In "Toy Story 5" Bonnie is now a Taylor Swift fan.
the hypno porn is gonna go crazy
Finally a good reason to not go to watch Toy Story 5
>young girl is fan of popular musicianStop the fucking presses. What's next? They reveal Andy played COD at some point in his life?
>>153965459>>153965467didn't she just do a song about her gigachad meathead husband's giant dong being the only one that can satisfy her massive, gaping, blown out roastie puss? so is it canon that bonnie heard this song?
>>153965459>In "Toy Story 5" Bonnie is now a Taylor Swift fan.Bonnie should be almost 20 by now if they kept letting real-world time progress like they did for the Andy-era movies. I fucking hate how they've stopped that for this bitch.
People still care about Taylor Swift? That bitch is from like 15 years ago what the fuck lmao
>>153965616>if they kept letting real-world time progress like they did for the Andy-era movies.They stopped doing that with 3. It came out 11 years after TS2, and Andy aged seven years.
>>153965550Taylor Swift is almost 40. She’s beyond Bonnie’s age demographic. Her fans are mostly 20-30 now.
>>153965459Has Toy Story ever made reference to real people or real life brands? Is this the first?
>>153965467Has Pixar ever been this pandering before? In terms of popular music, Taylor Swift is as far from Randy Newman as you can get
>>153965755i haven't seen 4 but iirc 1-3 didn't. 4 onwards are nothing but soulless cashgrabs made purely out of greed so it shouldn't be surprising.
>>153965755Outside of toy brands (obviously), no, I don’t think so.
>>153965755Mr. Potato Head was already a real toy, and he says he's from Playskool. Toy Story 2 has a legally distinct SNES.
>>153965755>>153965792>>153965802Actually, the only non toy brands they referenced is Lion King (Hakuna Matata playing in the first movie) and the Corvette, but even the latter was in the context of being a Barbie toy.
>>153965802Mickey's legally distinct Genesis does what TS2's legally distinct SNES Nintendoesn't.
>>153965682And? Bloody michael jackson has been dead for more than a decade, died in his late 40s and somehow is still getting new fans.https://youtu.be/Ig_rhaYJPGw
>>153965755Potato Head calls himself Picasso in the first movie. It wasn't a contemporary reference but it is a real person.
>>153965882your first mistake is equating a dumb roastie whore hack to michael jackson.
>>153965459That is one ugly loli. Yikes.
>>153965882Get MJ's name out of your fucking mouth if you're going to compare him to this modern Doris Day ass
Toy Story 3 was 16 years ago. Bonnie should be an adult by now. Did she stay 5 forever? I would rather have Andy back and it just be his kids. Right? Is that okay to say?
>>153965931The dumb roastie whore hack has a billion dollars more than you
>>153965550>pop star with zero relevance to toddlers>only people that genuinely like said pop star are infamously one of the most insane, unlikable, cult-like followings of any musician in the modern day.
Remember when Toy Story was a boy cartoonThen they added a girl cowboy to say families with daughters can watch even if it still makes them unhappyThen the villain was a pink bear with barbie doll henchwomenThen we had a girlboss rebranding along with a female villain who got a good ending after trying to steal woody's kidneys and she learned nothing, also her henchmen were literally meaningless and no-one cared why they were evil nor what happened to them afterwards>>153965755No
>>153966129yes women are dumb cattle and are told what to consume. tell me something i don't know.
Mickey Mouse and Totoro were in Toy Story.
>>153965960Im just saying that is dumb to think that younger generations can't find out about older music
>>153965507beer belly and bald spot should've been enough of a reason
>how to badly date your movie within a few years
>>153966274Women invading men's spaces and making them stupid and gay since forever.
>>153966274>Remember when Toy Story was a boy cartoonno it was a family cartoon
>>153965459ANDY BORN IN 1989TAYLOR BORN IN 1989TAYLOR'S 1989 ALBUM SWITCHED FROM SEAGULLS TO CLOUDSTAY STORY REAL!
>>153968847>TO CLOUDSFIVE CLOUDS!
>>153965459>"taylor swift" text on eyes>not even mirroredthis is AI slop isn't it? dumb AI not knowing how to render "bonnie watching taylor swift" and going the lazy route of leaking prompt text into an image, and jeets saying "yeah sure, good enough"?
>>15396885813 CLOUDS IN THE BILLBOARD!13 IS TAYLOR'S BIRTHDAY NUMBER!
>>153968474The bald spot made sense, and was foreshadowed in the previous movies, but how does a toy get fat?
remember when taylor was in the lorax?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh_VSWZZ12M
>>153968530Bro I dont even like Taylor Swift but she's been a household name for like 20 years.
