The most outlandish part of the reboot? That a fatass like this ever got laid
It seems wrong for Bobby to grow up and become anything other than Chris-Chan still living at home.
>>153889402>>153889415You keep larping you'll get stuck that way.
>>153889402He probably had to pay for it.
>animated sitcom>millennial character has none dof the life woes or anything actual millennials do
>>153889479I think a sitcom where the male lead has parents doing better than him, crippling student debt, no girlfriend, no presence in the dating market, no job, no car, no town square or similar social presence, no money, no future prospects and is barely scraping by while competing with hordes of illegal immigrants and H-1B hires in a system that is legally prejudiced against him while every corner of society applauds it would make the viewer ask why he doesn't just kill himself.
so did he fuck that laos cunny or what?
>>153889402Go outside and look at all the ugly married people. You’re below even that.
>>153889538Ugly married people are all older than 50. If I see young white couples the guy is always like 6'3 with huge shoulders. I don't think about non-white ones since those aren't even people.
>>153889402that hank would retire early. he's only 50 and decided to retire just because he made a fortune working in the middle eastreally the whole timeline is fucked up. its like been 8 years? bobby is only in his early 20s and (co)owns a restaurant somehow GH is a teenager it feels like they should have had a longer time skipit should have been like 14-15 yearsits more reasonable for bobby to start finding his success when he's in his late 20sgh's age would actually make senseand mid 50s is still to young for someone like hank to retire but its more reasonable
>>153889402What are you even talking about, you fucking retard? Have you looked at the state of Americans? They're ALL fat. Men and women. They're all getting laid. The only one who didn't is you. Weight isn't the reason you're a lonely pathetic incel who's going to die alone. You don't get that excuse. It's only your loser personality.
>>153889660This was my same thought. The new show would make more sense if everyone was at least 5 years older minus GH.
>>153889402Like it or not, Bobby Hill was actually charismatic and actually approached women, and that's all it really takes. I mean sure, looks like that is probably not going to land you a smokin' hot supermodel, but there's plenty of women out there who would fuck a guy that actually has the confidence to ask them out as long as he doesn't say some really stupid shit or give off "I wanna tie you up in my basement and shove my toenail collection up you cooterville" energy.
>>153889402Bobby has rizz. That's a core part of his character. It's the only thing stopping him from being a total failure, frankly.
>>153889402Bobby's always had game in the original series.
>>153889402I can barely imagine a more desired body type getting laid.
>>153889402I've seen fatter and uglier get laid. Getting laid is more about fitting in to certain networks than it is about looks and physical fitness. Bobby has his redneck network. Rednecks have their BBQs and football parties where they introduce each other to women they know. My redneck neighbors constantly have this stream of women coming in and out of the house.
>>153890443Remember Guns and Gun Violence never existed before video games. Hitler played video games which leads to him gassing Jews.
>>153889402Bobby has charisma. People with charisma get by in life easier than anyone else.
>>153889402Why? He could get girls in the original seasons. Bobby's biggest selling point is that he has charisma and knows how to make a girl laugh and it's only when his pubescent worries overwhelm him or he gets shitty advice that he has problems.
>>153889402>The most outlandish part of the reboot?What reboot? KoTH didn't get a reboot.
>>153889660Hank might go back to working part time if him in that Strickland jacket in the promo image means anything. He'd definitely be too restless to just sit around, that was the point of the shop class episode.Bobby co-owning the restaurant makes sense insomuch that he's likely co-owner only technically and it's Ted who actually and effectively owns it. It's just a business for him and something to help Chane's business cred and the both of them are effectively exploiting Bobby in the same way Buck did Hank. Except Buck did actually like and have respect for Hank when he wasn't being an ass. I don't really like the reataurant in that cooking was only something that came up at the very end of the series and a couple of other times. I would have rather seen Bobby in Dallas as a small time up and coming stand-up comic and doing some small time acting. Entertaining was always his passion, not cooking. The biggest issue I have with the new season was how much it just felt like it didn't need to explain anything or reconnect with characters and locations from the original. What happened to Strickland Propane? Where are most of the non-Rainey Street characters? What's Keith David's deal beyond guy who lived in Hank's house for a while? Why's Connie seemingly slumming it at a mid-tier local college? Who knows, it acted like nobody cared about any of that.
