>Talk to as many women as you possibly can until you find one willing to go on a date with youAs long as you can take rejection, this is a solid strategy
>>153920785>first step is talk to womenthere is the problem
Juice ain't worth the squeeze.
dont know the talking to women is the hard part for somethe hard part is gauging an actual interest in a fling
Oh boy I can already tell this is a>click>hide threadType of thread that’s gonna be in the catalog for 463 posts and 3 days
>>153920785Why would I? I'm doing fine on my own.
I'm not 6 feet tall, so I will be rejected 100% of the time.
>>153920785People these days have video cameras with them at all times and are willing to upload video to the entire world. So people are more shy about these things. My older bro used to do it back in college. Would pick up random girls at bus stops and stuff this way.
If you're just looking for sex then the Boomhaur method might work. But you do not want to date any women willing to give their number to strangers.
>>153920785I hate women
>>153921107Why aren't you doing the Boomhauer method with men?
>>153921156I don't need to
>>153921096If they’re not willing to give their number to strangers, how will they ever find love?
>>153921468getting introduced and meeting people through family, friends, school, work or hobbies
>>153921586All those friends at school and work were strangers at one point
>>153921627strangers who are acquantices are better than randoms in public
>>153920785Unfortunately more women are well aware of this method now and call out creepers.
>>153921068This. Deviating even slightly from the status quo is going to get you recorded and put on Twitter or TikTok or some shit.
>>153921068>Reddit spacingDropped.
>>153922277nobody except Indians gives a shit about those websites
>>153921096>If you're just looking for sex then the Boomhaur method might work.Looking for love works too specially if you dont know what you are looking for. >But you do not want to date any women willing to give their number to strangers.Everyone is a stranger at some point. Thats the point of asking out and going on a date. It works both ways, a woman is giving you her number because she is taking a risk to get to know you the same way you are.
>>153920785>As long as you can take rejectionMost anons can't even take random anonymous posters on a website saying their opinions are dumb without getting super mad. You think these people can handle a woman shooting them down after they actively tried to put themselves out there?
>>153920785Boomhauer has four things going for him>Physically attractive>Extremely confident>Doesn't care about women at all>StupidYou need all four of these for his method to work. If you're not physically attractive, you'll end up socially blacklisted within a week tops.If you're not extremely confident, the minute a girl says "ew" or gives you the "really, loser?" look, you're fucking doneIf you care even a little bit about what women think and feel, you'll hate yourself after the first five rejectionsIf you're in any way, shape or form intelligent, you'll feel like a fucking moron.You need to have each of these cylinders firing for this method to even be an option to you.
>>153921068The other issue is that most guys, like even ones who had successful love lives in their 20s, all seem to be fundamentally just.. done with the idea of "approaching women" because that anxiety morphed into "wait a minute, this entire model of relationships where I have to consciously try to read subtle hints, take all the initiative and risk embarrassment in the name of closing the gap on their own lack thereof and their own anxiety is fucking stupid, I'm not gonna put effort into a woman who doesn't put effort into communicating with me or making me feel desired too."So we're seeing a large scale shift on how straight relationships work now
>>153922921thanks, ChatGPT
>>153922282Drop these
>>153922787Nah, you just need to be confident and capable or appear to be. Fake it till you make it as they say.
>>153921042Are you really?
>>153922558read >>153921817
>>153922921>wait a minute, this entire model of relationships where I have to consciously try to read subtle hints, take all the initiative and risk embarrassment in the name of closing the gapThat's called the game, anon, and unless you're a turboautist, it's fun. Here's a hint on how to play it: don't care what women think because they don't.
>>153920785>Why aren’t you doing the Boomhauer Method in real life?I already have a girlfriend
>>153920785I tell you huwhat
>>153924711Read my post again.
>>153920785>In my early thirties>Never dated anyone and working to become a 40 year old wizard virgin>All women within my age range are either psychos or severely damaged baby mamas lookin for a wallet for their crotch goblinsI missed that boat long ago, and even if I did meet someone, starting a family is out of the question. There's no fucking way in Hell I want to father a possible ChrisChan, Daniel Larson, Cyraxx, etc...If you're like me, which most of you are, learn to admit your situation. There's more dignity in it.
