probably last thread in post episode high.overall decent but only really good in the beginning, first negotiation and is generally mid until the Leopold negotiation onwards where it picks up again>>153877714
>>153888882reminder that bruva and you should be reading real philosophy. the only way you can prevent yourself from writing boring or trite villains (both op image and picrel are taken from patreon fyi)
>>153888821Yeah, it's also very DM specific. Like if you are a character using an assault rifle, a DM who is more into the social space of WoD might ask questions like - how do you get ammo for this thing? Sure, it might make sense to use 5,000 rounds of ammo on a hunt, but try telling the feds why you are spending so much of your inheritence wealth on loads of ammo, or explain to the cashier why you need 5,000 rounds bought in cash right now. Often the social circumstances of hunters and their operations forces them into grey and black markets by default. >>153888920I don't disagree, but it's not a project with infinite time, money, and will to produce things. In the hierarchy of narrative needs the background fluff characters getting more screentime and interactions is a bit lesser relative to advancing the plot or explaining the world's lore.
>>153888960I also agree with the 2nd point, it being implied in the background for viewers paying attention is fine enough since otherwise you aren't really going to care about minor plot holes like where the money comes from
>>153888989>>153888998It's very much better to be safe than to be sorry.
>>153889026Safe than to be sorry for a Hunter in this setting is the sad reality that gunning down your neighbor is better for the long term security and health of your cell. There's a reason /wodg/ and on here we joke occasionally about Hunters (non-imbued) having their end either as doomed paranoid schizophrenics or naive martyred heroes. Imbued will all die paranoid schizophrenic psychopaths
>>153889026Yeah hence why the Inquisition was right to kill so many people who did weird shit or were in cults or the like. In a setting like this, if you let any cult fester, especially in a smaller village or the like, it can spell absolute disaster for the well being of an entire area for decades, not even mentioning the reality of the sheer inhuman suffering such can bring.Whenever people start getting too sanctimonious, its important to remember a single Nephandi growing in power can be a never caught Jack the Ripper that makes snuff porn of your son. The inquisition has killed a lot of monsters (and a sad ammount of innocent, but often because Nephandi purposefully made cults to get caught and fuel the zeal of the Inquisition according to their books
I hate to agree with ends justifying means but when your enemies can rape existence by just being, you have to do what you gotta do
Im not stanning the WoD inquisition because its separate from real life and is obviously going to be deeply flawed in WoD because its an overtly lefty rpg
>>15388913799% of cults are byproducts of the shit social conditions that institutions like the Church produce in-universe, often because those same institutions are corrupted by the forces they are meant to be purging to begin with. The Inquisition are all just a sieve filtering out the weaker and less useful members to make sure only the *best* survive.
>>153889200LOLLMAO
>>153889137You seem to make the assumption that the World of Darkness Inquisition had perfect, unerring judgement and solely dispatched monsters and cultists, and never abused its power or slew innocent people.
>>153889200>Nephandi postShouldn't you be occupied making your prisoner regrow his skin out his ass like an arachnid covered in silk?
>>153889200Anon the cult of ecstacy is not fabricated from the aether of socioeconomic factors, its made by Time Gooners. Neither are a lot of shamanistic cults or hermetic cults, or even Choirester ones. Cults can be organic from conditions but a fuckton are made by the Traditions and shit.>>153889228I beg of you. I plead with my knees upon the cold stone. Read nigga, I implore thee, fucking read nigha.
>>153888908give examples of reading materials or i'm going to assume you're talking out of your ass boy.
And now we've got people who have fallen for the Technocracy propaganda and genuinely believe that the Traditions are the villains of Mage.
>>153889288How many Traditions are on the front lines with the Void Engineers, volunteering to properly protect the Telurian and the citizens of Earth? How many volunteers a month do the Hermetics or the Ecstatics send, how much money do they send to fund it, how many artifacts do they donate to the cause?Fucking zero. Nada. Nil. Zilch. How many potions mass produced to the poor, same old same old, how much magic shared to the masses, fuck all fuck all, how many improvements to the lives they have? Absence.Villains? No, they range from Scumbags to Benevolent Rivals. But between the Technocracy and the rest, Id stay with the 5 metal dragons before I go Hermetic or Ecstatic or god forbid, shit like digital adepts.
Is the Mage actual play good? I've never played Mage but I do know it is more... politic-y about old-timey wizards and sick future wizards getting into polite arguments on how magic works.
>>153889347>How many Traditions are on the front lines with the Void Engineers, volunteering to properly protect the Telurian and the citizens of Earth?The fact that you think that the Void Engineers are nothing but good guy space marines is further evidence that you've fallen for Technocracy propaganda, as is your inability to perceive the good that the Traditions do, such as the fact that there are entire Traditions dedicated to the healthy regulation of each major region of the Umbra.
>boy and blair /ss/
>>153889253Oh I'll leave you to go pray to your vampiric bishop while he drinks the blood of virgins. Enjoy your nightly mass Inquisitor!>>153889259Those guys aren't even Nephandi-ass cults, those are just random mages testing the boundaries of reality and consensus and how to awaken the masses to the power of their avatars. "People should awaken to their true potential" =/= "We need to summon the arch-demon of assrape to ruin humanity's collective sphincters.">>153889288>>153889347The Technocracy is Pentex's biggest enablers and had an outright collaborator faction in the SPD before they decided to give up all pretenses and go full traitor for the Wyrm. Both the Tradition and the Technocracy are often so up their own asses that they are pants-on-head retarded. But pretending that either of them are some kind of absolute moral evil is equaling their retardation, they both know reality is fake and are just trying to find a way to prod the masses towards self-actualization.>>153889416It's fun. There is a side-series to Hunter the Parenting which explores the gameplay of Mage if you are interested. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyiDf91_bTEg5YjeR_XIb1scfMrVVw5wBThey've not really gotten into the Traditions / Technocracy conflict yet, led alone more obscure stuff like the Crafts or the Disparates.
I FUCKING LOVE WOOF WOMEN
>>153889416I know more about Ars Magica than Mage, the latter of which is based on the former, but it's pretty cool. The magic system anyways. I don't think Mage has the troupe system or convent system.
>>153889448I will enjoy my nightly mass, thank you good sir.
Being a liberal or leftist in general in a setting like WOD is retarded. I guess something like Stalinism is okay.
>>153889465You can bench 130 right? Otherwise GET OUT
>>153889620You're aware that it's a game made by leftists for leftists, right?
>>153889465And they love fucking you, anon.>>153889620I mean a communist mage would make a lot of sense. Awaken the masses of proles to their true potential and overthrow the control of the means of consensus for humanity to achieve magical post-scarcity. Really only a truly non-human splat would have good reason to not ascribe to human politics, but even then they'd have analogs (Anarchs being vampire anarchists, Werewolf anarcho-primitivists, so on). But something like a mummy would have reasons to ascribe to those kinds of political views, fae might even be able to feed off of the glamour of political loyalty and form a personality cult to harvest it, for beneficial reasons or no.
>>153889624I can do pushups and I weigh 140!
>>153889620Werewolves would despise Communism with particular venom. The Aral Sea, the unchecked pollution from Chinese factories, the eradication of vital species as some shallow flex to show their ideology's efficacy... they are servants of the Wyrm, and not only proud of it, but want to force every human being into a corrupting, toxic cage forever.
>>153888882Why didn't the rest have more of a reaction to Door calling Blair a Worm Freak? Do they all just sort of know that already?
>>153889624I can hip thrust at least 200
>>153889200This post REEKS of Nephandi.
>>153889803Anon, they hate basically all human civilization ever cause it's all Weaver shit. They think humanity took a wrong turn at the stone age. At best they are good for begrudgingly breeding with for more shapeshifters to exist.>>153889804I imagine Door told the family about the whole encounter, D probably clenched his ass tight enough to turn coal into diamonds when he thought Blair might've heard "Wyrm freak" but played the coolest poker face he could manage in the situation. The rest of the Coalition is probably totally clueless as to the extent of Pentex's corruption, they just heard the deal was a no-go and decided to walk.
