Heathcliff is in Death Battle
All women job to the COCK and RAPE.Yup yup, composite fiction women can't handle even a SINGLE COCK or even RAPE. Speaking of which...
>Yujiro vs Ingrid
What if one of them kicks you in the ballswhat then
>>153938455WOMEN have a much higher win rate vs Men than Men have vs WOMEN on Death Battle.That's right. Misogynistic loser incels BTFO!WOMEN RAPE and GAPE MEN and their entire verses.Sorry, moids. The FUTURE of Death Battle is FEMALE.Death Battle Episodes where WOMEN WON over MEN:> Boba Fett vs Samus Aran (TWICE)> Starscream vs Rainbow Dash> Gaara vs Toph> Meta vs Carolina>Tracer vs Scout> Lara Croft vs Nathan Drake> Thor vs Wonder Women> Carnage vs Lucy> Dragonzord vs MechaGodzilla> Mob vs Tatsumaki> Gray vs Esdeath> Reds vs Blues (Moids helped)> Steven Universe vs Star Butterfly> Killua vs Mikasa> Blade vs BuffySCOREBOARD! SCOREEBOARD! BOVNDLESS QVEENS WIN
he won.
No one can defeat him
3 QUEENs and a slut...
>>153938473...the 0-3 competition
>>153938467you'd die if Garfield did ityou'd go to super meat hell if Heathcliff did it
>>153938493Hello, Ultraman Zero.What are your options on women?
>>153938469TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEE!
>>153938496>...the 0-3 competition Won against GonWon against Superman 3 times when you don't let spiteful losers do research.Goku has the highest win streak in Death Battle
>>153938479
>>153938502>All human women are equally beautiful and their lives are ultra precious!
>>153938486*and a REIMU
>>153938526>Goku meltdown about Superman's wins>Complains about no research and using DBX gon fight which specifically has no research for a pointTardku...
>>153938530biblical accurate heathcliff when?
Krillin, Krypto, Squirrel Girl, Cirno, Tails, Atreus, Kitan, Wyzen, and Genos.
holy fuark... Bleach is such a powerful verse...
>>153938555>which specifically has no research for a pointIncorrect. DBX asks you to use your powerscaling knowledge to determine. Every voter does research and knows the results. If anything, DBX is more canon because we have thousands if not millions of researchers.
>>153938543MY FUARKING HEROOOOOOOOO!
>>153938469>> Boba Fett vs Samus Aran (TWICE)The first episode, and Death Battle immediately showed its ass as fraud shit. Bring back Screwattack.
>>153938549That's Marisa's hand btw
>>153938575>character who's power is to RETCON THINGS OUT OF EXISTENCE>has to keep making up bullshit excuses for why she can't just delete the villainsKubo is such a filthy hack. Orihime got done so dirty.
>>153938586DBX LITERALLY states it has no research every video. You're coping hard and your whole "no research on actual death battle" complaint makes you a complete hypocrite tard.
>>153938586So, using that same logic, a third of scholars thought that Gon, a kid that even with his ultimate power up cant scale to city, could beat Kid Goku?Also, if you were smarter, you would realize that, under DB logic, Saitama beats Goku too.
canon btwe
>>153938207>Denying the immutable authority of CANON battle because his sissy heroine is a weaklingNah, and mind you even in-canon Blunder Woman is a huge jobber and a bum most of the time so really it can't be helped.Our waifus may have a place in our hearts, but they have no place in the HALL of the STRONG, and the sooner you learn this crucial truth the sooner you may cease having your heart broken when your waifu is humbled by the mighty and the powerful.Wanting your waifu to fight is kind of keked anyways when you think about it, why would you fantasize about her fighting and getting destroyed by some boundless BEAST when you could fantasize about her welcoming you home and making you (or your self insert hero i guess if you're a shipfag) dinner when you return home after emerging victorious from putting down that very same beast?
>>153938425A little dab'll do this thread.
>>153938425Ingrid (futa)Athena Asamiya (futa)Who's winning?
Can we agree on one thing? Namely Denji would be a villain in JJK. Mostly because he doesn’t care enough about life to be considered a hero
>>153938659>1/3rd of scholars are retardedStatistically this was inevitable.
>me whenever a powerscaler spews incomprehensible drooling slop out of their retard mouth
>>153938741
>>153938736Scissorman
>>153938425>GaturroKek
>>153938486sanae...BEAST!BEAST!BEAST!
>>153938794Vs The ROCK!
>>153938829Scissors bros I dont think we have the best track record against rocks....
>>153938846Post Rocks defeating Paper.
>>153938872>PaperOh FUG
>>153938829The Rock would beat the shit out of him.
>>153938486>3 ANAL QVEENS and a six hole slutFVARK!
>>153938829
redman
Why is Goku hiding behind his bull Saitama again?
>>153938923
>0-3 against Superman>has to pity win mid-diff a street tier (in a popularity contest)>has to hide behind Saitamakek what a weakling! No wonder FRAUDnic and WEAKmu rape and gape him and his entire verse!
>>153938741Nah, he'd be your average sorcerer as far as mindset is concerned. Plus his bro Yuji would even him out.
>>153938940https://streamable.com/xsveu4
Superman jobs every day of the week. Goku obviously beats him. End of story. If you still see Death Battle as law then you're a loos cause. Post canon pics.
I genuinely don't see how this is supposed to be fun. IS it supposed to be fun? Cause you all seem fucking miserable.
>>153939003
>>153939017I don’t know what actually animates the half+ of these threads to indulge in being the most /b/ like garbage posters on the site but I swear there are some people here who ‘want’ the vs threads to be more genuinely in the weeds of discussing hypothetical nerd fights for the fun of it like it is with every other geeky loser forum.
>>153939017It's only miserable when your hero loses. I'm haing the best nights of my life here.
