More Beautiful Hetero Love EditionQOTT:What's your most loved (hetero)ship?Previous dream bubble:>>153914721
>>153944879First for Based Avril Lavigne
>>153944879Here's my beautiful heterosexual ship
>>153944879Skye x Cody.
>>153944879Karezi, and I will never forgive Hussie.
>>153944879>Hetero Love Edition
I HATE HETEROS YOURE ALL FILTHY STRAGGOTS
>>153944879eridan and roxy are peak
>>153944968>STRAGGOTSYou should be ashamed of using an insult this fucking lame and derivative
>>153944968You kiss your heterosexual mommy with that mouth?
>>153944995Okay breeder
>>153945074Better.
>>153945074I never understood how this is an insult.
>>153944879For me it's team charge, there's something really nice about Aradia and Tavros as best friends forever.
>>153945107We could probably make some comparison to breeding animals, which does make more sense as an insult than calling someone a bundle of sticks
>>153945074
>>153945272>NOT SUCKING TROLL BGC>Karkat>BGClole
>>153944941daily reminder that "June" Egbert is just Fat Depressed John
>>153945403acting like meat john isnt just as depressed
https://youtu.be/dd_JerLKkDs
>153945426he didn't balloon to 300lbs on estrogen and call it "character development" tho
good morning hsg!!!
>>153945387Karkat has the biggest cock though.
>>153945632good morning>>153945453good morning>>153945644lies
>>153945644>biggest cock ...up his nook
we wrote karkat to have the biggest cock out of all the twelve trolls to subver expectations.Do none of you know a good twist when you see it? Me and Andrew are dissappointed.
>>153945686Truth.>>153945689No.
>>153945644not here or in any galaxy karkat has a big bulge. he has a big ass to compensate tho.
>>153945644Karkat is a pathetic kek with a tiny pecker
>>153945708hahahaaHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHHA!aaaah.... nice joke.
>>153945752sorry chud but this FAT FUCK has chub and bulge to go around
This Karkat slander has gone on for too long.
vibri needs to change hussie diapers again.
>>153945708When's the next onlyfans upd8 dropping?
>>153945708why does hussie hate john so muchis he jealous of him
how often do you think karkat cries if you bully him enough
>>153945977gonna sob mutant?gonna cry, crabby patty?
>>153945769This claim has been DEBUNKED by independent fact checkers.
>>153945771So Hussie is actually Tavros?
Karkat is for Nepeta. I thought we all agreed on this?
>>153946066Karkat is for power struggle sex with Terezi.
>>153946060yup. his wienner part. why do you think he wanted vriska to do all that stuff to him.
>>153946066but i thought the meeting agreed on jane?
>>153944941Outstandingly based. Thank you.Troons want to see thier shit in everything nowadays. They´d be saying Bob Parr just needed to Troon Maxx instead of embracing the nice side of the life he has now.
>>153945220Gay people bundle up together acting and thinking the same, “homo”geneously. That's why it got really popular when social media got big in 2012, acting gay let people form large groups of dozens or hundreds or more to gain power in society.
>>153946066I thought we all agreed on Calliope.
>>153944879>What's your most loved (hetero)ship?Pornus, <3, <> or <3<. (also Junekat)
>>153944879i luv grimdroks
>>153946303humans be saying things like this while their species is named "HOMOsapiens" tsk. tsk. tsk.
>>153946521It's only heterosexual if June is biologically female.
>QOTTRenity/Yttris is quite cute despite having one interaction
>>153946576Nah I need her to keep her cock
>>153946593>Her>CockAlso, it doesn't count as hetero then.
>>153946580Cute art
>>153946607if you keep the same logic then a man with a pussy would be straight. so u agree?
>Be gamzee>be plot relevant or do drugs and let the author manhandle you like th ebitch of the narration that you aregee i wonder what he picked
>>153946677>Man>PussyAlso, ugly women exist, but yes, it would be straight. This isn't the "gotcha" you think it is, kek.
Why don't you guys ever tell me when Specstuck updates
>>153946780you wont believe this...
>>153946564Anon.You DO know hwat Homo means right?
>>153944879You posted it.
>>153946708>Hey what you got there Gamzee?>CrAcK :o)>WHAT THE FUCK!
>>153944879Johnrezi sucks. Johnvris and Daverezi are better.