>>153889892it's disgusting how they want me solely for my thick six inch dick for that purpose
>>153889442Shut up burger lady
>>153889804My question is why the fuck were they surprised that a father wouldn’t immediately threaten someone for demanding his child in exchange for assistance? If anything Door should be lauded for only verbally threatening to shoot Blair for her presumption instead of actually drawing on her. A father with a less tempered personality would have either cursed her out for the next few minutes at best or immediately launched themselves across the table to try and take her head off at worst.
>>153888882 What are the chances Grimaline at some point is going to compare the Coalition meeting to the Coalition against Dong Zhuo?I would like her to reference something outside of just Japan in Asia . I mean she did make an Nobunaga historical reference and the two. have been compared a lot especially by Japanese companies.
>>153890015I guess it depends on if she's getting a hospital visit by Kitten later, she probably has several compound fractures on all of her ribs. I imagine Kitten might decide to finally clear the air between them just in case he fucking dies in the operation against the wolves.
>>153890015she better be the fucking ghoul at this point
>>153890051She's definitely got to be something. You don't tank getting directly backhanded by a fucking Cirnos through a wall and keep trucking the way she was. She should have been out cold at best.
>>153889442>Was willing to help her at first sight, even after she tossed every possible insult at him>Addresses her in the middle of Coalition meeting unprompted... >... Even after Door had specificly told him to say nothing to her>Teases her with a cute nickname she doesn't like>Visibly angry when she leaves the meeting, long before everyone else bails>Compared to being merely flustered when it was suggested he'd indeed get "employed" as bargaining chip in extortion schemeBoy wants the Wurmussy so bad
>>153889753You are like woman looking for strong man. Leave strong women to stronger men do not kid yourself
>>153889892But shouldn't at least the Hunter lady and the Inquisition take such a thing as serious as possible and demand Door explain? Or does Pentex's wrath scare them shitless and they weren't about to push it? Hopefully the Inquisition gets the full story from door before they let Blair anywhere near the mission.At the very, very least, I think Door should've told the union guys what went down at the burger place, since, besides being the most reasonable and nicest, they mostly consist of regular blokes with families that could get corrupted in those places.>>153889998Again, my best bet is there so scared shitless of Pentex's wrath that they don't want Blair to see even a hint of disagreement with their demands
>>153889804Must be the sort of open secret you don't talk about
>>153890134He's just wants to get into that Wurmussy so he can get as much of the demon meats as he wants
>>153890094idk anon, she couldn't even stand after that hit, barely even being able to crawl away when everyone was magdumping into the wolf. I think that tracks pretty well. >>153890225Considering that they are intent on shacking up with a fucking Pentex First Squad, it is crucial information - but it depends if Door can really connect the dots which with the information he has now is a real big stretch. While he knows something is up, he could only really understand the scale if they manage to get with Kevin and Chapman before the operation and exchange notes, then it'd all click really fast and he'd inform everyone post-haste - assuming Door would even trust the word of Kevin (a vamp) and Chapman (a ghoul). But even then, if they did know the Pentex guys are corrupted, they do need their help and only understand the Wolves as enemies, so it's a really tricky situation no matter what. They might decide it's an enemy-of-my-enemy situation.But unfortunately, I think that Door's animus towards bloodfiends will mean the information goes unshared and the dots won't be connected until it's too late.
>>153890327No. Her being conscious let alone alive at all after that blow is suspect. She's not a brick shithouse like the D kids.
>>153890225Orgs aren't all-knowing. Pentex is much more subtle than the werewolves and vampires that they're used to hunting.
>>153890225>>153890402Pentex is the new kid on the block. All these orgs are very old (or disorganized like the union) and never developed appropriate counter measures, then pentex exploded. The knight goons are a great example of this. Screaming about devil worshipers when this modern devil wears slick suits and sunglasses
>>153889650He said what he said.
They're gonna have to negotiate with the Werewolves for Markus back and Kitten will absolutely lose his shit over it.
>>153890134I like how none of the rest of the Coalition even commented on how she was broadcasting the meeting. She got up, they got up. Despite all of them being so different they were all rotten and serving Grandad Foodstuffs.
>>153890563He was willing to sell them all into basically slavery. He'll have to suck it up and be happy Markus isn't meat chunks already
>>153890563Nah it'd be the Blacklaws who'd go ballistic, they have a blood-fued to settle now.
>>153890134Not to mention how she tried to take him in the contract
>>153889804D probably knows since he knows the Otolley's had a bane in it and bars the family from eating possible warm tainted foods. Kitten is overwhelmed and hyper focused on his goals, and occasionally has heard so much insane shit total it probably slipped by.
>>153890327>>153890402>>153890513But shouldn't they all (except the union guys) know Worm is a big deal? And the fact that right after the accusation, Blair had someone speak to her through her comms and she left right then and there. Surely that is suspicious as hell, right?Also, >Pentex First SquadHow dangerous we talking?
>>153890617>How dangerous we talking?First squads typically are trained to kill wolfs and other supernatural creatures using the highest tech possible that they can affordThe creator of the tactics to kill wolfs (Mike dragonwrath, the advertising guy) is a legendary black spiral dancer who works for pentex is a board member
>>153890617>But shouldn't they all (except the union guys) know Worm is a big deal?The worm? Possibly, but infestations in the mundane aren't exactly something new, and it's hard to track blame directly onto Pentex for it, especially since I doubt any of them know it is Pentex thanks to their shell game with fake companies, investment banks, and tax havens they use to covertly influence everything. We know it is Pentex because of our out-of-universe knowledge, but basically nobody save the Technocracy and the Werewolves know what Pentex actually is. Doubly so for the Wyrm, which only the Wolves would know about, as a bout of dramatic irony. >How dangerous we talking?Anywhere from highly elite roided up special forces to actual Chaos Space Marine tier dangerous, depending on who they send. Some teams are just elite but ultimately human operatives, others are full of bane-possessed corpse puppets, actual nephandi, and black spiral dancers who will all fuck you up metaphysically, magically, and by loading you up with lead (or silver if you are a wolf).
>>153890051She isn't, but she was dominated by one.
>>153890015It's pretty fucked up that once you Romance of the Three Kingdoms, you realize that everything is just a reference to it. Some kind of Chinese curse.
>>153890617Apparently since they were sitting themselves over a file of all the loose nutjobs shooting monsters in the area I assume their knowledge is exceptionally fragmented. The Gladius Dei probably think they are legitimately fighting Satan instead things made mostly by the wyrm.
>>153890676>which only the Wolves would know about, as a bout of dramatic irony.Wait, so ths vampires dont know about the wyrm? Aren't they made by the wyrm?
>>153890843>so ths vampires dont know about the wyrm? Aren't they made by the wyrm?No they aren't made by wyrm but they have wyrm taint due to their actions
>>153890843The cosmology of WoD is complex and contradictory - early history is kind of like the Dawn era of The Elder Scrolls, shit is false and true at the same time and there is no real contradiction because linear time wasn't quite real yet, that's a consensus of reality that came later, well after the whole Lucifer's rebellion and Enoch the First City and whatnot. It's a mess at the best of times to figure out things, but I can give my read on it.But the tl;dr is that Caine was cursed by God with vampirism which was not Wyrmish, the curse of vampirism was further modified by Lilith and the Crone and maybe a few others which was Wyrmish. This is why sufficiently high-humanity vampires lack obvious Wyrm taint - ultimately God's curse can be lifted by Caine's repentance, and his descendants can likewise overcome the curse through good acts and achieve Goncala, which is basically absolution from God and ending their vampiric curse and permanently freeing them of their Beast, which is Wyrmish.
>>153890843>>153890863Some Vampires, particularly Pentex vampires, know about the whole Wyrm thing and their goals. Your average low rank Pentex gooner vampire just thinks it's a Sabbat/Anarch operation
>>153890607Honestly imagine being Boy in that situation. You are basicly sitting almost at opposite side to Blair. Feeling stare directly at you from behind that green visor-screen with those mad beady eyes....And then it's dropped that she wants you, and specificly you. Meaning that she literally saw you yesterday night, but she's fully intent on making the promise of employing him come trueDoor is going to have his hands full blocking her if first squad gets even remotely involved in rescue mission
>>153890362This. A cirnos can reliably manhandle a significant chunk of vampire generations without much trouble. And given the garou doing the smacking is notably a part of the one sect of werewolves that genuinely fucking hate humans, I severely doubt she’d be holding back all that much. Add to that the fact that she tried finishing Grimal right after and it’s pretty clear that Matilda was absolutely trying to catch a body and something’s up with the little weeb for her to have not been literally snapped in half in the first hit.