>>153965459imagine if Bonnie started twerking, haha!
>>153968923>So why does our main character even care about trees in the first place?>The hot older girl next door really wants to see one. >Oh... yeah that'll do it.
>>153968923I don't want to remember the Lorax
>>153968960Yes anon this will surely last forever and not eventually look dated, especially since she's been active for so long. Fame and youth-relevance never die.
hairbrush
>>153968960So was Miley Cyrus, Ariana Grande, and Selena Gomez. Then they hit 30.The starlets who bank on being young and cute don’t last.
Is Taylor Swift any good?
>>153969118Yeah, but there's a difference when a movie references something that was only relevant for like a year, and when say a movie in the 70s showing fans of the Beatles. Having it take places somewhere withing a 20 year timeframe does not "badly date" a movie.
>>153969176She makes a lot of songs so occasionally one will be okay.
>>153968916buzz lightcummies
>>153969176She makes very generic pop music, if you're into that you'll like her and if you're not you won't.
>>153969633I remember when she used to make cuntry music LMAO.
>>153969646That was when she was trying to ride off of her father's coattails yes, she changed the trajectory to pop and then never really dropped it. It's best to view Swift through the lens of a cynical businessman, her career makes the most sense when you do.
>>153969176She gives that good suck. That's it.
Wow, like I needed another reason to hate this movie.
>>153965459>Could've had Bonnie have a Nintendo Switch instead, Nintendo rejected it because they didn't want their product to be seen as a villain>Could've had Bonnie have a Steam Deck instead, Gabe Newell himself rejected it because he didn't want his product to be seen as a villain.And now...>Could've had Bonnie be a Jun Chikuma fan instead, Chikuma wanted more money then what Disney/Pixar was willing give her.TL;DR: It's cheaper to get Taylor Swift then it is to get someone with actual talent like Jun Chikuma.
>>153969176Out of like a hundred of her songs. I only found like 3 - 5 good ones, and that was just randomly hearing something nice in a tiktok background song and realizing later that “oh that’s what all these girls are baseding over”, I don’t actively listen to music, like niggga you expect me to listen to hundreds of tracks to find the one good lme
>>1539691761989 is the greatest thing she’s ever made.
>>153965649People are extremely obsessed with her, even to this day. Look up Swifties
>>153970212Dumb bastards.
>>153965576All female pop artists have songs like that, despite knowing their audience is primarily preteen girls.Sabrina Carpenter's entire discography is like that, including references to sex in public, incest and encouraging teen pregnancy.
>>153970354Lucky (pre) teenage girls avoid Sabrina Carpenter and listen to KAREN Carpenter instead, just like their male counterparts.
>>153970645Before the rising sun.We fly.So many roads to choose.
>>153965616Brother 3 is the only movie that had realistic time passage
>>153970679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkLKXbbCPko
>>153965459will Bonnie get groomed like all the 12y olds out there right now
>>153969176I've actively listened to some of her albums and it just kind of all sounds like background music you'd hear in a movie to me. Nothing offensive about it but nothing interesting either. I think her fame is because she's comfortable for people to listen to without having to pay much attention. She feels like a bog-standard pop artist and I guess that's what most people like.
>>153970855>She feels like a bog-standard pop artist and I guess that's what most people like.Most people are tards so that checks out.
>>153969226thisJust saw a commercial for the new Scary Movie that had a Squid Game reference, now that's dated
>>153970354>despite knowing their audience is primarily preteen girlsTaylor's audience is mostly neurotic 35+ year old AWFLs.
>>153970924Because Nintendo is hostel with it's license, otherwise the new Scary Movie movie would've used a Splatoon reference instead of it's South Korean knock off.
>>153965467Why did Taylor kill Buzz? :(
>>153969154Taylor Swift is almost 40
>>153971544Nobody wants Taylor Swift is the thing, they want Jun Chikuma.
