I could fix him
>>153923762only a BBC could fix him
>>153924017Big Badass Coolguy
How?
>>153923762With catnip?
Fix what?He did nothing wrong?>Adopted as a child >Trained all his life to be the ultimate weapon >Grow up>Some fucking turtle trolls you and says you're not worthy to get this empty scroll>Tells you to go kys
>>153924281He sure looks innocent when you forget that he went on a rampage against innocent people and that he was already a strong fuck.
>>153923762>>153924281He seemed pretty chill in Kung Fu Panda 4, maybe being dead made him nicer, same goes for the rest of the villains
get tf off /co/ lol
>>153924423Oogway killed more people than Tai long And the only reason he even made Po the dragon warrior is because he has a hard-on for Pandas And pandas in general are some sort of special fucking ultra spirit race in the movies. Literally >Hard work doesn't matter>Just be born special to a segregated superior life form There was also Zero Reason for oogway to not give him the shitty scroll, he was literally just trolling
>>153924552On this episode, anon bends the fuck out of the movies story to blame anyone but the power hungry kung fu master with slightly understandable reasons.
>>153924605Tai lung was literally 45 when he got trolled by oogway. For all of his childhood and adult life he was literally used as a weapon to keep the peace of the valley, fighting life and death missions against the endless amount of bandits that lived just outside the town. Think about how many people he had to kill to persevere that peace. So all those residents could continue to live in peaceful valley while oogway takes all the credit. A living weapon >Now you get to be the dragon master and earn your peace teaching kung fu to the next generation >Actually, lol no. This fat retard gets it instead lolHe should have burned down the entire town with all of its residents
>>153924646Anon, are you seriously angry over this fanfic you made up in your head? Tai Lung is just a student Shifu grew attached to and hyped up a the dragon warrior, but (KFP 3 retcons aside) was evil at heart and as such not worthy of being called the dragon warrior and threw a deadly fit over it, proving his evilness.I know he's a cool character whose backstory is sympathetic when taken out of context but holy hell you make Kung Fu Panda sound like an edgy chinese comic.
>>153924447or MAYBE Kung Fu Panda 4 was just poorly written, ever think about that?