>>153891049Counterpoint, she was the one who ended up blowing her cover to begin with, it could've been a simple revenge kill, especially with as much rage as cirnos wolves have.
>>153891022"Employ" I take it means stuffing a bane into him, yeah?
>>153891131YupAnd we will be suffering the whole time
>>153891131Getting employed by Pentex is like getting a vacation resort in Hell, the longer you stick around the worse it will be for your soul.
Does Cain have any connection to the Wyrm?
>>153891226Only in that he's a murderer and a gooner, both things the Wyrm likes to influence on people, otherwise no even if you abstract that the Triad Spirits are a fragment of God, God actively wants Caine to apologize and stop being a cunt.
>>153891226Just about everything does, it's like an underlying concept of reality. It's like asking if Caine has any connection to matter, or energy.
>>153891226As >>153891319 said only insofar that everything is comprised of the triad in some manner
>>153891131>>153891150>>153891184And do you know what's the worst thing? Boy propably doesn't know how deep the hell-hole would go. He's perfectly in range of getting horribly fucked.As far as he knows, Blair is just a woman with explosive temper and oddly good ability to memorize corpolingo. She's sporting, athletic, hot and oddly intesely interested in him. Boy has also been raised by Door, so her attacment to guns and violence are propably also not that troubling... and since he's already done ayahuasca her chemical habit isn't propably big negative either.Combine that all with being raised by an autismo and only having weird homos around recently, he might very well be vulnerable to an approach from someone who is (on surface) just like a hot action heroine. Sure everyone seems to be warning him about her, but isn't she just doing what rest of hunters are doing?Rest of squad can propably interfere that something is completly rotten just by learning from context, but Boy was willing to give the burgerman a chance.
>>153890051>>153890094My theory is that Grimal is a Cluricaun with manga as her horde
>>153891226yes, werewolves have an opposite legend to vampires, caine was the bloody man. caine was captured by the weaver and made immortal and static. the wyrm who is meant to decompose things tried to swallow the immortal caine only for caine to tear his way out of the wyrm's belly which weakened the wyrm enough to be captured by the weaver and driven mad.
So, what are hostage negotiators mentioned for? Do garou take hostages? Does the Coalition have kinfolk or even full garou as prisoners?Also, wasn't there a pic of a belgian space marine throwing down with a werewolf?
>>153891702Marckus is currently a hostage, and there are things that they can negotiate with that aren't captive wolves - depending on what they are willing to offer. Safety for their caerns, pacts to not develop land and establish nature sanctuaries, and other stuff could be tempting offers for wolves.
>>153891733Those are deals, not 'give me that man and I'll return this wolf'.
>>153891702>Garou take hostagesYes, frequently when trying for a non-violent resolution>Does the coalition have kinfolk or even full Garou as prisonersUsually not but they aren't hard to find as they're typically related. Assuming this is W5 based and then are no kinfolk, then human pack contacts are most of the time enough of a bargaining chip for Garou. If kinfolk, then the coalition probably only knows about silly fake things like the Werewolf gene but not kinfolk. Family is still easy to kidnap, and kinfolk are just family.>Are they going to negotiateNeither side wants a fair negotiation anyway so I'd say no and apparently chapter 6 has a lot of action in it
>>153891766>>153891733The negotiation is the Hunter Data for Markus, despite Kitten being the one they probably want because of his passionate research over the Black Shuck
More hypothetical for the universe than anything, but how would something like I Am Legend play out in the WOD? The book, not the movie.
>>153891844Not very far, unless of course it was adapted to the universe, in which case everyone fucking dies.
Anon, you do know that wolf women don't believe in shaving, don't you?
>>153891458Blair finding out boy was able to take aim and help topple a roided up vamp would drive her insane.Considering how badly she wants to shiv a vamp, she'd bother him all day about how he did it.
>>153892335NICE
>>153892355>>153891458>>153891022Unless Boy is clean/ss/ing the Wyrm taint out of Blair, I'm not interested.
On one hand I get that the D crew were kind of being idiotic in the way they were dealing with these guys, but on the other hand almost everyone who showed up besides the union guys were fundamentally fucking evil to their core, it would probably actually be better for everyone if Markus just remained with the woofs forever then actually take some of them up on their deals. Hell even just asking the wolves nicely to give him back probably would have a higher chance of success.
>>153892443You want him to use his charisma to convince Blair to leave her life of servitude behind to kill vamps in the middle of nowhere?
Blair is NOT evil, she is just hangry and needs her 32 burgers (the combat stims make her a metabolic engine)
>>153892520>EAUPerfectly reasonable demands, you work with us and we'll work with you. As far as unions go this one seemed quite on the level, their only flaw being that they're (presumably unknowingly) swept up in wyrmshit. >G-KontoretThe D gang themselves seem very interested in figuring out Black Shuck so this isn't really much of an ask at all. Handing over Marckus for testing is definitely something to be very worried about, especially when he wasn't very clear for how long they'd keep him. Plus you think that they'd be willing to devote more resources when half of the deal requires the safe extraction of the hostage to begin with.>Newburgh Group Complete extortion, doesn't even try to hide that they're taking advantage of someone in a very desperate situation. Makes the fucking Camarilla look benign in comparison. >Garg'osComically evil, as is standard for Pentex. Also comically stupid, even for Pentex standards. Everyone knows that when you offer a deal with the devil you start with small, seemingly innocuous demands and then ramp it up when they become more reliant on you. Blair is a retard. An extremely cute retard.>Leopoldites Extremely hardline, but that's to be expected of their kind of organisation, and especially when they have prior experience with D's horseshit.
>>153892520One of the best qualities of this show is being able to make it clear how bleak and hard this world really is, without having to resort to having a character get trapped in an infinite bardedwire rape dimension.>although, that's probably possible considering The Umbra and The DreamingThe fact that our protagonists are this unprofessional and that their potential allies are either as crazy as them or corrupt shows you how tough it is to stay alive in WoD.Occam is a fucking G for handling this shitshow as well as he did, every scene with him is like that episode in Venture bros. when Rusty has to talk to the guild and the OSI.I'm surprised he has any hair on his head left, I get stomach ulcer just from staying alive in this world.
>>153892930She's probably more drugs and bionics than woman at this stage.She could've been born in a test tube for all we know, Pentex does Umbrella corporation shit if they get enough free time for it.You think you could bride her with real human food and 8 hours of sleep?
>>153890015post grimal feet
>>153892975if she was a tube baby then tapping on glass probably produces a calming effect on her subconsciousness and I will use it to tame her
>>153893015>she can only fall asleep to the sound of florescent lightbulbs overhead>she insists on using those sipper water bottles they use for hamsters for any liquid>she carries around a weighted blanket in her equipment, when she's lonely, which is probably often>she taps the glasses on her vizor/mask is she's feeling overwhelmed>she gagged the first time she ate a real appleYeah, don't grow people in labs, that's not good for anybody.
>>153893078For her a food processor is like her version of an airfrier. She just emulsifies any food with texture harder than a piece of paper so she can consume it easier.
>>153891576>Elise is obsessed with finding fairies.>Had one right beside her the entire time.That'd be pretty amusing, all things considered.
>>153889288Villains? They're simply in my way and that's enough for me. HITmark,drag him to room 101
>>153890843Vampires are of the Weaver. The Beast is WyrmAnd they don't know shit because it's not like the beast's very talkative.
>>153890617Wernon was the werewolf expert of the Arcanum and he knew sweet fuck all about Wyrmshit, Even D isn't able to say that much about the Wyrm, beyond nebulous shit that demoralises Kitten and company. Considering how precious the hunter data was, clearly the rest of the orgs are just as ill-informed as the Arcanum.To them, Blair is just from a particularly corporate org that is willing to throw a lot of money and resources behind hunting werewolves, for some reason.
