes the D Family and that's for a plethora of good fucking reasons. The major reason Occam even did this was principally Wernon Fatigue's death, not Markus.I appreciate this level of restraint coming from a bunch of fagboy nordics like Karl. Her calling out D trying to insta weasel out of the deal was great.
>>153875052>Are those space marine wannabes canon?I kinda imagine they have enchanted or sanctified armor, it's not even that far out there with the Order of Reason having made Knightly Power Armor back in the day. https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Titan%27s_ArmorProbably not as extreme as that, but a bit of alchemy and linear magic can make very old shit still very powerful and viable in modern nights. D carries around his sword for a reason.>Also why hostage negotiators?Wolves aren't the most unreasonable supernaturals. They've already blown their cover to high heaven and their caern getting defiled would probably be worse than losing out on any data, so cutting a deal might make sense for them.>Do they have werewolf hostages?Probably not people hostages but spirit hostages in artifacts and the like, maybe? It'd also be possible to engineer a plan for non-engagement by the hunters to wolf operations or something similar. Generally wolves and hunters rarely have reasons to come to blows, but any official agreement with something as big as the Coalition could be a good deal. Problem is how ingrained Pentex is into the Coalition by this point, and they always opt for the worst option for the warriors of Gaia.>>153875122Well they'd be Inquisitors for life, as Door said it's not the kind of org you can walk away from - they have powerful trade secrets going back to the 1200s, and they aren't willing to let anyone walk away with them. Definitely the least worst option for the gang, maybe aside from the neighborhood watch guys depending on how their watch-captain would be like (if they even had one in their local area, if not they'd probably be pretty much autonomous).
>>153870130so it goes...>>153870163no worries, your not being pretentious at all. D even says it at the end of werewolf audiolog. but again, in my view you using philosophy you can make "evil capitalism" much much cooler so it feels less preachy/lazy>>153870265who says I dont? mine is merely off topic and not suitable for WOD or HTP. plus reading did dudes is fun nigga>>153871758>>153872043>>153872183good shit anon. your and aspiration I strive to
>Sees a gnome in the woods>Immediately decides his life is over>Reports it to the authorities >Gets a jobFunniest shit I have ever heard
>>153875193>Well they'd be Inquisitors for life, as Door said it's not the kind of org you can walk away from - they have powerful trade secrets going back to the 1200s, and they aren't willing to let anyone walk away with them.But that's also the thing, it'd basically be The Peak Situation for the D Family in practice. D's entire redemptionist shit could find purchase there, could find a clement side to the Gladius in the church with those sympathetic to the recovery of Humanity. They'd have knowledge that would aid them in an insane way, Sorceries that D jerks off to endlessly and would hate because they're Christian but still possible and potent, they'd be armed with weapons and knowledge both, they'd be able and capable, they'd even possibly achieve Numinae level shit should they eventually sincerely believe. You can't walk away from the Gladius Dei, but why would they want to anyways? D wants to hunt forever, so do the rest and unlike the Arcanum, the Gladius wants to hunt actively. I was sincerely hooked since I was thinking holy shit, the writers got balls to make this cool dynamic happen with the paganite dipshits joining the church, but then gay marriage saved the day. I was frankly a little disappointed since that would have been a fucking great twist and a new cool as fuck dynamic but yknow, whatever I guess gay marriage can save the day. Here's hoping Markus and Kitten don't adopt a male kid, we always know how that shit goes in these kinds of arrangements.
>>153875193Even the Red Talons? You'd need someone that is half Cesar Milán, half Punisher to get them to the negotiation table with humans.
>>153869809A Tomtegubbe!?
>>153875300There's the problem that at least two of them are openly bisexual and that Boy is not cut out for Catholic school. They would not have a fun time in the Gladius Dei.
>>153875326A patron spirit of the Caern they're in telling them to fucking behave should be enough. Marcus's kidnapping, funnily enough, potentially is an instance in which an Incarnae could step in to move things along, since he's seemingly Wyrm-touched and a mage, and the local Wyrm presence is mobilizing.
>>153873982Anon, when even D HIMSELF refuses to make an enemy out of the entirety of the Coalition despite hating the shit out of them all, you need to sit down, shut up, and reassess what you're doing. And then look at the bigger picture because Pentex has their hand all the way up the Coalition's ass, and making an enemy of THEM is how you "accidentally" wind up dead in a ditch overnight in several pieces that are coated in radioactive waste and more semen than should be physically possible.
