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>>153944879
First for Based Avril Lavigne

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>>153944879
Here's my beautiful heterosexual ship

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>>153944879
Skye x Cody.

>>153944879
Karezi, and I will never forgive Hussie.

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>>153944879
>Hetero Love Edition

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I HATE HETEROS YOURE ALL FILTHY STRAGGOTS

>>153944879
eridan and roxy are peak

>>153944968
>STRAGGOTS
You should be ashamed of using an insult this fucking lame and derivative

>>153944968
You kiss your heterosexual mommy with that mouth?

>>153944995
Okay breeder

>>153945074
Better.

>>153945074
I never understood how this is an insult.

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>>153944879
For me it's team charge, there's something really nice about Aradia and Tavros as best friends forever.

>>153945107
We could probably make some comparison to breeding animals, which does make more sense as an insult than calling someone a bundle of sticks

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>>153945074

>>153945272
>NOT SUCKING TROLL BGC
>Karkat
>BGC
lole

>>153944941
daily reminder that "June" Egbert is just Fat Depressed John

>>153945403
acting like meat john isnt just as depressed

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https://youtu.be/dd_JerLKkDs

>153945426
he didn't balloon to 300lbs on estrogen and call it "character development" tho

good morning hsg!!!

>>153945387
Karkat has the biggest cock though.

>>153945632
good morning
>>153945453
good morning
>>153945644
lies

>>153945644
>biggest cock
...up his nook

we wrote karkat to have the biggest cock out of all the twelve trolls to subver expectations.

Do none of you know a good twist when you see it? Me and Andrew are dissappointed.

>>153945686
Truth.
>>153945689
No.

>>153945644
not here or in any galaxy karkat has a big bulge. he has a big ass to compensate tho.

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>>153945644
Karkat is a pathetic kek with a tiny pecker

>>153945708
hahahaaHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHHA!
aaaah.... nice joke.

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>>153945752
sorry chud but this FAT FUCK has chub and bulge to go around

This Karkat slander has gone on for too long.

vibri needs to change hussie diapers again.

>>153945708
When's the next onlyfans upd8 dropping?

>>153945708
why does hussie hate john so much
is he jealous of him

how often do you think karkat cries if you bully him enough

>>153945977
gonna sob mutant?
gonna cry, crabby patty?

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>>153945769
This claim has been DEBUNKED by independent fact checkers.

>>153945771
So Hussie is actually Tavros?

Karkat is for Nepeta. I thought we all agreed on this?

>>153946066
Karkat is for power struggle sex with Terezi.

>>153946060
yup. his wienner part. why do you think he wanted vriska to do all that stuff to him.

>>153946066
but i thought the meeting agreed on jane?

>>153944941

Outstandingly based. Thank you.

Troons want to see thier shit in everything nowadays. They´d be saying Bob Parr just needed to Troon Maxx instead of embracing the nice side of the life he has now.

>>153945220
Gay people bundle up together acting and thinking the same, “homo”geneously. That's why it got really popular when social media got big in 2012, acting gay let people form large groups of dozens or hundreds or more to gain power in society.

>>153946066
I thought we all agreed on Calliope.

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>>153944879
>What's your most loved (hetero)ship?
Pornus, <3, <> or <3<. (also Junekat)

>>153944879
i luv grimdroks

>>153946303
humans be saying things like this while their species is named "HOMOsapiens" tsk. tsk. tsk.

>>153946521
It's only heterosexual if June is biologically female.

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>QOTT
Renity/Yttris is quite cute despite having one interaction

>>153946576
Nah I need her to keep her cock

>>153946593
>Her
>Cock
Also, it doesn't count as hetero then.

>>153946580
Cute art

>>153946607
if you keep the same logic then a man with a pussy would be straight. so u agree?

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>Be gamzee
>be plot relevant or do drugs and let the author manhandle you like th ebitch of the narration that you are

gee i wonder what he picked

>>153946677
>Man
>Pussy
Also, ugly women exist, but yes, it would be straight. This isn't the "gotcha" you think it is, kek.

Why don't you guys ever tell me when Specstuck updates

>>153946780
you wont believe this...

>>153946564
Anon.

You DO know hwat Homo means right?

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>>153944879
You posted it.

>>153946708
>Hey what you got there Gamzee?
>CrAcK :o)
>WHAT THE FUCK!

>>153944879

Johnrezi sucks. Johnvris and Daverezi are better.

Rank all Terezi ships.

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>>153944879
Johnrezi is unironically great and the best thing that came from the epilogues. Shame they'll probably ruin it somehow

>>153947073
>Shame they'll probably ruin it somehow

psst, dirk already did that by killing john off thru narrative bullshit™

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Me with my obese troll girlfriend

>>153947007
>Johnvris
Also good but Terezi and John are better for each other.
>Daverezi
Dave's a retard who fucked up all his superior ships

>>153947092
Haven't checked in the plot in awhile, isn't Meat John's corpse still in Dad's wallet and Terezi is trying to find a way to save him which is part of why she is with Dirk's crew?

i cant wait for june to take john place and screw terezi it be such a great twist

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>>153946708

DaveRose might actually be my favorite Dave ship now.

>>153947131
thank you so much for posting this

>>153947131
Making gamzee just say nigga would be a funny happening.

>the best ships for john and jade involves two people who had feelings with each other at some point
Johnrezi x Jadekat foursome when?

Why did Gamzee Harrassed Jane out of the alpha kids? Because of the whole mind control condy was doing since the start with her and he wanted to worse the situation? Has this had anything to do with the Cherubs?