>>153892520How dare you say that about my beloved Charles?
>>153892946>Newburgh GroupBet the D-Gang could've swindled support out of them with D's Data alone if they bothered to negotiate. Even without an NDA attached.
>>153892953Occam so far has been an almost absolute MVP. His one and only flaw is that he values cooperation too much to realize when his cooperators are people who won't actually cooperate when they're needed, but it's also easy to see where he's coming from in making it a priority.
>>153893406>dkn vill bara dricka bärs, köra traktor och leta efter tomtegubbar i skogen >fast i storbritannien med en massa bögar och byråkrater >har inte sett skit utav svarte chuck Fan va detta suger
>>153892946>Everyone knows that when you offer a deal with the devil you start with small, seemingly innocuous demands and then ramp it up when they become more reliant on you.That's the Narrative beat I was expecting when I saw Blair at the table and everyone else being super stingy with shit.Was fully expecting her to offer the squads in exchange for [Insert trivial shit here], then offer them some coupons or something for other Pentex brands, with the intend of corrupting them on the hunt.
>>153891125Then it makes even less sense that Grimal survived naturally. If the goal was to put her in a pine box as revenge then she should’ve been bisected by that swing even if she didn’t actually get clawed.
>small corruption tacticsNigga Pentex does shit like create medicines that ping you as Wyrm tainted and do nothing else, or have subdivisions create wife beating beer. Pentex is like if Blackrock was actively antagonistic to life itself but Blackrock was even bigger, there's no need to at all pretend like they're going to be soft when, in fact, the whole point is to be greedy and hide it behind legalese. The legalese jargon got TRANSLATED by the irish leprechaun. Without it, Kitten would basically have been raped alongside all of his family, but Pentex expects you to not read the contract and deal you make, and even if you do read, that you won't understand it at all.
>>153893525You think that fucker's Irish?
>>153893515Not necessarily, a wolf's swing is strong but not enough to kill without claws against a modest human healthpool (but enough to injure them severely). Further, if it was a supernatural, then why would Matilda play with her food like she was doing? She can sense other supernaturals pretty well, if it was a ghoul she wouldn't loom over Grimal to gloat about her imminent gutting at her hands - the second pounce would've crushed her head like a grape.No, if Grimal was a ghoul, Matilda would've killed her much faster before she had a chance to pull out any of her disciplines to complicate her mission further. Matilda was in constant communication with her packmates, and neither she nor they would want her to hold back against a vampire's slave.
>>153893539The finer details of the larger lump of shit we call the sub races of irish scottish and welsh literally do not matter except to the subhumans living near or inside that archipelago. Its a red headed gremlin of a man that went through poverty and has shitass teeth and dogshit pronounciation, it looks like a leprechaun, its irish. I will give it credit that for what its worth, it was a surprisingly useful and placid one that did help a lot, but its still irish.
>>153892946>>153893477That is sort of what they did, if you consider that all the orgs really just led right back into Pentex and the Wyrm, just more or less directly and with more or less knowledge. It was all a gradual escalation.And then >>153893525. Kitten was already fully given over, he'd have definitely signed out of desperation, sunk cost fallacy and to hurry things along if Mr. Evrart hadn't law-fu'd him out of it (which is really the best indication we have that the union guys, while compromised, aren't aware of it and might not even be directly tainted so much as being swept along by every other group).
>>153892953Must be something to do with all that Sunny D pumping in his blood, a lesser man would be strung out for weeks on end
>>153892335This is a plus
The scene where everyone gets up from the table reminded me of this movie about Cold War espionage (I think it was "Farewell"? I can't remember) where the director of the KGB realizes during a meeting that there are intelligence leaks from the organization itself. So he orders a purge.Then the next time he sits down at the table for the next meeting, he realizes he's the only one left and every other high rank officer has disappeared.
>>153893554Perhaps not a ghoul then, but something still seems fucky with her. Another anon suggested she might be a Clurichuan which might be feasible. A midway point between childling and wilder perhaps. She has a presumed preference for green given her hair, collects animu shit in droves to the point that she has Japanese contacts to get rarer finds, and is evidently strong and sturdy enough to reliably jump people with such frequency that the arcanum literally had to ban her from doing it.
>>153892335Anyone who doesn't get that bush can be hella nice is coping and sneeding so honestly I'm down to clown in the jungle.
>>153893579Solar sorcery is a very fun homebrew nob to Hamon, figures there would be a form of sorcery like that in WoD, you know because of the darkness and all that.
>>153892335I don't believe in pulling out either, what's your point?
>>153893632Grimal as a fae is a funny idea, but it wouldn't make that much sense desu. Grimal as a revenant (child of 2 ghouls, human with natural vampiric powers able to draw from their own blood) is a distinct possibility since she seems to have inordinate amounts of money (all of them tend to be rich families by virtue of being pet-projects of vampires) to do custom imports from Japan all the time, and it'd be more likely imho than her being a secret ghoul. Now if she reports to a vampire or not as a revenant is another question. She's with her friends enough to where they'd note any irregularities from her schedule like that I would think, they regularly go out pubbing with Marckus and co. after all, so her schedule has remained largely unchanged in the last few months, so she's either been a plant for a loooong time or not at all.But more likely she is just a regular-ass human who just had a hefty health pool or got lucky with Matilda flubbing the dice and being too much of a gloater. Not every main or secondary cast member is going to be a secret supernatural, I think we *just* have the ghoul, D as a mummy, and maybe Kitten as a Baset kinfolk.
>>153893168Do you love your waifu enough to turn her baby carrots into mush so she can get real nutrients for once in her life?
>>153894057I love my stupid paste-eating wife
>>153890617>But shouldn't they all (except the union guys) know Worm is a big deal?No? It's not like the wyrm makes it's presence obvious to normies. 90% of Pentex's employees are regualr people with no clue as to what is actually going on behind the scenes. It's not uncommon for supernaturals to infiltrate society in WoD and most proper groups know this, just because there's one fomor amongst dozens of pentex's employees doesn't really mean anything significant. Werewolves are only able to figure this out because they can talk to spirits and sense them, if it wasn't for that I doubt they would have figured out the full scale of Pentex.
>>153891458Would he let her has cheeseborger?
>>153894076I hope you love wrangling her away from a killing spree or a breakdown.I wonder if her being a product of the worm (literally) mean she's like 'that' forever or if there's a road to semi-normalcy for her?>normal for WoD anyway
>>153894027>I think we *just* have the ghoul, D as a mummy, and maybe Kitten as a Baset kinfolk.Isn’t Markus being set up to be a mage? There’s also Horse.
>>153894126Depends on the state of her soul - but if it's not consumed or being consumed already, it will be permanently scarred by the experience. She'd probably have a lot of hormonal and emotional issues for a while without chemical stimulants and stabilizers. But she could turn herself around and break out of the cycle of banes reinforcing her worst habits, it'd just be one hell of a fight.>>153894181Technically everyone (except undead since they no longer have an avatar) have the potential to be a mage. But true for Horse, he is a Horse after all.
>>153894097She gets one. If she misbehaves then it gets slapped out of her hands.
>>153892975>You think you could bride her>brideI think I could, yes, with enough determination.
>Remold actually offered to pay the EAU on D’s behalfI swear I can’t understand this man to save my life. On the one hand yeah he really wants blood for Fatigue, on the other, his obscene hatred of D would make me think he’d try to attach some sort of strings with the deal or at least mock D for not being able to fund it himself. That being said, he can still eat shit for hunting Gurahl. They’ve had it bad enough as is.
>>153894237But what could you offer her that Palmer doesn’t? She gets guns, drugs, and burgers with him. I don’t think the power of love is gonna fix her anon.
>>153893468Forkjent for å være svensk.
>>153894244I think he is a man of unbendable honor - he and D are on a truce for the sake of a new blood feud against the wolves, and until it is satisfied they both have bigger issues to deal with than petty infighting. He does not like D by any means, but he needs D to get the hunt done.