>>153874443Pretty much. Getting the D Family under their foot clearly would have pleased Benedicte, but the Arcanum itself is a much better pull that in and of itself deprives the family of another established ally.
So, none of the family work, not even Door? Well, Door better have one bigass pension from the army.
>>153875122>>153875300If yo think they would have a fun time in the Gladius Dei without having a boot stamped onto their faces for life, then congratulations. You've drunk the kool-aid. They were the least bad of all the Coalition goons, but they were still bad.
>>153875326To greater and lesser degrees, obviously. But Matilda's pack seems to be of mixed breed and they are clearly organized and objective-focused, it's not like they are an obvious Red Talon genocide party deciding to kill a bajillion humans. At most it was a targeted decapitation of Fatigue, the stealing of the data, and the kidnapping of Marckus when that failed.>>153875300Being an Inquisitor is a lot different from being a Hunter, and while D may want to be more like their lay-clergy who are more interested in curing the vampiric condition, the reality of the needs of the 2nd Inquisition would basically guarantee his place in the Gladius Dei, who are straightforwards in their murdering of any supernatural elements. And no matter how much good they could do, the Society is still tied up in the Coalition by proxy of the Vatican, even if they do have the power to operate autonomously, and does broadly respect things like the rights of sovereign nations which D. and co. does not. D has been at minimum a legendary arms trafficker, a drug runner, a bootlegger, and probably more I can't name off the top of my head, something they wouldn't condone. >>153874443Oh for sure, given the fucking eye of an imbued hunter Marckus got his hands on, there must be some real good trinkets in storage in there, plus God-knows-what in regards to supernatural scholarship, INCLUDING a lot of Big D's banned-but-surviving texts which are probably a treasure trove of information. >>153875412I imagine they make money under-the-table in both legal and less-than-legal trades, but yeah none of them hold an actual job after Kitten lost his.
>>153868100Honestly the dude is a better voice actor than I thought, didn't clock either of the two voices he did as Lou Albano Mario
fuck almost missed it.
Honestly surprised the wannabe crusaders didn't protest the marriage more. I don't recall the 2007 Catholic Church being all that friendly towards homosexuality, was honestly expecting at least one of them to try pulling out a slur and getting interrupted halfway through.
>>153870925I agreeI'm more of a /jp/sie and let me tell you I have no fucking clue why the Japs seem obsessed with making sex and romance incredibly fucking miserable as a kink, I like women why would I want to see this shit
>>153874565I have a thing for Grimal but yeah wait up until the audiolog, worst thing would be for my boner to become uncooperative since it respects the lore and all
>>153874565I imagine Grimal went on a string of breaking men's hearts after losing Kitten desu, even now she seems to have a lot of reverence for him and is obviously still upset at fumbling that bag. Honestly she probably only deepened her depravity trying to fill in the Kitten-shaped hole in her heart.
>>153875462>the reality of the needs of the 2nd Inquisition would basically guarantee his place in the Gladius Dei, who are straightforwards in their murdering of any supernatural elements. Notably, this would also preclude D's inherent sympathy for and willingness to aid supernaturals who are not outright evil as shown by the vampire grandma minisode, the ghoul minisode, and everything with Kevin and Chapman. Heck, he'd be expected to put both Kevin and Chapman to the torch just as part of joining the Gladius Dei (and likely Chapman's family by association) simply because of how blind they are to the idea that any supernatural being can be good or even relatively benign. And if they ever connect the dots on him being a Mummy...Joining the Second Inquisition would be a fate worse than death for the family. >>153875645Benedicte's dad is quite literally one of Occam's biggest supporters and I doubt Benedicte herself cares so long as proper procedure is followed. It was never going to be a real concern for them.
>>153875326thank you for the mental image of Cesar Milán being a kinsfolk human-werewolf negotiator
>>153874655oooh I always like when my porn gets meta with itKinda got a hint of deconstruction there too
>>153875645Remold's a classicist, a creationist and christian as fuck, which means that as long as nothing is banned in the Bible, it's fine to him, and sodomy isn't homosexuality, is taking it up the ass.
>>153874565first of all. kino concept. second, write a rough draft. itll be fun to see what ends up accurate or false from before and after the audiolog
>>153875765Never stops being funny that the Church just copy-pasted Rome's sexual taboos into the Bible. God approved of frotting so the Church could be a state institution.
what you mean that vinny is in the same room with an over the top funny swedish man that isnt joel???
What are the chances Occam is some kind of traitor? There is a non-zero chance the Leopoldites already knew how the negotiations would go before it began, but there is no way they could have known Occam would argue that Marcus is a Blacklaw unless Occam had told them ahead of time.