>>153924675Yeah
>>153920785Because you get kicked out of the store after the third woman.
>>153922921Well that and the second the relationship goes south or you have a shitty date she will go on twitter or tiktok and make up some story about how she was groomed or raped in an effort to have your life destroyed as an act of revenge.
Because I look more like Bill than Boomhauer.The episode where they contrive a cartoonishly convoluted plan for Bill to meet the jogging lady only for her to fall for Boomhauer instantly with no effort is the most realistic one of the series.
>>153925980But then bill motivated him when he was doubting himself
>>153920785I'm old, broken, and have no sense of self worth
>>153924728how could something that delays sex be fun?
>talk to women>cancelled/jailed for sexual harrasmentno thx
>>153924728>That's called the game, anon
>>153926003Of course Bill's attractiveness changes from episode to episode depending on the writer, sometimes he's rock bottom pathetic, sometimes he can pull MILFs. It's like Bobby's maturity, Hank's tendency to have a stick up his ass or Peggy's incompetence and overconfidence fluctuating.
>>153922371Look, jeets spew a lot of stupid stuff obsessing over relationship dynamics, but getting slandered in the digital town square has real consequences like doxxing and cancellation
I used too, in my youth. But I'm an old man now at 30, not as patient as I used to be.
>>153922921>this entire model of relationships where I have to consciously try to read subtle hints, take all the initiative and risk embarrassment in the name of closing the gap on their own lack thereof and their own anxiety is fucking stupid, I'm not gonna put effort into a woman who doesn't put effort into communicating with me or making me feel desired too.Statistically, zero straight women make the first move. Even women who have their eyes set on a specific guy will do no more than try to show up at locations or apps where he might be.This hasn't changed in 100 years.
I don't care about women.
>>153920785>>Talk to as many women as you possibly can until you find one willing to go on a date with youToo much work.
>>153920785Public rejection is a painful feeling. Nobody does cold approaching. Its a great way to have a shitty day
>>153926174lmao
If you do that today you'll just end up a target on on of those neighborhood watch apps that are effectively just gossip circles.
>>153926659*100,000 years
>>153925980Doesn't that lead to Boomhauer getting hit with rejection backlash just like Bill, or was that a different episode?
In addition to all the hard rejections, you're also going to get a lot of soft ones where you either get a fake number or they refuse to respond to you.The best way to go about it is learning how to read indirect language to see if she's interested in you and then approach. Hair touching, looking at you and then quickly looking away, that sort of thing.
>>153925970>>153921068>>153926556>>153927918
>>153928669Wut? The guys most famous for getting in trouble for harassing women? How does that make sense in response to those posts?
>>153924675I'm guessing anon has-Disposable income-No drama-His own decor-Free time-Isn't paying for someone else's kid-Can partake in entertainment he enjoys instead of real housewives.Sounds like he's doing fine.
>>153928735neither does AI, but at the same time we don't live in a perfect world. we live in a world where scams/Ponzi schemes like AI exist and people are making money off them, some of which even sponsor TV shows or podcasts so you have to pretend it's revolutionary world-changing tech.tl;dr sometimes you have to do stuff you know is bullshit because they're your boss
>>153928689>Indians have a point! >It's so unfair how often they have negative repercussions for being retarded creepsThis response is funnier.
>>153928950Fuck off with you deleted reply, anime bastard.
>>153928950What did he mean by this?
>>153928669I’m white and still get rejected every time I try to talk to women in public
>>153920785Because I don't care about going on dates, and never have.
>>153920785A kid at my school tried doing that and some girl's boyfriend beat him up. I don't know how many girls he tried to ask out before he stopped, but he got the number of two fat chicks and the number of a kind of qt girl that had already liked him anyway. No idea if they ever actually dated though.
>>153920785Girls will ignore unless you immediately start jestermaxxing and keep going just to keep their attention before they go back to thinking they have infinite options waiting for them on tinderYou can tell whoever wrote the episode grew up in a very time. You try that shit today in the mall and security will kick you out before too long
>>153921096>But you do not want to date any women willing to give their number to strangers.Lmao, this. Honestly, you don't even want to date a woman who is willing to use a dating app, most of the time.