Rank all Terezi ships.
>>153944879Johnrezi is unironically great and the best thing that came from the epilogues. Shame they'll probably ruin it somehow
>>153947073>Shame they'll probably ruin it somehowpsst, dirk already did that by killing john off thru narrative bullshit™
Me with my obese troll girlfriend
>>153947007>JohnvrisAlso good but Terezi and John are better for each other.>DavereziDave's a retard who fucked up all his superior ships>>153947092Haven't checked in the plot in awhile, isn't Meat John's corpse still in Dad's wallet and Terezi is trying to find a way to save him which is part of why she is with Dirk's crew?
i cant wait for june to take john place and screw terezi it be such a great twist
>>153946708
DaveRose might actually be my favorite Dave ship now.
>>153947131thank you so much for posting this
>>153947131Making gamzee just say nigga would be a funny happening.
>the best ships for john and jade involves two people who had feelings with each other at some pointJohnrezi x Jadekat foursome when?
Why did Gamzee Harrassed Jane out of the alpha kids? Because of the whole mind control condy was doing since the start with her and he wanted to worse the situation? Has this had anything to do with the Cherubs?
>>153947210fuck sorry for my sentence errors i'm stressed and in a hurry now :(
>>153947202This is actually kino, but it should JohnJade and Karezi.
>>153945272>everyone hating on them>H1 JOHNIt's the little things.
>>153947263>ignoring jane being chill with roxy and simply offering some cotton candyrude
>>153945272what was steelcorridor smoking when he made this
>>153946521Pornus is such a silly coincidence of a ship name. I like it.Sell me on Junekat.
>>153946708If you niggers keep posting Gamzee slander with your only point being plot relevance over and over I'm going to make him butt fuck your favorite character in my mind.
>>153947131Gamzee is a white-to-black transracial just like Eminem, and here in a diverse and progressive general that is /hsg/ we fully respect his racial identity and wholeheartedly believe he now has a full right to say nigger to his heart's content
>>153947328nobody wants to hear about your MAKARA'D fetish, anon
>>153947348>MAKARA'D fetish>implying he can get hard enough to do thatfunny
>>153944879The best ship of all time, of course.
>>153947363>Gamzee's cock is so big he can't get it upSuffering from success
>>153947210Might have been in part due to Caliborn having the (sort of ) hots for Jane because BIG
I'm starting to suspect some of you people have pitched feelings for this lil wigga.
>>153947393let me aranea a bit and suggest anon may be refering to the copious ammounts of sopor/drugs has consumed along with not being in the best condition physicallythus making him unable to get an erection and/or use his penis correctly/effectivelysylph out
Much like how John is for troll women, Jane is for troll men.
>>153947275That was a snide jab at their ship
>>153947460Aww...then I guess Jane really was just being a bitch.
>>153947292karkat is there to listen to fat john bitch about his gender identity at 3 am on pesterchum
>>153947412Flushed, actually.
>>153947500That's just what Karkat does regularly to everyone. I'm talking about the ship you weathered stone of a person.
>>153947577that's the ship
>>153947453Actually troll men are for Jane
>>153947617That's a good fucking Jane.
>>153947617I have an unreasonably strong distain for this artist
FemJohn bouncing on Karkat's cock.
>>153947648Why exactly?
>>153947617anon gamzee doesnt add that much to a relationship besides dead weight and dispairyou're choosing the biggest radioactive barrel of a partner willingly
>>153947412Nah I love his character. Gamzee is nice.
>>153947687They've shown little to no improvement in their art for over a decade and it frustrates me
I want to Gamzee to live inside my vents and hide bellow my mattress and Watch me while I sleep.
>>153947408Like Dad Like son. Like 'em big.
>>153947671even if john was a femboy, karkat will never be dominant, sorry anon
EVERYBODY POST THICK CANDY JANE NOW
>>153947560>>153947735Anon's probably talking about >>153946708 >>153947348 >>153947717
>>153947781
(o) Come on, butt up and spread your legs.(o) I assure you this wont hurt a bit.(o) I *am* a doctor after all.(o) it might take me a few minutes.(o) Better to be safe than sorry.
ok. ngl is hard to find art of chubby jane on boorus
>>153947902Anyone have the edit where Hasan is an evil fucking wizard casting evil fucking lightning on the dog?