Garfield has the advantage so long as it isn't Monday
>>153939077
>constant ai traceku copingsuperman mindbroke the goku fag beyond repair
What's the difference between a realm, dimension, and universe?
>>153939017You ain't seen nothing yet. This Sunday expect either non stop 0-3man posts or anons making "pity win" jokes (no one actually gives a fuck if Yuji wins or losses).
>>153939013>post canon picsoknow lets see the inmeasurable speed of Goku
>>153939013>Post canon pics.
Say it withj meCAAAAAANNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN
>banned from The Halls for mocking their discord thread-celeb worshipWhat a stupid, backwards place.
>>153939227>now lets see the inmeasurable speed of Goku>UH...I NEED AN AI TO TRACE MORE OF MY MASTER SUPERMAN'S FEATS BECAUSE I'M FEATLESS AGAINST MY BVLL.
>>153939017I'm being completely serious when I say these threads are one of 3 things in my life keeping me from killing myself. This rote shit posting is one of the only things I have left to live for. It'll probably get taken away from me too like everything else I like too.
>withj
>Decimates every named Space Marine and Spartan
>>153939173>realmfaggot and pretentious name for a dimension or a universe>dimension depends on the context, can be a "superior reality" or just an alternate space inside an universe or a layer of a cosmology. Nakime (KnY) or Knov (HxH) have their own dimensions , but that doesnt mean they are super strong or shit like that. A dimension can be infinite or just small. >universethe basic physical space, some authors decide that a universe can be an allternative timeline (marvel), a mere phyiscal space inside the existance (Dragon Ball) or a total clusterfuck of both (DC).
Why is 0-3ku the Sub-Ice/Sub-Laser Saiyan hiding behind Saitama (who is 2-0 against him as seen by the CANON ONE MINUTE MELEE)
>0-3>J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-JJUST IGNORE THE CANON DBX
>>153939341more canon pics? alright
I could EASILY mid-diff Gon...and my 2-0 MASTER could EASILY DEFEAT my other 3-0 MASTER
>>153939424Dragon Ball forgot it's supposed to be LOW COMPLEX MULTIVERSAL ™
Bring me THE ROCK
>>153939451>https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Rock_(WWE)You called? Post FEATs. PaperFAG
>>153938681Woah, moids sure talk a lot of shit... I'm sure they have the DB records to back up all this big talk... Right?
>>153939447>3-0 MASTERwho, samus?
I wonder if we can get the Goku-schizo to acknowledge that his precious action figure is a terrible person. Though honestly, that's probably part of the appeal for him.
>leave the entire Undertale verse to us!
>>153939480Superman, who is currently 3-0 against Goku.Also you do realize Saitama lost to Popeye right? He only happens to incidentally beat Goku twice in One Minute Melee.
>W-W-WELL GOKU IS-The guy who beat Superman. 3 times.
>>153939519And?
>>153939013What the fuck? Gemini can gen this but when I ask it to take off some anime girl's shoes the filter fucks me over?
>>153939510Holy FVARK they even dressed up the part as maids and houseservants.>>153939519Wow can we see Goku beating Superman in any official Death Battle media?
>>153939519>The guy who beat Superman. 3 times.I also had that dream
>Gokek once again hallucinating BVLLtama's 3 wins against BVLLperman (DBX, OMM, MightyRaccoon) as his ownWhy is he like this?
Everyone rightly shits in the senzu bean thing, but this nonsense really needs more attention. Fuck you, Goku.
Nigga living in a parallel reality
>>153939510Why did they never make an episode with that series pairing? It could have done well
Bro's verse is 0-1 against Invincible and he's trying to argue he scales to Saitama
Eternal reminder: https://youtu.be/HTKCtyD8kBY?si=a0QqkxvIKiT8CW2J
If death battle does scp-682 vs Doomsday how will comicfags cope around doomsday almost non-existant feats?
>>153939646Same way they always do, by Chainscaling him to the entire cosmology
>>153939591That is proven false later in his battle against kid buu, buu wasnt getting tired and goku could obliterate him with a Kamehameha
>>153939646I will never understand how SCP ever got caught up in powerscaling shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=083ejSVz8DAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r4IlyZSG-Y
4-0 KING
Can someone link me the DB, DBX or OMM episode in which Goku beats Saitama or Superman? I can only find Goku losing again and again and even picking up strays against Spongebob too...please don't tell me his only canon win was against Gon...
>>153939735>please don't tell me his only canon win was against Gon...so.... you're telling me he isn't 0-3?
>>153939694Really bad writers. Every author these days wants to have the biggest, evilest, most powerful SCP ever.
>>153939755No he's actually 1-6 I think? Maybe even more.
>>153939758Thats not true, only comicfags would believe that
>>153939591my HERO is Superman but i read DB and DBZ and holy shit, the quality commits suicide the moment Goku returns to Earth. You cant convince this manchild is the same dude that murdered Piccolo Daimaku in cold revenge, the warrior that was balancing his warrior soul with his obligations as Earth defender agaisnt Piccolo, the same father that was shocked when his son was kidnapped, the dude that felt remorse over letting Vegeta live or the hero that felt the horror when even the Genki ball couldnt kill Freezer.
So now that we established Goku is an MHA-tier fraud that has to pick on street tiers for a pity win and currently has AT LEAST 6 losses on CANON Battle, what now?
>>153939758>content farm secondaryStarting to think you people are genuinely illiterate with how you aggressively refuse to read.
If you’re going to rape the environment with AI, at least use it for portraying CANON events like this.
>>153939823>>153939789>Angry SCPfags
>>153939790>the dude that felt remorse over letting Vegeta liveThat never happens.Goku has always prioritized a good challenge over being a hero, speedy.
