>insults a group of girls for being warriors, their leader falls for him anyway>gets to kiss an actual princess who was already engaged to another man>the hottest girl in the enemy nation flirts with him during a battle>makes a whole group of upper class girls wet their pants with his haikus>the girl in team avatar who is not his sister also crushes on himHow am I supposed to relate to a character like this?
>>153916739sounds like Sokka is too much a man for you to relate, sorry to hear that
>>153916794>>153916739You two are faggots
>>153916739All that pull and yet he didn't have any children. Avatar Studios needs to get kyoani'd
>>153916836you can't not convice me Toph second daughter isn't Sokka's too
>>153916836Kya was his
>>153916739Sokka is to chad for the modern day age demographic.
>>153917673.. wait
>>153917673Kek
>>153917673Unironically true
>>153916836The creators hate their father's, so they couldn't let Sokka be a good dad.>>153917673>>153916857Based
>>153919157I'm 19 and I really like Sokka.
>>153916739Because most of the time he either ends up blowing it or not noticing until far too late (if ever), just like (You).
>>153916739>How am I supposed to relate to a character like this?It's something to aspire to be.
>>153916739You forgot>took his sister's virginity on a long winter night
It's been decades since I watched ATLA but I gotta ask since that Aang movie showed it as a thing : was there any part of the original where they had a societal divide between benders and non benders? It might be rose tinted goggles but I remember them treating each other relatively equal. Granted that benders constantly had advantages due to their talents, but I don't recall it ever going and doing shit like "out of the way, non-bender scum. a real human is walking through" type of crap.
>>153922333No, but non-bender Sokka does bring it up once or twice since he's surrounded by some of the best benders in the world all the time and he's just got his boomerang.
>>153916739By not being a fag
>>153921847Nope
>>153916739>How am I supposed to relate to a character like this?He dies alone and childless.
>>153916836>>153916857>>153917673Sokka never got over Yue. That's it. I guess Suki got tired of playing second fiddle to the moon. And unless the water tribe has seal skin condoms or something he either never fucked Suki or his boys don't swim. Not sure which ending would be funnier/sadder.
>>153916739He had charisma and was not afraid of looking like a fool if it meant being forward and seizing opportunity. That is the main issue with introverts, actually landing a relationships is just a matter of volume. Most people here dont try anything and so never succeed.
>>153916739God, he's so lucky.
>>153920479you're on the wrong track being on this shitholepiss off and get laid
>>153920584realistically he only fumbled toph since yue choose to sacrifice herself and ty lee stopped all her advances on sokka once she found out he had a girlfriend pity, because avatar is a goldmine for cuckquean porn.
>>153916739>jobs to the Red Lotus and dies
>>153916739A lot of the time the important part is just being there. He's playing on easy mode, you should be envious, not alienated.
>>153916739I mean that's kinda on you for even trying to self-insert even at your age
>>153926459A lot guys my age aren't getting pussy nowadays unc
>>153921847>A particularly bad winter storm blows through. Sokka and Katara share a bed for body heat.> Two teens going through puberty with few other kids their age to experiment with.>Katara wakes up in the middle to find Sokka's cock between her cheeks. He apologizes and says he can't help.>Being a good little sister she offers to help him.
God, Sokka got really hot. Suki must've been beating other girls off with sticks to keep him to herself.
>>153926471In all likelihood he fumbled Suki. Let's be realistic here. Sokka was never actually interested in Toph, he probably did just see her as a little sister. He was also never interested in any of the fire nation girls because he's geniunely afraid of them. People forget Sokka is kind of a pussy, plus i imagine even though he's not as loud about it as Katara he also has some resentment towards fire niggers and probably wouldn't settle down with one.So basically Sokka canonically only liked 2 girls. One died and he fumbled the other, probably because he could never get over the first one, then he died with no kids.People cope with alternate porn head canons because canon Sokka had a really sad end.
Jessica explained it to everyone so plainly and yet men still don't understand
>>153925993Azula would dress Sokka up like a pitiful jester, chain him to the throne and humiliate him and tell him his jokes are cringe in front of everyoneAnd every night Sokka would be balls deep inside her as she confesses having trouble holding in her laughter at his jokes and he's so hilarious and witty and wants him to finish inside her
>>153923482I'd believe you if Sokka wasn't crazy for Suki all over books 2 and 3
>>153923482>>153929272My guess is that Suki dies young in a battle or worse in childbirth and Sokka, having lost two of his loves early, just never remarries.
>>153929368Stop watching porn.
>>153929550no
>>153921847That's Zuko actually
>>153916739>insults a group of girls for being warriors, their leader falls for him anywayYou missed the part where they kick his ass and force him to wear a dress and make up
She really wanted him here.
>>153926662get bussy then
>>153931359man I still can't believe they made the same mistake as the first LA adaptationlike why is sokka a white dude again lmfao
>>153929446All that and no kids? C'mon now.Either they never fucked or Sokka is shooting dust.Suki probably wanted to settle down a few years after the finale and Sokka couldn't commit because he could only get it up under a full moon.Sokka and Suki breaking up off screen would explain her lack of appearances in the gaang in later years and why Sokka never had any kids. >>153929446This was actually my initial theory before the movie but I honestly believe the writers chickened out last minute and put Suki in the credits when they realized how much shit they would get for killing off Suki offscreen. I don't think they'll have the balls to do it in the future either so a break up is the most logical answer to why Sokka never had kids. That or Sokka goes gay.Pick your poisonOneitis, faggotry or low sperm count.
>>153929272>People forget Sokka is kind of a pussyCitation fucking needed. Don't let the fact that he sometimes screamed in dangerous situations make you forget that he runs headlong into those situations, even when he doesn't have a prayer.
