Why is it that male characters aren't allowed to be happy in modern cartoons?
the absolute state of millennial men
>>153897150Seriously, this shit is a joke.You have female characters hooking up left and right, but the males get some ambiguous horseshit at best and at worst they are NEVER allowed to find love or are straight up cucked.
This is the best you'll get from modern cartoons. All of Dipper's romantic interests never go anywhere and are left ambiguous.
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>>153897150>5 years ago>>153897256>14 years ago>>153897302>13 years agokill yourself.
>>153897256>fucked up with fire chick>fucked up with bubblegum bitch>fucked up somewhere else>found wizzard girl and started a family with herThe only he who seeks finds.
>>153897385>I-i doesn't count!You are such a disingenuous rat
Gynocentrism.
>>153897465none of this shit is modern bruhare you still gonna cry about dipper in 2030
>>153897502I consider anything from the 2010s forward modern. 2010 is when there was a shift in the writing of modern cartoons
>>153897302Le age difference is bad! (IT'S JUST 3 YEARS AND DIPPER IS MORE MATURE THAN STAN)
>>153897302>dipperlmao eventhe best you get is mordecai fucking a bat girl and having 3 kids
>>153897502>Adventure time isn't modernYou know it's against the rules for 5 years to be here
>>153897150Because the writers are unhappy.
>>153897150Steven got the girl.
>>153897150>>153897927It's mostly just cheap relationship drama.If the relationship is resolved and stable then it's boring. Classic sitcom trope.
>>153897256Finn found love in the end.Also he had a wife in the pillow dimension that one time.
>>153898877>Finn found love in the end.Yeah, but not with a woman. It was just an excuse to throw more troons in everyone's faces. No straight couples allowed.
>>153898877> he found "love"Yeah after 10 year of simping for the same annoying green bitch in a toxic situationship and in some sloppy spin-off that even the pretentious fans from zombie adventure time admit is bad.Furthermore, and I cannot believe i'm gonna say this, but he's actually even worse than Mordesimp now, because as shit as Mordecai was in Regular Show, he actually learned to move the fuck on from Margaret the town's bicycle instead of being stuck in a situationship with her for God knows how long.>Also he had a wife in the pillow dimension that one timeThat's is ironically his only good love interest in the entire seroes, and that's only because she's an one-off, meaning that shit writers never had the chance to ruin her
>>153898768Steven got some sugar but Greg got the whole package
>>153897256didnt he get raped by LSP in the bee episode
>>153897256FP is shit
>>153899089Faggot
>>153897150>Sexy>Sweet>Powerful>Presumably eternal youth and immortalMorty was a dumbass for dumping her. >Waahhh she's not 200% wholesome anymore and sperged out onceFucking retard couldnt grasp he was the Heart of the Captain Planet formula and could have gotten her to chill with love.
>>153898929Nope, stfu
>>153899089I thought it was hilarious when even Finn's mom was begging him to stop being in an open relationship with that hoe Huntress, even offering a robot of herself to date him so long as he stops being a cuck.
Because stories about wanting something and trying to achieve something. When the protagonist achieves their goal, the story is over.
>>153897256Finn at least ended up with a top tier girl in the end>Not on fire so he can safely fuck her>Adventurous type like him>Athletic and can probably fuck for days>Loves him so much she literally moves worlds for him and is willing to cut down a god for his sake>Can also juice him up with super nature magic to make him stronger and healthier
>>153900540You are the cuck>>153900571Wrong
>>153900479Yeah they were never compatible. Flame Princess is just Finn's old flame.
>>153900572that "top tier girl" has no tits because the writers wanted to be special gender nonbinaries,did not "cut down a god", an owl flew into her in a theatre and accidentally landed itself on some little wooden planks. Because that's the standard of Adventure Time "action"Cucked him for 12+ years in an open relationship so she can be "a wild free exceptional Beast" just like the writer's irl open relationship.
>>153897150Because there's JEW behind each of those productions
>>153900728Yeah, nice pun.
>>153900572>Finn at least ended up with a top tier girl in the endThe journey there was not worth taking and turned AT into something it never should have been.
>>153900748No, stop coping
>>153900572Not even a girl, a nonbinary speshul snowflake asexualNot adventurous, just squats in her treehouse all day and told Finn to fuck off since Flute Spell so he doesn't cramp her squatting scheduleDoesn't even have genitalia, and famously told Finn to fuck off for 12+ years so she can fuck her ExLiterally ditched him for over a decade to slut around and only bothered showing up when he's literally about to dieDid not move worlds or fight a god, she had faggy therapy trips crying about her inner trauma, and in the middle of that an owl smacked itself into her on a stage
>>153900883You are delusional.
>>153900504Sperg
>>153900539Eeyup, gtfo
>>153900629No u hothead that can't handle the truth
>>153900854Then stop arresting
>>153900905Of course you are, son of dissapoint.