>>153939790Poor Trunks. He grew up hearing all these stories about the great hero Goku. And then he actually gets to meet him, only to find that he's a drooling retard.
Rock could easily defeat paper if you take gravity and mass scaling into effect
>>153939694>Okay, I've got this cool idea for a horror monster, what if everytime you tried to kill it, it adapted to whatever you did to it.>Oh wow that sounds rad, make it.>*timeskip to some random other people>Yo guys, what would happen if we put that adapting murder monster in a fight?>Hell yeah, great idea.
>>153939839Says the comicfag
>>153939882Same as always. Someone comes up with a good idea, and someone else comes along and misses the point.
>>153939952>Raping MarkThat's easy. Anyone can do that.
>>153939988There's no way in hell they'll actually keep the rape scene.
>loses to Superman>loses to Saitama>loses to Invincible>loses to Marvel>loses to DC>loses to Mario>loses to Sonic>loses to Kratos>loses to Touhou>loses to Ultraman>loses to Godzilla>loses to Kamen Rider>loses to Super Sentai>loses to Power Rangers>loses to Saint Seiya>loses to Pokemon>loses to Digimon>loses to Yugioh>loses to Spongebob>loses to Popeye>can beat Hunter x HunterHaha that's our hero Goku for you...
>>153940045MVLTIVERSAL TRVTH NVKE
>>15393842580s Slice of Life Heathcliff or modern Surrealist Heathcliff?
>>153940045*also loses to Bejita*also loses to Cell
>>153940045More than half of this is correct, sadly
>>153940005Why not? They've already shown kids getting mutilated on screen they don't give a shit
>>153940045Take out>loses to PokemonReplace it with>loses to Hunter x Hunter
>>153940045Look at all those mountains to climb!
>search gemini>9 results
>>153940045The funniest part is that they genuinely gave Kratos a bigger universe size than Goku...
>>153940045S-spawnbros???
>>153940045Hilariously, given general stats, ALL of these are true except Invincible, who is still 1-0 against DBZ on DB.
>>153939227Fun fact. That feat was done because the universe was having strokes after the speed of light was broke.
>>153939843
>>153940274Shitper tards don't read the original work.
>>153938425God, I want to fuck Nermal! Either me or Nermal get fucked to death! <3 <3 <3
>>153939473WITNESS:>Captain MarvelSHAZAM VICTIM.>RezeBAKUGO VICTIM.>Sailor GalaxiaBEERUS VICTIM.>BayonettaDANTE VICTIM.>MakimaGOJO VICTIM.>RyukoSHADOW VICTIM.>Saber NeroGEATS VICTIM.>but muh gaara vs tophLiterally the most widely denounced fraudulent result in Death Battle history, and even if it wasn't a rigged and cheated win it still pales in comparison to the CONQUESTS of the CHADs of CHADsculinity.
>>153940274Where's the remorse? He doubts his choice for one second, then he goes to Namek and sees it all worked out.
>>153940326>Bayonetta>DANTE VICTIM.>Makima>GOJO VICTIM.If I had a nickel for every time waifufags got upset that some silver-haired bishounen popular with women GAPED their dommy mommy on Death Battle and held onto that vendetta for YEARS I'd have two nickels
I just want my hero to win, bros...
>Satoru GojoSento victim
>>153940326>7 wins>1 from a episode that has yet to happen >2 pity wins>2 Blatantly rigged fights Meanwhile the BOVNDLESS QVEENS: >>153938469
I want to suck Bayonetta's asshole
So did you work alone or not?
excuse me sir
>>153940416>>2 Blatantly rigged fights...but enough about Starscream vs Rainbow Horse and Gaara vs Toph
Reminder that Sonic turns your hero into a FAG
>Anti-LORDnic cucks posting AI images and ranting about their sissy faggot fantasies unpromptedpathetic, kek.
>>153940469This has more soul than all the AI slop posted so far
Honestly how can anyone be straight? Taking a dick up your ass is just like taking a shit, it seems normal
https://x.com/luifi_04/status/2060155254109286598jajajajajajajajajaja
>>153940528>Falseflagku saving pictures of Sonic looking seductive with cute little fuck me eyesDone.
>>153940528>>153940575STOP BEING GAY ALREADY
>>153940581Tell that to FAGoku, FAGly and FAGrio. Sonic will never be gay. No matter how much you want it.
>>153940469Kino
>>153938425My niggas, you are a cooked goose.
Holy FUARK this thread is getting WAY TOO POWERFUL, quick bring me your weakest most dimeless jobber to neutralize our power output before we reach critical mass!
>>153938526This is the same no thrills match that had Golu running by some gay kid btw
>>153940705You got it boss!
>>153940713>GoluESLperman...
>>153940705she already had an entire thread today
>Sonic the Hedgehog is 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... How did we become Sonic's SISSIES!?!? We need to HIDE behind our BULL immediately!!
>>153938473...the Ozone Crown.And Sonic will make him the Peroxide Patriarch.
>>153939188Nobody cares about Yuji unless it's about hype moments and aura.
>Tell that to FAGoku, FAGly and FAGrio. Sonic will never be gay. No matter how much you want it.FAGnic and FAGdow...stop coping and find "happiness" already.
>>153940705I present to you
>>153939565https://youtube.com/shorts/x-muYox-_vM?si=BgH0rh5yBpin3C-B
>>153940736Goju
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>153941015Not if KINGtos has something to say about it
>>153940950>FAGoku proudly saves videos of TWO TEENAGE ANIMALS kissing Done.
>the one who said it above all
>>153939350You have to keep at it, bruh.If the tranny jannies didn't like it, it just means give them MOAR of it.
>>153939462Paperboy has stonewalled Death himself with nothing but a rolled up newspaper.
>>153941100what the fuck did I just walk in on
>Touhoufags>Sonicfags>Gokufag (listtroon)FVARK!
