Got the character in mind? You sure you want that one?Good.You awake one morning having transformed Kafka-esque into your chosen character. As you lie in bed adjusting to your new body and whatever abilities come with it, without any of said character's memories or belongings, your new and different future stretches open before you. What do?
Oh shit I picked Jax
I thought of Toph, so I guess the first thing I would do is scream that I'm now blind.
>>153865412>the Gaang, unknowing of what happened, have some banter with Anon Toph about her being blind>immediately starts sobbing and calls Sokka a faggotkek
>>153865367God dammit, I thought this was gonna be an "X must defeat Y" thing, now I'm stuck as a retard.
>>153865851So no real change happened.
>>153865367Lacey Shadows, I don't want to be a woman
>>153865367>guy gardnerSo, if I don't think like Guy or have his memories, does that mean I can't use his ring? You gotta have a certain mindset to be a Green Lantern.Eh, I can fake it till I make it. If a neurotic like Jessica Cruz can do it, why can't I?
Hot damn, picking Godzilla finally pays off.
>>153865367>SupermanKafka-esque implies I am still in the real world, so I immediately sew myself a new Superman costume, and enact immediate political upheaval in the west to overthrow the corrupt ruling class - playing off my clear symbolism as literally Superman to rally most of the world around me.As I have unstoppable super-senses, there will be literally nowhere on this Earth my foes can hide from me, and there is no method they'll have access to to stop me, since Kryptonite doesn't fucking exist.
>>153865367I am now a middle aged hag, Fluff you.
>>153866016you're gonna get eaten alive by the press and social media as soon as someone figures out you can hear all kinds of child rape and shit that you're doing nothing aboutthey're gonna call you Pedoearsman
>>153865367>Picked Nia from I Can't Sleep>If my life is going to be anything like hers in the series, I am about to be repeatedly tortured to death in horrible ways only to somehow come back to life every time just to be tortured again, with my existence being somewhere between damnation in hell and the worst schizophrenic nightmare hallucinations one could imagineGreat.
>>153865367If I had a nickel for every fanart I've seen of someone being turned into Leni, I'd have one dollar, which is a lot and it's strange that it happened so much. I hope her mind is a result of psychology and not genetics or this might be a fairly substantial nerf.
>>153865367>Jake the dog>What do?Fuck Lady Rainicorn.
>>153865367I said I dunno, Marco guess I'll fuck tom.
>>153865367I post pictures of myself on 4chan to win any argument. I guess I'll get a job at the water park and the Mall.
>>153865367You have trapped me, a man, in a woman's body. Fuck you.
>>153867206If that doesn’t work out, you can always be a public pool terrorist.
I'll be honest, I don't know if I'm good at making people smile. But then again, Charlie wasn't really that good at it either and that shit always resolves itself in the end, doesn’t it? Also goddamn, I haven't seen this kind of thread in ages.
>>153868059>spoilerMe neither, it’s why I made it :)I miss em desu they were always fun
>>153865367>no memoriesSo that means I retain none of the skills that would meaningfully distinguish my JasonTodd body from that of an average guy. I guess for the first few months, while I'm jacked, I'll fuck bitches and hopefully find a long-term gf before my body inevitably loses its muscle mass from a lack of training. After a year, I'm basically as I am now except with a strong pussy game and a partner.
>>153865367I chose Spider-Man and now I'm in trouble.
>>153865367I picked Harriet the spy. Oh well, it could have been a lot worse than being a little girl.The first order of business, of course, is to take lewd selfies and masturbate furiously. And then wonder what I'm gonna do for clothes, as even the smallest clothes I own are a bit big for the character.
>>153865367>the punisherFuck....
Finn...Im alright with this. Fun adventures ahoy, and jake is a bro. I dont give a heck about all the lesbos. Im making a move on breakfast princess.
>HildaMan, I dunno, convince kids “my age” to be nicer?The hell am I even going to find thunderbirds and elves to befriend?
fuck
>>153869930>become a hot talking snake…y’know, there ARE worse things to be, I suppose.
Stuck as a manic-depressive child who doesn't understand how to appreciate those around him.
