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NICE TRY JOKER, but that's clearly Harleen Quinzel, also known as Harley Quinn, poorly attempting a disguise to get into the Bat Cave! You thought you could find out my secret identity that easily? Looks like you and Ms. Quinzel will be spending another night in Arkham instead!
the xwitter thread for this was more horny than the /co/ one
>>153876525>batman gets a butler confidant again>>the confidant is an attractive blonde chick>>>batman will now be lectured by a white woman instead of a old and wise fatherly figure during his adventures
>>153876607Why because the new butler would be secretly horny for Batman and relish every time she gets to say " Yes, master Bruce"?
>>153876525It's another attempt to shoe horn in a woman to lecture/criticize the male protagonist. She's going to be "young female alfred" so she's going to be a super duper Kung fu fighter who can beat up and tie up whole rooms of bad guys inbetween pages. She's going to have all of Alfred's insights and knowledge and know how to correct and chastise batman when he makes a mistake. She'll be a bizarre expert on random but useful topics like Alfred.All except She's like a 19 year old girl and has no reason to have all this expertise let alone batman's respect. But he will respond to this little girl finger wagging him with the same brooding contemplation he does Alfred.Oh and also her writing will suck so her actual insights will be retarded.
>>153876643She's going to say this 0 times.
>>153876643They are going to do a bit about that but on the premise of her refusing to call him that, you horndog.
>>153876661Of course, but now that this exists, I intend to have fun with it.>she sniffs Bruce's sheets when making his bed
>>153876652Which is funny because the series already has like half a dozen of those characters
>>153876525Played by Alicia Silverstone?
>>153876525First off, if it's a girl it's a maid, not a butler. She should wear an anime maid outfit.
>>153876652Will she be a theater kid?
I REALLY don't think Batman needs tenth new sidekick when the writers can't even use all the old ones.
>>153877283Yeah where is my bat hunchback?Missing since knightfall, I see shit magically made by him all the time
>>153877253There have been female butlers, which is a distinct role within a household seperate from maids, since at least the 1800s
>>153876525Make her a robot and we're in business.
>>153877317If we're going that route it makes even less sense since a butler is supposed to be the organizer of an entire staff of servants and I've never seen a servant in the Wayne manor other than Alfred himself.
>>153876525More than likely the modern edition of Daphne Pennyworth, Alfred’s niece.They’ve already given us Alfred’s black daughter Julia. This is most likely Daphne because she was a caretaker too.
>>153876525... Why is she hot? If she's supposed to be an Alfred replacement, why isn't she older and matronly, indicative of being a wizened mentor figure? The fuck is this waifubait shit?
>>153877340There is a hunchback under the batcave he build things this is canon stop ignoring me DC comics
>>153877339>"a gift from Alfred from beyond the grave"Oh fuck, there's a non-zero chance she could in fact be a robot.
>>153876525When did Alfred die?
>>153876525>>153876546Built for BBD big billionaire dick
>>153877358Ain't nobody remembers Harold, anon.
>>153877381I can't stop laughing
>>153877352She’s Alfred’s Niece.
>>153876525Start the countdown until she is revealed to be a badass dyke.
>>153877428This image gets a lot of use
>>153877352Women that aren't young and hot are worthless, anon.
>>153877448Kate is for Renee.
>>153877451What about Betty White?
>>153877369August 2019
>>153877428Alfred daughter Julia was already changed to lesbian and black. So if this is Alfred’s niece Daphne, then she ll be straight.
>>153877042Well you see they have to keep doing it because turning batman into therapy hasn't cured society of toxic masculinity yet. So they're going to keep running things men and boys like until it does.
>when "hurm, Alfred never talked back to me like that!"
>>153877369 Better question is why is he /still/ dead?
>>153877381>the Igor to Bruce's frankenstein We're missing out
Fixed.
>>153877469all lesbians under the dc label are cheating whores, batwoman is going to fuck the butler behind her girlfriend's back and its going to be milked for drama>>153878279your doing god's work sergeant
>>153876525Lesbian, bi, or trans?
>>153877760In my headcanon he built the extra batcaves and the bat space shuttle
>>153876525I'm reminded of Sasha Bordeaux who was his bodyguard and briefly became his sidekick because she fell in love with him. Then he ditched her.
