Yesterday Peter and Uncle Ben had a prank war, Spider-Man beat up some mimes, and Magister pined over another giant strong woman>previous threadshttps://pastebin.com/PRQZVWtP
>>153920176I'm not looking forward to when BND comes and this garish and tacky text returns to advertise the story inside. Like I don't mind the idea of text like that but the choices of the text used during this era and during BND are goddamn ugly and some retard doesn't know how to compose an image. At least the some of the 90's and most of the comics during and before the 80's actually had text/fonts that fit or looked good. Most of the time.>>153920243>SET UP!Yeah tell me about it. We need these pages to tell use who Smythe is rather than I dunno, just getting to it faster.
Is Susan Strong anybody? It's a very comicbooky name
You could have gone to your science job more than once a monthYou could have sold pics to any other paper while the Bugle was on spider-hiatus
>>153920320Really not a fan of how Larsen is drawing Peter. He looks like JFK from Clone High
>>153920659It looks like three different people drew Peter on that page
>>153920681>>153920769Oh Jonah has a slayer on his head. The colourist fucked up and I thought they were trying to show him with a toupee or something
That's decent revenge
Marla was pretty cool about that happening
>>153920947>I've never believed you to be the villain that Jonah hasIsn't that literally how you two met?
>>153920176>giant strong womanHow many of those are there?
>>153921140Seems like a pretty major design flaw
>>153921207Smythe might be a genius, but no one said he was smart
>>153920586In Marvel, just Kelly's assistant. Wiki says only two appearances.Also the name of Tom Strong's mother, and a certain other giant strong woman in Adventure Time.
>>153920720>months backYou'd think with four people on story one of them would have a firmer grasp of comic book time.
>>153921102Never enough.
>>153921102In just these books?Bounty of courseDelilahStunnerThe occasional ShulkieTitania too but she doesn't really do it for me
>>153920667Some of those Spider-Slayers gave Peter a real hard time back in the day, there's no way that should be this easy. And did Marvel get the cover art for these two issues the wrong way around? The next issue's cover has all the old Spider-Slayers on it and this one has the new guy that shows up at the end.
Been a minute since we got a Stern book
>>153921664I really don't care for any of the new Sandman stories
>>153921727This is pretty much every new sandman story from here on out
>>153921790I know. The Wells one coming up is shit too
Alright, Norman's got another plan in motionBut it'll be a few days before we see it all play outEspecially because NO STORYTIME TOMORROWI got a concert to go to
>>153922148Thanks for storytiming, Magister!
>>153921790Do you feel accomplished Byrne?
>>153922148>Alright, Norman's got another plan in motion>EVIL TOOTHPASTE
>>153922657He might be on his medd but he's still crazy
>>153920260Never forget this guy started off as a fat slob who actually beloved MJ was Spiderman.
>>153920486So, NOW JJJ wants pictures again.
>>153920603>the mummyOh wow, more and more we are seeing bits of pop culture I recognize.
>>153920176>100 page monster >>153920681>ends at page 23
>>153920769>>153920828Yeah, it's making JJJ look like young Hitler.
>>153920832That's not how brain waves work....
>>153920976Well, yeah, but he offered her money. Just like everybody else he's hired for the job, it's just about the money.
>>153921790We'll get some good stuff right before One More Day, and around the time of Kindred.
>>153924208Do you really think Magister is going to keep going that long? Sure, the guy's storytimed UQ Holder, but at least that had an ending.
>>153924327It's not like I have stopping point in mindAs any of the previous hiatuses might tell you I might stop at any random issue
>>153924589You already exceeded my wildest expectations when you got to ASM 121
>>153920650Maybe the Bugle is the only rag willing to pay for his shitty, out-of-focus shots
>>153921398>Peter mooning two black people with his pasty white assIs this racist?
>>153920348>Not sure what she wants from meShe wants to get into your pants Pete, it's that damn simple.
>>153924589While most everyone understands that Current Year Spider-Man to be shit, a hundred people will give you a hundred different answers about when it turned that way. Eventually, you will find your answer to that question. Eventually, it will get to the point where it's not worth it; not because it not worth the two hour chunks of your life, but because it's not worth having to read them.You aren't reaching the asymptote, Magister. It's calculus and the limits of human virtue. Eventually, you will quit, and nobody can fault you for that.
>>153926294Well we're just over a third of the way through
>>153920442>>153920367>>153920348Kinda cute how Smythe's spiderbots are crawling all over the pages
>>153920586It seems Mackie finally decided what Sewards deal was going to be.Remarkably different from every other power display or hinted scheme mentioned before now, of course.
>>153920306Two things that always stick out to me with Larsen's art are the way he draws people talking like they're just smiling and boobs.
>>153920442Peter the widower getting women left and right wanting to ride the Parker Express.
>>153920622Never mind, the Randy Express will be taking these two passengers.
>>153921290Those cops sure did a good job arresting Sandman
>>153921164>what are you going to do? hit me with a bat?>t. guy hit by a bat
>>153922029Another abusive father backstory
>>153926033Peter canonically has a great ass. Getting approval from black people is like having an Italian like your homemade lasagna.
>>153921638One of these days Peter will end up in the DC universe and it'll be the best time of his life. Not some weird merge of two universes. Just Spider-Man in DC being a hero and being loved by everyone.
>>153921850Norman's fondness for blondes.
>>153920486What could he find under his mask?
>>153921365Americans don't keep their ice cream in the freezer? Or are their whole refrigerators below 0C?
>>153921426>Venom wuz fighting spider man>We wuz crimez and shieeeeeet
>>153921970>>153921983>>153922019>>153922029>>153922041>I was just so charmed by how rich he is
>>153928100We do. Maybe it's a fridge where it's just one door for the fridge and freezer. Don't ask me how that'd work.
>>153921850>>153921868>>153921886Yeah I guess he just got better from an ancient magical curse. Modern medicine is amazing!
>>153921694>Villain gets an intro box on the first page splashThat's cool as fuck. How common is that?
>>153922086It's the 1970s all over again.