>>153855966 I can't wait everything at the moment because there's like 400 posts but other Coalition who is how Canon to official will the darkness and who is just made up and I think I like the neighborhood guys the most out of the coalition even if they wanted membership bye and his family and I think I dislike the black woman the most which is funny for me.
>>153875856Can you repeat this but in English, anon?
>>153875761Bit of reconstructive deconstruction is what I am hoping to produce, yeah. I'd prefer to avoid both bashing the anon insert type, since that's just pointless and malicious, and indulging in it with no awareness. So, Anon-Student is as empty as a person as the typical Anon insert is; but he isn't just a blank slate existing to be inoffensive to let you pretend you're the one eating Grimal's bushy, dyed-blue pussy and making her break the Lum the Invader Girl character to shout British obscenities into a pillow. He's still a person. Just because he's been hollowed out, maybe by himself because he to fall asleep again and not wanting to be awake anymore, by outside force beyond his control, or by freak Awakening accident, he's still a person, and he's got the same wants the theoretical reader wants. Companionship, intimacy, love, being appreciated, accomplishment, the works. There's just costs to being that much of a hollow vessel robbed of its personality, unable to even wonder what he'd be like if he wasn't robbed, since he doesn't know he's especially empty in the first place. I really want to avoid making it a hatefully empty deconstruction, that sort of stuff just isn't fun at all, which is why if he ends up getting with several women at once, especially ones fairly possessive, he'll be tormented by it on account of being a good person who doesn't want to cheat on any one of them, and he might hate himself for his weakness just as much as he'll still adore them. >>153875738I could see her trying to compensate for the loss like that, but there's also that she's got a decent-ish support net to keep her to more reasonable forms of self-harm, like alcoholism and Kuei-Jin research, and there's also that imo it's a 50-50 on whether she'd overindulge in romance to compensate, or end up deprived of it due to fixating on Kitten entirely. Something like, whenever she gets with a guy she thinks of Kitten and that ruins it for her.
>>153875856G-Kontoret is canon but v5 canonthe Union isnt canon, theyre ripped straight from Hunter the Vigil.Project Twilight is very canon but v5 canonPentex is very canonSociety of Saint Leopold is EXTREMELY canon.
>>153875888>>153875856Newburgh Group is also canon but v5 canon.
Which one of those was the Black guy from the neighborhood they first made the deal with, and the funny Irish-looking guy who read the documents in about a minute? I like those guys and hope they can still contribute something or someone to the cause, even if the burger people stop them directly.
>>153875888Which one of those was the Black guy from the neighborhood they first made the deal with, and the funny Irish-looking guy who read the documents in about a minute? I like those guys and hope they can still contribute something or someone to the cause, even if the burger people stop them directly.
>>153875941>>153875945Union, theyre specifically from the sister series of world of darkness, chronicles of darkness. theyre basically a like unions irl but they also do hunting on the side
>>153875887good god editing the post to fit the 2k limit butchered the wording. 'Just because he's been hollowed out, maybe by himself because he wanted to fall asleep again and to not be Awake anymore'. Kind of drawn to this option due to the drama value, even if it's a bit Donut Steely since it automatically suggests a fairly powerful mage who'd be able to Bidenblast himself into amnesia and forgetfulness, maybe because he hit the tragic end of whatever chronicle he was in.
>>153875964Is that why we had Mr Evrart helping them sift through their contract?
Are the Swedes just a wyrm infested nationThe radio guy is also Swedish and he's one of the canonical big bads of pentex isn't he?
>>153876110no he's just here because capitalism was here.
>>153876132Nah, Pentex is just everywhere where capitalism is. The question is just the degree and to what end.
>>153876132>The radio guy is also Swedish and he's one of the canonical big bads of pentex isn't he?Mike Dragons-Wrath is on Pentex's board of directors, yes. But the Swedes just have bad luck with representatives.
>>153875645Ogerpopenegan didnt feel like letting them drop the hard Faggot because they are comfortable doing an entire episode on filipino post-colonialism but dont want to piss off their fellow fags with a little story-appropriate gay bashingImmerssion RUINED
>oOoOoh teh inquisition are a bunch of lunatics who murder everyone in their path for funsies without any accountability to anyoneWow, what a fresh and original concept, why didn't anyone think of that before?
>>153876228What the fuck did you expect from an edgy setting called the World of Darkness? Did you expect the fucking Inquisition of all things to be objectively morally correct good guys who are right about everything with no shades of grey?