>>153947902can she shock gamzee like the bitch he is? thx
>>153947928Do it yourself in your fantasiesYou know you want to
>>153947915Sometimes im glad i dont have a prostate.
>>153947915hes omni almost everything. he know if my prostate has cancer or not, he can just tell me
>>153948069ok anon
>>153948202dont you want good old scratchy to inspect your prostate anon?
>>153948257CHRIST SHES FRYING GAMZEE
she's so fucking hot. it's not fair...
>>153948202...unless you're voidbound and your innate void skills block him out, in that case he needs to actually finger you to make an accurate assessment
>>153944879As the resident crazy, it's pretty obvious what one of my favorite ships is. John jade!!! Their chemistry is so cute and thinking about the ship makes me very daydream their interactions. Tiny flirts they were haphazardly flinging q long time ago that suddenly gain a new meaning as the two grow into teenagers. Unlike rose and Dave who sweep it all under the rug. Those two wouldn't be able to help but talk about it.
>>153948314the people demand more cherub porn
>>153948363this ^ ^ ^
It's not fair why can't I get a decadent and corpulent white woman to enslave me?
>>153948297this is... good tho?>>153948370cherub cheeks...
why yes, i wish to fuck the cute and shy green cherub AND her deranged and gay brother
>>153944879>QOTTi dont know...
>>153948390rimming calliopes hole...
I legit think the only ship I have with Calliborn that I trully enjoy is Hussie/Calliborn.
i gotta learn how to draw nsfw to make cherub porn guysI MUST
>>153948432...full?
>>153948432He's not gay. Just cool and ambitious. He has no time for women except killing them
>>153948381I've heard you can get one if you get a job at JPMorgan
>>153948481I wanna draw caliborn being mind broken by John and reduced to a sputtering fuck toy
pov Jane Crocker has type 2 diabetes
>>153948521what the fuck
>>153948481Do it and also read beneviolent, it has tons of cherubs made for sexo
>>153948668i love beneviolent dw anon, read it a couple of timespinacle of cherubventuresonce i get a tablet upgrade its so overall the cherub ass i can make
>>153948257gamzee sissyfication process at 45%
>>153948832how abount painting his nails and using a simple eyeliner... nail paint colored magenta for starts.
>>153948521>filename
>>153948861>nail paint colored magenta for startsthis defines who owns him you know, we gotta treat that color carefully
>>153948883That is true. I have no idea who owns Gamzee so maybe he can choose his own nail paint color. I just find magenta or pink a nice contrast his character. He could use orange if he stays mostly with Tav. My preference.
Thinking about davesprite being so depressed on the ship that he doesn't realize John and Jade are having a thing together till like a year/a year and a half into the trip. But he can't go in and try to stop it cause that would make him a hypocrite cause he was totally eating out doomed rose.
>>153948943that is hot, artist please get on it
>>153948943this could actually be a plausible reason for him to crash out. this and john getting pissy at him right after.
>>153948861>>153948936>not making the nail polish match the blood colorYou people fucking disgust me
>>153944879whiteboard linkhttps://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96115643-5703-7991https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96115643-5703-7991https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96115643-5703-7991
>>153949009THIS WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT! BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE TOO on the nose and uncreative so i went to other colors...QwQ
>>153949011Lots of Karkat slander on that whiteboard good
>>153949032>TOO on the nose and uncreativeCan't be any more of that compared to a fan who writes an essay about how dirk is a """deep""" and """complex""" character.
>>153949116Well.... I like Dirk!! but i gotta agree he only received the whole "depth" ultimate godtier crap complex pos-canon so...Anyway I like purple. Purple nails Gamzee...I like the idea of helping gamzee with make up because he can't get it right by himself on the mirror.
>>153947287late hsg shitposting was something else
>>153944968>>153946564go back to twitter
>>153946066CORRECT
>>153948861>magenta*violet>b-but muh violet caste!They get to use magenta and it's final
>>153949228eh.... well... ok then? thanks for choosing magenta then ^-^ its a pretty color.
>>153948349say good morning first dude
>>153949259>say the line bart!
>>153949183>breeder got scared of some jokes
>>153949282don't you have an std to catch
>>153949191I would destroy the tape and tell each Nepeta it didn't happen