>>153869953>knowing that Adder is one of the sexiest cartoon characters everI see there are people of culture on this board
I hovered my mouse over it and saw the spoiler, I can't play anymore :(
>>153865367>Dipper PinesGoddamnit, why did I think it was a good idea
>>153869800>Fun adventures ahoybut there's nothing left to explore in the modern world
>SupermanCan i pick the one from Gods and Monsters? It would be fitting
>>153870544Congrats on your second childhood?
>>153865367>Rick SanchezFucking jackpot. I dunno what I do, but knowing I’ll have plot armor to almost never be fucked over and be right 100% of the time means I’m basically god in my world
Ho boy well at least being unkillable immortal and being able to have sex anytime I want will be nice
>>153866962Pretty sure Leni waking up one day and having normal intelligence would do something terrible to the Loud House universe. They did an entire episode on that premise.
>BatmanI mean I still get peak or above-peak human physical ability and a hefty amount of plot armor.Not sure I could become a vigilante without a batsuit but I could have a good prospective career as an athlete or something.
>The TopGoddamn, I can finally destroy my enemies.
>>153865367>tailseasily BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EGGMANand prove to sonic that he fucking sucks
>>153865367>Be a good husband to Bloberta>Kick that bitch Censordoll to the curb>Wingman for Putty>If it's post-nature, beg for Orel's forgiveness. If it's pre-nature, take him on a hike, not a hunting trip>Break it off amicably with Coach Stopframe and tell him he's worth more than he thinks he is>Return Block to the Posabule house. I'm nice but I draw the line at dealing with two Shapeys>Take proactive measures to cope better with my stinkin dead end job instead of drinkingHonestly, being a husband and father is all I want in life so I want to believe I'd handle Clay's life better than he does. As long as I don't inherit his alcoholism I think I'll be alright
>>153865367I'm furbait. Awesome.... I'm gonna need a mirror and at LEAST a couple days alone.
Thanks for bringing these games back, Anon. I missed them.
>>153865367Welp I'm fucked.
>>153869800>breakfast princessyou could never be finn. for one, your taste in women is too good.
>>153865367>MODOKfuck you.FUCK. YOU.
>>153865367I could always ask for royalties from Hasbro.
>>153865367>Phoney BoneFucking hell. I could've at least picked the tall one.
>>153875276Seems like he did too >>153869312
>>153865367>Harley Quinn...Yeah, I can work with this
>>153865367I'll be in my bunk for like, three days
>>153865367Well, considering how the series was supposed to end, I’m screwed.
>>153865367um... i picked Dave the Intern...fuck, im still gay
>>153874344You’re gonna be able to live comfortably on anonbucks alone lmao
>>153879359Would you pay to watch her?
>>153872007Nah, she became supergenius tier, even moreso than Lisa. It was one of those "what if" eps, like it never happened. If Leni gained my intelligence she would just be slightly above average.
>>153865367I declare myself the king of Mars, and go there to practice with my powers until I can construct myself a castle to live in. Then I split my time between exploring space and returning to earth to help solve global problems.
>>153877575You get molested by Mitch.
>>153882692lol why Mars?
>>153865367How do I even fit in my bed?
>>153882733Should have seen that coming. |:
>>153882987It's close, and full of livable real estate I can build whatever i want on.
>>153865367When I see these threads I always pick Power Girl, every single time. And the only thing that's stretching open is the chest of my leotard.
I was listening to the Vanilla Ice Ninja RapDo I get to beat my wife?
>>1538866991. Vanilla Ice isn't /co/2. You can do anything you set your mind to, Anon
>>153865367Go take my boating license
>>153887075>Vanilla Ice isn’t /co/Uhhh, I beg to differ, anon?https://youtube.com/watch?v=mHk0CNnUNag&ra
>>153865367well certainly worse things that could happen than being turned into a hot teenage girl...
>>153887155Anon that is a live action movie
>>153887358…Based on a /co/ property.
>>153887075Pretty sure there was a comic book about him.
>>153865367I’m Batman without the money. So I guess I just look better but hurt more. Cool.
>>153886699Word to yo motha
>>153865367>BatmanI fuck as many DC women as I can.
>>153865367OP, I need a ruling on >>153883323
>>153865367I pick luz from the owl hause, and knowing that she has no inate powers, and that the glyphs only work on the islands (i take that i wake up in our world), welp....>>153869633 has the right idea.
>>153865367Have to fix my house now.