>all he can do is post sonic with fuck me eyes, post sonic kissing another man and two adult men fucking Sonic's tight blue asshole and tight lipsThe winner? Sonic the Hedgehog. He's not a FAGGOT
>>153941121hi Blossomanon, I'd recommend running away from here and not looking back
>neogoonclitty extends outward to create the slpslrpmeatstick>skin retracts backwards>SLURRRRPPPPPP>vacuum cleaner sucking noises go through bimbofied meaty slpppy lippys>gooncunny retracts in and out of the fleshhole meat toilethole poopshit cunnyrunner as fluids dribble down the slppy cheeks
>>153940528KKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc!
Give me matchups for adol the red
>>153941185Sonic sucks that little fag's cock
>>153941121Year long tranny meltdown. 41% is his final trick lol
>>153941185Link is his most popular I think
>>153941223How good is ys 8? I only played ys seven i liked it
>>153941241The rule is that the even numbered Ys's are worse compared to the odd numbered ones I think
>>153941254The same goes for final fantasy, final fantasy viii is shit
>>153940622LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRDnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!
SAAAAAAAAAR!!!
>>153941338>FF10>FF6>FF4>worse than 13, 15, or 3"No!"
>>153941400FF3 easily tops that list.
>>153941400I will say it now ff 2 is the best game in the series
>>153941400Ff5 is easily the best in the whole series
>>153938425Arale shits on DCAlso, End of GT Goku is stated to be above anyone else in the book, which includes Arale.
>>153941220>the entirety of the officially endorsed IDW writing team out of NOWHERE
>>153941412The job system in 3 is abysmally bad and it's legitimately boring as all shit
>>153941454Stop seething at us, troon.Get a fucking life, or at least some help.
>"PLEASE MARIO I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON THE FRONT LAWN OF NINTENDO OF AMERICA!"
>>153940194Imagine your verse being so weak it starts to have a stroke if you go FTL or destroy the Earth
>>153941464>shitter got filteredYou problem.
>JOBrale
>>153941134GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!
>>153941487
>>153941254>FFXIII: Lightning Slop>Better than FFVIWrong and also Kefka or Terra will be the next character on Death Battle according to one of the recent fireside chats/ballot banters>>153941338t. Got pleb filtered by triple triad
>>153941482>>153941456>>153941164BEGONE
>>153941164KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGNIIIIIIIIIIIIC!GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODNIIIIIIIIIIC!
>>153938465Easy win for ingirid
>>153938659Saitama does beat Goku
>>153941164What are you even trying to fucking say
>>153941664Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>153939013
icky victhe stupid spictried to sucka cosplayer's dickgot rejectedhis axe wound infected41% is his final trick
>>153939135Doesn't exist
>>153941720..........and he still jobs to Homelander
>>153941750Oh yeah? >>153941730
>>153941750...ya know he was amped, right? You know there was a reason he was briefly able to compete with supes, right?
>>153941454oh please
>>153940494As long as Flash exists, Sonic will always be a pest to get rid of.
Just because we've never SEEN a Saiyan defeat a Viltrumite on CANON Battle...
>The TARDkuRAT FLED after being interrogated by a SonicSCHOLARNot a good day for Gokubros
>>153940528>>153940575>>153940622>>153940884>>153941134>>153941500Jobber rat
The losers are...the Saiyan race!
I’m pretty close to raging again
Pathetic
>>153941843...........ON OPPOSITE DAY!
I've never hugged a girl in my life...
>>153941711>p-please pay attention to shitku and shitnic...
>trans rights
>Goku>dies from a random heart diseaseLol I guess his little heart couldn't take it.
>the only saiyan wins are bejita beating shadow and broly beating hulk (stated to be wrong)Why are saiyans so weak?
How strong is a helldiver actually?
>>153942059There's a reason Dragonshitters punch down on street tiers. Because when they punch up, they get fucking bitchslapped by real Universe busters.
>>153942084Not as strong as the Dwarves of Deep CHAD Galactic I'm afraid.
>>153942059Dragon Ball is a series where characters actually train instead of spamming nonsense hax attacks.
>>153942084https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x08g4J5jktEStraight up superhuman.
KINGtrap!
I would the next ff matchup be janemba vs exdeath but i guess kefka is more popular, what are kefka best matchups?
Would Kratos vs Sonic be fair? Not meming or joking.
>>153942343The big two are Loki from Marvel and Marx from KirbyLoki shitstomps and he probably beats Marx unless they use Dissidia
>>153942301>Dragon Ball is a series where characters actually train instead of spamming nonsense hax attacks.Meanwhile Z fighters:>hey magic water give me a power boost!>hey namekians give me a power boost!>hey me almost literally dying give me a power boost! (repeat this infinite times)>hey teammates give me some time so i can power boost by sleeping!>oh i died "for good", good thing that doesn't matter and i can get some magic training in the afterlife before dragon balls call me back>hey 6 other saiyans give me a god boost!>hey me literally dying again, give me another power boost>repeatBasically hax shit but not directly specified as hax shit
>>153942386Kratos wins if you don't use schizo scalingSonic wins if you do the whole 6D Solaris shit
>>153942386Kratos shitstomps Sonic without trying.
>>153937466Capcom really did everything they could to make you care for their random nobody OC from a game that sold 30 copies
How many times would Vegeta have to "nearly die" until he would be able to beat The Hulk via power boost
>>153939462>>https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Rock_(WWE)I like how this went unnoticed cause what the fuck is this: >Attack Potency: Wall level (Can exchange blows with John Cena and Stone Cold Steve Austin, defeated Hulk Hogan on two occasions, helped Roman Reigns fend off Kane and Big Show, claimed he was stronger than a bear, should be comparable to his durability. Comparable to wrestlers who can survive the following attacks), possibly Small Building level (Comparable to the likes of Big Show, who survived going through a steel panel), higher with Rock Bottom and People's Elbow (Finishing moves in wrestling tend to do more damage than normal moves, he once Rock Bottomed an opponent with enough force to dent a car hood)
>>153942392You mean that marx beats kefka unless they use Dissidia right?