>>153877681Alfred talks shit to his broody son all the time though.
>>153878566>Then he ditched her.I don't understand why people like Bruce Wayne. Dude is a self-centered asshole who treats everyone around him like shit. >>153877760>>153878547Morrison's "who rotates the tires" quote always confused me. You'd think Grant fucking Morrison, famously obsessed with the DEEPEST LORE of the DCU, would realize how stupid that example was. Fucking Harold rotates the Batmobile's tires, dawg.
>>153878622aura . Plus in majority of the comic runs people point to. when they say "im a batman fan" it's incredibly out of character for him to act this way.
oh fuck, we're about to get another kid robin arent we?
>>153878622>I don't understand why people like Bruce Wayne. Dude is a self-centered asshole who treats everyone around him like shit.I forget what his exact reasoning was but it was part of the Bruce Wayne Fugitive arc and I think he wanted to distance himself from her in order to protect her. Problem was that she was in jail too. She was better off in Checkmate anyway.
>>153876701>She wears a suit instead of a maid outfit cuz it shows off her ass better without needing excuses to bend over
>>153877415New character, or the one Robin had a crush on pre-crisis?
>>153878622>I don't understand why people like Bruce Wayne.He's Batman
>>153877681He did in fact, talk back to Bruce many times.
>>153879037And theyre going to try to copy that beat with this new broad and it'll be tone deaf And when people complain they'll say>you didn't have a problem when alfre did itAnd no matter how many effort posts breaking down the difference gets made theyll never move from their perch that the audience doesn't like the change because they're sexist.But theyll also never just provide a sexist product to their sexist audience.
Isn't Bruce Wayne still poor and without access to his mansion though? I don't want to read anything written by Fraction because I can't stand him as a writer or a person. Has he made Bruce rich again and able to afford a butler?
>>153879284He got his money back, but not the manor, Vandal Savage took the old one.He got a new manor, Pennyworth Manor.Also he blew up Wayne Manor as a fuck you to Savage.
>>153879284He used to be a billionaire but now he's a millionaire.
>>153876525Shit idea.Another character that's going to get killed off for good a year later and then we will never hear of it again (thankfully).Why the fuck would anyone think replacing the most iconic supporting cast of Batman would be a good idea?
>>153877381he walked out into the sun and disappeared one day.
>>153877253A butler's rank among servants supersedes their gender. Specifically, a butler is in charge of the wine in your home.
>>153879309Did all of this happen during Fraction's run or Zdarsky's? I haven't been following the main Batman titles for the last few years, the only thing I was somewhat excited for was Hush 2, and only because Hush was probably the first modern Batman comic that got me into reading comics, but most of the reviews I've read of Hush 2 have been somewhat negative, so maybe it's not worth the wait, idk.
>>153876525So instead of Bruce's companion being a wise, elderly, surrogate father-figure who has cared for him since childhood and now reluctantly helps him to protect others and serve justice, Bruce's companion will be a sassy millennial woman who ain't gonna take no shit or be callin' him 'sir' or nothin' like that and will constantly be checkin' his White male privilege.Imagine Batman Begins, but replace Michael Caine with Florence Pugh.
>>153876618this
>>153878570Alfred's taken care of Bruce since he was a child; he's earned the right to call him out on his bullshit.
Watch them be a butler because thats how they were trained >When they were still a man.
>>153879016What? That billionaire playboy socialite? No way. I saw the two of them in the same room, once.
>>153877339>You're a louse, Bruce Wayne.I would be willing to accept this scenario.
>>153877528>7 years w/o Alfredwhy does he need a butler now?what’s he dealing with? another war?
>>153878279I will now read your issue for free.
>>153879016Oh here we go with this shit again.
>>153877492>I couldn't save her.>>I don't think she wanted to be saved, sir. Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce. I always feared you would become that which you fought against. You walk the edge of that abyss every night. But you haven't fallen in, and I thank heaven for that. But Andrea fell into that pit years ago, and no one, not even you, could've pulled her back.
>>153876701>>153878843>She makes constant double entendres about how she can serve "master Bruce"
>>153876525Could be based if she's not a turbo dyke.
>>153876525she's going to be his concubine, right?
>>1538770772026, anon.
