The comics were always better than the show.
And the comics were never good.
>>153963938I unironically agree
>>153963938Did she suck it in the show?
>>153963938Considering his tan lines, does he run around in hammocks?
>>153964214Yeah, but it was the deep who made her suck it instead
>>153963938Season 1 was like the comic except they took all the retarded shit out. All they had to do was keep doing that. But they couldn't, they had to make it even more retarded instead.
>>153964200ThisThe afaptation got put in the hands of a TDS retard. It was never going to be good.
>>153963938>poop was so much better than shit
>>153964321>s1 was like the comic except they took all the good stuff outFuck off normie
>>153964413>>153964403
>>153963938it's the funny faces
>>153964502>>153964403
>>153963938>And now, on bass guitar...WILLIAM MURDERFACE!
>>153963938Can someone lend me a sex scene compilation from the comics? For an assignment.
>>153964394>TDS retardthe only retard right now is in the White House
>>153963938This was not Black Noir btw
>>153963938The comics were at least funny, I'll give them that.
>>153966529You lost
>>153967178The game
>>153967223Kill yourself retarded faggotYou piece of shit
>>153963938earlier today, i just watching a video summary about it! woa!
So did she suck it?
>>153964394There's going to be this big blip passing through history where all human culture just stopped to violently convulse to the presence of president trump as if it were an allergic reaction. They're the ones saying "oh how dare you harm this magnificent leviathan we all worship. You're deplorable!"
>>153966689She’s not a team player.
>>153967236You lost
>>153966647Black Noir would not have leveraged a request or left her alive to regret objecting.
>>153964300They ruined the Deep and A-Trains entire joke with the casting.
>>153964300In the 2009 script that never got made into a movie, she had to suck off Homelander, A-Train, and a Hulk expy
>>153963938Shame the show did this with The Deep instead of Black Noir.
>>153968023We were robbed. A 2009 The Boys adaptation would've no doubt gone to even wilder extremes that'd make even Ennis blush
>>153966529>There is only one retardUh-huhIf that's the case, then what are you doing in this thread instead of running the country?
>>153967311>They're the ones saying "oh how dare you harm this magnificent leviathan we all worship. You're deplorable!"He built a literal golden statue of himself and christian conservatives are such cucks that they lined up to bless it
The best part of either version of the Boys is that they're both terrible
>>153963938>>153964200True
>>153963938They're both fucking trash
>>153971989>He built a literal golden statue of himselfLie. Some of his supporters took it upon themselves to make it.
>>153963938Okay, enough with this horseshit and let's get on to the real question here.Would you fuck that Homelander ass?
>>153972413Get back in the closet
>>153972451Okay, I'll pen you down as a yes.
>>153963938What is that expression meant to convey...
>>153964200Fpbp
>>153964321>was like the comiclolnoThey turned Butcher into a cuck, removing his entire reason to hate supers. And they killed off Love Sausage despite him being integral to the plot later on. Not to mention all the gender/race swapping for no reason.
>>153964214No the Aquaman guy flashed her and then got cancelled and raped in prison as the C plot of every episode for the remainder of the series
>>153971989> Come to the comics and cartoons board> Whine about off topic IRL politics instead Sick of it
>>153963938Why did they completely remove the thing about Black Noir?
>>153972413Thats not Homelander
>>153970923Good luck showing that in a wide theatrical release.
>wonder if they had the balls to be faithful to the little nina parts>look it uplolmao
why did clonelander speak like a mentally stunted retard
>>153970923The 2009 script did the following:>The Seven has Homelander, Noir (who can talk and isn't a Homelander clone), A-Train, The Deep, Maeve, Beastie (the Hulk expy), and Starlight (who is replacing recently deceased Lamplighter)>covers the Teenage Kix storyline, but they swapped out Blarney Cock for a magician character named "Sorcerous">A robot character intended to be a jab at Michael Bay Transformers>Tek Knight having the same problem as in the comic, but he also helps out The Boys (by creating the device that allows them to take down The Seven) and lives at the end>All of the Seven die except for Starlight>At the end, Vought with Goldokin prepare to make the G-Men replace The Seven
>that shit was great when it was edgy and mature like me but then it SHOCKED me so now it's for CHUDS
>>153975198>edgy and mature like me
>>153963938anon, comic homelander is bisexual (see herogasm)stop idolize him
>>153963938Why does Starlight look 50 in the comics?
>>153971989They did the same thing to that nigga who couldn't breathe and you didn't complain.
>>153964200
>>153963938That ass is too small to be drawn by a gay, but the sexy tan line makes me doubt.>>153966689So when they can't get a woman to agree to, do they suck each other?