>>153942386if you include antifeats it's more fair, but if you're putting both at peak with statements kratos wins easily against sonic
>>153942432Yes, sorry
>Aizen when Sephiroth shows him what a real "Multi-Solar System "onscreen", Multiversal Beast (statements)" looks like
>>153942408Nothing you wrote compares to the garbage I see in the synopses for capeshitters in their Death Battle fights.
Pride Month is upon usPost LGBQ+ characters and stories
>>153942452We were arguing that you said dragon ball was only grounded training which it isn't. Moving the goalpost to cape content doesn't make dragon ball any less bullshit.
>>153942452That's not the point, faggot.
>>153942301>>153942408shitgon ball fags don't want to admit this, but the "power through hax because why not" shit (that isn't even consistent) they depend on is also a hax in of itself
>Domain activates >takes one look at Denji>"GUILTY!!! THAT NIGGUH IS GUILTY!!!"
>>153942515>>153942525Drinking water for a powerboost =/= Character randomly becomes immortal, untouchable, omnipotent in an issue because why not
>>153938486sakuyass
>>153942505
Can you post Goku destroying a universe?
look im going to be serious and not spam futa. can we please i mean really really please get things back to normal? can we please just drop the kingtos posting and asura bitching? I want things back to normal, i want thumbnail anon back and id like to have semi normal discussion back
>>153942554>Drinking water for a powerboost =/= Character randomly becomes immortal, untouchable, omnipotent in an issue because why not>Super Cell (literally) out of nowhere>Buu's constant supply of bullshit every few moments out of nowhere>Zamasu out of nowhere
>>153941100comics and cartoons?
>>153942554literally the plot to goku getting god ki, then it just sticks around because why not
>>153942554He needed 5 saiyans, including his unborn granddaughter, to become a fucking Super Saiyan God. Fuck you.
>>153942659And then goku gets "le more god ki" and half the Z fighters still can somehow contest with him with almost zero training because why not
>>153942659>>153942681Super Saiyan God is not hax.>>153942634Only Buu and Zamasu here have hax abilities, nothing as badly written as the average capefag though.
>>153942587BOOM!
>>153938455SOCORRO NALDO
>>153942505You called? Also>forgot the TYou must be better than this.
>>153942729>Super Saiyan God is not hax.Same shit different cope>Only Buu and Zamasu here have hax abilities, nothing as badly written as the average capefag though.You literally have Goku having to take out a "FIX ALL PROBLEMS" button because how badly written zamasu's arc ended. Stop the cope.
>>153940326then more women need to fight each other. Satsuki and Erza
>>153942753Now can you do it without using AI
>>153942753>traceku copegoku can't even get to that point in space without dying like a bitch
>>153942729ok explain what great writing is behind shit like goku magicially screaming away hit's timestop besides calling it hax or "the writers just decided goku can defeat hit now without thinking of a proper solution", dragon ball is full of "why not" garbage
>>153942424Well, it worked for the few thousands of people who played the game at least. It was their shitty practice with the DLC and making a game movie during a time where game movies were very despised that was their biggest failures.
Alucard bites female combatants. they just turn into ghouls if they aren't virgins
How much of death battle is just them going off of vibes instead of feats?
Denjibros, your response?
>Alucsrd the Dio victim
>>153942954How's Megumi
>>153942783>>153942827Are you being disingenuous or do you really think Goku powering up or calling on Zeno is tantamount to pic?
>TRACEKU TRACEKU TRACEKU TRACEKU TRACEKU TRACEKU TRACEKU TRACEKU TRACEKU
>>153942982Superman's core trait is being "as strong as he needs to be." Impossible feats have been his thing more or less since day 1.
>>153942986>admitting you're seething about being called traceku
>Tracing ToyoFAG....
>>153942982I'm noticing how you keep deflecting to cape content when we're arguing that dragon ball has bullshit moments and isn't a grounded series in the slightest, it's not about cape comics being more or less grounded. Though Superman never had a "call God to fix the story's problems button in his pocket" writing moment like Goku.
>>153942986>Me when I'm coping and seething about SHITku losing to SuperCHAD
>>153942982What this anon said >>153943004 and if you want to get a pass, you can compare this moment to the goku powering up bullshit writing (even though goku wasn't written as a "do the unthinkable" character from the beginning, so it makes his writing more flimsy), but this still doesn't compare to the zeno button
Why are we not allowed to critique Dragon Ball now for some reason
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>153942986SHIT Dee jobbed to a door
>>153943207HOLYnic
>>153943156insecure spics think shitgon ball is too "peak" criticized when every series here gets criticized whether "peak" or "garbage"
>>153943207's laundry
>>153943255In english, please.
Goku's whole thing is overcoming any challenges in front of him. Zeno shits on that by being a potential easy button for any Universe/Time destroying threats. That's why the Zamasu arc is hated. Victory was snatched, and Goku had to call a god to finish the job for him and Trunks. Which is downright insulting to Dragon Ball itself. Superman bullshitting a way to win on his own is excusable because it's crucial to his character that he will somehow pull miracles out of his ass in the end.
NOBODY cares about SHITku.
>>153943255>>153943287to be criticized*>insecure spics think shitgon ball is too "peak" to be criticized when every series here gets criticized whether "peak" or "garbage"
>>153943255>>153943356Which is the strange thing, because even within dragon ball fans, it's almost unanimously agreed that the general quality falls off hard after the Cell arc, and even more after the start of Super. Parts of the fandom treating the entire series as an golden goose is disingenuous.
