Summer fun edition
Loona too, of course
And Octavia, naturally
>>153878112>>153878185>>153878226ok but at their peak who is the best fuck
I like that bird. That bird is pretty cool
>>153878450Stella, no contest. >Loona talks a big game but she's just vanilla. >Octavia requires constant validation during sex. >Stella alternates between being really romantic and a horny slut and by all that is holy she will make sure you match her freak.
>>153878789>Ever implying a GOETIA would debase herself with a human>Especially after her husband's affair ruined their reputationWhat inspires this bullshit
>>153879441Stella's only experience with sex was with a gay man who acted like a dead fish, she would be a terrible fuck.
>>153879441>>153879575She's got the drive and the passion to make it through any initially awkward fumbles to keep trying until she molds (You) into her ideal partner.I imagine she'd mostly prefer (You) take the lead, but everyone in a while swapping to the top position herself.Keeping up with her will eventually leading to the wildest sex ever.Like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea.
>>153879575Don't judge a woman by her faggot husband, anon. Just give her the attention she deserves and she'll show (You) all Stolas was missing out on.
>>153879681>>153879788Anon, I judge her on the fact that she does not know how to fuck.
>>153879814Keep ignoring what people are saying to argue with the voices in your head bro, it doesn't change the fact that Stella is the best and you're just jelly
Speaking of milfs who are eager to please, thoughts?
>>153879883It's a cartoon, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
>>153879681>Luke, did i ever tell you about Stella Goetia? She was the wife of Stolas from the cartoon Helluva Boss, a fine piece of furry bait for a better show. She has the prettiest feathers and tightest pussy in all of hell, all wasted on a gay marriage. Her incestuous brother used to fuck her birdussy raw everytime her daughter was out of the house, and once in a while she’d let all hellhounds from the local shelter run a train on her, part of official Goetia business of course. In time, she learned how to handle a demon cock better than any succubi in the Lust ring. She wore a big elegant dress every day but underneath she would always use these lacy langeries and leather corsets, and since the dress skirt was so thin and light you’d get a glimpse of her white bird thighs every time a convenient gust of wind blew over. It was surreal. She shoved all food she ate down her throat like it was a dick and she constantly got captured by imps and demon hunters almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
>>153880096Dooku's not gonna be happy about this, Obiwan.
>>153879814Do (You) know how to fuck anon? Or are you just envious everyone wants to lay with her and not with you?
>>153879974Good enough for me.
>>153880130>homosexual fantasies out of nowhereYou wanna tell us something, anon?
>>153880194Yes. Which part of that text presented a homosexual fantasy?
>>153880240Well we're all men here, so if you're accusing somebody of wanting anons to sleep with them I'd say it's probably because you have some unresolved homosexual feelings you're projecting.
Disregard the fag, he's just mad that his attempts at forcing Stella/Imp porn failed so spectacularly
>>153880293What? No, fuck that weirdo. Hell I didn't even say not to simp for Stella, all I said was that she was inexperienced with sex which is objectively true. Don't lump me in with the fucking sootrat simp just because I acknowledge a couple blemishes.
>>153879532I don't know, being a heterosexual male who isn't a faggot. Is that a difficult concept for someone like you to grasp?
>>153880281That's a pretty massive logic leap and speaks more about your own internal feelings on homosexuality and /co/ than anything else.
>>153880293Stella is not for imps. She's for me specifically.
>>153880422This, the imp self insert is a cuck. Stella is for (me).
>>153880407>no uI accept your concession, gay boy.
>>153880422>>153880443Stella is built for Literally Me and no one else.
>>153880475Why are you trying to make this a gay thing, anon?
>>153880492What the fuck, where did you get that picture of me?
Why's this faggot --> >>153880504 still trying to talk to me
>>153880530Why are (You) so worked up?
>STILL trying
>>153880621
>homosexual fantasies out of nowhere>again
>>153880795Like clockwork
Alright, let's ignore the couple of repressed gays above and post some Stella.
>>153879575You think for one second that with her hostile attitude towards Stolas that she hasn't been fucking other goetia both in AND outside of the bloodline behind Stolas's back? Hell, they were playing with the idea of making her and Andre a thing until they chickened out. She probably had a threesome with those two friends of hers after ditching Stolas at the "still married" party.Honestly, I don't think she would've even cared that Stolas had a royal side-fling as long as it was another goetia. It's because she's aristocratic and Stolas chose a lowlife peasant that problems arose.
>>153881228>I don't think she would've even cared that Stolas had a royal side-fling as long as it was another goetiaI remember this idea being thrown around in the net after episode 5, then crashing down hard when season 2 recontextualized Stella, Blitzo and Stolas.
>>153881228You goon too much.
>>153881228one of my friends insists that stolas and octavia are actually half-brother and sister because paimon secretly claimed first dibs on stella on their wedding night, assuming he'd never be man enough to get it up. this is partially why stella hates stolas; she's projecting about knowing she cheated first.
My room clean for you!
>>153881847Honestly this seems like much more interesting than the awful drama the show has going on.
>>153878450Loona. How is this a question? Stella's been a princess her entire life, she'd get exhausted fast. Loona is an experienced fighter, she's got energy and muscle. Stella would get tired just from starfishing it. Loona would ride you until you're begging for mercy.