>>153878279DC, give this anon 1 billion to design this comic
>>153878865New version of that pre-crisis character
>>153876525I mean, it will all depend on whether her character is interesting or not. Pennyworth, as beloved as he was, was just a prop character needed to maintain the 90s gothic billionare aesthetic while giving batman some sort of parental figure. Nowadays, the aesthetic of BTAS is all but gone so it is kinda unclear what the butler will do.
>>153876525She's hot
>>153881730But not distractingly hotIgnore perverts here they would funk a cartoon pink dinosaur
>>153877253Aren't maids like, cleaning workers? Butters are more of an organizer role.
>>153880400>She makes constant double entendres about how she can service "master Bruce"ftfy
>>153877415>>153878865>>153881623We don't know that for sure, for all we know she could be a completely new character.
>>153878279This is an improvement, the colors look even better when contrasted with the batsuit.
As Bruce's new valet, is she also gonna help him getting his clothes on?
>>153882010Yes. With sexy results.
Making a girl a manservant is a bold choice in current year, I'll give them that.
>>153882567They have flirted with Alfred's nieces since the silver age
>>153876525I like to think they made her blonde so batman doesn't have a minority serving him.
>>153879458>sassy millennial womanAre you aware that the average millennial is older than Bruce at this point? Like they are closer to be a figure line Jim Gordon at this point.
>>153879458She will take "selfies" in the Bat-cave with her electronic gizmo to upload it to Tick-Tock (latest fad), and she will compromise Batman's secret identity.
>>153882641Yeah, but Zoomers don't have jobs, so they're certainly not going to be working as butlers.
>>153878622Autistic retards like you take that quote too literal. It's not about if some comic gave an actual reason it's that it's one of those things that the audience just accepts happens and is done by some off screen nebulous force. Think how Bruce built the batcave as advanced as he did when realistically he'd need an entire team of people working on it. People don't actually care to know the details, they just accept that he found a way and it doesn't need to be expanded on.
>>153882701#BatButler
>>153876525Alfred gifting young women to Bruce is not a good look
Would rather has this than>Duke>Bluebird>Barbara as a heroine>Tim >Jason and catwomen being retards every 2 years
>>153877369old age is a helluva condition
>>153876607/co/ is a blue board, it legally cant be horny
>>153876525I feel like she could've just been Alfred's understudy or apprentice that sometimes fulfills his duties. You'd still have the wise fatherly figure, but you'd also have the cute girl with the additional opportunity of seeing her cutely mess up some butler tasks in front of Bruce.
I prepared some cunny for you invent of my death, Master Bruce. After that barren hag left you at the altar, I thought it would be best you had some hot loyal young pussy in my absence - Alfred Pennyworth
>>153879445The money and new manor came from Zdarsky.The blowing up the old manor from one of the latest Fraction issues.>the only thing I was somewhat excited for was Hush 2lollmao evenThe original plan was for Hush 2 to tie into the next writer's run, but it kept getting delayed, and then split into 2, so we're still getting Hush 2 Part 1 while Fraction's run is going on, it's retarded.Also Hush 2 is genuinely one of the worst modern Batman stories, and that's saying something.
>>153883508I have no idea why some of you people think she's a child when she is very clearly a grown ass woman.
>>153882979>People don't actually care to know the detailsThen what's the point of worldbuilding at all? Why bother having a defined setting in the first place if nobody cares?
>>153883542baby ass fucking face
>>153877339Will she also play the piano in a technically competent but terrible way?
>>153882701>>153883114>BUTT-ler.
>>153883555Oh my God, you're so stupid. The point is that getting nitpicky about small stupid shit is pointless, you just assume it works out. You don't have to explain something down to every last detail. Suspension of disbelief You don't need to explain who changes Batman's tires because we the reader just assumes it gets done by someone and that's it. That's the point of the quote
>>153883686Buttslutler
>>153883765You didn't answer my question at all, you pissbaby little cunt. Why bother having any defined setting if nobody fucking cares?
>>153877746Why not?Editorial wise has been in the Game since the 60s.Canon wise has been working for Bruce like 30 years, 20 of them fighting crazy people.