>>153971089 >>153971560Bitch, what you're saying are just Famicom-worthy facts. Paramount and Miramax added the Squid Game reference because it's still decently big, despite losing it's popularity. And no one cares about a literal who singer because only Japs listen to her. I don't see an actual American teenage girl that listens to Jun Chikuma.You're really Famicom bringing up nonsense facts in a Toy Story thread, aren't you
>>153971695No they didn't; Paramount and Miramax WANTED Splatoon which is much, Much, MUCH larger then Squid Game but when the refence was summited to Nintendo to be cleared Nintendo wanted it to be changed in such a way both Paramount and Miramax ended up scraping it and ended up replacing it with it's South Korean knock off because the South Korean producers are nowhere near as strict as Nintendo.Everyone worldwide know who Jun Chikuma is, she did this for peat sakes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8tPv5wabAIPeople of ALL AGES listen to Jun Chikuma and her male counterpart Takeaki Kunimoto who is alot cheaper then Jun Chikuma to hire and should've been used since Disney didn't want to pay the type of money Jun Chikuma wanted, but because the role model had to be female we're stuck with Taylor Swift because she's much cheaper then Jun Chikuma.If Disney/Pixar knew what they were doing they would've either spend the extra money to get Jun Chikuma (what everyone wants) or get another female musician like Ayako Mori, Yoko Shimomura or Miki Higashino who are willing to get paid less then Jun Chikuma... Unless Taylor Swift was really that cheap and it's a repeat of Chris Pratt with the Mario movie where it's cheaper to hire Chris Pratt then it is to hire Jim Cummings.So TL;DR: It's much cheaper to hire Taylor Swift (a hack who doesn't even wright her own songs) then it is to hire Jun Chikuma (a woman with actual talent).
>>153965849what's the name of this mickey cartoon? been trying to search for it over the years but I can't remember the name.
>>153972163Run Away Brain.
>>153972177thanks anon!
Why is Bonnie aging like one year between each appearance while Andy aged in real time?
>>153972224You're welcome.
>>153965459Giving children access to the Internet was a mistake.
>>153972886Reminder that...>Bonnie could've had a Nintendo Switch instead, Nintendo rejected it because they didn't want their product to be seen as a villain.>Bonnie could've had a Steam Deck instead, Gabe Newell himself rejected it because he didn't want his product to be seen as a villain.
>>153972948Heh, would have been better than buttfucking Valve cultists by making it cost a grand.But then we wouldn't get delusional idiots still trying to defend it and saying garbage like "Valve is still the good guys!" so its worth it.
>>153970924Scary Movie is like, intentionally dated though. It's a parody of specific media from a specific time.
>>153972995>buttfucking Valve cultists by making it cost a grand.Not to defend them or anything, but that's only because the cheaper models sold out.>t. owns the LED model
>>153973045Nobody wanted Squid Game is the thing, they wanted Splatoon.
>>153972886You can't even say shit like suicide on youtube videos anymore because of children and their tard parents who don't watch them. It's all childish words like unalive or game over or spirited away and other gay shit.
>>153973273Nope, you can't talk about death and suicide because China won't allow it since 90% of YouTube's funding comes from 2 Chinese companies, those being PCBWay and JLCPCB who each fund 45% of YouTube's funding each.
>>153965459Why'd they make her face look so odd
>>153968474Bald spot doesn't bother me, but this looks like some fetish shit
Also it has been revealed that Andy will return in this movie and that he wants to get his toys back (it's real)
>>153973740somehow...andy has retuned...fucking memberslop
>>153973740Nice bait, but we already storytimed the novelization.
>>153965849Lol
>>153965755toy story 3 had a totoro plush, it's kind of ignored though
>>153973740true AND he kidnaps bonnie but somehow he is still the hero of the story.
>>153973740>>153975931andy got completely mindbroken by college funds and now he's like martin from nimh 2
.... post it.
>>153965467>Our stories never ends
>>153977550>We got stories years like...>Buzz becomes a robot.>Woody get a cell phone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oUXUn30hts
>>153975960wtf I was just thinking about that movie
>>153969885>Could've had Bonnie have a Nintendo Switch instead, Nintendo rejected it because they didn't want their product to be seen as a villain>Could've had Bonnie have a Steam Deck instead, Gabe Newell himself rejected it because he didn't want his product to be seen as a villain.There is no way Pixar was ever planning on putting Nintendo or Valve hardware in their Toy Story movie>But Slinky and the Potato Heads...Those are toy brands where their unique features as toys are used for clever jokes and abilities that help the other characters.
>>153972886She's flicking her bean to AI porn (you know it's true).
>>153972886Here's the template, in case anons want to make their own edits
>>153982452The Lilypad is a lolipad that will turn Bonnie into a mesugaki.
>>153965459>>153965467>yes this will make people watch our corpse of a franchiseYeah they're desperate, just like the Clod shit they did back in 2023 hyping up Elemental as if that lil shit was some breakthrough character.
>it's a bonnie is groomed by men on chat sites episode
>>153965467holy shit take me back man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_oNoQ4Ynj4&list=RDa_oNoQ4Ynj4&start_radio=1
>>153965649>>153970212Its just dried up millennial women who care about her now.