>>153947210
fuck sorry for my sentence errors i'm stressed and in a hurry now :(

>>153947202
This is actually kino, but it should JohnJade and Karezi.

>>153945272
>everyone hating on them
>H1 JOHN

It's the little things.

>>153947263
>ignoring jane being chill with roxy and simply offering some cotton candy
rude

>>153945272
what was steelcorridor smoking when he made this

>>153946521
Pornus is such a silly coincidence of a ship name. I like it.

Sell me on Junekat.

>>153946708
If you niggers keep posting Gamzee slander with your only point being plot relevance over and over I'm going to make him butt fuck your favorite character in my mind.

>>153947131
Gamzee is a white-to-black transracial just like Eminem, and here in a diverse and progressive general that is /hsg/ we fully respect his racial identity and wholeheartedly believe he now has a full right to say nigger to his heart's content

>>153947328
nobody wants to hear about your MAKARA'D fetish, anon

>>153947348
>MAKARA'D fetish
>implying he can get hard enough to do that

funny

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>>153944879
The best ship of all time, of course.

>>153947363
>Gamzee's cock is so big he can't get it up
Suffering from success

>>153947210
Might have been in part due to Caliborn having the (sort of ) hots for Jane because BIG

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I'm starting to suspect some of you people have pitched feelings for this lil wigga.

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>>153947393
let me aranea a bit and suggest anon may be refering to the copious ammounts of sopor/drugs has consumed along with not being in the best condition physically

thus making him unable to get an erection and/or use his penis correctly/effectively

sylph out

Much like how John is for troll women, Jane is for troll men.

>>153947275
That was a snide jab at their ship

>>153947460
Aww...then I guess Jane really was just being a bitch.

>>153947292
karkat is there to listen to fat john bitch about his gender identity at 3 am on pesterchum

>>153947412
Flushed, actually.

>>153947500
That's just what Karkat does regularly to everyone. I'm talking about the ship you weathered stone of a person.

>>153947577
that's the ship

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>>153947453
Actually troll men are for Jane

>>153947617
That's a good fucking Jane.

>>153947617
I have an unreasonably strong distain for this artist

FemJohn bouncing on Karkat's cock.

>>153947648
Why exactly?

>>153947617
anon gamzee doesnt add that much to a relationship besides dead weight and dispair

you're choosing the biggest radioactive barrel of a partner willingly

>>153947412
Nah I love his character. Gamzee is nice.

>>153947687
They've shown little to no improvement in their art for over a decade and it frustrates me

I want to Gamzee to live inside my vents and hide bellow my mattress and Watch me while I sleep.

>>153947408
Like Dad Like son. Like 'em big.

>>153947671
even if john was a femboy, karkat will never be dominant, sorry anon

EVERYBODY POST THICK CANDY JANE NOW

>>153947560
>>153947735
Anon's probably talking about >>153946708 >>153947348 >>153947717

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>>153947781

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(o) Come on, butt up and spread your legs.
(o) I assure you this wont hurt a bit.
(o) I *am* a doctor after all.
(o) it might take me a few minutes.
(o) Better to be safe than sorry.

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ok. ngl is hard to find art of chubby jane on boorus

>>153947902
Anyone have the edit where Hasan is an evil fucking wizard casting evil fucking lightning on the dog?

>>153947902
can she shock gamzee like the bitch he is? thx

>>153947928
Do it yourself in your fantasies
You know you want to

>>153947915
Sometimes im glad i dont have a prostate.

>>153947915
hes omni almost everything. he know if my prostate has cancer or not, he can just tell me

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>>153948069
ok anon

>>153948202
dont you want good old scratchy to inspect your prostate anon?

>>153948257
CHRIST SHES FRYING GAMZEE

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she's so fucking hot. it's not fair...

>>153948202
...unless you're voidbound and your innate void skills block him out, in that case he needs to actually finger you to make an accurate assessment

>>153944879
As the resident crazy, it's pretty obvious what one of my favorite ships is. John jade!!! Their chemistry is so cute and thinking about the ship makes me very daydream their interactions. Tiny flirts they were haphazardly flinging q long time ago that suddenly gain a new meaning as the two grow into teenagers. Unlike rose and Dave who sweep it all under the rug. Those two wouldn't be able to help but talk about it.

>>153948314
the people demand more cherub porn

>>153948363
this ^ ^ ^

It's not fair why can't I get a decadent and corpulent white woman to enslave me?

>>153948297
this is... good tho?

>>153948370
cherub cheeks...

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why yes, i wish to fuck the cute and shy green cherub AND her deranged and gay brother

>>153944879
>QOTT
i dont know...

>>153948390
rimming calliopes hole...

I legit think the only ship I have with Calliborn that I trully enjoy is Hussie/Calliborn.

i gotta learn how to draw nsfw to make cherub porn guys

I MUST

>>153948432
...full?

>>153948432
He's not gay. Just cool and ambitious. He has no time for women except killing them

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>>153948381
I've heard you can get one if you get a job at JPMorgan

>>153948481
I wanna draw caliborn being mind broken by John and reduced to a sputtering fuck toy

pov Jane Crocker has type 2 diabetes

>>153948521
what the fuck

>>153948481
Do it and also read beneviolent, it has tons of cherubs made for sexo

>>153948668
i love beneviolent dw anon, read it a couple of times

pinacle of cherubventures

once i get a tablet upgrade its so over

all the cherub ass i can make

>>153948257
gamzee sissyfication process at 45%