Is Helluva Boss ever going to use the DHORKS again? I miss them.
I’m sure they’ll reappear again so they can be killed off so that the writers won’t have to remember they exist anymore
>>153970244I recall Viv actually liking them, though, so maybe they’ll be spared.
This the new thread?
Buzzzn is the best hb song.
>>153970215they are setting up an earth invasion to hell
>>153970762So it seems and it's a DHORK thread, about time we've gotten one of these.
>>153970215Cletus and Keenie are shit so I don't care if they're killed off or written out but PLEASE do something interesting with Collin and separate him from CHERUB and DHORKS. He has potential and it would suck if it all goes to waste.
Boy Bee.
>>153970244>>153970215>>153970265Viv will inevitably fuck them up somehow. Its what she does. It sucks that the only DHORK focused fanfic that's halfway decent is Base of The Fire.I hope it keeps the bromance between One and Collin in the rewrite.
>>153972692If two used to be a human woman, but she hooks up with one after she dies and becomes a cat girl, would it still be considered hmofa?
>>153972775>If two used to be a human woman, but she hooks up with one after she dies and becomes a cat girl, would it still be considered hmofa?Not for autistic purists who hate human women on principle but yeah. Maybe /hmofa/ is the real Gnosis.
>>153972794They're certainly obnoxious and bicker a lot like gnosticists.
>>153972775Yes, but Two and other agents will tease him.>Ever since One rescued Two from hell, Two has been forever grateful.>Their relationship even blossomed into more than just a mere close friendship, but this was going to happen regardless, the hell turmoil was a bronze lining blessing disguise. >However now One must deal with new dangerous matters, trying to dodge the accusations of being a furry.>His co-workers tease him about it, calling him from "cat burglar" or "feline freak." >Even Two does it - thought it's more flirtatious, "Your chest hair is my catnip~" >Even the head of DHORKs teases him about it.>"You always were a pussy magnet like your father, Ben." >Much to Ben's massive chagrin and Two's ever joyful enjoyment.>They two did managed to make it work to a point, Two has to keep herself in some sort of disguise when going out in public, it's a hassle but they manage.>One won't fully admit it but he finds Two's new form very arousing and cuddles her whenever he gets a chance.>However he isn't sure of what to make of getting a text saying "We won bro" by a stranger then getting a photo of some green dude with french fry like eyebrows and a familiar looking mutt.
>>153973130>botf and HIL are somehow happening at the same time>One gets pissed at HIL!Anon because he shares a name with the guy who killed Two in the first place>turns out Anon is a common name>and both of them bond over their dislike of BOTF!Anon
>>153973461>>botf and HIL are somehow happening at the same time>By virtue of stolas being a wagie in HIL, botf is actually a prequel and takes place before the events of hilI wonder what the ramifications of this would be
>>153970215Wait a minute...
>>153971368Maybe we can have 40 minutes of him and Loona smooching
>>153973461>>153973551>botfSurprised anyone here even remembers that game
>>153970215This show is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>153975275I'll homersexual you in a minute...
>>153970215I forget they even exist, their completely irrelevant.
>>153975715they're
>>153970215Best characters in the show, idc about the gay ass faggot thing going on between owl boy and imp boss, I just want these two matter of fact the show should have been about these two
>>153970215>heh, and get this... the serious seeming organization they belong to have an acronym that was actually LE SILLY AND SELF DEPRECIATINGLiteral Butchbible tier """""""""""""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>153973130>making matters worse Two is now taller than him>calls him her little hero>emphasis on little>sometimes picks him up and licks his hair>she's clingy asf now and he's constantly embarrassed
>>153976983It's so bad. Helluva Boss has a very uniquely immature sense of humor
>page ten alreadyI guess next time OP should post the screaming bird bitch so you guys won't lose interest so fast.
>>153971368>Colin's VA is black>literal black sheep of his groupWhat did Viv mean by this
>>153972775>The prophecyA total aside but I'm obsessed with the idea of Via's nightmares in Loo Loo Land being an actual prophecy she was seeing. Even better if the idea becomes the nightmare she was having was specifically what we ended up seeing during her song in Sinsmas.All the better to prove how well she is equipped to take over for her dad, who I'm not even sure we've seen to have any particular prophetic skill. I don't even know if Stolas is into astronomy in the way Via is, beyond enjoying it for her sake.
>>153978234We should only make the threads using a bid or a dog, since those are the most popularImps seem to have a small fanbase and sinners like mayberry only have like on or two fags, max
>>153973551Methinks BOTF Anon will become a better person eventually, but in this scenario that would come from a life-changing beating from HIL Anon.
>>153980230>BOTF anon is a bit of an uppity cunt>all the newfound power has gone to his head and lead him to foolishly believe hes better than all the other sinner plebs>mostly interacts with HIL anon because of his master having ”business” with his boss>one day they get into an argument, which escalates to insults and eventually physical violence>HIL anon just bitch slaps him before he has a chance to cast any spells, which leaves him dumbfounded and feeling humiliated
Bzzzzz bzzzz
I eagerly await Via to be upset about Loona being Stolas' "replacement" daughter, when Loona sees her next. Not that Loona will be so pleased that Via is so quick to throw away her dad, as someone who already lost one and almost lost another if it weren't for Stolas.
>>153981827King Bee...
>>153979863It's nice to have non-Bird and non-Loona threads every now and then, keeps it natural an adds some variety, also making a Loona thread is a gamble seeing what strange individuals she invites.>sinners like mayberry only have like on or two fags, maxI'm pretty sure there is at least ten of us at the most.>>153981827>
>>153982903>You doing alright, BeeAnon?
