What would the pizza from SpongeBob taste like?
Like a pizza, I suppose.
>>153943550a salty soggy pizza
>>153943544That's a pathetically sad amount of pepperoni
>>153943544needs some banana peppers
>>153943544Its just a mashed up flattened krabby patty
>>153944020thats assuming thar mr krabs didnt use his outerversal power-level to beat the ingredients into new ones entirely
>>153944020Krabby patties have mushrooms?
>>153944195And pepperoni
>>153944195Mold is for special customers only
>>153943544It would taste like ocean water, mushed fish, soggy seaweed, and shrimp shit.
Pretty bad if that one guy refused it without a Diet Dr. Kelp to wash it all down.
But Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizza.
>>153943544How the flipping heck (pardon my language but this situation calls for it) did they find button mushrooms under the ocean?
>>153943544Pizza that's been in the water for so long.
>>153945520It's funny how easy it is to forget SpongeBob takes place underwater, even with all the nautical music and bubble transitions.
>>153943544Briney, like an anchovy pizza. Or maybe like if you put nori seaweed on a pizza. I wonder if that would work.
>>153943544Like a good tasty Little Caesars.
>>153945446That’s a good point. That pizza isn’t really a pizza at all, it was originally a krabby patty that Mr Krabs somehow rearranged into resembling a pizza. Maybe everything they eat down there is like onions yellow and they just shape it like different foods.
>>153946454>onionsI forgot that there’s a word filter that doesn’t let me reference this movie.
>>153946482You can still probably say onions
>>153945520The crust looks crunchy
>>153946482Blame the fags who are afraid of beans.
>>153948001I stand corrected.