>>153876228This is actually a kitten moment if you had any mediOCH informATIONskinnjghet you would know poggenpaperganan is very catolic actually and are servants of GOD. Kitten is just being a spiritual protestantProtEsTant? PEnTex? Coincidence? No
Can a mummy or fae take on a werewolf?
Indecency in the eyes of GOD
>>153876228Anon you retarded motherfucker, we're in the gothic punk setting of World of Darkness fresh off of coming off of the gothic sci-fi setting of 40k, in what universe were you expecting the INQUISITION to be GOOD?>>153876276Depends on the mummy or fae, and why they are beefing in regards to the fae.
>>153876228Being fair there is a good guy for the traditions anyway church faction, that's the Celestial Chorus who will probably show up in Norfolk Wizard Game. They're a little less psycho than Leopoldites who are literally a hyper militant monster hunting group of catholics who the church considered a a cult for many years who were so catholic even the pope wasn't informed of them for many points in their existence. Like Saint Leopold wasn't a good guy. But everyone is an asshole in World of Darkness except for like mummies
>>153876228That's unironically Kitten's retardation because in this setting, objectively, they killed a lot of Nephandi and Witches and shit which were frankly just evil and bad.The awful part is that indeed, the Nephandi in their own books basically admit they mega formed a ton of evil cults exactly to propagate misery and paranoia and distrust and shit, and didn't care for their losses because it was a net loss on Humanity and Reality, they are Nephandi, so a lot of innocents died, but what's the alternative? Death Cults and actual Satanists going crazy?The inquisition "canonically" did good. Its just that its the world of Darkness so of course there's no pure goodness, even if they did good.Objectively speaking, Kitten is a fucking retard and biased because if anything, he should realize that the Crusades and the Inquisitorial purges aren't like in our world where innocence is semi expected from the non believer community, in the WoD universe Vampires and shit will rape your infant daughter to just spite you. Kitten *should* have been savvy enough to realize that the Leopoldites did indeed kill a lot of fuckass Hermetic mages and shit back when and more, and the General should also have mentioned shit like how Kitten is casually ignoring the Supernatural Reality. Likely so that the Leopoldites don't sound too good.
>>153876276Depends on the Mummy and Fae.
>>153874290I think Grimaline should be next.To bring back an idea from a way older HTP thread where primal and anon have (kind) weird cosplay sexOur sea cucumber meets someone at a cosplay/anime convention, they talk get along, maybe drink something while they hang out, a couple minutes later the two are off in some hidden corner, Grimal getting eaten out under puffy precure/sailor moon skirtAnd maybe a slight montage of the weird cosplay sex they have>"THIS IS THE REAL WORLD GRIMALINE SMITH OF NORFOLK! AND IN THE REAL WORLD WE DO DOUBLE DIO"
>>153876276I once saw a gnome riding a mushroom infested red talon like a mount.
>>153876228The Inquisition is not a good org, no. None of the groups informing the Coalition are, as I'd have thought the episode would make extremely apparent. They may have unknowingly DONE good by killing >>153876324 actual plagues like Nephandic cults (without truly knowing what those are), but they themselves are not good. They're blindly fanatical in a way that damages and alienates others from their cause, rather than strengthens it.
>>153876324no fucking Leopoldites killed fucking Nephandi, and calling them heretic mages is the understatement of the century. all mages are on track for the ascension of humanity to godhood except for nephandi who are for the descention of humanity into suffering as slaves to evil for all eternity. they are evil to the point of no longer having a human intellect as we understand it, they fundamentally exist to pervert and distort reality to destroy everything including theirselves. they are so powerful and dangerous it's the one threat that will put the Traditions and the Technocracy on the same side to fight them.
What the fuck is a tomtegubbar?
>>153876401Swedish folkloric gnomes/elves.
>>153876401house gnome
>>153876368Nephandi include Dregvati and more, and yes, they are actually evil but in primacy, they are seen as heretics. I know they exist to destroy reality, but you also misunderstand that Nephandi are not merely the Black Diamonds, there's a ton of them on minor totem poles leading cults and more too dipshit.And no, there's almost certainly a good few Nephandi mages that got got.
a quick rundown on gnomes for those who don't know the WoD lore>rothschilds bow to the Gnomes>in contact with Finns>rumoured to possess psychic abilities>control sweden with an iron fist>own castles and banks all over the world>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line>will bankroll the first cities on Mars ( Gnomgrad will be be the first city)>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth>first designer babies will be Gnome Babies>all gnomes said to have 200+ IQ>ancient Nordic scriptures tell of two Gnomes who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world>You likely have Gnomebots inside you right now>The Gnomes are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church>They all learned fluent Swedish in under a week>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the gnomes. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only in the whimsical mushroom forest>The gnomes are 1000 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Gnome bang to the end of the universe>The Gnomes will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
>>153876401christmas gnomes
>>153876401a swedish Skrzat
and what about the other gubbars?