>>153943389The Buu saga is kino though
>>153943411I'll fill your ass with "kino", everything past Cell is either Toriyama or toei milking their golden goose dry
Liu Kang won
>>153943411the buu arc was pretty much "we're running out of ideas" moment of dragon ball, it not nearly as bad as super, but they were definitely just throwing things to the wall to see what sticks at that point, especially after we have to go through a gohan school segment beforehand
>>153943424>>153943446They were constantly trying to chase the "Super Saiyan 2" Gohan high after the Cell saga and never quite hit the mark.
>>153942954Jujutsu kaisen fags are wholeheartedly more pretentious and gay than csm fans
>>153942954That is the same place that believes Sentry isn’t gonna get goatsed by Prime.
>>153943411I get that it was meant to be a final arc but it was dragging on and on and on.
>>153940469Saved
>have multiple wet dreams in a row>constantly wake up with my dick rock hard>constantly jerking off >am unbelievably horny 24/7 to where I get erections at work that I need to hideDeath Battles for this feel?
>>153943545Denji vs Yuji
>>153943156>Why are we not allowed to critique Dragon Ball now for some reasonDragon Ball wasn't being critiqued, idiot. Follow the conversation.>>153943054How am I deflecting when the topic in the first place was "Why are saiyans so weak?", obviously in comparison to other series like capeshit. It's because it's not a haxshit series.
>>153943545You have depression
>>153943389>unanimously agreedamong TFS fans*
Give me matchups for omega and shinryu
>>153939882IIRC, 682 was created to be the "If your OC can kill this in a straight fight, you made it too OP" thing.
>>153941454>Arale shits on DC>Also, End of GT Goku is stated to be above anyone else in the book, which includes Arale.Post endgame gt Goku doing any of the high end reality stuff arale can do.
>>153942954JJKfags deserve being humiliated by every garbage ending and instantly prove chainsaw man fans right
>>153943629Toriyama didn't care about writing the Buu saga as much as previous arcs. He actually liked the slice of life gohan shit more and felt like he was forced to move on from it and add the last villain, then just started writing on auto pilot until the end of Z.
>Dragon ballgarbage
Remember when JJKfags tried to wank some side character girl to country level using calcs but ran away the second they realized that doing the same calc on Yoru made her large star level?That was a good rape
>>153943941Toriyammer forgot about SSJ2 as well as a bunch of characters he came up with. For him DB was a job, not a passion project.
>>153942982>Superman has a temporary white sun amp that allowd him to recreate portals to cross 10k lightyears.Goku has IT. Same shit.Goku has IT
>>153944116>Same shit.The fuck do you mean "same shit"
>>153944126Superman creates portal Lex used to send him to Canis Majoris (galaxy) Superman reopened the portal. That's the scene you posted....right?Or did you not read the comic?
What speed category includes outspeeding teleportation?
>>153944225They called it instantaneous but the thing is that race in that comic made several references to them taking time to get there.It was in “attoseconds” or “picoseconds” or whatever but they made it clear it did take them a tiny bit of time. Wally also took some time to reset every radio on earth once he arrived, before they did. They travelled through a higher dimension where time is vastly accelerated, which suggests near zero time but not true zero time.
>>153942619Are we in the same thread? There's been almost no mention of Kratos this thread at all which is very rare. Maybe all the fighting between Gokufags, Sonicfags, and Supefags scared the Kratosfags off? I don't really know but I'll take it.
>>153942619What was broken can never be fixed>>153944241They’re biding their time. Slumbering. Lying in wait, to strike and destroy us again when the time is ripe
>>153944238Fair enough. That was just the first photo I could find for my question, it’s happened to other characters too if I’m not mistaken.
>>153938608cucky screwattack.
>>153942619>thumbnail anonOh man I completely forgot about him, the constant shitposting really scared him off didn’t it
>>153943679He is supposed to be an unreachable mountain for the foundation a reminder that there are things you cannot understand control or overcome practically the opposite of simon
>>153944307To be fair, he was here during the entire Krasura waiting period and aftermath, if he could handle that, all the shitposting shouldn’t really phase him. Maybe something actually happened to him.
>>153944296I suppose it would be “immeasurable” speed then. Vsbw wiki and the like say Immeasurable (nonsensical) speed > Infinite speed
>>153938479The true king of the Sunday Funnies.
>gaturro
>>153944387Che cuanta copas tenes
>>153942729>Super Saiyan God is not hax.May not literally be hax, but it's still retarded and unearned.
>>153944546You are retarded and unearned
>there are "people" here who unironically prefer to watch than act
>>153943156>nowdragonballfags have ALWAYS shat up every powerscaling community acting like even suggesting that a character could beat goku is an insane heresy
>>153943679not really, it wasn't created for any specific reason. and there's no rule saying that new scps have to be weaker than it; some in fact did kill it successfully
>>153944225Gokeksissies I don’t feel so good…
>>153938496Isn't it amazing how Superman STILL has worse anti-feats than this?!
>>153938575Bleachtards were mind broken by NaruGODS.
>>153944081No one actually cares about Denji vs Yuji anymore, man.
>>153944573>Narutofags got all Kaguya threads banned on CV>Bleachfags got all Yhwach threads banned on cv>DragonBallfags got all anime vs comic threads banned>Kratosfags got all God of War threads banned, period, not even allowed to talk about the series on CVKratosbros wins again
>NaruGAY
>>153944145It's not. Superman is using something Dr Manhattan is using. Straight up abstract quauntum replacement manipulation.
>>153944983No he’s not nigger it’s a portal. You can see it right behind him
>>153944081That was too schizo for me and I noped out. Sorry to leave you debating on your own.
I'm... not allowed to watch today... and she didn't even tell me why... fuck!!!
Don't.