>>153894265Stop speaking this made up language, SWEDEN ISN'T REAL.
>>153894027And Door¿
>>153894097I cant help but see the "nostrils" on the gasmask as SS insignia.
What is the state of everyone again because i forgot
>>153894244Not that far fetched. His ire against the wolves for killing Fatigue (whoneveryone loved) supercedes his hate of D. On top of that, Markus saved his son from suffering the same fate which was likely another huge factor.
>>153894293So painfully normal he is like a walking banality vortex until he encounters a sexy table or something
>>153894334Markus got yoinked into the Umbra and is presumed to be held in some fuckass forest by at least two to three wolves, Kitten is losing his shit hard, D is losing his shit slightly less hard, Door is stoically losing his shit in his own brick house way, Boy shot a bitch and is slowly becoming jaded against the supernatural and hunter orgs between the burger incident and the coalition meeting, and Horse is Horse. Also Chapman and Kevin are buddy cops now, much to Kevin’s chagrin.
>>153894293Kinfolk.
>>153894370That tracks for a Dorn expy considering Dorn refuses warp shit so hard it kinda goes on the fritz around him. Being an Dorn expy likely also means that Door’s fucking terrifying when actually enraged.
>>153894373What about the Blue thing and the rest
>>153894340Kinda makes me wonder if he’ll at least soften a bit on Markus and by extension Kitten and their friends. I’d wager that relation to D or no, saving his boy has to count for something in his eyes.
>>153894244He's a nobleman of a dynasty. You'd get it if family name, honor, sacrifice and the proper way to hunt mattered to you in the slightest, he doesn't concern himself with his daily bread, Principles are his bread and butter.Unironically, his entire existence is to be better than you. And he proves he is at effectively every single turn, short of parenting in the context of D, but then again, D also made Markus so he's not exactly parent of the week.
>>153894415Blue thing? You mean Grimal? Got bitchslapped by a Garou and is proper fucked up at the moment. Brok and his boys are probably dealing with Git who just had his hand ripped off by the aforementioned Garou. Elise and Harry are probably watching over Grimal. Occam is fucking exasperated having just made a deal that might lose him his authority over the arcanum, Remold is, well, Remold, and Amanda is probably somewhere still trying to process everything.
>>153894452I think he meant the 99p store guy.
>>153890134What was that story Boy wanted to write in TTS?>The Adventures of Inquisitor Leechperson?
>>153894470Oh. Still in his store then I assume.
>>153894510Can we have a pic of him and Elise smiling together?
>>153894439>Unironically, his entire existence is to be better than youWhich is why I’m surprised he wouldn’t goad D at least a little, especially with D making an ass of himself throughout the meeting.
>>153894527Anon I ain’t a drawfag. I’ve just kept loose track of what’s happened to everyone.
>>153894260>I don’t think the power of love is gonna fix her anon.I do.
Anyone else curious about Door and Benedicta’s history? They were fairly cordial with each other right up until they got into their childish yes/no fight.
Y'know, in the second ep, Door says mustard gas like they actually have it. It makes me think...
>>153894529A truce had before been declared. His word means something, its one of his greatest assets and he is actively participating in putting aside his ego to avenge Fatigue. Again you would get it if you were of noble blood and had the responsibility of clemency superiority and grace
>>153894583>if you were of noble blood and had the responsibility of clemency superiority and graceAlright Blacklaw, why on earth are you on 4chan of all places?
>>153894603D cannot use the computer. By using it, I prove I am better than him.
>>153894556She's Boy's actual mom, Door's wife is simply his stepmom.
>>153894664Fuck no with this new head canon, if she was Boys mom then Boy would have mega autism with a 0% chance of survival by genetics alone nevermind education, Door needed a normal Foid to love to create someone like Boy, a general like her does not have time for children or relationships, Boy would have recognized her and even on a basic level, she would only have a child if married and even Door would react much differently to the mother of his child.Please do not start trendy misinformation with no thought put behind it, we already had 28 theories of who the traitor was and they were all wrong but popular.
Door called himself a video gamer. What are the chances he played Wolfenstein?
>>153889288It's a semi-intentional semi-unintentional biproduct of having multiple book writers and perspectives they write that makes out of universe discussions sound a lot like what well informed in universe discussions might sound like.
>>153894316They are actually stylised "1", because she's a member of a first squad
>>153894551Sorry, considering how sensitive she is to being called the burger lady, odds are high she was one and got hollowed out by worms already.
>>153890134They should fuck
>>153894927I think she dodged the bane stuff. Would be funny if she did work at O'Tolleys and her running someone over got her transferred to inevitably get to where she is now
I liked Charles, but I cant imagine what non-Swedes or nordics got out of that character.
>>153895075I'd be a little bit miffed that he was played almost solely for comic relief if I didn't know that he was written by actual swedes. The fact that he was also made the humor a lot more genuine. >tfw no willysgubbar
>>153894731>if she was Boys mom then Boy would have mega autism with a 0% chance of survival by genetics alone nevermind educationSee now I absolutely want them to have some bastard kid somewhere. Fucker would be autism’s super soldier.
>>153894731what if he was so autistic that he developed autism over normal behavior, making him meta-normal
>>153894614You figured out Ms Word yet?
>>153891283>Only in that he's a murderer and a goonershouldn't goonerism be a wyld thing? or does sexual stuff not count if it's not done for procreation?
>>153895383Its about HOW you goon really if you just want to nut then that's more following your instincts and thats more wyld. If you want achieve greater COOM at the cost of yourself and/or others then thats more wyrm
>>153895383gooning is excess for personal pleasure which is more wyrmish imho, but I think that things aren't as easily segregated. the sexual desire is wyldish, the means to masturbate is weaverish, and the pursuit of excessive self-satisfaction is wyrmish.
>>153895383If you got a reckless impregnation kink, that's Wyld. You like shibari or other restrictions like timestop that require active thinking or stasis, that's Weaver. If you enjoy abuse, snuff, gore or most anything that the other person has to suffer, that's Wyrm.But I lied lol, they are Primarily One Of The Three. Vamps are Weaver but also Wyrm for example, a Werewolf is also hella Wyrm by default due to its rage and more, and having a rape machine is Weaver Wyrm, much how a Mechanized Breeding Mount is Weaver Wyld. Always a ratio, always an ammount, never just one or the other.
>>153895530 in a weird way gooning shows all the aspects of triad if they were in harmony
>>153889253>>153889208>>153889885>t.Nephandi
>Wyrm this, wyld that>Meanwhile, the real powerhouse is currently doing nothing and winning Heh, all according to plan.
>>153895661the Weaver straight up gave humanity civilization, ofc the Weaver is winning as of now.
>>153895661Nobody is really winning bro.>Wyld is basically autistic nothing, he's basically whatever who cares>Weaver had to see her beloved children be actually murder snuff raped for millenia on a wolf made hollocaust that made ours look like a crude joke at a party, but now despite tech, basically everyone except the technocracy wants to revert the world into horrid chaos and shit>Wyrm got tangled by the Weaver and denied its purpose, forced to endlessly powerlift off the nets, now gone absolutely fucking bonkers insane and beyond batshit, dancing around radiation holes and basically unable to be anything but miserable as the destroyer and entropy
>>153894244Remold might be an elitist prick but he seems like the type to do the right thing when it comes down to it and considering Markus saved his son from being Wolf'd he probably feels a bit honor-bound to help save D's even if he despises the man.
>>153895661I am a Drone and I approve this message.
>>153894244He is genuinely honorable. Sure, he's fucking elitist as hell and believes in extremely outdated methods like the polygraph that can be little more than torture, but he actually did disapprove of everyone trying to swindle the D family and take advantage of their desperation despite being so called "allies", and Marckus did save his son at the potential cost of his own life.Also I suspect he doesn't mock D for having no money because that's probably already been a very common point of friction between them and there's no point bringing it up now.
>>153895661Is winning even worth it at this stage?
>>153896546All or nothing, no half measures naphanduh.
>>153896546If you purged the Wyrm from most things, honestly yeah. The whole point of the setting is that there's a lot of good overshadowed by an abudance of evil, but you just fight evil in this setting and you'd have a really great place still.A good neighborhood is still a good neighborhood. It just needs no superniggers in it and you can achieve true peace and prosperity and kindness, even if my plasma fire and molotov.