>>153932410dating apps are just for prostitution/one night stands not serious relationships
>>153932410Where are you supposed to meet women anymore? I’ll go the mall occasionally, but I’m not just going to start walking up to every girl I see and start annoying them until I find someone who likes me like Boomhauer does
>>153932655Book stores and community college worked for me.
>>153932697NTA but how exactly do you approach and strike up conversation without being seen as a creep? You can't just ambush people.
>>153932697The way I dress will stand out really poorly in a book store, and I’m too old for college
>>153932708Pay attention to signals. >>153928636
>>153932756Sounds like a choice you're making. Not my problem that you refuse to help yourself.
>>153932708>NTA but how exactly do you approach and strike up conversation without being seen as a creep?Do you actually want to know, or are you like every other virgin anon who wants to poke holes in good advice so you can pretend it's too hard and have an excuse not to try?
>>153932875I actually want to know. Genuinely, give me a hand here.
>>153920785buyh
>>153926598>in my youthBro you're 30, not 85, stop larping.
>>153920785I tried, I got fired. And no I wasnt retarded and hit on woman on the job, but I worked for a big office and didnt even realize I was hitting on women from work while I was hanging at a theatre/arcade combo place. They reported me to hr the following monday saying they didnt feel comfortable around me. I didnt even say anything sexual to these women, in fact one of them I wasnt even talking to, I was trying to flirt with her friend who didnt even work with us.
>>153920785>Mr. Boomhauer, I'm pretty sure this is not the way to find true loveSure you might get a random woman to say yes. But now you're with some random woman.
>>153933005>Fired for talking to women off the clock.How is that legal?
>>153933103It's partly why guys don't approach women as much these days. Guys carry almost all the risk associated with it, if you ask a woman out and she happens to not be into it, she now has casus belli to fuck up your life. A lot of guys feel that's not worth it.
>>153932850I love ima remote town in the middle of the desert and the only think to do drive down to VegasMost guys arent just rizzing up he huzz in bars or whatever you seem to think people are doing to meet
>>153933177>I love ima remote town in the middle of the desert and the only think to do drive down to VegasWell, that's what we tell ourselves, isn't it Boomhauer?
>>153933202I go to work, gym, and the grocery store. There’s nowhere to meet people in my town
>>153926086NTA but sometimes the journey, not just the destination, is rewarding, too.
>haven't dated in a decade>give the hinge app a try>write about how autistic i am>browse and send likes to 4-5 girls>wake up turn data on phone>i got a like from a new girl>reply and ask what kind of books she read>turn off data and leave for workmight turn data back on tomorrow and see if you has replied
>>153933268>see if you has replied
>>153932896Step 1. Don't worry too much about failure and remember that everyone is a social person and your presence in public is not an annoyance or an imposition. This will help you be confident.Step 2. Find woman and walk up to her. If there's something about her that is genuinely interesting, start with that.>Hey, I read that too. What did you think of x part?>Hey, I like your shirt>Just wanted to say I think you're prettyStep 3. Give her grace as she processes what you're saying to her. There's a dozen things that run through a person's mind when they're approached in public. You're fine, don't panic. Step 4. Follow up and keep the conversation going, don't worry too much about being funny or interesting. Just talk about what you enjoy talking about.From there, just chat and enjoy yourself. If you're both having fun ask for her number so you can keep talking later, and let it go easily if not, because big part of this is failing and trying again.
>>153932708>NTA but how exactly do you approach and strike up conversation without being seen as a creep? You can't just ambush people.boomers did it, so can you
>>153933177>the only think to do drive down to VegasYou could also try learning how to speak my fucking language properly. That's a good place to start.
>>153933319Boomers had an entirely different dating culture and didn't have to worry about getting recorded and smeared on social media. I'm not saying there isn't a way to do it, but "pull yourself up by your bootstraps sonny!" isn't it.
>>153933254That’s what they tell stupid people
>>153933312Okay this is actually pretty good common sense stuff, thank you. A lot of this really SHOULD come naturally, it's grim that it doesn't. >Hey, I read that too. What did you think of x part?Basic but practical.
twice i've fallen in love with a girl at worki stand outside the door to her office and spend minutes trying to go inside and talk to her, it's like physical pain i manage to talk to her a couple of times for a week or two, finally ask her out and get declined
>>153933340"Why cook when I can buy a big mac" ass mentality
>>153933328>He made a grammar error! Now I can ignore everything this person says and argue about semantics Go ahead, it just tells me I’m right and women are bitches
>>153933340>If I don't understand the concept, it means I'm too smart to get it.