>>153889402People always mistake Bobby for some kind of spergy shut-in, but he's actually an extroverted theater kid who happened to grow up in a social environment with no theater kid cliques. If he grew up in California or even a slightly more upscale suburb of Dallas he would have found his tribe and assimilated into their annoying culture. That didn't happen so instead he got into the most art-like blue collar field available. The only unrealistic thing about his dating life in the reboot is that he's consistently scoring a little out of his league.
>>153889538People love to cope and say "go outside and look at all the ugly guys that have girlfriends". But when I go outside I don't see couples at all anywhere unless they're old farts
>>153890293>>153890542This. It's like these posers never seen King of the Hill before
>>153889402I watched a couple clips it was painful. I missed the whole point of the original series somehow they destroyed every single character and made it all about Bobby and no one gives a damn about him and his stupid patheticness. The whole original show was building up to him becoming a comedian instead of becomes a chef it felt like the writers were just sitting on Twitter trying to come up with things that they perceive young people to be doing
>>153889402>>153889496You don't get laid because you're a narcissist spending your time on 4chan complaining about cartoons and women instead of using your limited time to self improve yourself and do things immediately in your reach to show you're actually worth building a relationship alongside
>>153891112>ya just gotta self imprOOOOOOOv bro
>>153891140That's a bitch nigga mindset you got, anon.
>>153891140You talk like that and you wonder why you don't get laid?
>>153892136I'm fine with not getting laid because I don't care about anything anymore
>>153892121jeez sorry don't call ice cube or whatever on me my brotha
>>153892208stop posting then, otherwise you are just looking for pity
>>153892252how was I looking for pity? All I did was make fun of the "just bro" advice
>>153889402>The most outlandish part of the reboot? That a fatass like this ever got laidNot really, in the original show he had a knack for reeling in asian chicks so he was never going to be a turbo virgin.>>153889415Bobby Hill was always canonically a "nice guy" so he was always destined to do "okay" at life. I think his portrayal in the reboot is acceptable.
Fat ugly guys are only good for being publicly tortured to death. They NEED to be punished for existing.
>>153889402No the most outlandish part was when he ended up with that whore connie. Thats where the writers messed up at.>>153889496Wasnt that Welcome to the NHK?
>>153889402Bobby was always a chick magnet. He just has a great personality.
>>153889402He's a chef. Being good at making food is a cheat code to getting laid.
>>153889402He's not really that fat. It bothers me beyond belief GH is 13 while Bobby is still in his early 20s. They should have made the time skip 20 or 15 years. Bobby being younger than y2k is just one of those things.
>>153891112>>153892121>>153892136>>153892252Not OP, but Jesus Christ there is far more to life than getting pussy all day and being shit tested by retards online to see how how much pussy you can get really shows how fuckin cooked in the head these nuckle-draggers are. Fuck, no wonder the average dude is cooked if this is all these retards can muster up as a "gotcha" moment.
>>153890598People are getting more stupid as time goes on, so now we're at the point where they call a continuation "reboots"
>>153889415Bobby was able to channel his autism into something productive, so he avoided the CWC fate. If autistic people can just find something reasonable to put their energy into, rather than MLP and Sonic the Hedgehog, they'll be fine.
>>153889402I've seen uglier, fatter guys getting laid
>>153889402Confidence, the size of your heart, and the strength of your character is all that matters. You dont understand because you let the online rot get into your soul and its gone mouldy.
I still can't believe they just didn't change his voice or delivery.
>>153894241The delivery has changed. Near the end of the original show, Bobby's voice kept getting higher and higher as he became more flanderized. And in this, there's an effort to lower his tone. But if you haven't seen those episodes in a while, adult Bobby just sounds like kid Bobby from the show's prime, so the change isn't very obvious.