>>153944983Dr Manhattan manipulates quantum niggertons to abstractly teleport people.Supeyman flew really fast and opened a wormhole which you can see through
>>153943261...women, which is the entire Dragon SISSY verse.
>>153945022I remember when Gotenks (a literal stupid baby) did the same thing by yelling.
>>153945089Gotenk is using something Dr Manhattan is using. Straight up abstract quauntum replacement manipulation.
>>153945164Gotenks is a literal stupid baby child that pisses the bed still.
>>153945164frfr
Franchises these halls do not care about and should not discuss >Touhou>Kamen/Ultra>Kaijushit >Higurashi/Umineko
>>153945171Mama mia twins...
*takes a piss on the thread*
You guys realise the captura pantalla shit is all a redflag for trolling right? Why do you all bother to reply everytime calling it out
>>153945181You made most of those words up.
>>153945181>foid franchises are featless frauds>kaiju and adjacent franchises are featsbeastsInteresting.
>>153945173And yet he can still use Dr Manhattan's abstract quantum replacement manipulation? Incredible!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO9Ty_cglrk>Yuji's Dismantle vs Denji's "Speedblitz"
The STRONGEST of the STRONG elements...I HATE FIRE WEAKLINGS...
>>153945334orange soda clears
>>153944145No, he just recreated the portal Lex threw him into. If anything it's worse than Instant Transmission because we don't know if he can use it to reach a particular location.
>>153945350
>>153944225The Flash went FTL and time traveled, that's why he won.He even had a septo-second to turn on all the radios on Earth [picrel].Oh, and the Flash was amped by Earth, Krakkl, and Krakkl's entire race.
>>153944081Remember when every CSM "feat" was getting debunked and clowned on not only here, but also spacebattles? Good times.
Korra is lactating for a fight.
>>153945022>Supeyman flew really fast and opened a wormhole which you can see throughNo he didn't. He just opened reopened it. Nothing suggests that he flew really fast.That's why you're cropping the panel.
>>153945429
God, I'm thirsty.
What do the following Death Battle Contestants have in common?RyuGutsGokuVegetaBardockGoku BlackDanteGodzillaGiornoTifaTom the CatShadow the HedgehogCheck the spoiler below for the answer!They all fucking lost.
>>153944225705 mph
>>153945497Yellow Flash >>> Normie Flash
The only girls that matter.
>>153945363those are portals made of mathematical concept scaling abstract niggatrons with multiverses inside them using dr. faghattan's power
>>153945528hi
>bring me flash
>SCP talkToday...I will remind themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh-ZJXHPQKg
Which hero could survive this sword?
>>153945517Minato would be a statue to the flash
>>153945608Minato would send Flash to the statue dimension. I agree.
>>153945613minato couldn't even beat itachi
>>153945622Now you're just baiting. Fucking retard.
>>153945600Sonic according to his fans.
>>153945425her boobs are leaking
Denji/Yuji really killed these threads huh?
Rick now has a feat that prevents every time stopper from winning a match against him. If you time stop around him, the time cops will show up to arrest you.
>>153945715Even his fans, according to themselves.
>>153945334>Water...FLOPS to 4000 years of chinese of love.
>>153945792>the time cops will show up to arrest you.What if you're just stronger than the time cops
>>153945814
>>153945823You would need a very high level of abstraction, which they seem to be immune to.Evil Morty was surrounded for a 1000 years in any direction.
>>153945792>>153945823I would think those time cops would consider The Doctor their Bin Laden
>>153945851Retsu is the greatest Waifu in fiction.
>>153945867Just two of those motherfuckers solved an infinite loop. I think they could arrest him.
>>153945891>posting a jobber who loses to Retsu>B-B-But4001 years of chinese martial arts.
>>153945891V-vagina face? aaaaaaaieee I'm afraid of those things!!!
>>153945929Loses to the multiple penetarion of the Hydra style.
>>153945908Just one of those Doctors won a Time War
>>153945939Valid counter for such a hideous, nasty thing.
>*throws you into Minecraft*How you like them apples, you wanker?
>>153945517FUARK, what a prodigy....hic....snfl...
My weaboo hero would beat your capeshit trash though
>>153945567>Loses to godAs expected from Kratos VS Spawn. Greeks simply can't compare
>>153939855Not as bad as seeing Vegeta and realizing that's the future of your hairline.
>>153945994Doesn't Saitama jobs to mosquitos in one of the first chapters of the series?
>>153942954inb4 Yuji gets stat stomped and Denji eats him
>>153945600Kratos on himself
>>153945909>>153945929
>>153945181>Outerversal franchises that make /dbg/ seethe Based
>>153945181godzilla has been on db and a kamen rider is confirmed to come so your whining means nothing
Could he kill Ultima?
>>153946094Trunks gets his hair genes from Bulma and Dr Brief.
>/dbg/ fears this Why?
>>153946187Only Dragonfaggots seethe about them since DB is weaker than all those series
Is there a world where Sentry beats Prime?
>>153946256Sure. It's not like wonky results haven't happened before.
>>153946256Yes, the world where he is fighting Optimus Prime instead
>>153945181Aw look the shitposter is scared of a bunch of Japanese guys dressed up as bugs
>>153946256This is death battle, anon. The only thing you can expect is dumb shit.
>>153946254S..shut up! ? Our verse certainly has durability feats if you dishonestly assume every ki blast is planet level a..and I can definitely destroy a planet with my own fists. Huh? do it now? Um..... I'm kinda busy
>>153945181Japanese Franchises that no diff Dragon Ball
>>153946256I mean, this is Death Battle.
>>153946256We live in a world where Apocalypse gaped Black Adam and Raven solo'd the Marvel verse so nothing's off the table, cape matches above street tier are a coin flip every time.