>>153983242>picBee's not old, though. I mean she's chronologically old, but physically she's still 'young'.
>>153983409True, I just thought it'd be a silly little shitpost, I'll take most excuses to make one, plus I generally prefer older women.
>>153983242Yeah I'm alright. Nasty heatwave earlier this week but aside from that no complaints.
>>153983963That's pleasant to hear. >Black lipstick BeeDemons in black lipstick have me disobeying the Lord's teachings.
What do you think a tabletop rpg game based on Helluva Boss would be like?
>>153981992i don't think loona will accept stolas immediately; i predict half a season of unnecessary drama before that happens.
>>153975044Weren't they already like Imp versions of the Area 51 guys from Johnny Test in one of the shorts as seen here?
>>153984631>ywn be forcibly tackled against a wall by the large security lady imp on the rightwhy live
King Bee feeling you up with four hands...
>>153984631Gosh, these must be the ubermensch of Impkind.
>>153970215Why is he black?
>>153985324Worse, he's Indian.
>>153984631>>153985142Notice that the second one is a cis girl.
One and Two would probably be fans of Baki. How does that make you feel?
>>153985959I doubt One is a weeb, Two is very much one.
>>153984387Roll for anal circumference
>>153986135One watches what Two watches.
>>153970215Miss them too, them being relevant again would be like a breath of fresh air in the middle of all the gay soap opera drama the show turned into.
>>153985324Genetics?
>>153986700>"You'd be a lot hotter as a dude.">"Aren't you a guy?">"Where's your dick?">"You'd make a sexy guy.">"King Bee.">"Where's your junk?">Bee thought about the gays>gradually, she began to hate them
>>153986828>gradually, she began to hate them
>Sinner OneI wonder if Bee would be conflicted since he looks like one of her people.
>>153987303Likely, but her hatred over the coffee filter wearers might overshadow that because One is still One and Bee won't listen to him correcting her. >"I'm not jewish, I'm Syriac!"
>your waifu can see that you're going through a hard timeHow does she try to cheer you up?
>>153981819>MSG Anon finds BOTF Anon pathetic and HIL Anon naive>Worst he’d do to HIL Anon is tell him to fuck off, but BOTF Anon would probably get a bloody beating
>>153987601UUhhh good question
>>153987518 Bee probably considers Syriac Christians as Jews who chased coins into churches considering how old her beef is. Don't worry to keep Gluttony Jew Free Bee has brought in truckloads of Pakistani sinners.
>>153987601I think it's safe to say that I rather not answer that question, even If I wanted to - I doubt it'd be a proper answer. >>153988126>truckloads of Pakistani sinners.Imagine the smell...
>>153985366I know. I mean they gotta keep the bloodline of superimps alive somehow.
>>153988218>
Replacing Stolas' antidepressants with testosterone.
>One ends up in heaven>Two ends up in hell
>>153988864Basically becomes thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9yuUJlCF88
>>153981819>BOTF Anon gets a beating/humiliation that changes the trajectory of his life>He ends up helping HIL Anon when he goes berserk, even at the risk of getting torn apart
>>153984558I think we've gotten enough clues that she'll vibe with Stolas easily enough. Given she offered up her clothes for him and seemed more or less concerned for him during his freakout in Sinsmas...first impressions with him aside.
>>153988920It'd be more akin to this. https://youtu.be/C9DISbQKTTM
>>153987601She just sits next to me and lets me enjoy her company, letting me know shes there and that she cares
>2026 is half over
>>153990911You think thats bad? Ill do you one worse>2016 was 10 years ago
>>153991030>2016 was ten years agoGood Lord...Too many regrets to look back.
>>153991030>>153991096>I NEVER LOOK BACK CAUSE I DON'T EVEN WANT TO
So, what's going to be the newest sexuality reveal in 10-12 hours for Pride month? Who's going to get it the worst?
>>153992143Moxxie finally breaks his egg and transitions, becoming a bisexual t-girl.
>>153992143(you)
>>153992299I could see this.
>>153992317>CouldWe already did see this, back in the far off year of 2023
>>153992299God their poor fuckin kid (makes the abortion theory seem like a mercy kill)
>>153992299Given how much he crossdresses in the series (even more than Blitzo I think) and seems to love being fucked in the ass despite being a married to a smoking hot wife, it's clear that he's pantied and sissified.
>>153992444>tripsChecked. It would explain his and Millie's relationship, since she has a need to feel empowered and to belong, and Moxxie apparently has a humiliation fetish.
>>153970215Vivziepop would never allow a straight ship to develop, even though ironically she based the characters on one of the biggest sci-fi romance stories
>>153992493>she based the characters on one of the biggest sci-fi romance storiesPray-tell?
>>153992444>he's pantied and sissifiedGIWTWM
>>153992143Stella and Striker probably.
>>153992825I'm assuming the two are a "homage" to the X-Files
>>153986700Home come her powers to detect when the party mood is down didnt work on the furry bait.
>>153992858As someone who grew up with the X-Files, the only connection I can see is>male/female due working together on paranormal researchOther than that, One and Two are nothing like Scully and Mulder, and the reason I didn't immediately make the connection is that besides the romance, Scully was a by-the-books skeptic while Mulder was a maverick believer.
>Moxxie hears about pride month>infuriated stiffs get a whole month
Time to bird post
>>153994712Did they drop any more pride shit or is it a nothingburger?
>>153970215>DHORKS