>>153965918stuff like that is fine since he's arguably a historical figure, it's like referencing Einstein. No where near as bad as referencing Swift
>>153981590Yes there was, normies know what a Switch (2) and Steam Deck are and they want a Switch (2) or Steam Deck to be used instead, it's just that both Nintendo and Valve didn't want their hardware to be a villain in a movie.
>>153969176she has a few good/ok songs, but most of it is just forgettable garbage, though that's expected from a majority of pop stars where their celebrity life is more important than the music they make
>>153972886It pisses me off how any video for an animated property for kids has the comments disabled. Why make youtube kids if you're still gonna treat certain content on regular youtube like it's on youtube kids?
>>153983701she's big with young girls too, should be expected when she's the only prominent white pop starlet
>>153983890Makes sense, only young kids would be dumb enough to like her garbage.
>>153965467Buzzfags btfo'd
>>153965459I hate how Andy aged in real time but as soon as Bonnie comes around they introduce this floating timeline shit.Also the series should have ended at 3 and Pixar are creatively bankrupted.
>>153983890>>153983911No, they're listening to Koji Kondo and Yuzo Koshiro, just like their male counter parts.But because the musician has to be female they should've used Jun Chikuma instead, what was the original plain before Disney rejected her because she wanted too much money.Hey Disney... Yoko Shimomura is right there, theres even a Kingdom Hearts conection you can use since she does the music to those games.NOBODY WANTS TAYOR SWIFT!!!!>>153983701Zoomer women, millennial women are listening to Koji Kondo and Yuzo Koshiro, just like their male counterparts.
>people itt genuinely have strong angry opinions on taylor swift/co/ really has become the 'seethe just because you can' board
>>153984263Nobody wants her is the thing, everyone wanted Jun Chikuma.It's a repeat of the Ice Spice incident of The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants, NOBODY wanted Ice Spice (A hack) and EVERYONE wanted Koji Kondo (someone with actual talent) to do the music but they were stuck with Ice Spice because Nintendo wanted to have full control of the music so they can reuse it in future Mario games and that Paramount had to pay Nintendo royalties just to use the music.Why is modern Hollywood like this?!? Why use hacks where real talent is right there?
>>153984263Why not? She can't sing, she can't write lyrics to save her life, she's fugly, she's overexposed...
>>153978424Has Bo ever owned a bear?
>>153984412It be Rex that would own a bear.
>>153982452Source?
>>153983730Is there any source that confirms that Pixar asked Nintendo and Valve if their products could be in TS5?
It’s gonna make a billion. People love the toys vs tech angle, and the trailers were really good too. It might even surpass Zootopia 2.
>>153986123I saw the storytime, and it's basically the Jessie movie.
who the fuck is Jun Chikuma
>>153986266Famicom's latest weeb obsession, best to ignore him. If he wanted to talk about a contemporary asian artist, he could've talked about ROSÉ. (The "apartment" motherfucker.)
>>153986327Not the case.
>>153986819Did she partner with Bruno Mars for a song? If not, that's exactly my point.
>>153986266https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jun_Chikuma>>153986123People wanted Switchs, Switch 2s, and Steam Decks is the thing, not generic Android tablets.
>>153986856No, but she did partner with Toshiaki Takimoto on The Legendary Axe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvxAHb_gbPg
>>153986905Huge fucking stretch, this thread is about a kid listening to Taylor Swift music. This is something only /vr/ nerds would be into. Every kid knows who Bruno Mars is since he voiced a character on Rio 2. And besides, only K-Pop so far has managed to be brought in the mainstream thanks to that Sony movie, and ROSÉ is the closest parallel I could think of.
>Famicom isn't really a Swiftie and is derailing a Toy Story thread.This fucking thread sucks. Famicom only listens to cringy Jpop. Not like I care about the Swifties, but it's clear the Jannies rather let him slide in a Toy Story thread of all threads. I mean, this is a Pixar thread, NOT A SHITTY ASS TMS/ANIMANIACS THREAD!!!
>>153987049I got two main takeaways from this film>woody fat>tech bad... unless it;s not
>>153986973Nope, normies know who Jun Chikuma is and the same goes for her male counterpart Takeaki Kunimoto.Here is more of Jun Chikuma's music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=281B2p7AzyA&list=PL8x7wHq_i5DcuAntTE5v0tXla7vH--M-7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh2c1bLCd7Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3h9RvWF6Q0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWJKkO1-AHEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8tPv5wabAIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTeB7aoUtI8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKi10CulTUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH7c0W7whTY
>>153987049Famicom has nothing to do with this thread, and Jun Chikuma is a video game composer who is mostly known for Bomberman music, not JPop idol.