>>153924728Once you have a bit of game it can be fun sure. However, that means you have to talk to women, and a lot of them have shit game like >>153922921 talks about. You end up in a spot where the only reason you'd talk to a woman is for sex, which unfortunately is the only thing a lot women bring to the table. Even then most women are awful at sex and just lay there. >>153921068Also the whole idea of being afraid of being #metoo'd for approaching women is retarded. As long as your arent the elephant man and dont act like a complete sperg you'll usually be fine. Women are a lot more afraid of confrontation than you and wont do shit. That's not even getting into the likelihood of being filmed in the first place and furthermore it ACTUALLY effecting you. This is like not driving because you're afraid some retard will crash into you and ruin you. If you're afraid to approach women, that's fine because it's nerve wracking if you lack experience. But don't make an excuse of some stupidly improbably event.
>>153933386>twice i've fallen in love with a girl at workI blame anime and modern storytelling for this bullshit. You're not in love and you don't get a "I finally confessed my feelings to my dream girl/guy" moment in a relationship unless it's built on mutual delusion and mental illness. The whole concept of "confessing your feelings" is retarded. Love is built over time by connection and understanding of the other person, not because they get your dick hard and give you butterflies. That's infatuation and it's not how adults form relationships.
>>153933388Going around in circles and never getting what you want isn’t very fun unless you’re retarded
>>153933516You just make women uncomfortable because you very clearly just want to use them for sex.
>>153933516>and never getting what you wantMaybe it shouldn't be all about what you want, anon.
>>153933574If it’s not, then what’s the fucking point?
>>153933588Two people are involved in sex and you think you're the only one who matters. You'll never see the point until you change that mindset.
>>153928965Why do you think of Indians unprompted? Are you projecting?
>>153933646>unpromptedRead the reply chain, Sanpar.
>>153933336>and didn't have to worry about getting recorded and smeared on social mediasocial media is irrelevant IRL. quit browsing /r9k/ and get some fresh air.
>>153933637My mindset is that it’s fucking miserable to be successful and single at 33. Every girl I match with on tinder has some bullshit like >fat>kids>broke>court dates
>>153933684You may not use it but normies definitely do.
>108 posts>10 IPs
>>153933698>tinderThere's your problem.
>>153933721You’re not going meet women by cold approaching them. Just give up on that. The world you grew up is gone, you old bitch. You have to use apps unless you got someone else playing matchmaker for you
>>153933711It's almost like it's a conversation with the same people contributing over time, anon. But, do you think that's possible?
>>153924675doing alright
Don't give up. Some day you'll meet a post-wall Waffle House cook with two mulatto kids who thinks your stableincome is the sexiest thing in the world.
>>153933848You forgot to mention she has blown-out gauges and pussy
Lot of pessimistic posting from people who create their own issues.
>>153933916>>153933848this isn't about women per se, it's a projection of his trailer trash mom that he hates, which is probably the main reference point he has for women
>>153934023Kill yourself, pilpuller.
And there's the race bait. Nice thread while it lasted.
>just like le talk to women!women have as much if not more exposure to the same retarded internet relationship demoralization crap that all of (You) do that made you retarded and frankly I'm sick of navigating a world filled with people who are toddlers clear up until they die of old age. the vast majority of people completely fucking suck and pretty much all the effort I've ever invested into any relationship (girlfriend, friends, family) has been wasted or even actively converted into my detriment. I'm fucking good.
>>153922282>Literally not reddit spacingYou're an absolute faggot. Its not Reddit Spacing unless its double-spaced, not single-spaced.
>>153934119Thanks for taking the time to interact with people to tell them how much you hate being around people, maybe next time you can cut out the middle man and just jack off in your bedroom without talking to anybody.
>>153934164well then I'd miss people actively sperging out at the idea of someone calling out how shit and terrible they are like this right here. that's one of the small joys of the world, watching retards sperg out.