>>153889402Why is Bobbys face the same as his kid self?
>>153889660>>153890696Bobby doesn't co-own the restaurant. That would imply he has at least a 50% stake in the business and he does not. Bobby is part owner and only has a 15% share of the business, or at least that's what he's working for. At this point in the story Bobby doesn't own anything yet and only has an agreement with Ted Wassonasong that he'll get 15% ownership of the restaurant if he can keep it successful for a certain amount of years so it can make Chane look good. The only reason the restaurant exists is so that Chane has successful business owner on his resume.Bobby barely makes more than his kitchen workers
>>153889402>Funny>Outgoing>Has multiple useful skillsBobby has a lot going on
>>153889402I hate adult Bobby's voice.
>>153894380Maybe a middle aged woman who sounds like a pre-teen boy isn't the best choice of VA for a grown ass man entering adulthood.
>>153894432>Hank and Peggy have nest egg>Buck Strickland: The Connection>Daddy literally ran a food truck for an episode>Daddy literally ran a coop food store>Daddy literally sells cooking equipment for a livingI know! I'll go ask that rich family who's child bullied me and is otherwise obsessed with success and money grubbing activities that exploit others more than Buck's Fuck & Suck!>This parallels Hank and Bucks relationshipWhich he damn well should have known to avoid just like the fucking childhood friend who also hooked up with Chain despite knowing how much of an ass he and his entire family is.
>>153894543Hank and Peggy presumably didn't have their nest egg ready yet, and weren't in America, when Bobby went in with the Wassonasongs since it looks like the restaurant has been around for a couple of years. Bobby also likely wanted to make it on his own. And I get a feeling the wassonasongs, or Chane most likely, were the ones who approached Bobby. Chane only wants the restaurant because it gets his dad off his back about building a good resume and business credentials so he can goof off in college and Chane most likely knew Bobby was good chef and was naive enough to take advantage of.Also my guess is the endgame of the restaurant storyline is Hank eventually buying out Ted Wassonasong and co-owning the restaurant with Bobby. Ted doesn't actually seem to care about the restaurant and would probably sell it the second Chane loses interest or it becomes inconvenient. And like you said Hank is looking to invest
>>153889415>outgoing>charismatic>a healthy work ethic with a can do attitude>had a gfIn what reality is Bobby anything like Chris-Chan?
>>153894543The difference is unlike Hank Bobby doesn't idolize Ted and he has an actual goal with how hard he's working for him. Hank was content to stay assistant manager for most of his life because he thought Buck could do no wrongBobby doesn't see Ted Wassonasong as his Buck Strickland because Hank is Bobby's Buck. Hank only idolized Buck because he was was subconsciously desperate for a good father, Cottom certainly wasn't one, and found one in Buck when Buck still gave a shit. So that's why he stayed stupidly loyal to him for so long.Bobby doesn't have that problem, he knows Ted is a shit person.
>>153891112As someone who's actually doing self improvement and therapy, you're retarded. Shit isn't as fucking simple as just be ur shelf and thinking positively, nor is it purely on you.
>>153893407Modern day world really does not care anymore and specially on 4chan. It's a mix of bullying and crab bucket mentality.
>>153889402There are plenty of stocky guys out there that are able to pull plenty of women simply because they can consistently make them laugh and have a fair amount of self confidence which Bobby has in spades. Hell, kid Bobby was already getting plenty of girlfriends as the series progressed partly for that reason and as an adult he seemingly shed most of the negative traits had and actually took his dad's life lessons to heart so it would be even easier for him.
I like how there's a episode to explicitly show that Bobby has game but people can't seem to grasp this
The whole show has always been outlandish. Do you really think someone would continue their own marriage when there own fiance wasted all of there savings on a 'get your own degree' scam? God that episode was so ass. I also despise how well king of the hill displays modern conservatives. It hits too close to home.Also>That a fatassWoah woah woah. Bobby hill isn't really shown as being a "fatass" in the reboot. They actually did what they've done in the past with the previous seasons. A happy ending to a nerve racking episode. Bobby should have been much fatter later on. Most kids that are fat at youth will more than likely become fatter as they age. The hill family did a good job stuffing there little piggy
>>153889415Nah, Bobby always had a knack for the weird, but he certainly could have made a living with any of that stuff.
