>>153882353
If Goofy gave you a blowjob his teeth would be like guardrails and keep your cock in his mouth while he fellates you.

>>153882353
Wageslave

>>153882451
Cut the guy some slack, okay? He's a single dad, after all.

>>153882353
What kind of career do you think Goofy got after getting his degree and fucking the librarian?
Why'd he even want a good job to begin with after getting fired? He already owned a house and he has one less mouth to feed with Max in college, it's not like his factory job was great nor was he happy, he could have just wageslaved another minimum wage job.

>>153882353
And if you must go to work tomorrow
Well, if I were you I wouldn't bother
For there are brighter sides to life, and I should know, because I've seen them
But not very often

>>153882492
He deserves it for not following his dreams

>>153882353
Kek Goofy's job doesn't depress him, he has empty-nest syndrome

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Goofy no!

>>153882893
This doesn't seem to meet proper safety standards. Goofy should sue for damages.

>>153883167
they should install new safety guidelines and name it after him, the Goofy Protocol

just be a neet, lol

>"Shrek was groundbreaking for being an animation movie that ends with the characters dancing to a cover of a popular song"
Extremely Goofy Movie did it more than a year before
https://youtu.be/4F_DIddGQHk?feature=shared

>>153883428
I remember back in like 2012 or 2013 when I was 18 I used to browse /r9k/ and there were a ton of guides to get NEET bux. Thought about following it but decided I'd go to college and try and make something of myself. I regret that decision almost every year.

>>153883709
it's very painful clinging on to the belief you can work your way out of your horrible life conditions through the worst times to inevitably learn it's all lies

society runs off nepotism and luck
if you have neither, it's just over for you
what a fucking joke

>>153883782
You can if you have friends and family to fall back on. Do you have people in your life who love you? Genuinely asking.

>>153883843
My brother once held a fake gun to the back of my head and made me beg for my life.

What do you think?

>>153882580
he only needed to complete a semester to get a good enough position in an office.
No need to wage slave if you can be set for life and in a way better and comfyer job.

>>153883914
lol
lmao

>>153883924
that's how the movie goes, feel free to cope

>>153883944
yes
and like much boomer nonsense it's modern fiction

>>153882492
What happened to the mom?

>>153884138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9HP-V87RrM

>>153883887
LMAO sounds hilarious

despite being a wagie he still had a home on a single income

>>153882353
>wonder what happened to that department store photography gig that he both clearly enjoyed and was very good at
>remember the scene ended with him suddenly walking off while in the middle of servicing a client and then immediately leaving on an impromptu multiweek vacation
Dammit Goofy. I can’t even really blame Pete or the principal for goading him into taking the vacation. He could have at least finished his shift and cleared the vacation time properly.

>>153883887
I dunno, I know of optimistic people who had much worse experiences growing up than "my brother bullied me some"

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Well /co/?

>>153885110
I object to the question.

this movie is as good as the first, the majority opinion is wrong

>>153885110
Number 1 is a test to see if you’ll follow the advice “if you don’t think you know the answer to a problem, skip it and move on to the next one. Come back to your unfinished problems later if you still have time.”

>>153883709
Why can't you just become a neet later in life?

>>153885400
Yknow. Some days I kinda hate how many tips I was taught about getting good at standardized testing. At the expense of my educated years instead teaching me useful and practical skills.

>>153885461
your parents die
your siblings have kids they want to take care of

>>153883649
Women with dog noses are so fucking hot.

>>153883649
Who tf are you quoting?

>>153884922
store photography went the way of the dodo with the advent of digital cameras

>>153885110
The universe has no meaning save that which we impart upon it, through force.

>>153883887
it was just a prank, bro

>>153885991
I’ve still seen it around in some malls in the past decade, and I’ve gotten christmas cards from people who still have it done. Probably there’s less specialized focus on areas for just baby photos and a broader range of portrait types available.

>>153884922
Max should’ve been more pissed about this and used it as leverage.

>>153882353
BUT THE LORD OF THE LASH SAYS NAY NAY NAY!

>>153882428
kek when I get goofy there aren't no guardrails

Does the goofs say "gawrsh" when they have post-nut clarity?

>>153889358
*Do

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>>153883428
I fucking wish but in my country is impossible. 99% of the population is doomed to be a wageslave. Only way to be a neet here is being part of the oligarchy. Not even the families of the lucky rich boomers can escape because the old faggots think their sons, daughters, grandchildren and great grandchildren need to work like they supposedly did. Imagine living in a third world shithole and having the same "I worked hard to have a money and if you can't buy a house it's because you are lazy" mindset of the boomers in America, Europe and Japan. I don't hate the concept of working hard and going full neet sounds boring but being doomed to work all day just to survive is heartbreaking. You aren't allowed to have dreams and aspirations beyond just working. People here is so brainwashed that if you tell them you want to write a book, draw a comic, compose a song or spend time studying something just to understand it better they will tell you you are lazy

>>153885110
>Briefly explain the meaning of the universe
GOD.
Now if they give me an F I can sue the school for being woke tranny atheist commienazi Jewish Muslims.

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>>153882353
Was Goofy doing better at the start of the first movie, or at the start of the second? I feel like working a factory assembly line would be more consistent than a shopping center photographer.

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I watched both Goofy Movies with my friends a couple weeks ago
I get this was before Chris Dodd and Barney Frank (in hell) but it's amazing Goofy could afford this while on a grocery store photographer salary

>>153891143
You ever watched married with children, it's the same thing boomers are completely disconnected from reality. There was a time when you could literally work at McDonald's and pay rent and have a house

>>153885110
If we listen to each other's heart
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever, we're seeing it eye to eye

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>>153891143
>before Chris Dodd and Barney Frank (in hell)
*fucked up the economy for everyone
It's very late at night here
That or I am still amazed that almost 20 years later the global economy hasn't gone back to the way it was pre-Recession
Or how we wasted all that money bailing out GM
Or that the only person who went to jail was Madoff
It's very frustrating

You see that house Roxanne had? That's a nice house. What architectural style is that?

>>153883649
I've never heard anyone say that about Shrek but whatever, any excuse to watch some good credits

>>153890975
There's something uncanny about this shot

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>>153885549
Dam right.

>>153885110
Garsh.