>woody gets fat in Toy Story 5Disney is really trying to get the DILF-lover audience. Well, it's working.
>>153907683Oh my God... so, it's was true after all?Let me see...>non-logical pot-bellied woody>movie centred on Jessie >killing TS3 final (again)Yes.
Jessie should've had the pot-belly from being stressed over taking care of the toys.
>>153908255>killing TS3 final (again)I fucking hate TS4 and TS4
>>153907683>woody gets fat bullshit he's a wooden toy
>>153908314This is my point. The idiots don't understand that Woody realized at the end of TS3, when he saw Andy saying goodbye to his mother, that what matters is unity. That's why he was already realizing that separating from the toys in the attic wouldn't be fair to anyone. But so what?? "Bo Peep" feminist made him throw those values in the trash, and now Jesse will leave with her new owner, a low-quality DEI character.A terrible movie.
>>153908353Actually, just his head, hands, and boots are wood. The rest of him is fabric and stuffing. That's what's going on with him. The stuffing just shifted to his midriff. This happens with lots of plush/stuffed dolls/toys over time.
>>153908384fake and gay nothing in woody is made of woodAnd no aging process causes this.
I haven't seen Toy Story 4 and I'm not going to see the 5th one.
>>153908383>DEI character.Who
>>153908588"Blaze"
>>153907683Whats up with westerns and their thing for humilliating iconic characters?
>>153908908westerners*
>>153907683Get a life.
>>153907683>DILF and fat in the same sentence
>>153908908Feminism
>>153907683I was not ready to see anon thirsting over woody today
>>153911982shills will try any approach
>>153908908All I can hear is the Rescue Rangers theme now...
>>153907683>*A toy gets fat*nope.
>>153908353You're either stupid as fuck or you never watched the movies. His torso, arms and legs are stuffed>>153912263It's the stuffing shifting around
>>153912293That's dumb. He could just shift it back.
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>>153912310What makes you think he doesn't? Pretty sure this is just a quick gag
>>153907683It should've been Jessie, and the stuffing should've shifted to her chest.
How many fucking movies are they going to make?
>>153907683>woody, a literal toy, becomes fat and baldSo is Toy Story 5 just an elaborate humiliation ritual? Can’t he just remove his stuffing and color his hair back in? HE’S A TOY.
>>153910457>doesnt like fat DILFsShit taste
>>153912577They'll keep going until people lose interest, wait 10 years and then do a reboot.
>>153908908The Eternal Revolution.Critical Theory.The Abolition of Man.
>>153912727Yes.
Its not canon
>>153912577>Have no fears, we've got stories for years
>>153913772This
>>153908255>I NEED LOGIC IN MY MOVIE ABOUT TALKING TOYS!!
>>153908255>ALSO I DON'T KNOW THE WORD "ILLOGICAL" EXISTS!!!Fuckin' tardo.
>>153912263Shitty movie
>>153915763>>153915753GFY
>>153913772Yes
>>153915753This retarded attitude is everything wrong with media today.This is a franchise that's over 30 years old from one of the most well-respected animation studios on the planet backed by more money than most of us can even fathom. Yes, people SHOULD have some basic standards to hold this against, especially if it's going to change for seemingly no good reason.
>>153917408Also, there's no god but Pixar and Disney is his prophet
>>153917408Both of those trains still ran on coal. In fact they all did until diesel electric engines were developed.
>>153907683that's just how modern toys look
>>153910457
>>153912570Bigger and bigger, more stuffing...
>>153912206>>153908908Look at these monstrosities. Destroying the childhood heroes of kids.This humiliation seems to be a feminist thing meant to demoralize men. "Your childhood heroes are old, fat, and weak now, and their girlfriends and wives left them." Let me guess the reason why Woody is alone in this movie? Because Bo-Peep left him for a black GI Joe or something. Weakening and demoralizing men is the way women get more power
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