>>153889442>forcefeeding boy burger bread while riding him
>>153896889>I'll make you cum... WITH MY CUUUUUUUNT!
>>153896546Your actions are meaningless because the only action that matters in WoD is Caine asking for Abel's forgiveness for murdering him. You're already there. You're already at the party. Might as well enjoy the roller coaster ride for what it is instead of exiting the theme park because the funnel cake costs $15.
>>153896546You act like the Weaver is bad, but you are literally posting on the fucking internet which is the weaver-est shit to ever exist. Humanity basically has ever reason to stan the Weaver.
>>153878583The Burial Agency from Tsukihime is basically 3rd generation vampire tier threat. CIel who is immortal and who possesses the strongest magecraft of humanity is mid-tier there. The other burial member we know of, Merem Solomon, has 4 divine beasts as his limbs, and each is as strong as a DAA. So he is like 4 antideluvians put together.
>>153897015this was before the retconbut yesDAAs were pretty disposable in old lore, despite DAAs being part of the agency itself
>>153896546>Is winning even worth it at this stage?Things aren't so bad, WoD is only (supposed to be) 10 times worse than the current world. Many things are salvageable once you get rid off the supernatural elements.
>>153897004Yeah, but humanity is just the tool that the Weaver is using to calcify reality and bring an end to the forces of creation and destruction forever.
>>153897059>Nothing ever happens but it's realSpiders are based?!?
>>153897129I mean if being frozen in time forever sounds like your jam, sure, become the Weaver's biggest cheerleader.
>>153897059but that also depends on all of humanity being static drones which is generally not the case - humans are a bit too dynamic as the most versatile creation of Gaia, and generally bring all aspects of the triat to representation. really the spiritual imbalance now is more a byproduct of the Wars of Rage just amplified by human ascendancy than it is humanity itself - all of the balancing aspects which would keep everything in check got genocided by the wolves.
>>153897264Except human society is responsible for the ascendancy of the Weaver. They might be destructive and creative, but they're ultimately creatures of order and civilisation and stability.
>>153897310And werewolves are inherently creatures leaning to the Wyrm, able and willing to gang rape witness snuff murder terrify all of humanity for millenia repeatedly just because the wooly mammoth got got and went extinct after an ice age.Sure, humans lean Weaver, but the Weaver only did this shit because the Wyrm via the Wolves did murder rape genocide on her doted children. If we are starting to point fingers, then we gotta realize the wolves and their viewpoint are mega fucking biased and they also need to get rocked and stop being OP.
>>153897440The Weaver calcifying reality is literally and canonically one of the ways that the World of Darkness can end, so it's not just bias.
>>153897484WoD has 30 endings nigga it was made when the apocalypse theme and doomsday were mega prevalent. The cult of gooning to child pizza also can win, its a complicated setting and I literally am not saying there's no Weaver leaning, Im saying there's also Wyrm on the Wolves and shit isnt that simple.
>>153888882Why does it look like she is shaking Dante?
>>153890051I’m pretty sure she’s a ghoul, but not THE ghoul. Elise was and she spiked Grimal with the special bottle they shared after the bar episode
>>153897515In Werewolf the Apocalypse, the vast majority of endings revolve around humanity's ruining of the world, through spreading the Weaver's web which is infested with the Wyrm's corruption.Sorry, but humanity just aren't the good guys in WtA.
>>153895360Ms Word? A woman's program? Mr Word will suffice.
>all of this /ss/ posting between Boy and a headfucked Wyrm servantI can’t fathom the amount of violence Door would bring upon the anons that would talk about this considering how he responded to Blair’s request for the contractual surrender of his son.
>>153897618You're assuming the other splat won't shit all over the furries. I'm not seeing them beast gods touching Cain.Also, why is Brok such a bri'ish lout when his father is a belgian hardass?
>>153890617>But shouldn't they all (except the union guys) know Worm is a big deal? Pretty much nobody in the setting knows the true nature of the Wyrm or how pervasive it is, not even the Technocracy.
>>153897618Neither are the Garou, not really. They’re a merry band of dickheads trying to unfuck a problem they’re largely responsible for making harder to unfuck courtesy of their purging of other fera.
>>153897618Because at its core WtA is both slightly self aware and also cripplingly written by people who also hate humanity and want to fuck dogs and glorified paganism and more. Im actually telling you that in lore and in design, that shit is nutty and they have also Wyrm stuff and that the material written by wolves, much like how the clans write it, is biased as fuck. Even to the meta level.Wolves are not the good guys either. The vast majority of the wolves types are not good people by any means. Im telling you to actually look at the setting as a whole rather than to buy the propaganda, because much like how the whole vampires totally rule and conquer and have 280d schemes to rule the world, the wolves dickride themselves to the stratosphere and drink their own kool aid too. Like most splats really.
More than anything I'm surprised at how much I liked Sluicegate, he was a fun character.
>>153897708I honestly think Door saved the series right there by completely invalidating every deal and throwing those people off.
Y'know what would've been nice? That Brok actually could take on Matilda through brute strength, but her dog magic giving her an unfair advantage.
>>153897708We haven't achieved the real shit which is when we rule 63 the hopped up chem fomori into being interested in Girl. That is when we will have the real shit.
>>153897818Aren’t Garou literally able to overpower mid-gen vamps through muscle alone even before getting into their whacky magic?
>>153897786>>153897787Doesn't matter, the Weaver and humanity still carry the brunt of the responsibility for the apocalypse in WtA, you're just having a melty because you're incapable of looking at the world through a non-anthropocentric lens.
>>153897868Brok's a human ork, a nob at the very least. The only one we see him fighting are Marckus and Big D, and since the latter ain't normal then by extension neither is Marckie.
>>153897876Most of humanity have no idea about it, and some of them ones who do either blame the werewolves back (rightfully so) or think they're misguided (also rightfully so).
>>153897876Abusing everyone of being mad when you are being told actual information from the setting and more is the kind of weak argumentation Id expect from a Tumblr poster in 2009. You dont have to get defensive because WtA is inherently incoherent and also has nuance you dont get, its fine to not get it completely just dont talk like you know what you are saying completely
>>153890617You should know that every single faction, to some degree, from every supernatural to the normal, enforce some degree of masquerade. Even those who discard it in their entirety tend to unknowingly enforce it by leaving no survivors.Which means that everybody knows at least fragments of some other faction(s), and nobody knows the whole picture. Especially hunters.Sure it is suspicious, but there’s 9/10 chance that nobody but Blair’s faction know why Dorn saying this very specific word in this very specific context raises alarms.
>>153897708And we haven't even got into the taking of his anal virginity
>>153897818He could have taken her when she was in her wolfman form that D was fighting
Any reason the gang hasn't told Occam and Blacklaw about Wernon's past? He's dead, so it's not going to hurt much, no?
>>153897876>you're just having a melty because you're incapable of looking at the world through a non-anthropocentric lensNigga all I did was point out that the garou made the situation harder than it needed to be to solve. Seriously, let’s look at some of the aggrieved parties during the War of Rage: Killing a shitton of the Gurahl because they wouldn’t teach them a very dangerous and hard to pull off even by experts ritual, smashing Mokele nests despite the mokele being one part memory catalogue, one part insurance policy for Gaia, and extincting the Camazotz so viciously that their totem went nuttier than squirrel shit and started serving the Wyrm. This and their general disposition has firmly placed them in shitter category. Just because they’re trying to fix things now doesn’t change the fact that they’re not the good guys.
>>153898048Well the records were meant for Occam to find so they want him to find them with a little nudge as opposed to them explaining everything they heard
>>153897829>>153898019You stop this right now
>>153894057Enough? I’ll pre-chew those sumbitches myself.
>>153898107You can't stop the hornyBoy/Hypothetical Girl is made to be used, abused, and cuddled
When Git says that Fatigue and Matilda fought, I wonder if she was in her crinos form. If so, that old man one BAMF.
>>153897813Mr. Watergate is helping me find my gun.