>>153946301Kek, Jiren said this while crying
>>153946314>Raven solo'd the Marvel verseliterally how
>>153946301Huh?
>>153945181>Franchises Krillin could solo KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO!
>>153946108Mosquitos yes. Not mosqutos.
>>153946256Maybe if they somehow find a way to downplay prime while being ultra generous to Sentry via scaling.I like Sentry, though. So I hope he gets to do cool stuff during the fight.
>>153946314Damn, I wish I still saw the Raven meme I made here. I lost it years ago
>>153938800He will instantly lose considering his statue was vandalized like, 10 times.
>>153939952Kek.
>>153946339Killed Phoenix Force / White Room Jean because "muh soul hax" or something
>>153946355Krillin is not surviving 10 seconds against Belial.
Does Darth Vader have any good matchup left?
>>153946425Depowered Homelander
>>153946425Omni-man.
>ki feats
>>153946425The Daicon chick
>>153946425
>>153946256Yes and we're living in it. Simon gaped DC's cosmology last year and now Sentry is spreading DC cosmology's ass wide open and gaping it HARD
Still the largest congregation of brown men in this board, I see. Wait, the crossboarders are still here to join their fellow browns? How touching!
>Rac*smKratos wouldn't approve
Is Dayshift at Freddy's Dr. Henry Miller/Bad Ending Jack a good match up against Chara?
>>153946669>Dsaft mentioned hereThe fuck? I guess I did talk about fnafb that one time here.Anyways, no. They're utterly featless and statementless. It's been a while but I don't remember Jack doing anything beyond human level besides having immortality. Chara at least has the fraudulent knife world ending slash.
>>153946669?????????????
>>153945181>Touhou>Kamen/Ultra>Kaijushit>Higurashi/UminekoNasuverse's masters.
>>153946717Ah, I thought I heard something along the lines of the Flipside being multiversal, so Jack's party killing Henry Miller meant they killed him across all universes.
>>153946669Another versus show did an episode with that versus Clover from Undertale Yellow
>>153946256This is the world in which Raven snuffed out the entire Marvel Cosmology on Death Battle so...
>>153946301huh?
Americans are all different flavored niggers to me unless proven otherwise
Is /dbs/ really that insecure about dragonball not being the strongest Japanese verse
>>153946827Death Battle admitted Gilgamesh solo the verses of every character they had on the show so far. What is this shit?
>>153946799Honestly maybe. It's been a while since I cared about dsaf. I definitely wouldn't remember a throwaway statement (I'm a featsCHAD who can't read btw).
>>153946827Ignoring that Gilgamesh is a self nerfing moron for one moment, but how exactly would EoM be understood through Gilgamesh's Clairvoyance EX?Also I much prefer Sailor Moon vs Big E.
>>153946807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtBZep03zRUOh shit, an 8 minute fight
>>153946871Oh...It is one of those animatic ones. Woops
please get mad over my irrelevant verse so i have a reason to post about it and finally get to interact with another person
My verse is fraudulent as fuck and I need headcanon dishonest wank to fight anyone above building level...
>>153946847lost to teenage shirou lmao
>>153946871>>153946807The fuck is an undertale yellow.
>>153946139Retsu could do that more casually with the grace of 4001 years of chinese kung fu.
>>153946847>Gilgamesh solo the verses of every character they had on the show so farBut Warhammer 40k hasn't been on the show...
>>153946907Undertale fangame that was popular enough and fleshed out enough that it developed its own fandom distinct to the regular AU fandom.The concept being that Dayshift at Freddy's is basically that too. Albeit with more... drugs
thibking back about it, i think the "simon could just instantly become infinitely stronger" argument doesn't make much sense. he doesn't have the ability to do it at will worh mo explanation, the only time he did something vaguely like that was when he merged with all the multiversal possibilities shit, which is a one-time only boost that took him to the pinnacle of his verse. and he was barely strong enough to defeat the antispiral, he didn't become infinitely stronger that them. to say that he could grow to that degree AGAIN, even multiple times, is just fanfiction. he would basically need to find other multiverses with other versions of himself in them infinitely larger than the canon one
Warhammer will never get a death battle episode.
>>153945425Iconic /co/ imagery.
>>153946947Fnaf son vs Undertale daughter
>>153946903UNDERTALETOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS
>>153946956No shit, you'd think DB would risk GW coming at them with lawsuits?
>>153946953A lot of things in that episode make no sense at all (like Simon scaling to Nia's Regen, or the massive downplay of DC's cosmology) but nobody really cares because everyone wanted to see Kyle get gaped.
Kings of /dbg/
>>153946953>worh mo what?
>>153946978Krypto victims
>>153939510>Marisa, Patchouli, Nitori, Alice, literally whoFodder in their verse>FlandreMid in her verse>OkinaBEAST in her verse
>>153946953>>153946980holy shit i should have reread my shit now it's full of typos and i want to diei mean to write "with no explanation"
>>153946978Friendly reminder that Krillin's most likely MU is him vs Bandana Waddle Dee.And the only reason the crew is reluctant to make that happen is because they don't want people to assume Krillin would job to a regular Waddle Dee, instead of the particular Waddle Dee that wears a bandana.
>>153947003its ok i didn't read it anyways
>>153947005Isn't Dragon Ball agreed to GAPE Kirby nowadays?
>>153947017no
>>153947017yes
>>153946847Wh40k hasn't been on the show yet
>>153947057>>153947057>>153947057new bread
>>153946993>literally whoThat's Narumi! I'll have you know she's very popular in China!
>>153947071Cute
>>153945437Superman has biological hax and supernatural physiology confirmed.
>>153945792>>153945860So no diff for flash and prep time Reed or maker.
>>153946993Flandre is oni tier, possibly equal to suika. And then low god tier,
>>153946587Simon is wall level
>>153946396That's not right. Jean > Raven