Fat guys get laid all the time. Look around you. Women(and twinks) need men like their dad, but less mean
You made a bowl?
>>153889402Didn't like how his voice was still a kids voice
"Hello, Bobby. I am Khan. You are a redneck. I am your neighbor Khan. Don't date my daughter, Bobby."
>>153896951Ok dad
>>153890019 (here's a pity (You))What's with all these random replies lately larping as women with the "everyone is having sex but you smelly drumpf chud incel" shtick? Do you not have any other material to bait with?
>hangs out (well, works at) at a place where college students eatHe's going to get laid by process of elimination at some point, unless he's actually repulsive.
>>153897073This. It's college.Unless you're the Elephant Man, being social is gonna get you laid at some point.
>>153897036I noticed it too, I assume it's coming from one dude whose knowledge of 4chan comes from r/greentext and the point is to be as hateful and snarky as possible for insane updoots on the reddit screenshot.
>>153894859because someone made a slop image where he was a diaper furry and it went viral for some reason, probably people who didnt watch the show and their brain stems assumed he was supposed to be just a snowflake basedboy character
>>153889415he had a good dad
>>153889402Anon, I work in manufacturing. I make engraved drawing boards for kids at the nurseries with their names, and I'm at the age where my classmates are having kids.I say "That fatass got laid?" every fucking year when I recognize the surname of said fatass.
>>153889402Fat and ugly guys get laid all the time. Many even get married. It's just a matter of either lowering your standards or not being an insufferable autistic twat with no personality who no one could possibly love.
bobby is between a 3 and 4, he'd get zero women unless was another fat quirk chungus.
I can tell how many of you are friendless virgins with no hobbies or social life because you sincerely have never seen how many women are with ugly/fat men and you clearly have never interacted with many women at length.
>>153889415>>153889402guys, he was 12 or 14 in the main show, prime "I don't know what the world is and I am stomping my way through it" years. Bobby took his dad's credit card, smoked cigarettes and snuck out like other kids, but he's never meant wrong to or by anyone. He flirted with girls pretty successfully, he made friends easily, and was well liked by just about everybody. Bro even outdid Cotton on his resiliency being in solitary confinement. Do not mistake Bobby's thousand yard stare or goofball nature as retarded, his social confidence and his confidence in himself in the reboot absolutely stems realistically from his upbringing and his life lessons from his youth.
>>153893498He wasn't remotely autistic you dumbass. You could more easily make a case for Joseph.
OP is missing the most important question which is WHY WERE YOU DANCIN' WITH ALL THOSE GUYS!?
>>153899754the other side of the coin is that the women of fat/ugly men like to flirt with you if you're even vaguely attractive and in-shape which makes you hesitant to rope your life to one
>>153889402bro didn't even watch the first episode
>>153896875Pamela Adlon IS Bobby Hill
>>153889402RetardedFat dudes have no problems getting sex. Especially if they're tall. If they have giant man baby face they can just grow a beard.
>>153889479All because his parent didn't sell their home to blow the money on vacations
bobby has always been popular with the ladies except Marie
>>153889402He's not fat, he's big-boned!
>>153904527The Marie thing happened because he charmed her but Marie was also a retarded middle schooler who just did things in the moment.
>>153889402anon... you can pay for sex. kek.
>>153889415If you thought Bobby was anything like Chris, you’re clearly projecting.
>>153889402You call THAT "fat"? Lol get outta here
>>153889402>dated the vegetarian girl>dated a girl while his family visited Japan>dated the neighbor's Asian daughter>dated her cousin>dated one of his clients as a counselor helper>dated a girl who was friends with the popular girl>dated 3 girls when at the mall>attracted a girl while Boomhauer was helping him overcome his oneitis>dated a protest girl>dated another girl after breaking up with the protest girlBobby was a fucking Chad even at 11.