>>153916739>>153916836he wasnt the bald twink mc self insert, never stood a chance
>>153931597Ian Ousley's , Sokka's actor, resume says he's a member of an Indian tribe and he actually is. The problem is the "tribe" he's a memeber of isn't recognized by other Indian tribes, even though it is recognized by the US goverment.Other Indian tribes don't recognize that tribe because apparently Ian's tribe has a really lax requirement for membership. Most Indian tribes require blood tests in addition to family records to show they or their parents have a contious uninterrupted bloodline dating back a certain amount of time connecting them to the tribeThis is prevent people of other races who claim to be 1/8 th Cherokee for example from claiming membership and taking advantage of certain benefits provided to memebers.Ian Ousley's tribe doesn't require blood tests if I'm remembering right. Just that they can provide family records that shows they had an indian in their family at one point. Which can easily be faked. So that's why a lot of Indians don't recognize them as a legitimate tribe People are basically accusing Sokka's actor, amx his family, of joining a fake indian tribe just fpr.the perks.Still this on netflix for not vetting their actors more thoroughly.
>>153931855He screams in all situations. He's a comic relief character, that's his entire schtick.
>>153931359Cute twink desu.
Toph's crush on Sokka was pretty cute. I wish we got to see more of it.
>>153931597that’s the least of their problems, fucking Bumi of all people tells Aang to murder him. Also they did the tunnel of love early, but with Sokka instead of Aang, lol. Somehow kataang is cursed to never make it to live action
>>153931855Yep. Literal first episode he bum rushes Zuko with a spear, fully intending to kill him. He never hesitates even briefly.
>>153933840Dude puts on his war paint and goes to face an entire fire nation invasion of unknown size all on his own with nothing but a club. He's anything but a pussy.
>>153930237both. both is good
>>153933788makes sense if you have in mind those rumors about the LA show going for the zutara route this time
>>153916739I been having a fucking crush on azula and been fantasizing about having a family with her post avatar series and we would just travel around and avoid bounty hunters and angry earth niggers being mad at her.
>>153934336Don't stick your dick in crazy.
>>153934302even though I like Zutara I’m mainly hoping that comes true so they can do an truly batshit off the wall Live action Korra adaptation where Zaheer replaces Tenzin
>>153934367Why would Zaheer be the replacement when the dude couldn't even air bend until after harmonic convergence? That'd be like Sokka teaching water bending just because he's seen his sister do it.
>>153934452He knew the forms and movements, I assume they wouldn’t bother making an entirely new son of aang to do it
>>153934556>He knew the forms and movementsWhich is like what I said about Sokka teaching water bending.It's more likely for Korra to learn from an actual air bender via communing with Aang until Rava gets snuffed out than for a bending weeb to be her tutor.
>>153934367>ZaheerReminder that we saw his mom in the new movie btw it's the evil chick that got a face turn in the ending.
>>153934221Is toph able to use her seismic sense to see my boner? Or can she just sense the rock hard erection
>>153932120>aang>twinkHave you seen Aang in the movie? He's like a broader and leaner version of Saitama.
>>153936158everyone did after the leak, and he is still a massive twink, hence why no one cares that movie made him tall and fit as an adult. but at least they got rid of the korra jewface beird
>>153916739Avatar would be called Woke garbage if it came out today just for including the scenes of Sokka being a sexist pig, even if his whole arc as a character is to outgrow that.
>>153937515Where's Katara
>>153936302If anyone looked like a twink, it would be Sokka. Tell me how little Aang now completely dwarfs the Gaang (save for Tagah)
>>153934367if netflix ever makes a live action korra and somehow ends up being better than the actual cartoon it'd be like the ultimate spit in the faces of bryke and I'm all for it
>>153916739He just needs to grow his hair out like his sister and be a femboy
>>153939376Sokka is supposed to be a role model not a fucking femboy
>>153916739You're not supposed to? Not every character is meant to be a self insert.
>>153939417Fine, a manly femboy
>>153931597>>153933788>>153932150What eace should the Water Tribe be? Inuits don't look like that at all. You'd find a better time finding cute light skinned niggas then you are trying to find some Blue eyed smooth skinned Inuit.
>>153939376Would
>>153916739But he ends up in a relationship with a Mary Su(e)ki anyways, ending his lucky streak on the shittiest character
>>153939376>femboy this is where you miscalculated.
>>153939652Suki is in no way, shape, or form a Mary Sue.
>>153937575>>153916739Warrior woman are the exception that proves the rule.
>>153938654being a twink is not just a matter of looks. and aang is the tallest but not the most buff, that’s clearly zuko.
>>153939994I don't think she fits the definition per say but i understand why people would feel odd about her. Suki at 15 yo doing all that in prison against trained adult men was just over the top, I get she's a kyoshi warrior but as far as we know they've been larping for the vast majority of time and never actually fought a single real battle until zuko raided the village. Though if we're being fair almost all non benders being that strong is kinda bullshit, there's not a single advantage you get by being a non bender over benders but for some reason every non bender has this secret martial art they learned that let's them defeat multiple benders with ease. What prevents a bender from learning chi blocking? Or swords ? Or whatever suki learned that made her take down trained soldiers this easily.
>>153916739At the start of the series, Sokka pisses off Katara because of his sexist comments which led to her lashing out and them discovering Aang. Sokka goes from being an ignorant comic relief character to being a genius that used his boomerang to take out an enemy nobody else could beat.
Sokka didn't go for Toph, so he is clearly gay. The moon is just his beard.
>>153920300They also hate their mothers, Katara’s was killed, Toph’s was a helicopter parent and Zuko’s mommy ran away to get fucked by her childhood crush and forgot about her children she left with her abusive husband.
