How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>153876212*slap*
>>153876212>without sounding mad?He's my son in this scenario so I'll sound as mad as I want to with him. What's up with you internet weirdos thinking "sounding mad" is a loss even in a real life situation where the power dynamic favors you? When you were 8 years old and your mom yelled at you for being a little shit did you think "Lol she's mad I win"?
>>153876510You will never be a father.
>"Young man, in this household we use a little word called 'please'.">>153876510It's a fucking joke thread anon, calm down
"Go to Hell" sounds like the more violent of the two, so "Bonestorm" it is
>>153876212my response would depend on how typically my kid whines for toys and gets influenced by ads. if it was out of the blue I might be more bemused than scolding.
>>153876212See you there; now help me wash the dishes.If he doesn't, then no dessert for him.
>>153876212
>>153876801Based
>>153876498*plap*
>>153876801That just makes you look mad as fuck though
>>153876720Its a mindless catchphrase thread
>>153876212Kiddo; if you think making those kinds of comments are going to make me suddenly go "oh yeah sure I'll buy you the thing you're obsessed with", you're dead wrong fucker.
>>153877117Uhh... woozle wazzle?
>>153877140Yeah! Roundhouse kick that twerp into the dirt!
>>153876498Yeah, you own the child and it's the mid-90s, this can be done casually while Marge wheeze laughs at him.
>>153876212We’re in hell already. I would then remove my wig
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>>153876510God damn, OP blown the fuck out
>>153876212ok
I buy him a better game.
>>153877097Does he look mad?
>>153879586>Giving someone the Double Deuce while putting on a forced smileYes, he looks mad as fuck
>>153879629That just sounds like projection
>>153876510>When you were 8 years old and your mom yelled at you for being a little shit did you think "Lol she's mad I win"?kinda, but it was more like "what a bitch".I learned that you can't reason with some people thanks to that.
>>153879586NTA but he literally looks mad before flipping the character off, which is also a sign of anger because happy people don't normally flip others off.
>>153879554God this shit made me so mad what the fuck Midge?
>>153879629>>153879858>didn't get the pointHere's a hint: where does that portal he's jumping in and out of go?
>>153876212Why else do you think Marge did this to him?
I wouldn't pretend not to be mad.In fact, I would make a bigger deal out of it than I feel like it is. I would punish the lad by removing all of his privileges for at least a month.
>>153883468reminds me of that fanfic where bart gets castrated by his family
>>153876212I just cut a huge fart.