>>153934194You sound like a massive faggot and I bet you're a complete fucking spaz irl. Typically the people have such concentrated misanthropy are maladjusted freaks who are coping about how shitheaded they are.
>>153934194I'm watching one right now... and loving it.
>>153934233>Typically the people have such concentrated misanthropy are maladjusted freaks who are coping about how shitheaded they are.To be fair, the other anons ITT getting in their own way and complaining about how hard it is to talk to people are doing the same thing, just not to such an exaggerated degree.
>>153934253Hope the negative attention you're getting here makes up for your sad life bro.
>>153920785it doesn't work. most women are immediately suspicious of any man that approaches. talking to more and more women will increase your success rate but we are talking about maybe 1 or 2 out of a 100. you would waste a significant amount of time and energy just for something that probably won't go anywhere cause you don't shit about some random chick. the overwhelming successful strategy is have a massive friends group and hope networking pays off. its just like a fucking job search. networking pays off faster than just randomly sending applications to everyone
>>153933005Not to be a Monday morning quarterback but don't victims of this ever attempt to defend themselves? Not even talking about taking things to court but simply arguing that you didn't say anything creepy, meant no harm, that at worst it was an awkward moment but awkward situations occur even in non-romantic contexts, and if there is any chance of a lesser punishment?
>>153934233>>153934253>i-i-it can't be us who are massively retarded, coming to 4chan routinely to talk about how impossible dating is even though everyone has never been more isolated and starved of social interaction (thus also making them complete fucking losers)!>i-i-it must be that the guy saying these inconceivable things is the problem!
>>153934282delusional schizo babble
>>153934308>pointing out the pattern of /adv/ tier threads leaking into every online space because every single person in the modern world is pants on head retarded is schizo babbleshiggy
>>153934266It's not quite the same, one's real anxieties and slight bitterness at the dating climate and the other is severe narcissism.
>>153934324you are delusional
>>153934328I think they're both just different levels of narcissism. Being bitter at the dating climate implies you believe you deserve more instead of adapting to the conditions and overcoming. Narcissist shit right there, but mild.
>>153934343>its delusion to realize everyone is retarded and generate all the problems of the modern world by their retardation and then willingly bow out of participation.>it's schizo babble to identify these interactionss h i g g y
Was it really worth it, anons?
>>153931368sounds like he won bigly two large prizes and one legendary
>>153934468Her father paid him her weight in silver.
>>153934277I fucked up by being reclusive in my 20’s, and all the girls I’m still friends with have nobody to set me up with. I ask my friends if their wives can help me out and I still get nothingI’m stuck having to cold approac women at bars and praying to god they like my style
>>153934516>$76.28 per ounce>she looks about 400lbsI'd think about marrying a land whale for half a million.
>>153934546Nobody actually sets their friends up with anybody. That's a trope from movies and TV. Think about it, anon, do you want to be the one blamed by two people when things go wrong? Of course not. So dash any hope you have of a relationship being handed to you that way.
>>153934588The "how did you meet your partner" statistics all you retards love to wave around so much claim something like 40-70% of relationships start by friend recommendations depending on the year.
>>153934588They absolutely do that. Most people I know in relationships met their SO from their friend groupsRunning the gauntlet on tinder and working up courage to approach strangers at bars is absolute misery
>>153934618>all you retards love to wave around so muchYou seem like a pleasant person. Can't imagine why you're having difficulties.
>>153934646I've never had difficulties. not being shitty is easy. I choose to be shitty to you retards specifically because you're the worst of the lot.
Would upset my wife. Even before she and I met, I never had to really go out of my way to meet-then-meat ladies.
>>153921046I'm >>153934835 and 6'1 lol
>>153920856Excuses
>>153921046Excuses
>>153934644>Running the gauntlet on tinder and working up courage to approach strangers at bars is absolute miseryYour problem for choosing to meet women that way, Patel.
>>153921817Why?I think you’re just making excuses
>>153920785This works. Anybody not doing this is simply making excuses because they are afraid.