>>153875645>I don't recall the 2007 Catholic Church being all that friendly towards homosexuality>Mates, we can't marry two men together, that goes against the whole idea and purpose of marriage>HOLY SHIT THAT'S A GAY POGROM, A HOMOCAUST YOU MAY SAYI need to keep away from any media made by protestants, it's bad for my blood presure
>>153875941I was honestly surpised when they fucked off with rest of coalition gang. Genuinely didn't except that.
>>153876423Saying you killed a Nephandi and then saying it was a Dregvati is like saying "oh yeah I killed a US Senator" but you just killed his intern's dog. And while there are a lot of different Nephandi who all follow different dark gods and evil benefactors, they are all mages with inverted avatars and seek to subjugate the world to evil all the same - the question is really just who rules the shithole that results from it.
I feel like we should make a second thread to continue this topic.
>>153876580They're ultimately still an org and still bound by the rules of the coalition that they're a part of. If they stuck around and gave a hand to a bunch of people responsible for fucking with another member of the coalition, they'd be booted out and have to fend for themselves.They're supposed to represent that even becoming a part of a benign mutual collective like a union can lead to selling out and compromising one's personal ethics.
>>153876581If you kill 300 bureaucrats from the united government you still killed state aligned people Anon. And again, if you think the Inquisition never merc'd a single Mage you are actually just kinda stupid, Nephandi do not have plot armor, they die the same as Mages and Mages do die, they are not immortals. I don't care about your shit homebrew canon of like, hyper super OCs, again, most are absolutely not Black Diamonds.The Technocracy also have Black Diamond tier people Anon. So do most Traditions. A lot of the lower Mages still get got, regardless of anything you say.
>>153876580Like the other anon said, they're part of the Coalition and have to obey its rules and regulations. And when the higher ups (Pentex) tell you to cut these guys off and burn any contracts you made with them, you do as you're told unless you also want to be left out to dry and get yourself blacklisted with no resources to your name.
>>153869834Same. She has no reason being that hot
>>153874655You might even be able to have it each sort of end up being a microcosm of the forces the represent in the show. That is if Grimal is the ghoul.
So occam is a wizard is that commonly accepted thing amongst hunters?
>>153876843Sorcery is being able to effectively do a Creator approved cheat code like GTA San Andreas where you can spawn a fighter jet if you press the buttons right. No need for aproval, it goes through.Mage is being a master of Cheat Engine and Ingame Dev Console where you can do code injections so you can summon anything, control tickrate, use mods, spawn Miku and have sex with her (Arrete 7). This can go wrong however and you might corrupt your save.
>>153876843Basically there are two tiers of magic: "I cast (spell) from (spellbook)" and "I made it the fuck up!" Occam is the former.
I still ain't finished the episode, the fucking power got knocked out by a storm while the swede was making his demands.
>>153876932cant believe gnomes ruined your watching experience
>>153876932THE TOMTEGUBBAR
>>153874290Blair, just Blair. Do her
>>153876932ÅSKTOMTE!
>>153875052You bet your ass they are.
>>153876978https://youtu.be/xf1C6BUkWaA?t=8
>>153875340>deranged swede >named charles >swedish equivalent to charles is karlBravo Alfa
>>1538768873 dont forget magically created items , some so powerful they can give the user arte even if they are a sleeper.
>>153877047That whole character was an excuse to focus the spotlight on the obnoxious Swede who they all have the hots for, for some unimaginable reason.
>>153876932
>>153877038Gotta say I like the armor aesthetics in this a lot more. Less tacticool and more modern crusader. But I still like Goomba’s uniform better.
>>153877074Because he is sexy lol? Are you stupid?
>>153877098This and he is a walking meme and embodiment of chaos. I would not be surprised is you can just see him randomly in Sweden. Go on a nice leisurely hike and then *BOOM* Karl just comes out of some brush barefoot, smoking a pipe and asks if you want to play 40k or some shit.
Just saw the episode, props to the VA for this character because I've never wanted to violently eviscerate someone so much.