>>153966689>CAN'T STOP THE A-TRAIN--!
>>153963938I hate that I find just reactions to cocks so erotic, like here she is, shocked, in literal fear, and I find her reaction and the context so fucking hot.Anymore in this comic? Or in comics in general?
>>153977670hot...
>>153974206learn to read>Season 1
>>153980981Both of those things happened in season 1. It's nothing like the book.
>>153964200OP BTFO
>>153981122love sausage did not show up until season 2
>>153981262Yet he still dies long before he becomes integral to the plot. It's still nothing like the comic and Butcher is still a cuck which also is nothing like the comic.
>>153981353the point was, yet again>Season 1can you read or not
>>153981372You keep ignoring the Butcher part. Curious.
>>153981385only need to react to one of them to know you're a retard
>>153981414>it's like the book>no it isn't, and here's why>lalalalala i can't hear you!Your concession has been accepted and filed under W for weenie.
>>153981441yet again>Season 1i winforever and always
>>153974822because he is one or at least is implied to have gone mad by waiting to fulfill the only purpose on his life which is to kill the homolander
>>153981572That and talking would reveal to everyone he is a clone.
>>153963938If you're 15 years old sure.But you wouldn't be on this website if that were the case right?
>>153964214The next page she's throwing up in the bathroom and Maeve tells her that's just how it is for the girls.
>I may have sucked your cock because I really wanted to be on the team but....that's the ONLY way you could get a girl like me!damn, nice one Starlight
>>153963938TRUE NUKE
>>153983533No, Maeve tells her to fuck off the first time they meet and has no interest talking to her, it's later on that she warms to her
>>153983533hot
>>153963938Disagree. S1 & 3 Homelander was better. But then writters made him a Bad Orange Man "parody".You could argue that Homelander was the only thing better than in comics, with Soulja Boy>>153984027>Maeve having a change of heart and allowing Starlight to flee, knowing she was on a suicide missionComics had Kino moments
>>153981385You were outed as a pseud.Get the L and move on, it's an anonymous website.
>>153971989A lot of Catholics literally abandoned their faith for Trump. It’s crazu
>>153964413>normieYou're a normie too, mate. We all are NPC in a millionaire/billionaires 's world.
>>153966647Black Noir does literally nothing onscreen
>>153974822See >>153981572 + Homelander was more or less the 'peak' balance they coud achieve. CloneNoir was stronger, but they meddled too much with the fetus DNA, making him a retard.
>>153966647Yeah, but atleast he didn't threaten to kill her for refusing and simply gave her the option of returning back to her team (although wouldn't it have been risky for Homelander's reputation if starlight outright refused and told all the other supes what he tried to do?)
>>153974328>Theatre can handle über gore>Showing that a woman was forced to blow 3 guys is too much
>>153963938This makes no sense. Why didn't they bring some slut on the team that's good at fucking instead of picking some prude? Were they just stupid?
>>153984428Yes. This is America, and violence is seen as a natural good protected by the Constitution, while sex stuff is seen as a bit taboo, especially coerced.
>>153984428Rape isn’t something you put into media as a joke
>>153984512
>>153984538Why didn’t she just say no?
>>153984696>""who'd do anything to get ahead"A-Train had her dead to rights here
>>153984538>twatWhat is he British? So they're stupid. They could have had a team bicycle they run a train on after every adventure. Instead they got this bitch giving them the stink eye all the time and being a potential liability at any meet and greet event. It's a wonder they got as far as they did.
>>153984696>Why didn't you just said no to Flash, Superman and Batman when offered to join the Justice League ?I'm anti me-too, but Starlight - and the whole society - were exposed to the Seven propaganda since decades now. Starlight was very naive believing the "mighty wholesome hero" stuff, but when the strongest man in the world tell you to suck him, you just get down on your knees.
>>153983981kinda wish we could have seen her face coated in spunk...
>>153984536unless the joke is the man being raped.
>>153963938The starlight SA would have been peak if it was just the Big 3 (so Queen Maeve instead of A-train) she had to please.
>>153985069I think it would have been a less distressing experience for her if Maeve was involved
>>153985139>being made to suck two dicks and lick one pussy is less distressing than being made to suck 3 dicksHow d'ya figure and why?
>>153985139Disagree, I think Queen Maeve would have injured her, she seems like she would be an abusive lesbian.
>>153985292>abusive lesbian.When 80% of lesbians couples have DV incidents, you can just say "lesbian" and save yourself some time.