>>153934911There’s no other way to meet women where I live, Khumar
I'm 32, and I never EVER asked a girl out. Growing up, I remember more than once girls liking me, and one even confessed to me, other said she would have being my gf if I have asked her before she got a bf. All qts.I pussied out and did nothing with such informations. I have no idea what to do, its hard to me to imagine that someone would have interest in ME. I really want to have a family. I have no idea what to do. This is a cry for help by the way, help me out /co/. Also my height is 5'5, but this shouldn't bother me too much because I have seem guys with my height having gfs. Even fucking Chris Chan has a gf.
>>153934947this is my theory too i never had the chance to do this strat because i got a gf like 8 years ago and we are still together
>>1539349775’5 is rough and there’s probably nothing you can do about it, but just getting in the gym and dressing nicer will make you feel better
>>153934977Shame, if you only stayed in your homeland in Uttar Pradesh or whatever instead of moving to a Western country your family I'm sure would make an arranged marriage for you.
>>153935011Not indian. I'm mexican, and live in mexico. I also make money in dollars, so I'm quite wealthy by mexican standarts, I have 3 apartments. >>153934998Been doing it.
>>153935260Do you have a small penis too?
>>153935260>i earn in dollarswhats your job bro wanna start doing it
>>153935294Last time I heard any doctor comment on it, she said that my penis was big for my size. Other commented on my balls being big once(?) but I was a teenager in both cases. >>153935300I do code, make apps, work from home, so I'm alone at home most of the day.
>>153922921Coming up on 11 years and my wife and I had our first fight a few months ago because I'm not a mind-reader.I texted her one Thursday in February that I was gonna go shopping (I wfh, she has an office 9-5 to go to daily so I have the luxury of "working" on my phone while browsing aisles) and that I was thinking of buying XYZ while out. She was excited to get to try celtuce and turning it into a slaw, which she did that night.But when she got home, she was a annoyed I bought so much produce (22ish lbs of fruit and veg) but we're a plant forward, "ingredients household" so I figured it'll get used up quickly. But that Saturday? Saturday is our shopping day so when I said that "since we have so many groceries already, why don't we go do something else instead of shopping?" she got pissed, particularly because I suggested dimsum.First, it was an issue that I "unilaterally decided" to skip Saturday shopping so I said that we can still buy eggplants or whatever the shit she wants. Dimsum is right by the supermarket. "BUT THE HOUSE IS ALREADY FULL!"Like… what? You got upset that I said we didn't need to go and now you're saying that we can't go, anyway? Okay. Clearly, there's some other shit going on and I can't decipher it with what little information I have here.So she took our kid outside to watch him climb then came back in.We talked.Dimsum = bad b/c food in house needs eating. Upset b/c overwhelmed with options; our Saturday shop = her time to shut her brain off. Also, stressed about going through all the veg, mostly greens, before they go off.They're only a few dollars worth of groceries so I don't see it as that big of a deal if we lose a few spinach leaves (bought 3lbs of it that Thursday, I recall) but she didnt grow up with strong food security so the possibility of that shrinkage was legitimately "triggering"And she was upset that I didn't "get" that. Not a mind reader, but her explanations made some sense once she actually made them.
>>153935429To be clear, her explanations didn't make logical sense. They're emotional. They made emotional sense. They're still batshit coocoo reasons but I get why that whole thing was triggering, even if it's not logical. Emotions aren't logical. That's why they're emotions.
>>153935011jeet derangement syndrome
>>153935429>>153935470Nice blog. Why didn't you just beat her?
>>153937244That would be assault. Or battery? Not sure. Not good, either way.
>>153924728>Relationships are a game to womenAnd you wonder why strict sanctions were imposed on women for the entire record of human history.
>>153933066>But now you're with some random woman.Love the one you're with
You niggas are depressing
>>153920785I touch flowers and they wilt. Anything that depends on me gets neglected and abused once I become bored of it. It’s better to stay alone.
I have schizoid personality disorder so I don't care
>>153940196No I don't.
>>153920785As long as you are okay with dating a girl that accepts any random creepy dude's request for a date then I guess it is a solid strategy.