>>153882607bruce is canonically half jewish from his mom's side. blue aryan foid serves her jew master
>>153883318My top pick would be Bluebird's little brother, but I wanted him to apprentice under Alfred for a while first.He was cute.
>>153884286He’s too much of a Punchline simp for Batman to tolerate.
>>153876525So Batman gets a maid......Why did they killed off Alfred in the first place anyways.
>>153877528>August 2019They killed him off that long ago?Fuck!
>>153884521Butlers and maids are different jobs, butlers do more.>Why did they killed off Alfred in the first place anyways.It's a long stupid story, but basically because DiDio wanted to give Bruce and Damian some more tragedy to set up storylines that ended up never happening.
She's going to be someone's self-insert, isn't she?
We need a bingo image for the character traits this thread is predicting so we can see what she actually has when the book comes out.
>>153878279
>>153878279I want to read a story of Batman slowly convincing her to switch from the suit to this, through questionable means
>>153876525I can't wait to not read it.
>>153876618Sad
>>153883173>Master Bruce I have seen how troubled your love life is so I have decided to find and gift you a lady that may fill the hole in your life as well as you will fill her holes >Love, Alfred Pennyworth >P. S. I better find a new grandchild when I get back
The actual character will be an insufferable lecturebot, but the porn of Bruce having a tomboyish blonde female butler who can both be a tsundere or otherwise correction-bait will be spectacular. As I will continue to not purchase any modern comics, this will turn out well for me personally.
>>153883576Baby face doesn't negate her clearly adult body.At most, I could see her being as vaguely young adult as Dick, but that's it, she's clearly old enough to have a job.
>>153876525>Thoughts?None. Modern comics don't matter because they can't influence the past, and future media doesn't matter because it's all shit anyway.
>>153876525What an odd choice to bring Barbara Wilson into continuity
SEXOOO
>>153886686It's clearly not her.
>>153876525built for Duke's BBC
>>153877339Fuck yeah
>>153887626Who the fuck is Duke?
>>153883555Worldbuilding doesn't mean everything needs to be answered.
>Batman fucks his mother-in-law Based
>>153876525Why the fuck did it take so long for this "gift" to be delivered?Shits so fucking dumb. Just give him back Alfred already. Him still being dead makes no sense considering that Superman rebooted all of creation.
>>153887549I mean they are both blondes, related to Alfred, and are clearly skilled fighters in their own right. I’m not saying they are the exact same character but she’s definitely a reference to Alicia Silverstone’s Batgirl
>>153887741Nigger OC of Snyder's, trying to make him into the next Robin until Editorial put their foot down, so he made him "Signal" instead.
>>153888032Barbara Wilson was just an adaptation of Barbara Gordon, we already have that character in the comics.It'd also be stupid to add another character named Barbara.If anything, she's likelier to be Daphne Pennyworth from Pre-Crisis, who's also blonde, Alfred's niece, and not another version of Barbara.>clearly skilled fighters in their own rightLiterally what about this new butler implies she's a fighter?
>>153876525I love girls in suits, but I'm worried Bruce is eventually going to sleep with her. How long are they going to drag out Alfred being dead?
>>153887741One of the best Batman sidekicks
>>153877369bane
>>153876607It's been over a decade since 4chan was the pinnacle of pop culture elitism and trendsetting.Most of the morphological degenerates squatting on what remains of these boards are sexless resentful anxiety addicts with little to offer the commentary sphere.
>>153877369>When did X die?This is such a meaningless stupid question in American comics.
>>153877381He installed a dating app on his phone and married an indian woman willing to escape her rearranged marriage with her uncle.
>>153876618I agree except its not a monkeys paw theyre ddoing it on purpose they see alfred as outdated and want Bruce bossed around by a woman
>>153876546Better waifubait than another strong independent lesbian girlboss who don't need no man lecturing Bruce about his straight male rich privilege.
>>153877077no shes batgirl
>>153876525Are they THAT desperate to get people reading Batman comix again?
>>153876643They better not.Master is the diminutive of Mister.Alfred calling him Master Bruce instead of Mister Wayne works as a cute affectation implying that Alfred will always see him as the little boy that he raised.Anyone else doing it is fucking retarded.
>>153891632>Anyone else doing it is fucking retarded.Feminists out. Female servants getting horny when saying "Master" is a time honored tradition.