>>153893750I hope Occam will teach it (or at least try) to his "sons." Seems like really useful thing to fight vampires with, and it's not like the all have to be good at it; maybe just one of them.I'm not sure if it'd mesh well with whatever D is though. I'm sure he would've learned it if he could've ages ago
>>153898107Boy already wants liquid demon seed. Why wouldn't Girl? All I'm saying man is that shit is the good stuff and there are few people willing to truly achieve equal justice.
>>153894244It's propably just pocket change for him, to be honest.
Somebody said that Blair was futa coded months ago and I can't help but agree
>>153898256No, they meant she has a freaky tentacle with teeth coming out of her vagina.
>>153898256Blair has a fat strong demon pussy, if you see a dick then you are insane.
>>153898256she doesn't have a dick but she can take a serum to fix that if she wants to
>>153898142Jesus man you don’t need to baby bird the broad. Use a blender like a normal person, they’re like 99p to get.
Who's Grugus again?
>>153898347You OIL BARREL!
>>153897938>>153898074All I'm getting from this is>I'm butthurt about a fictional setting in which humanity at large is retarded and responsible for the end of the world because I'm human therefore humans must be the good guys, humans must be blameless, humanity fuck yeah!!!!!
>>153898373Damn nigga, do you need to dilate or something? Either you are butt mad and need your stimming vibrator to calm down or you really need to go back to school because this is 2nd grader reading comprehension.
>>153898256Even then her COCK isn't bigger than Boy's MEAT SLÄB
>>153898373The fucking werewolves killed enough people to cause genetic instinct of fear. That's enough reason to skin them alive and nail them to the wall.
>>153898373HFY are some of the worst fans to attract, right next to crusade larpers. shame that this series' proximity to 40k is attracting both.
>>153898431I'm not the one who started screeching about unrelated werewoves when I pointed out how retarded humans are in WtA.
>>153898454Anon. Wolves are related to the nature of the dynamic between wolves and humanity in the game named Werewolf the Apocalypse. Please calm down because you are either acting like a woman which you are not and never will be, or you are losing your brain cells at a dangerously fast level
>>153898454Because it's written by werewolves, for werewolves. In other splats the werewolves are way less impressive or scary.
>>153894244Honestly ,entire meeting is hialrious if you consider it from perspective of EAU guys>Get invited to meeting about how posh arcanum guys dropped ball like it was an anvil>Contract rules require you to be there, and Door is also present and he's kind of based based on previous collabs>Meet rest of his family; a male longhair stripper and dude who wears full bodysuit ski mask with cat ears>They are basicly asking you to raid a full werewolf den with them ASAP>Everyone seems to forget what indoor voice is>Finally get to present your terms, try tell as basicly that they'll have to give something back if they want to ask help from rest of EAU crew>NEET gang goes completly spastic over prospect of having to get a job>Their aristocrat friend agrees to pay up for them, ok, maybe we can mark shit up and actually make bank>Male stripper somehow goes even more spastic>The skimask lad wants his buttbuddy back, and he wants him now>Oh shit he's actually considering signing up his soul for fast food fucks>Slide your pal in and hope it's the standard contract>Door picks up ball for once and tells something that really mixes gasmask's handler up>Leave the meeting wondering how on fucking earth Door is realted to these fucksI do genuinely believe they are not really that badly into wurm stuff, they just got really tired of big D's crew crazy and decided to go back and fortify when the inevitable, retalitory garou tard rage rolls over hills and woods.
I love watching people falling for bait, it's amazing how obvious it is.
>>153898477you're the one foaming at the mouth at fictional creatures
>>153898477No one was talking about werewolves until you started desperately looking for a distraction from the fact that WtA humans are retards who are destroying themselves and their own world at the best of two insane gods.
>>153898512Again, those gods barely exist in the other splats. The humans are retards because werewolves see them as retards, the same way werewolves are animals to mages because that's how they see them.
>Muh wolves, muh humansOne is cattle and the other is a pest. Treat both accordingly.
>>153898534Both are cattle and pest at the same time, though I'd rather eat a lupus than a homis.
>>153898529Werewolves aren't real, anon. Werewolves didn't write the game. Take your meds and understand that objectively, not from the perspective of werewolves but as an actual WtA and WoD matter of fact, humans are responsible for throwing themselves straight into the arms of the Weaver and the Wyrm and fucking over the planet that they live on, objectively, within the context of the setting. I'm sorry that it upsets you so much, but I'm not a werewolf propagandist, I'm just someone with a firm grasp on reality, unlike yourself.
>>153892520will marckus return from the wolves as a father? these are the real questions we need to answer
>>153898534>One is cattle and the other is a pest. Treat both accordingly.One is a CUSTOMER and the other is a pelt waiting to be sold.
>>153898569And meat to be eaten. Why skin a wolf then throw the flesh away?
>>153898373>point out werewolves aren’t good guys either>get back autistic screeching about things I never saidYou might want to sit down, because I’m about to blow your mind with this revelation: me pointing out werewolves being bad guys doesn’t mean I think the humans are the good guys.
>>153898509Anon the more you try to gaslight me about how talking about werewolves is irrelevant to the setting of werewolves, the more insane you look.>>153898512If you refuse to talk about wolves in WtA then thats like refusing to acknowledge anything about vampires in the masquerade or demons in the fallen or wraith and Stygia and oblivion.Like, you are just actually refusing to engage with anyone and anything with cognitive consistency. Its a key part that nobody is really a true hero in this setting and in trying to achieve your truth you will indeed be a dastardly bastard in your path or how to will indeed do dubious things to save what you care about. If you refuse to admit the wolves are retarded when its a key part of the expendable shock troops killing most of their own kind because they weren't fighting hard enough then I dunno what to tell you, I guess you can just empty your brain and be dumb.
>>153898580Whataboutism proves nothing. I don't give a fuck about werewolves, WtA humans are still evil, self-destructive retards.
>>153898592Werewolves being retarded is unrelated to the fact that humans are retarded and your effort to try and focus the conversation so heavily on werewolves when the original discussion about humans is disingenuous whataboutism, now take your meds.
>>153898593Fucker my initial post was in response to you talking about werewolf the apocalypse specifically. Why would I not point out the werewolves and their hand in this shitshow?
>>153897813AA-UU~
>>153898649Because werewolves have nothing to do with the discussion, retard. Have you accepted that humans in WtA are suicidal retards yet?
>>153898605I would say to take your meds as well but it seems you are having a manic episode and threw them away. I guess this place does still have sensitive comblr therians who cant take criticism that says yes humans and wolves are retarded in WtA. Mad hilarious your breed is still around.
>>153893579D is pumping something, alright.
>>153898668I never refused the idea that humans were shitty retards in the setting, you addlepate. Werewolves have everything to do with the topic considering they’re part of the problem in the setting specifically titled WEREWOLF the apocalypse.
>>153898677Now you've just become incomprehensible.
>>153898708The discussion was about humans in the context of the setting of Werewolf the Apocalypse, and how humans are retarded morons serving idiot gods. Werewolves are unrelated to that topic and trying to shift the subject to them instead is whataboutism.But I'm glad that you finally admit and accept that WoD humans are shitty retards.
Man, I'm glad no one thought that throwing all splats, with their contradicting lore and themes, into one unified universe was a good idea....wait a minute.
>>153894244Remold is the type of nobleman who holds himself to high standards, and those standards include avenging wrongs done to those you love. Fatigue was loved, and in comparison to the ire he holds for the ones who stole him from them, his feud with D means nothing.
Spoon.
>>153898729You say “finally admit” as if I’ve been fighting that point. You pointed out one shitty party that’s key to the setting, I pointed out another. Werewolves will always be an important factor in the setting as their actions have had/will have as much impact on Wyrm/wyld/weaver shit as humans. My entire point from the jump was that they made the fight harder on themselves and aren’t really the good guys and you took off on a tangent.
>>153897752>I'm not seeing them beast gods touching Cain.Caine dies in a good portion of the Gehenna scenarios. It's just that when he does, God immediately retaliates.
>>153898895Don't give a shit, werewolves are unrelated to any point I was ever making. As long as you acknowledge that humans are retards, and you have, you accept that I was right.