>>153940196>>153940209lel
>>153920785I did and now I'm engaged
>>153934468I never regret giving up and not getting married. They're all whores these days. They just don't tell you if they sense you're not OK with it and when they tell you they get mad if you act disgusted. I am not going to commit to someone whoś been pumped and dumped by dozens of strangers. At this point I can assume any woman sucked dick for money like a literal prostitute. Every single man I know who got married is fucking miserable.I miss sex sometimes but sex is also overrated T B H and it's not like I can fuck teenagers like I'm still in HS. the time for sex is over
>>153934281the is issue is once this process is started, theres not much the accused can do because its allot of she said vs I said, the company will always side with the woman because they can cause a media storm and get discrimination lawyers involved. In my case I live in a "right to work" state and that basically means the company doesnt officially even need to give a reason to fire me even if we all know the reason. Sure if I really wanted too, I probably couldve gotten a lawyer and fought it...and cost me thousands of dollars, sleepless nights, and a year of uncertainty as bills stack up while I try to manage court dates and interviews.
>>153922787>If you're in any way, shape or form intelligent, you'll feel like a fucking moron.Ironic, you speak of confidence but confuse intelligence with insecurity.
>>153920785Because it's a joke from a cartoon you gigaautist
>>153933386>spend minutes trying to go inside and talk to her, it's like physical pain You already failed. Just go in and say hi and wing it
>>153943921You're right, I wasn't thinking when I wrote that and I forgot about media firestorms like what happened at Activision and Space X. Hope you picked yourself back up after all that.
>>153940209>>153941969Anon, schizoid isn't the same thing as schizo...
Getting rejected repeatedly kind of gets to you after awhile >>153921068This too
>>153922282Fucking retarded poser bitch Reddit spacing is double space. What an absolute dip shit you are
>>153942136>now I'm engagedTransfer all your shit to your mom's name or something.Marriage is a contract where the woman is incentivized to break it and the man gets nothing.
>>153920785Isn't that basically considered sexual harassment in these times? You'll be a registered sex offender by the end of the day.
>>153933336>worry about getting recorded and smeared on social media.What the fuck psycho dumbfuck approach are you planning? Just be normal
>>153945930>Just be normalHe is. He's not approaching strangers to hit on them. It's abnormal to do that these days. There's apps that have co-opted romance.
Don't try to learn real-life behavior from emulating fictional characters from cartoon shows, you idiots.
>>153934119>>women have as much if not more exposure to the same retarded internet relationship demoralization crap that all of (You) do>gigatons of attention, compliments and money form all kind of menyeah
What do you think of Boomies haul?
>>153938798>>153937244God that'd be so hot>"SPINACH?!? YOU WANT TO THROW THIS WHOLE SHIT IN CHAOS OVER FUCKING SPINACH?!? YOU-">*POW*>*BAMP*>"YOU STUPID">*WOP*>"FUCKING">*PANK*>"BITCH!!!">punching her face over and over as her face gets more scrunched up and tears and her yelps turn to screams as she slacks against your hand full of her hair, and she pisses herself and gurgles snot and tears>drop her to the ground and she's sobbing, trying to wipe her face, crying stopHoHoHooooop>pull her head up to look at me as I take my pants off, crotch bulging at her broken self>"Since you can't HANDLE thinking, and you LOVE turning your brain off, here's some simple commands to follow. Spread your holes and call me daddy, or I'll fucking kill you with a screwdriver.">fuck her tear-streaked face, makeup smudged with beautiful shiners>"That's it, that's what you are. That's what girls like you are for.">Nut in mouth>Nut in ass>Nut in pussy>Nut in mouth making her clean herself off>regular punches all the way through, more if she fights back>drag her to bed and fuck her more>lock her to the bed until the morning so she doesn't think something else stupid >keep her inside and isolated from anyone for a week>make her wear a collar and have no input in the family>have happy simple family life
>>153934879You can actually wind up getting the cops called on you in this day and age anon
>>153933751>You have to use appsYeah well they don't work so forget it.
>>153946025>Don't try to learn real-life behavior from emulating fictional characters from cartoon shows, you idiots.i think a lot of kids learned the wrong life lessons from cartoons and became emotionally stunted and unable to talk to women.
>>153920785Hes not ugly thats why he never develops a negative rep doing this
>>153921014kek, yeah
>>153946450It's a lot simpler than that, the truth is that women have all the social leverage/power, have been taught to hate men, and so use all their leverage/power to attack and abuse them, which scared them off.
>>153947813>>>/r9k/
