gawd DAMN they made woody BLACK and changed Andy to ANDRE
>>153963787Can I get a white Tianna doll?
>>153963787I want to watch Blazing Saddles now.
>>153963787>Make Woody black>He comes with a gunAmazing attention to detail.
>>153963787>went out of their way to make sure black Woody is packing heatwhat did they mean by this
>>153964762That a low percentage of people commit a high percentage of crime?
>>153963787AY WHERE THE WHITE WIMMIN AT
>>153963787As a certified racist I gotta say it's cool that theyre making their own high effort riffs. It's a bummer theyre so expensive. But these people put in the effort to solve the problem as they saw it instead of just complaining, and their product looks really good.
THE SHERIFF IS A N
>>153963787That's actually kind of sad
>>153963787I just wanted to play video games
>>153963787This is both hilarious and cool, but why isn't he a cloth doll?
>>153963787>There seems to be no signs of a high trust society anywhere...
>>153963787Imagine a black version of Toy Story. Andy (or Andre) wouldn't have a father in the household like the original. And then you'd have this scene with Etch and Mr. Potato Head.
>>153967850I'm looking forward to the Harry Potter TV Series
>>153963787>AYO THERE A GODDAMN SNAKE IN MAH BOOT HOMIE
>>153963787He looks like Lester
>BITCH FUCK YO WADDA HOL>AIN NOBODY TRYNA DRINK WADDA
>>153967657>but why isn't he a cloth doll?That a child might actually play with? >ANDRE is molded not silkscreened or stenciled or better still left blank for a child to customize with their own name>Entire series about a toy struggling with not becoming a collectible played with by no one, sold as a collectible you can't play withThat one pisses me off way more than swapping a characteristic.>>153963796https://youtu.be/T6xJzAYYrX8
Good thread. Thanks for making me laugh.
>>153963787YOU GOT A NIGGA IN MEI SAY YOOOOOOOU GOT A NIGGA IN ME
>>153963787>make it brown
>Oh LAWD Andy's comin! Get the lead out yo made in chong asses, grab the floor!
>>153963787Coaly
>>153963787>>153963796Where is J̶e̶s̶s̶i̶e̶ Jameka?
>>153963796>$300 Ain't no nigga can afford that shit get the fuck outta here.
>>153963912>>153964762OG Woody has a gun holster too, presumably he came included with one but it got lost
>>153963787>We Wuz Toiz
>>153963893>>153967332My bros, im glad im in good company>You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land, the common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
>>153971399Sure they can. Payment plans!
>>153971482Seems odd that a doll would come with an accessory it would not be able to hold due to his lack of gripping hands.
>>153963787>Tropic Thunder is now real lifeCool. Now can we get Ironman with Lincoln Osiris?
They're even making dolls into changing consumer habits now....
>>153967257And I'm pretty sure they're setting themselves up for a lawsuit from Disney
>>153963912>>153971482Woody having a holster, but no gun is actually an intentional choice. its a statement on how he conducted his sheriff duties without violence. giving nigger woody a gun means hes a dirty cop who shoots first and never asks questions.
>>153971399>afford
>>153977764I thought it was because the toy gun got lost over decades of being played with.
To infinity and beyond!..y'all good if I invite my cousin
>>153963787>eyes not yellowone job
>>153980166>Naw>Shit ain't true>I fly if I wannu
>>153963787I shot the sherriffBut I didn't shoot you, my favourite deputy
>>153963893>>153967332>>153974443A BLACK sherrif?!"And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles"
>>153963787Noogy.
>>153967657Couldn't be posed. They could incluede a wire armature but eh >effort
>>153963787>>153963796Why do these guys by trying to be inclusive unintentionally make the most racist caricatures to ever exist?>>153976506In-universe it was probably a way to complete his sheriff look, in real life, just a way for him to believably carry Sid's match for a bait and switch payoff.
>>153987091Could've used red lips, it'd complete the whole package.
What it is What it is!
>>153963787Dreamworks need to remake Madagascar and introduce a white-coded Gloria voiced by a fat white woman.>>153963796>$280 for Black Buzz Lightyear figureFunniest race-baiting scam I've ever seen.
If white Al already broke into the deposit box and stole Woody then a black Al would bring a gun to the yard sale and loot the whole houseNow I want an ai ghetto Toy Story made
Somebody please make a black version of the Woodys round up song or post the vid of the bootleg toy story mascots twerking and trashy dancing at a black kids birthday with his niggerhell family who embarrassed the poor boy
>>153963787Woody? More like Hoody lol.
A black woody.
>>153963787>not holstering a glock 19
