We're entering Pride season. So here's Marvel's annual attempt at cashing in and trying to carve out some cultural relevancy. Let's enjoy.
>>153912675Remember Tegan & Sara? Tegan is a writer for this comic.
>>153912687In case you didn't read the recent Wiccan comic, the guys are living in Baba Yaga's old house now.
>>153912699They didn't invite Nadia, and that's aro/ace erasure.
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>>153912730We have a fat Ultron now.
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>>153912744I was not emotionally ready for dadbod ultron.
>>153912715Great-Aunt Nadia sounds weird to say though.
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>>153912811Well they are both younger and older than her at the same time.
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>>153912907I'm not sure who her current girlfriend is. They're keeping that a mystery for now. I know she got together with a girl in Love Unlimited or whatever its name was, but afaik she referenced it later in a past tense, so I figure it didn't last.
>>153912930Valley Girl-tron.
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>>153913007The end.
>>153912942Wait... How are they still taking Dazzler tour date tickets? Isn't she currently detained?
>>153913020And a family tree. The Pym–Van Dyne branch is not included. This is Nadia erasure and it's not cool. Also there's no cool aunt Jocasta. Also Polaris can fuck off for being a cishet white woman or whatever idk.
>>153912699Still weird how they're just chilling in a chicken house for the sake of Hickman's cosmic relaunch that didn't end up happening
>>153913050And as a bonus there's an interview with Tegan and Sara of Tegan and Sara fame.See you next year.
>>153912687>Remember Tegan & Sara?no
>>153913050Doesn’t even have Crystal and Luna
>>153912715No Genis either
>>153913116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StTqXEQ2l-Y
>>153912930How would beer belly Ultron and jazz Ultron get along?
>>153912730Some day, someone at Marvel is really going to have to address the Phyla is from a perfect universe thing as it just complicates everything, at least Ewing kinda sorted Moondragon by fusing the two of them together
>>153912715>>153913121>>153913126The cabin can only fit so many people, alright?
>>153912744Shame all the writers just ignore the Ultron stuff from Avengers Inc, wonder where Mark is in all of this
>>153913149They'd be on completely different wavelengths.
>>153913149>>153913186Pymtron and Dadtron might vibe just fine, though.
>>153913048Graymalkin is getting destroyed next week, so odds are she just went back on tour again the moment she got out
>>153912844I don't think Teddy or Phyla are considered that good swordsmen,
>no AlkhemaWtf
>>153912984Her name is jank compared to his various siblings, but her inevitable "turn against Ultron" was just a redirection instead of actually trying to do that.
>>153912942Would you?
>>153912879They probably shouldn't have used Ultron as the villain for this anthology if they just intended for him to job and not be taken seriously by any of the heroes
>>153913270Any villain wouldn't be taken seriously. He's here because he's responsible for at least 25% of this tangled family tree.
>>153912930thought Ultron should have better taste in beer than Roxxon I guess he just views it as a prop for the gag
>>153913050Polaris isnt related to them
>>153913050or Genis
>>153913050Weird, I thought Moondragon was bisexual.
>>153913169Rather than ignoring it I think most of them didn't read it in the first place.
>>153912930>>153912942Can you imagine if those two managed to have copies of themselves somewhere like previous Ultrons and from now on we occasionally get wacky Ultron family?
>>153913371which is a shame since it was a good little series
>>153913349The people who made this chart just ignore that part of her history
>>153913137My elder Millennial ass is over here still thinking about their peak, early 2000's output.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2NPPVloVZU
>>153913050I guess Victor is still persona non-grata after he got character assassinated by Tom King.I suppose that's just how it's gotta be on this bitch of an Earth.
>>153913657The internet used to be fun.
>>153912715>Moon Dragon and Phyla>No Victor Mancha, their actual uncle
>>153913825>>153914029He ran away.
>>153913050What a dogshit family tree, we know how wild those branches get fucking show it cowards
>>153914061Honestly it's for the better, if you're gonna be a token straight? in a queer book better it be Runaways than any Marvel Voices book
>>153913050Whose brain waves did Vision use to create Viv?
>>153914114She and Vin were a mixture of Vision and Virginia's. So she doesn't have a brain-sister.
>>153913825he's in the Runaways book
>>153912942sexo?
>>153912775>even Ultron wants to know if they'll have kidsLmao
>>153912744Dadbod Ultron skin for Rivals
>>153914426she has the other Viv who Vision created when he thought she died, when really she had somehow been turned into a human girl (brown) by the High EvolutionaryAnd then the two Vivs tried to kill each other so original Viv uploaded her consciousness into new Viv's body so they could "both live"
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>>153913050So Genis doesn't exist anymore?
>>153915909He needs to have more sex with men to qualify.
>>153915909He is still pissed at Carol for destroying the Nega Bands
>>153914085Only two people in the Runaways are queer
>>153915707He just want to see Teddy pregnant
>>153916081We all do.
>>153913155Yeah but even og Phyla was kind of an alt-universe import. She didn't originally exist. Genis was a test tube baby who was grown to adulthood by his mom and then after some adventures history changed so that Phyla was retroactively created too>>153915909Imperial ended with Genis and Phyla being referred to as Twins and fomenting a revolution to get the Kree out from under Inhuman rule>>153916040I still count Xavin
I hate how they only use gay artist for pride comics now so every character looks like a twink. Why is Teddy a twink? DC does this too.
>>153912792How the hell is meal delivery to a isolated chicken leg house by a lake in the Alps cheaper than just buying groceries?
>>153917350Literally magic.
Way better then the DC fag book. I had to stop that in the middle cause it was so unbearable
>>153917350I don't think he's talking about doordash.
>>153917728I know, it's a meal kit thing. But that still requires regular deliveries of "fresh" food to their doorstepAnd their doorstep is literally in the middle of nowhere
>>153912852>>153912861Always love the villain getting mad when the heroes ignore their monologuing.
>>153913388>the ballbusting wife
>>153918845>Upgraded version removes the torpedo tits
>>153918845>>153919107What's Jocasta up to these days?
>>153913270Good luck getting Marvel writers to treat any villains in the setting with respect or dignity.
>>153919167I don't remember seeing Jocasta in anything since Slott's Iron Man where she was pretending to be black.
faggots
>>153913050how is a robot gay?
I know who the intended audience for this is but...do they even exist? Do queer fanboys and fangirls even buy these comics?
>>153922161Every inch is like a human but synthetic parts.
>>153922204Wiccan has a deranged female fanbase that are probably schlicking to this as we speak
>>153912930Ultron's really let himself go over the years.
>>153912715There's zero Vision side of the family here, except Viv I guess because she got popular with normies for a month. Hacks writing at Marvel don't know shit about Marvel history
Babymaking sex with Wanda
bump
>>153922204Wiccan and Hulkling are very popular with crazy fujos and some gays, yes.
>>153913050I like how this comic is focused on Ultron crashing the party and he doesn't even make it to the family tree
>>153922204yes
>>153922204Nobody really buys comics.
>>153924422Viv's here because she's a lesbian, it's the same reason Genis and Victor Mancha aren't here because they are straight, and we can't have the straights outnumbering the gays
>>153912942Built for backroom club clang bangs.