>>153984728>who'd do anything to get ahead>she's giving head, not getting itWhat did they mean by this?
>>153985483everyone in that scene was a passing tranny and starlight was sucked off by all three.
>>153975010Would they have done the G-Men storyline justice?
>>153963938spankable
>>153985187Because she can stop Queen Maeve, but she can't stop the A-Train.
>>153967178What? The Iran war? Yes Trump did. Pedo.
>>153984536Sure it is. People getting struggle snuggled in prison still gets laughs out of audiences.
>>153989209This. Some things need to be joked about.
>>153984696female
>>153984696Women are attracted to power and Homelander is the most powerful man in the world, if she were just a normal woman she would have sucked him without being told to.
>>153989366This. All women are Druish princesses, often attracted to money and power. And Homelander has both.
>>153989366her moral outrage at the idea is part of her fetish. She gets to blow the sexiest strongest men in the world AND not carry any of the moral burden of doing so.All of their romance novels start out like this.
>>153964200The whole premise just doesn't work, I can understand a couple superheroes being pieces of shit, but the comics and the series makes a point of every single hero being a terrible human being, which makes no sense, at the point why the fuck are they heroes? There is no benefit to them being good, they can just take whatever they want. Also at that point why the fuck are there villains? If being a funded superhero means you get rich and can still rape and murder as much as you like, then why be a criminal? Also how the fuck is general public not aware that all superheroes are monsters? Again, one or two heroes you can cover up, but every single one? At some point someone is going to talk, record a video and upload it, or something. The Boys in general is just Ennis wanting to be shocking for shock's sake and saying how much he doesn't like superheroes. It's not a clever deconstruction it's just edgelord shit.
>>153989589>why the fuck are there villainsthere aren'tAlien invasions, evil costumed organizations - these things are fiction in-universe. Some people believe them, but the comic follows people who know better. Everyone flying off to fight aliens is the official story of where all there heroes are during Herogasm.
>>153989589>The Boys in general is just Ennis wanting to be shocking for shock's sake and saying how much he doesn't like superheroes. It's not a clever deconstruction it's just edgelord shit.To be fair, it was never claiming to be. The show is what was hyped up to be some genre-defying deconstruction of superheroes if they were in real life. Meanwhile the comic was always just "here's your favorite superhero but he's a gay weirdo and a sex pest, now watch my wisecracking Punisher OC kill him off." That's entirely Ennis' brand of writing.
>>153989589In order to get powers you need compound V, in order to get V you need to work for Vought, and that means you have to be a superhero. Superheroes choose to be heroes instead of villains because of the perks (money, fame, sex, and legally untouchable) and because it's just easier to have a company handle shit while being a supervillain would be like trying to beat a monopoly as a ma n' pa shop, hopeless. Plus, the most powerful superhero and his team (the biggest beneficiaries of the Vought Status Quo) will hunt you down, plus the US government, and most heroes obviously aren't as powerful as homelander or a nuke, so why rock the boat? Take your super strength, save a cat from a tree, smash some groupies, and chill.
I swear there is a panel that's just of a bunch of heros and one is just a woman who's power is just having massive boobs.
>>153989589They have sympathetic heroes and they touch upon it in like issue 4. The premise is that Butcher is a sick fuck and wants to kill supes to quench his bloodlust by derailing a team whose objective was to keep the peace into outright murdering supes. Please read the comic.
>>153990612>Please read the comic.No, I read the first few issues years ago (before the TV series started) and I hated it, the art is fucking hideous too, I'd look past it if I liked the writing more (I dealt with Darick Robertson's art for the Wolverine arc "The Brotherhood" which along with Coyote Crossing is one of my favourite Wolverine arcs), but I just can't stand Garth Ennis. I don't have any interest in reading cape comics by someone who hates cape comics, also I hate that he kinda ruined Punisher.
>>153963938They were both an equal quantity of shit. The difference is the comic was a shit burrito where all the waste was evenly distributed. The Amazon show had the rice, beans, and guacamole all at one end, but around the middle that mushy turd started getting more prevalent until it's a mouthful of Ennis's paddy ass slop in a wet tortilla.
>>153990765>until it's a mouthful of Kripke's paddy ass slop in a wet tortilla.
>>153990080>>153989589We literally see in the Diabolical episode that is set in the Comic continuity (which was written by Ennis) that they can lie to the population to their face and get away with it.
The hate for the comic is forced, in 5 years people will realize that they were lied to.