>>153877098Homosexual men find this hot?
>>153876642Created:>>153877134
>>153877141I am not gay, but yes.
>>153877148ya fucking pisser.delete the thread and rename it the same as this thread so people know what fucking thread it is.
>>153877141The gays are fucking weird, if they weren't why would they be gay.
>>153877128I hate her so much.
>>153877141>>153877201A lot of Occam's appeal is the accent and being slightly middle aged desu
>>153876932SWEDISH AUTISM IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD
>>153876276In a fight?
>>153877158I don't see it.
>>153876214To be fair, I imagine Benedicte would only allow her guards to come if they were moderately chill with Occam being a homo, seeing as she must have known ahead of time
>Even the union of friendly neighborhood working class hunters gets up and cancels their contract once the "we killed a Worm" reveal happens.Fuck.Damn.Things are NOT good.
>>153877141Heterosexual men do too. I mean like in an admiration way because he is so verile
>>153877282She said many slurs many moons and some time ago offscreen
>>153874509I think the Leopoldites have ways to detect genuine supernaturals but also they're infiltrated to hell and back by the supernatural who just blend in very well
>>153877285Also, anyone else curious about how Kevin and Chapman will eventually fit into this whole plot? They know about Claire, but at the same time, nobody but D knows about them.
>>153877297I will not be gaslit into considering a pallid, flabby Swedish bear covered in patchy pubic hair attractive.
>>153877285Pentex are EVERYWHERE, anon.
>>153877323If they're lucky, the Pentex suites don't connect Kevin and Chapman to their operations or to the D Family, so those two can engage in recon and covertly sabotage minor schemes of theirs since the family can't really do so anymore.
>>153877309>She used up all her slurs already off screenI can see it. She seems to doorish for slurs like that though.>>153877285The Coalition and the SA are like GIGA-infiltrated, despite their whole "we must h00nt".It's pretty funny how the higher level vampires are basically just using them to clear the board of people they don't like it Pentex maneuvering them against wolves and whatnot. It's a big reason why H5 says "absolutely no organizations", other than because Paradox didn't work it out in time and because it wouldn't be conducive to street level play.
How would the Burial Agency from Tsukihime, and the Iscariot from Hellsing fit in with the Society of Leopold and WoD as a whole? How would the reverse go in their respective universe?
>>153877377Ask this in a new thread since we're about to fall off the catalog here.
>>153877331Who is this?>>153877359It would be for the best, but I can see Kevin being part of the big action scene for episodes 6 and 7. At the very least they're actually working up Pentex as a big antagonist and the Garou as increasingly justified though so I don't see how they can really fight them to the death without the narrative suffering. Then again, cast bloat has been a very real complaint despite the use of many somewhat clear one-off characters like the world's most Swedish Sweden or Ireland McPattyman
All I can say is that I sincerely hope none of what they agreed to actually gets to be enforced because good god that would sound boring as shit to go through.
>>153877331You'd be surprised what women can be into, like some of them want to be buried under guys built like Peter Griffin
>>153877412I'm expecting the rescue of Marckus is going to be a bloodbath.>>153877435None of it goes through, the only thing that goes now is that Occam and the chapter are beholden to London, which may actually result in the disbanding of the organization or at least Occam being removed as chancellor.Also once they signed the second paper I realized there was no fucking way they were gonna reach the end of the video without all the deals falling through for whatever reason, because as you said, a story where they have to honor all of that would be extremely boring.
>>153877456So youre saying theres a chance? We’re all gonna make it bros?
>>153877435Oh wait, Door threw everything out the window with his worm comment. I'm fine.
>>153877461>bloodbathYes, definitely. Especially with the Garou probably going to get extremely triggered over the Pentex "Chemical" weapons being brought into their forest. I guess Fatigue had to be avenged at some point anyway, so rip Matilda. Despite the audience not being particularly attached to that chad
Hope to see you bros in a month with the next update or in the new thread that will ideally be actually named after Hunter
>>153873966Only with The Order of St Leopold though, they outright said they could probably weasel their way out with all the others but St Leopold had too much influence to let them welch on theirs.
>>153877608The main difference is the crew is dangerous and experienced enough that getting hunted by small time coalition goons is hardly a problem, getting hunted by the literal Leopoldites as paranormal sympathizers would be almost a death sentence for the family
can we run a poll on the hottest female charactersI mean I know Matilda probably wins but I'd like to see where everyone else ranks
>>153877548Hopefully we'll have more Grimal lewds by that time
>>153877647New Bread>>153877714