>>153987117You should consider going back to /vr/. I KNOW you use that board, you're wasting my time arguing on this board of all places.>>153987152BTW, stop talking about yourself from the third person, it makes you come off like a retard.
>>153987168Normies know about Jun Chikuma and Takeaki Kunimoto by heart, they don't know of Taylor Swift or Ice Spice and those who do hate their guts.
>>153987217Ok? Cool. Make a thread on /vr/, I don't fucking care.
>>153965459tell me that is an edit please, because reflects don't work like that
>>153969431Bruh
>>153987283Yeah, it's an edit.
>>153987262Normies care, thats who.
>>153965459>>153987152 >>153987217>>153987342Listen here, you little shit. No one cares about video game composers and your third-person talk. You are an impersonator who thinks he works at Warner Bros. Animation and TMS. You are a pedo simp who watches a anime about hamsters just for the main human character. You're in a thread about the 5th instalment in a billion dollar franchise and a thread about a mega pop singer in the music industry. No way in hell you'd derail this thread by giving off dumbass information about Jun Chikuma and a mostly dead video game franchise who's recent game is a collection of the SNES games rather than a new entry. I don't know what type of autism you have, but you're just ruining a thread with 80% false information. No kid listens to VG composers. The kids I know listens to Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Ice Spice, even HUNTR/X! You're just a wolf in sheep's clothing posting in a Toy Story thread. You're pathetic.Also. YOU. ARE. A. TOY!!!
>>153987664Yes they do care about video game composers as they're the only people left that know how to compose actual music, everyone with a brain cell listens to video game composers, including kids who know these people like Jun Chikuma and Yoko Shimomura by heart like if they're Beethoven and Mozart.That WB guy was a different guy, no one ever brought up anime studios nor their staff through a AMA here.Millions of people watched Hamtaro for Laura and Kana, plus not only that drawing are not real they're now 36 years old, meaning they're both adults.Taylor Swift is not popular, Jun Chikuma however is, hyper popular in fact.Bomberman isn't dead, it's very much alive and well, in fact that SNES collection on Switch 2 is why Jun Chikuma and her Hudson buddies as well as Bomberman himself are getting a resurgence as of late, also helps that that collection sold in the 10s of millions as well (since it's also on Steam, PS5 and Xbox Series S/X, not just Switch 1 and 2).None of that info is false, you're just a out of touch delusional shut in is all who doesn't know how the outside world operates since you dropped out of high school back in 2004.Also, kids DO NOT listen to Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Ice Spice and especially HUNTR/X; They DO however listen to (beside the already brought up Jun Chikuma, Takeaki Kunimoto and Yoko Shimomura) Koji Kondo, Jun Ishikawa, Hirokazu Ando, Hirokazu Tanaka, Yuzo Koshiro and Hiroshi Kawaguchi, that who kids and adults alike listen to, all over the world in fact.You're the wolf in sheep's clothing in this thread, deal with it.
>>153987330>>153965459Bonnie is cute
>>153986867So...a video game composer who hasn't done shit since 2007?
>>153988720She has done work post 2007.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq4HVWtdx68https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK2y7fG0bZg
>>153988748lmfao wow this is fucking awful
How long until videogames become self aware in Toy Story 6?
>>153988791>tfw kit breaks the rules... again
The two things I got from this thread are that OP’s image is fake and an autistic anon really likes Nintendo consoles and Nintendo music.
>Toy Story 3 is a big emotional passing where Andy gives his beloved toys away to a new child to cherish >Lol JK she immediately lost them and got distracted by tiktok
>>153988760No it is not, while not her golden period between 1985-2001 and it is more atmospheric is it not bad on a technical level.>>153989024Game Sack, kids avoid TikTok because China owns it and they hate China because of what they're doing to the Uyghurs.
>>153988917Technically, Bomberman is owned by Konami currently. It's like you never played a video game before.>>153987999 FUCK OFF!! I GAVE YOU A POST WORTHY OF SCREENCAPS AND THE REPLY I GOT IS YOU CALLING ME A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING, JAPANIGGER!!!
>>153989631Yes the Hudson library is as of now owned by Konami.
>>153989661Isn't Hudson dead? Most of its former staff went on to NDCube.
>>153989701Only the Momotaro Dentetsu/Mario Party team went to NDCube (now known as Nintendo Cube), the rest of the company went on elsewhere.And yes, Hudson was absorbed into Konami back in 2012.
taylor swift sucks
>>153987217>Normies know about Jun Chikuma and Takeaki Kunimoto by heart, they don't know of Taylor Swift or Ice Spice
>>153992511That is the case.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S2HpTgFM70