>>153964321Season 1 killed off Stilwell who is one of the most important characters in the comic. To the point where they had to introduce Stan Edgar to fill the same role.Season 1 went the same way that Seth’s Preacher Season 1 did. Adapt it well enough to see potential but pointlessly change just enough so that the whole series will fall under the weight of it’s own differences.
>>153990698Then stop writing on things you know nothing about.
>>153990698>the argument is "I like"go cry about it on reddit
>>153992381The hate for the comic is because people read the comic and found that they don't like it
>>153964214what's up with superman's gloves? why is he wearing gloves?
>>153984428The Watchmen movie went weirdly tame on the whole big "Adrian has killed millions" scene. People getting instantly vaporized just doesn't hit the same as seeing piles of dead bodies. And it raises the question of what exactly Comedian was crying about? He's done worse in the Vietnam.
>>153992805What was the reaction to this back in the day?
>>153992633Nah, The Boys is shit and Garth Ennis' writing is shit. Why would I subject myself to it any more than what I have? Garth Ennis has never written anything that has amounted to more than gratuitous violence and over-the-top swearing.
>>153992640>hurr durr reddit
>>153992674We'll see in 5 years
>>153992805>there are people who read this>think Adrien was in the right >and Rorschach was just a seething incelGrim.
>>153992805The motion comic adaptation of this fucked me up. The camera wanders and pans through the scenes of carnage then it starts following newspapers flying across the screen culminating in squid page. All the while, the only sound heard is ringing of the bell and wind.
>>153992976see? a single word and your whole """argument""" is already over.
>>153993635>......
>>153963938>The comics were always better than the show.>citation: man ass tanlines
>>153993578It's great https://youtu.be/cvJrhJXrNak?t=29 The voices over the screens showing the aftermath were done really well too, the one breaking down while talking about dead children got me choked up myselfhttps://youtu.be/cvJrhJXrNak?t=714Too bad the comic kinda undersells the bleakness of it all afterwards. The characters stay remarkably composed except Laurie and then she goes on to fuck Dan while Rorschach is killed and no one cares, seems rather tasteless. The movie was much more grim and somber, at least in the moment https://youtu.be/2cFX-uJTPp0?t=121https://youtu.be/xH0wMhlm-b8?t=109https://youtu.be/xyJ4Nt3FN0Y?t=29
>>153994068Man, Rorschach is amazing. They couldn't have chosen a better actor to play him or picked a better song for his death scene https://youtu.be/Zk1Ton3ywQ8?list=RDZk1Ton3ywQ8&t=153
>>153994246The casting was just great across the board. Man i miss 00's/early 10's.
Why didn’t she suck The Deep’s dick?
>>153992381So why did people hate it before the show
>>153994246Jackie Earle Haley. Kino enhancer and was also in the Human Target tv series and the most recent Tick show too.
>>153993023no one will care about this comic in 5 years without the cultural relevance of the show to keep the public's eye on it>>153993039when i first read this comic, my reaction to adrian was, a misguided hero who ends up falling into villainy by entertaining his paranoia for too long, i thought it was criticism of the greater good and the actual world would have ended up fine just like ours did without his interferance. with rorshark acting as a contrast as a mentally deranged hero who actually sees the truth and doesnt let his own personal fears lead him down a dark path.
>>153992805>The day the earth stood still>War>Pale horse>One way>I will give you bodies beyond your wildest imaginings>Gordian knot>prometheus>Utopia never properly spelled outKino
>>153994068>The characters stay remarkably composed except LaurieDaniel also acts rather shocked and him agreeing with Ozymandias comes across more like an attempt to save his own sanity.
>>153989589It makes a bit sense that they're common assholes since they're all just frauds with easy access to debauchery, obviously exaggerated for the sake of the comic. Villains are either not real or the few real cases are supes going on rampages, usually because they're butthurt over being turned down or something or they're just psychos. The general public is obviously too naive, but vought has more money than god and a PR team that could whitewash the devil. And also, all supes aren't monsters, most are just common asshole celebrities.
>>153963938>>153966689>>153983981The comic is shit because they only talk about her sucking dick and never show it. Same for implied sex here >>153984027 >>153984080
>>153963938I'm convinced Kripke can't read. They took a lot of visuals from the comic without understanding them. In the comic, Homie speaks to himself in the mirror because it's foreshadowing of him having a clone. But in the show he's just craaaazy! Same for Black Noir. He wears black as he's Homie's shadow because he's a double. But he's just an actual black guy in the show. Maeve drinks and is rude to Starlight as she's mentally checked out over the plane crash. But in the show she's like that before the crash just because.
>>153996614There's a couple of explicit sex shots of Maeve and Noir.