>>153890058>The new show would make more sense if everyone was at least 5 years older minus GH.GH needs the extra 5 years the most, he was barely a toddler by the end of the show and now he's clearly meant to be a terminally online teenager into manosphere stuff, not a 11 year old.
>>153893407>Not OP, but Jesus Christ there is far more to life than getting pussy all dayYou do realize people who have sex somewhat regularly or even frequently probably aren't thinking about pussy all day either right?They've got jobs, social lives, plans, and so on. they hook up with someone after a date or they have a partner they're with regularly, but they still commit to a bunch of other things. Sex is more another factor of life and socializing to most people who get it, not the main obsession they have, even if it's one they really enjoy.People like OP who can't fathom Bobby being sexually active because he's kinda ugly and fat have come to see sex as something more involved than it actually is. They think life works like some RPG and Bobby has to raise his stats before he can challenge the sex boss and get laid. A lot of internet culture revolves on selling you this idea of sex being something you have to work in a linear direction to attain- get fitter, get more social, get better looking, get more income. People become wrapped in that and can't fathom someone skipping the line they've been told to believe in.
>>153889415he entertained a room full of cunny by himself and got connie to flash him at 13 he was doing great for his age
>>153906791*even at 11-13
>>153908530I miss Luanne...
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>>153902649No, she isn't. VAs aren't more important than the characters.
>>153907241He almost got her to flash him, Kahn walked in before she got a chance to get her top all the way up.
>>153889557Yep I see tall chiseled-face zoomers walking around with goblinas everywhere. The only normal looking couples I see are millennials pushing or past 40.People also say that they see "ugly" guys with "hot" women everywhere because average men have their looks undercut while any woman who isn't morbidly obese or outright deformed is considered beautiful. Actual ugly guys don't even register on the radar.
>>153907026People who have water to drink don't suffer from being thirsty all day. You're just proving the point, like every guy who enjoyed a teenage relationship and says "teenage relationships and sex were nothing special"
>>153892402Don't talk about yourself like that, big guy. You deserve love, too.
>no one posted best girl yet
>>153910315Khan's new VA showed that is very much not the case. A new VA can, and usually does, ruin a character since a lot of what makes the character can come from VA's performance.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>153910994>they took this from you
>>153911324The issue is that the society constantly goes around telling people men are not owed sex. Betas getting access to women is literally only reason there's a cohesive society and civilization. No society that expects to be maintained by betas with no reward will be around forever.I've seen social media posts by psychotic normie simps fantasizing about getting whoever they deem "incels" into forced draft. Lmao if that happened all the recruitment officers would quickly end up in black bags everywhere, like I said fighting age men will not protect a society that deems them worthless
>>153907026I'm noticing more and more that this is just what the internet has largely done with the concept of 'success' in general.Like, a bajillion screen addicted shut-ins calling each other "terminally online".I've met girls online with the most unpleasant personalities I'd ever seen, and people will fixate on "how does she have a boyfriend?" but will completely ignore her lack of same sex friends.
Social media posts have changed over the past 6 years or so and it's actually quaint to see both posts like "everyone can get women you just need to be nice and funny and being bald and short and ugly doesn't matter" as well as "hell year more men deserve to be lonely, it's their genetic destiny" at the same time. The former type is almost non-existent at this point in normie spaces.
>>153889402Bobby has tons of charisma though? He's sociable and knows how to talk especially to women.
>>153889402>>153889415Bobby was good with girls in the OG run, despite being fat he is extremely charming and can easily pick up on social cues
>>153910566>People who have water to drink don't suffer from being thirsty all day. You're just proving the point,But anon posits it as people getting sex being obsessed with it all day, I'm trying to explain that it's not something people obsess with all day long and if anything doing so makes it harder for people because is psychs them out.