>>153898830SPOON?!
>>153898930Anon nobody has ever challenged this, stop fighting your fucking schizoid delusions, read back and nobody has actually denied humans can be dickbags you misanthrope.
>>153899040>accusations of being a misanthrope just because someone dares to acknowledge that WoD humans are retarded and self-destructiveSorry for being a race traitor for not mindlessly supporting humanity in fiction no matter what, lmao.
>>153899040Stop replying to bait, holy shit.
>>153898578That meat wouldn't pass quality control. High concentration of silver and / or biochemical agents.
>>153899134Not supporting humanity in fiction is one thing, sperging out because someone had the audacity to suggest another faction in that same fiction is also bad is a different animal entirely.
>>153899164It’s fun and I’m bored, fuck off
>>153899202>someone pointing out your flustered whataboutism is sperging outNo one was even talking about werewolves, retard. You're as retarded as a WoD human.
>>153898830Shota
>>153899277Do not spoon the shota, Blair.
>>153899229>I'm butthurt about a fictional setting in which humanity at large is retarded and responsible for the end of the world because I'm human therefore humans must be the good guys, humans must be blameless, humanity fuck yeah!!!!!These are the words used by you that qualify your actions as sperging. Especially considering that, again, all I did was point out that the blame game has more than one player.
>>153899336No one was talking about anything other than how retarded humans are, retard.
>>153892953>The moment when he had to retreat to his happy place was the FIRST video he was in.>All the shit he's had to deal with since then.>In just one day.
>>153899361>hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_phse2EUkUohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fwCup1sJ4ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xrzULIverAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snSMGDO_xK4
>>153899375>>153899361How many days since the start of the show has it been
>>153899448Well, the boys seemed mostly fine by the second, so some time passed since they got the Licks.
>>153899448I wonder if someone counted every sunset and sunrise to see how many days there been
I think it'd been more poignant if Marckupo herself was a garou.
>>153899448>Night 1Capturing Kevin and gang in the tunnels>Day 1Kitten and D talk local legends while making sulfuric acid omelette for Kevin's interogation>Night 2Interrogations. Diablerie>Day 2Chapman interrogates the hunters.>Night 3 (I assume fron this point on)Marckus goes pubbing. Family babysitting Horse after Marckus is back.>Day 3D goes to 99p store to prove Kevin wrong about margins of 99p blenders. Enters while it's foggy day, leaves at dusk in closing time>night 4Kitten and D talk about ghouls after bringing in the blender.Family heads out to the Chapter house.Family reads Boy's fanfiction during the bus ride.They confront the garou and Marky is kidnapped.This is all just off the top of my head without refreshing and rewatching. Anyone feel free to correct and adjust.
>>153899662So everything more or less took place under one week
>>153897818Brok would have to be supernaturally powerful and absurdly strong even relative to the common supernaturals to take on a Garou and win in raw fisticuffs. A Garou in War form is stronger in all dots than literally all but the top 0.1% freaks of nature of humanity.
>>153889442>>153896889Think O'tolley's got a Wendy like Mascot for Blair to cosplay as?The mask stays on.
>>153899925freckle bitches
>>153899929That's Saints Row and Stillwater/Steelwater is in 'murica.
>>153899943Michigan, weirdly enough
So, are the side characters legitimately useless now?Grimaline smith is useless and sus as fuck. Goth breeding bait Elise got knocked the fuck out and cant fight. Harry is useless too, he cant fight shit. Amanda is legitimately cannon fodder at best if she goes in like 2 days to hunt. Brock is like alright but spit is traumatized to shit, and grugus got no fucking hand. Waters probably aint fighting either.2 years since they were introduced, now zero relevance I guess.
>>153899521I actually spent the whole damn audiolog excepting that she was a garou. Not THE garou, since the kidnapping own child narrative didn't make much sense even if it was a lie in that case, but I was expecting that she was either garou or somehow involved with them (which was kinda the case).
>>153899990Anon it been 4 days if >>153899662 is right with much of it being just one day/night
>>153896911>>153896889>>153899925I wonder if there is any drawfag who woul draw that
>>153900024I mean with real time you nitpicky nittertwit. Do you know how slow this series has been? Fucking glaciers have been melting faster than this series comes out.
I like the fact young Wernon is basically british Milo.
>>153899990They're scholars, not hunters. And it's not like the action sequences are the only thing that happens in the story, they will probably come back later and contribute in other ways. For starters, they still haven't found the ghoul, shit has just gone completely off the rails as one conspiracy got crossed with another so it got put on the back burner.Also Grimal fucking jumped a garou with a damn paddle and survived getting thrown through a wall and is now on the channel header. She might not be able to solo a garou but that just puts her on roughly the same level as the rest of the family, she can probably mess with low tier vampires. Brok likewise tried to fistfight a garou and would have decent results against something less than a supersoldier. And Remold and Occam seem to be standing on equal grounds with D.
>>153888882Which girl has the very best bush?
>>153900111The Burger Lady
So, what happened to Wernon's uncles?
>>153900108>and is now on the channel header.and so is the Horsei have a baaaaaaad feeling about this
>>153900118That's it, Boy. No more 50's Playboys for your reading time.
>>153900162It's fiiine. You trust Uncle Horse, dont'cha?
>>153900161Died during the battle with the nails of christ
>>153900111Its Wolf>Amanda> Sister-General=Elise>>>>>>>>>Grimal>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Blair>>who cares everyone else hyper shavesIf you don't think this you are wrong
>>153889442YES.really any kind of Blair sex is needed, imagine her having wild mood shifts mid coutis, from being super into it, to making you fear for your life, to breaking down sobbing all within like 10 minutes...
>>153899889.1% is too high
>>153900254>THAT'S RIGHT THRUST HARDER, YOUR DIGGING INTO THE REAL MEATY BITS>WHO SAID YOU COULD TOUCH MY TITS! I'LL CUT YOUR NUTS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOU... WITH MY GUUUUUUUN>*SOB* WHY'D YOU SPANK ME THAT HARD? YEAH I KNOW I ASKED YOU TO DO IT OR I'D SHOVE A THERMITE GRANDE UP YOUR ASS BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE A JERK ABOUT IT *SOB*!>And since then, Palmer made sure to vet all of Blair's sexual partners when she is vacation
I always like having more episodes but this wasnt really that interesting.
>>153900231>hyper shavesI wish they had hyper pubes instead
>>153883005>Nandor and D are locked in a brutal swordfight across the house, cutting all kinds of furniture to ribbons as they go>Door battles Nadja while Boy attempts to fight the Nadja Doll, who latches onto his head like a honey badger>Kitten and Marckus hunt Laszlo through his laboratory, Marckus using increasingly impractical weaponry, Laszlo using assorted potions and experiments to fight back and Kitten desperately trying to get a shot in while surviving the pandemonium>Guillermo is out running errands and Colin Robinson is too busy trolling on forums in his room to notice, even when Nandor and D crash through his room
Just checked their patreon out of curiosity, and they have a bigger version of the YT banner there>bald Horse>Grimal in cargo pants>Suspicious lack of Elise>Some Metalocalypse looking motherfucker in the shadows>Next to him a silhouette of a guy that vaguely reminds me of some anime but i can't tell which one
>>153889288The technocracy literally helps put demons in your food, dog.
>>153889416Mage is the most heavily roleplay-focused of all the WoD games. The limitation of what you can do with magic is "did you manage to convince the storyteller that you could reasonably do this by either bullshitting up a reason or making it look incredibly cool?" And if they say "no" your character fucking explodes. Some people find this obnoxious while I find it neat.
How would Reckoning have been received if the Imbued really were the descendants of classic heroes? Like having Robin Hood's accuracy or Beowulf's strength?
>>153899889No way there’s an unaugmented human on earth who can contend physically with a woof in crinos. They’re faster than the fastest sprinter and stronger than the strongest strongmen.
>>153900612>No way there’s an unaugmented human on earth who can contend physically with a woof>They’re faster than the fastest sprinter and stronger than the strongest strongmen.This looks like a job for THE CHAMP himself