>>153882055Everyone is an experienced fighter in this damn show, anon. Plus your reasoning hinges on the woman doing all the work. You gotta put some effort into it too.
>>153882210What? I meant like going into battle type of fights. Loona fought off DHORKs agents, there's no reason to believe Stella got her hands dirty to a similar degree.
>>153882055>Loona would ride you until you're begging for mercy.Loona's a complete sperg. She strikes me as someone who when it comes time, is completely vanilla.
>>153882333She could talk mad smack at you all day long until it's time to be sexy, then she'd have absolutely no idea how to talk dirty to you.
>>153880396>I don't know [fanfiction cope] >>>/mlp/
>>153882333>>153882350>go out with Loona>she makes a big talk of how she's going to wreck you and drain your balls>get to bedroom>she gives the most pathetic boasts you ever heard while undressing in the clumsiest way possible>won't do missionary because looking at you makes her nervous>won't do doggy style because she doesn't want you thinking she's lazy>only position she's into at first is reverse cowgirl because she can control the pace and not look you in the eye>she quickly got a taste for it and your pelvis is in serious danger
>>153884146Oh yeah
>>153880096Master Kenobi, you disappoint me!
Zoggypop will never let us have Stella redemption arc
>>153886450only characters who've done anything wrong need a redemption arc.
>>153886450Screw redemption. When will we have Stella graphically murder Stolas and Blitzo in front of a large cheering audience?
>>153888574After she studies the blade.
>>153882210I believe Stella is an experienced swordswoman, like Agent Two, but she dislikes Katanas. >>153880525You're black?>>153880096General Kenobi? >>153885559I'll be grabbing my finest pipe for this one.
>>153888881Swordfight between Stella and Two when?
>>153888957>Octavia is captured by DHORKs when Octavia went out on one of her stargazing trips.>She's shaking, teary eyed, unsure of what the female agent means by "revenge.">As Agent Two an One wait for transport, they hear rustling in the brush.>"Dad!?" Octavia cries out.>One goes to investigate, much to Two's chagrin, ordering him to stay put.>As One nears the brush, he's grabbed and thrown into a tree.>Two pulls out her katana, expecting I.M.P. and Stolas.>The figure that emerges out of the brush surprises both Two an Octavia.>It's Stella, her eyes glowing red with anger, her feathers ruffled. >"Mom?!" >Two and Stella stare at each other, not moving, only the wind moves their hair and clothing. >Two dashes towards Stella, as Two is about to swing, Stella blocks her swing with a rapier, she pushes Two away.>Two and Stella walk in a circle, continuing to stare at one another, Two searches for another opening.>Two takes another dash, swings, only for Stella to block her swing again, she managed to get a strike on Two's leg.>Two growls at the pain, in anger she lunges at Stella, Stella attempts to push Two away, but her strength causes Stella to lose balance for a moment.>Two takes this moment to strike at Stella, she strikes at Stella's chest, ripping her top.>Revealing a leather corset, Two takes another attempt at Stella, she parries it flawlessly.>Stella and Two continue this back-and-forth for a while, until Two sees an opening, as she makes another lunge, Stella catches her swing, Two pushes hard into Stella's block.>Then, Two kicks into Stella's leg causing her to slip onto the ground, Two attempts to stabs Stella, Two is grabbed by Stella's talons, she's dragged to the ground. >Stella quickly gets up and steps onto Two's chest. >Stella slowly inches her talon near Two's neck.>"I could slash your throat so you can slowly die in this forest, but I heard what my ex-husband did to you, so I can spare you...partially."
>>153889937>Stella slashes Two's face with her talons, leaving gashes on the right side of her face, along with her right eye.>The scream Two lets out causes One to wake back up, but he's still in a daze, yet in a panic, he calls Two by her first name.>"Cassidy?!">"Ben!" Two slowly crawls over to the sound of Ben's voice.>Stella sprints over to Octavia, freeing her from her bindings >Stella looks at Octavia before embracing her in a teary eyed hug.>Stella is now shaking as well, she gives Octavia a smooch on the forehead as Octavia continues to weep. >The sound of a distant helicopter interrupts them.>Stella helps Octavia up, as they leave Stella picks up her rapier.>Stella an Octavia make their way into the forest. >Two an One are now in an embrace of their own, the sound of the helicopter making it's way closer being their only solace.
why am I attracted to an evil bird
>>153890343Evil? Nonsense, look at this cute smile.
>>153881167Indeed
>>153888881>I believe Stella is an experienced swordswoman, like Agent Two, but she dislikes Katanas.Oh cool, another thread of "secondaries parrot wish-fulfillment headcanon that in no way aligns with the script"
>>153891207You know what. Regardless of the odd hostilities, enjoy the rest of your night, Anon, sleep well.
>>153890343Because despite being "ebil" she's still somehow the least immoral and irredeemable character in t eh show. Her list of crimes is hilariously small compared that of her faggot husband and the mass murdering imp protagonists.
>>153878112im not a furryim not a furry
>>153878450There's something to be said for Millie in that regard
>>153891559Good thing Stella has feathers and not fur. Does liking her make you a Feathery?
>>153891207Bah, let them have their fun. It's not like the show is any good on its own.