>>153912332Yeah but he's saying like it's blackpill incel chuds who claim so. Blackpillers RECOGNIZE this, it's redpill PUA Andrew Tate style bullshit that treats getting laid as some kind of RPG stat bullshit.If you're constantly starving, of course you're gonna obsess over food. But at the very least starvation will literally kill you.
>>153911906"Charisma" doesn't exist. It's just looks, height, voice, etc. Two guys who will behave the exact same way will be received different based on those things, i.e. a quiet reserved Chad will be seen as mysterious and in need to be opened up, the same guy but ugly will be creepy. A loud and outspoken Chad will be seen as a party animal, a loud and outspoken bald ugly midget will be seen as an annoying pest.
>>153889415Bobby is confident, extroverted and charismatic, why would be he become a Chris-chan? Did you even watch the show?
>>153912422>"Charisma" doesn't existUgly/fat charismatic guys definitely exist. Unless you think Hitler and Trump are hot
>>153912422Being perceived as "mysterious" or a party animal isn't what charisma is
>>153889402>>153889415Is this like a weird personal thing for you? You gotta touch grass.>>153904527Sometimes a little too popularhttps://youtu.be/uU0lA7dCyR4?si=sb-OTFgI2zZN2lrH
Bobby bobby bobbyWhoah bobby
>>153889402OP secretly self-reporting his own lack of relationships in his personal life. Women aren’t disgusted by fat men, and the idea that women don’t like fat men is entirely a male concept because men don’t understand women’s preferences.
>>153912601women preferences are similar to male, is just that the don't flaunt it to everyonethere are women who like ugly pimple nerds, wo "would" anyone
>>153912422Go back to /r9k/. There is no “chad”, you’re just autistic and refuse to come to terms with the reality that you don’t have the capacity to consider the perspectives of other people.
>>153912616They aren’t, though. Women look for different things in men than what men look for in women.
>>153912548There is no charisma stat like in an RPG where you can learn to become better at talking to people. They will just judge you based on immutable traits no matter what you say.
>>153912654some of them do, some of them don't. same with men. that's the thing, you make a mistake that women are not as human-like as males, that they're some different, mysterious species
>>153911350>The issue is that the society constantly goes around telling people men are not owed sex.That and constantly telling men if they want something to "work" for it, thus not only completely commodifying things like sex, but also putting the implications that doing X is going to guarantee Y like a proper job or video game, while also making men hyper aware of the transaction part of the relationships.
>>153912736Society has no rules, only expectations. Normies have internalized the idea that you get sex for being a GOOD PERSON (whatever that means), so they see Chad with a lot of women clearly being a scumbag and they declare that he must be a good person.This is how normies can be convinced to do very horrible things, because their morality is entirely based on what is seen as socially acceptable. Though to be honest being a bluepilled high tier normie like 15+ years ago must have been utter bliss, you just go through high school getting girls and hanging out with people like it's nothing while believing it is because you're so accomplished and because you're such a morally virtruous upstanding person (while you've bullied those who just slightly stuck out).
>>153912818>they see Chad with a lot of women clearly being a scumbag and they declare that he must be a good person.a lot of these autists also don't understand Chad treats different women differently than they treat other men. So he's being a mean, belligerent bully to them, specifically, and assume that's also how he treats a woman he's actively attempting to fuck because they can't understand that he would adjust his behavior according to the situation at hand
>>153912882>adjust his behavior according to the situation at hand>Doesn't understand that women literally like being berated, chastised, and literally choked and slapped by CHADs
>>153912900This, also while it's normal for people to behave differently depending on the mood, the situation, the people they're talking to, normies love to berate "incels" for not being perfect 100% of the time and make posts like "you expect to get laid while you use the word foid?" (nevermind that normies use that word "ironically all the time anyway) because people apparently have mind reading powers nowIf you're ugly you just lose by existing
>>153912422>attractive people have to put in less effortin other news: water wet, sky blue
>>153913758Nigger the entire society has spent the last 50 years or more saying that looks are completely irrelevant in men, you are not pulling that card
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