>threads is immediately filled with incels crying about a woman “lecturing” Batman based on nothing except their own fragile manchild butthurt and hate towards the opposite sex
>>153891632And she saying calling Batman master would also be a quirky implication that she wants to be dominated, I fail to see the problem here.
>>153877448Its time to accept no one gives a fuck about Batwoman
That's retarded and completely fucks the dynamic.
>>153878279I will now buy your comic.
>>153881835*Sir WayneShe's going to be a proper butler.
>>153887776But again, nobody cares about worldbuilding itself, so why have it at all?
>>153889608grim but not untrue
>>153877253fucking this
>>153887989Clark knows Batman is a manchild that need to grow the fuck up
>>153893500How does giving him a chick to change his bat diapers instead of an old dude make him "grow the fuck up"?
>>153893517Because the problem with Alfred was that was Bruce's therapist and his daddy not doing his homework and making a sandwitch.Even with Clark fathers being alive , they are far away from him because they know Clark is an adult and the Carrick or the Allen being Alive doesn't made them to follow Wally every single time.
>>153893543Again, how does "replace dude who does everything with chick" change anything?She's clearly going to be his therapist and doing his homework and making his sandwiches.Shit, their promo art literally shows that she's doing his damn laundry.
Lots of tourists here vomiting the warmed over "Alfred's Batman's father figure" twatterslop.
>>153876525It will be retconned in at most six years, like everything in comics.
>>153885566Boring. She gets quickly in love with Batman and starts going crazy. Like smelling the pants and clothes of Bruce when he comes back from a mission. She starts doing crazy girlfriend shit in secret and starts obsessing with him. Bruce let it pass until she starts going to crazy. She starts sabotaging missions for female companions, starting with fun humillating stuff, to dangerous shit, where Bruce has to intervene before she kills the batgirls.
>>153886686It is obviously Her as Daphne Pennyworth, but Babsfags aka damn dildoes are losing their shit because Barbara is getting phased out again.
>>153895284I agree it’s Daphne.But Babs fans are eating good with Breakout right now.
>>153877339>>153887712DC should had green lighted the Batman/The Big O crossover by now.Jump is desperate for another DC collab
>>153895302Well sarah is hinted to be alive, and its obvious that Savage will reset the status quo, but with the batfamily hostile towards bruce again with only dick and damian loyal to him.
>>153876618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFh_cP9SPSc
>>153895310The Big O has nothing to do with Jump.
>>153877339As long as she has a big, throbbing, rocket.... under her skirt.Rocket launcher, I mean.
>>153877308Infamously got killed in Hush. Alfred told him to go away after No Man's Land because he didn't know how to deal with him, which worked out fine because he had a big city full of broken things he could help fix, which made him happy.Until Hush slit his throat.
>>153878279>your tradwife sirThanks Alfred
>>153878279See, this is immediately much more interesting.
>>153877339
>>153895357Joker murdered Sarah. I don’t see how she could ever come back.
I don't read comic books I just saw this thread on popular threads and came here to say that I do not care.
>>153898441Joker cant aim for shit
>>153883821Because the question is stupid as fuck? No one said world building should lack details but there's a difference between stuff that needs to be explained and things that don't. The fact you can't understand that is why you're an autistic retard
>>153878279I prefer the OG
>>153898977>autistic as an insult
>>153899370Yes. The broken way you think isn't normal. It doesn't make you special or give you a 'superpower'. You're a mentally ill dumbass who can't grasp basic stuff but still has too much of an ego to shut up.
>>153899399I'm not even the anon you were talking to dumbass xD
>>153899420Still probably true desu
>>153876618They aren't even trying any more. Its that transparent and sickening.
>>153876525>where's the rest of her feet
>>153894805>It will be retconned in at most six years, like everything in comics.Anon, it'll be turning 7 years since Alfred died.
>>153876525so where's the black bull who fucks her
>>153878279Imagine coming back to this after getting blueballed by Catwoman for the nth time.
>>153900722I would do her right there in the batcave as soon as I got out of the car.
>>153876525>Thoughts? LUST
>>153877339MAWS should rip this off for its Bruce, have Cass in the Dorothy role
>>153878279>no one complaining about AI slop in the repliesIs /co/ healing?
